Nima, don't tempt me, okay?

Bi: "What are you looking at me for?"

Yang Feng sighed faintly: "How's the taste?" After asking, he looked at Wu Shoutian with a kind of eyes that praised me quickly.

"It's not bad." Compared with the barbecue I have eaten, it is far worse!But it’s good to eat, so why pay so much attention to it?

After receiving such a perfunctory answer, Yang Feng sighed in disappointment again: "I'm leaving soon, I really don't want to let go." Then he looked at Wu Shoutian with extremely resentful eyes.Can't you say it's delicious and let me make a good memory of it? ? ?

Damn, if you don't give up, don't give up. See what I do, don't you want to follow me if you don't give up?Rolling his eyes and ignoring it, Wu Shoutian continued to struggle with the grilled fish, and quickly finished one. What should I do, I feel that I am not full yet!But I really don't have the guts to ask this guy to bake another one!Alas, with a faint sigh, I miss the bird so much when it comes to barbecue.

The bearded man and the rest of the soldiers waited eagerly all night, and finally arrived at their own prince. Seeing that the prince was not wearing his own clothes, his brains suddenly opened up. It was great, the prince finally got his wish, and we will never have to live like that again. Sad reminder, think of this excited tears.

Originally, Yang Feng was going to wear his own clothes back, but they were all rotten. Wu Shoutian was afraid that his wounds would be infected if he exposed them to the outside.So I felt tight and offered up my coat with both hands,

According to Yang Feng's opinion, it would be inappropriate for a princess to wear an inner garment in front of others, so he should wear an inner garment.Wu Shoutian wore a coat, but was rejected by Wu Shoutian with righteous words on the grounds that firstly he was not a princess, and secondly that he was a big man and he was no different from him. Yang Feng had no choice but to reject his coat on the grounds that the king did not wear women's clothes.Wu Shoutian had no choice but to hide behind a big tree and strip off his inner clothes to Yang Feng. (Wait, something seems wrong, well, the protagonists don't think I'm messing around)

The bearded man rushed forward very touched: "I greet the prince and princess, a thousand years ago."

Wu Shoutian's face was sullen, and he really wanted to kick this guy away.

Yang Feng's expression softened: "Get up, return home and give me a big reward!"

The bearded man is overjoyed!Wow, I was right, I finally got the right flattery, it's not easy!Ever since I was fined not to have a horse for half a month, I have not been welcomed by the prince, and now I finally see the sun and the moon when the clouds open!Just thinking about it brings tears to my eyes!But why the sudden cold sweat?Did you catch the wind and cold in the deep forest last night?It seems that when I go back, I need to find a doctor to give me a pulse.

Wu Shoutian has been nesting in the mountains ever since he decided to engage in banditry, a high-risk, high-reward profession. Now that he was forced to go back, he finally returned to the capital.Fortunately, Yang Feng found a carriage first before entering the city, otherwise the appearance of himself riding a horse with this man would be watched by the crowd, the picture is too beautiful to dare to look at...

After hesitating for a while, Wu Shoutian still said, "I want to see my eldest brother."

"Xiao Tiantian can think so, the king is very happy, wait for the king to bring the betrothal gift, and go immediately." Yang Feng was not angry at all, and urged the coachman to return home quickly, so that he could get the betrothal gift as soon as possible.

"What? What dowry?" Fuck, do you really think of me as a woman?Well, I was indeed a woman in my previous life, but I am a man now! ! !

"Of course Xiao Tiantian is confused. When he proposes marriage to elder brother, he will naturally have to bring a dowry gift," Yang Feng became even happier when he flicked Wu Shoutian's head.

"What kind of marriage proposal? I just want to make peace with my elder brother. The ghost wants you to propose marriage!" "You're going to blow your head off, okay?"It's really hard to get along with a person who doesn't talk about anything! ! !

"So, then the king will go with you." Looking at Wu Shoutian who looked like a kitten with fried fur, Yang Feng was in a good mood to smooth his fur. As long as he was tied to him, he had plenty of ways to tame him he.

Bad heart

59

Wu Shouren sat at the head of the main seat, looking at his younger brother and Lord Feng who had not seen him for a long time, the three of them stared at each other.

Wu Shoutian wanted to tell his elder brother about the bitterness in his heart, but the person next to him had been chilling since he entered the door, and such a big light bulb was shining brightly, what should he say? ? ?

Knowing that his younger brother had escaped, Wu Shouren had always been worried, fearing that one day Leng Yanwang would suddenly send someone to charge him with a crime or something and throw his whole family into Maojiang. Now suddenly Wu Shoutian and Leng Yanwang appeared at the gate of his house together , In reality, he is still undecided, what is going on? After thinking about it, he can only think of one possibility: Wu Shoutian and Leng Yanwang must have been poisoned by a strange Gu poison together, causing them All together!Thinking of this terrible possibility, Wu Shouren felt sad. Brother, I blame my elder brother for making a wrong decision, otherwise... Wu Shouren can't think about it anymore, tears are already flying, okay?

