After the fake marriage with the actor, I became popular

[Response in seconds: Which building? 】

Xiang Zhi quickly turned on the location sharing, turned the phone to silent and put it in his pocket, pretending to calmly tease the white-haired puppy in Song Pei's arms: "Wow, it's so cute, when did you bring it back, and what's its name, Sanbao ?"

"In the second year that someone abandoned his mother and father to venture into the world." Song Pei slammed the safe door, squinted his eyes and shook his head deeply: "It's called Dabao."

Xiang Zhi: ok, fine, people are not as good as dogs.

In fact, Xiang Zhi's father is very talkative. The biggest reason for the tension between him and his family is this mother who has a sharp mouth and a sharp heart. Teacher Song has been teaching for [-] years, and the classes he teaches are either sprinting to Qingbei or the key points of the third year of high school. Students are even more serious about starting a graduate student, and their life is endless and academic.In her opinion, it is the most helpless thing for a student who can't learn the culture class to take the art test. If he can learn the culture class and turn to singing and dancing halfway, that is purely sick.

She once described her hatred of iron to steel to her father in this way: This must be a great sin committed by her ancestors. In half her life, she did not see a fancy flower and was reincarnated as her only son.

"You are so poor that you can't survive, so you came back and stole your account book to apply for a loan?" Song Pei reached out and asked Xiang Zhi to hand over his account book: "You think the bank will give you money just by saying a few nice words like your father Ah, the loan needs to be repaid, you'd better stop the loss in time and don't tear down the east wall to make up for the west wall, otherwise the next time we meet will be a news broadcast - a certain [-]-year-old caffeine is not online/the loan is ruined, climb the heights and look far away Burial place."

"It's really a pity that you don't want to be a Chinese teacher." Xiang Zhi's obedient boy lifted his body and pushed away his numb hands with a smile: "If I want a loan, I should come to steal the real estate certificate. Madam, can you hope that I will order it?" .”

Song Pei patted the back of Xiang Zhi's hand heavily: "Hope? Your ugly photos have been circulating in the family group for several days. Your grandparents called me [-] times, saying that it is not easy for children to work as coolies outside. Seeing that the coal has been dug up, let me quickly bring you back to eat the old man, I said that I have ambitions, and I will not become a coal boss, go back, go home, nah."

She was afraid that Xiang Zhi wouldn't be able to hear it, so she procrastinated the last few words, Xiang Zhi was poked at the pain point, and smiled wryly: "That's all from p! Your internet speed is not slow, so why are you skipping to watch it? Didn't you see it?" My beautiful photo has been on the top of the list for a day, that’s enough, I won’t argue with you anymore, I will take the account book to renew the passport, and I will send it back to you in two days.”

"Hey!" Song Pei held Dabao to block the door of the master bedroom: "How did I remember that the passport is valid for ten years? Could it be that you are over [-] years old when I close my eyes? Let me see who is half I haven’t got a formal job yet, and I don’t have a wife or child.”

Xiang Zhi was about to cry when he was bullied by language: "Mom, just let me go..."

"Ding-dong-"

Hearing the doorbell, Song Pei stuffed Maltese, who was bigger than his palm, into Xiang Zhi's arms: "Having two dogs can't protect you, little bastard, just stay here, and I'll come up later to deal with you, Dabao." Keep an eye on him!" After finishing speaking, she stepped on her massage slippers and went downstairs.

"Hush." ​​Xiang Zhi made sure that Song Pei had gone far away, and quietly put down the dog and walked to the stairs. He took out his mobile phone to discuss countermeasures with Lian Li, but when he opened the screen, he unexpectedly found that their positions coincided!

At this time, a familiar male voice came from downstairs: "Your courier."

All right, Mr. Lian!This trick is so wonderful that it plays both inside and outside!Xiang