Wu Shoutian and Yang Feng were astonished, why did the eldest brother cry so painfully that he had just sat down and said nothing! ? , Wu Shoutian saw his elder brother crying tears, and thought of the hard life he was being coerced by Yang Feng, it was really pitiful, so he also cried. more powerful.

Wu Shouren is the number one scholar in the liberal arts, well-read poetry and books, with a deep belly, and when he cries, he is gentle and steady, tears fall one by one, the picture is very beautiful, and after crying for a while, he recovers, he has already Started to figure out how to solve the problem.

Wu Shoutian lived a crazy, chic and comfortable home girl life in modern times, an impetuous ordinary undergraduate who knew nothing but textbooks, even if he was locked in a room and had a lot of ancient culture, but he was still an opponent in his bones. A modern woman who doesn't feel ashamed at all when she cries, besides, she finally cried out, of course she wanted to cry to her heart's content, so the more she cried, the happier she became, and the louder she cried, it can only be described as horrible.

Yang Feng first watched the two of them cry, and thought it was quite amusing, but then he only heard Wu Shoutian howling, and his head hurt from the noise, so he swung his palm down, knocking Wu Shoutian unconscious.

"He follows this king, so naturally he won't suffer." After Yang Feng said this sentence, he felt that the meaning had been expressed very clearly.

"My lord is merciful," Wu Shouren saw that his younger brother had already fainted, so he didn't have to worry about his elder brother's majesty being damaged, besides, this is the only way to understand the poison, otherwise, what should we do?It's not bad that I didn't kill my stupid brother with a single knife!So he quickly knelt down and thanked him.

What is it about kindness?Probably to tell him to treat Xiao Tiantian better, Yang Feng nodded, and accepted Wu Shouren's kneeling worship without guilt, then thought of Xiao Tiantian's big brother, and stood up to help him up, which is regarded as respecting the elders.

Wu Shouren was taken aback. Didn't he say that Leng Yanwang is tyrannical and impermanent?How do you treat me so well?Does he please me?No wonder she is so kind to her younger brother, but what should I do?I only like women?Wu Shouren was going to be entangled to death.

Yang Feng felt that he had completed the task perfectly, picked up Wu Shoutian and went back to the house.

Wu Shouren sent them to the door enthusiastically. After thinking about it, it's better not to tell him that he likes women, or what if he abuses Shoutian when he is sad?Alas, Morita, there is only so much Weixiong can do for you, you have to work hard to live on.Thinking of the witchcraft again, it seems that I still have to find a way to see if I can find an antidote.But having said that, everything is my own guess, and I should talk to my brother someday.

It was already night when Wu Shoutian woke up, and Tuantuan and Yuanyuan knelt on the ground and burst into tears, "You can count yourself back, son." These days they live with the toilet every day, if they talk too much, they will cry, okay?

Wu Shoutian waved his hand and told the two to get out of here. I just finished crying and you two are tossing again, so annoying, okay?Picking up the quilt and wrapping myself up, it's so sad!

"My lord, don't leave this servant behind! This servant already knows it's wrong!" Tuantuan wailed and pulled Wu Shoutian's quilt vigorously.

"My lord, this servant is your man in life, and your ghost in death!" It was sung like this in the play, Yuanyuan raised her sleeve to wipe the tears from the corners of her eyes.

While howling, the two yelled, "I'd rather the slave die than have the slightest bit of unhappiness." Entering the play, the demeanor of a dark guard is gone.

Wu Shoutian got out of the bed with his head on his head and rolled his eyes: "Just tell me what's going on!"

The crying stopped abruptly, Tuanyuanyuan and the two stared at each other for a long while, and finally one said: "Please move in." The other said: "Go to the prince's room."

Wu Shoutian straightened up his corpse: "Get lost!"

I really want to go back to modern times

60

Yang Feng had a stone-carved face, and with a sweep of his eyes, all the attendants straightened their already straight waists and backs even more, and raised their heads even higher. The original military appearance was neat and heroic. In an instant, he became aloof and invincible.Nodding in satisfaction, of course, even if he is satisfied, he still has a stone-carved face and frosty eyes. He boarded the carriage step by step, turned around, and stretched out his hand to Wu Shoutian majesticly.

Wu Shoutian stretched out his hand weakly, his murderous look really made him dare not refuse!At this time, Yang Feng's appearance reminded him of the time when they first met. At that time, he didn't even dare to look at him. Of course, he still mustered up the courage to provoke him later. Now that I think about it, I really regret it. If it wasn't for If he took the initiative to provoke, would he still be as hard-pressed as he is now?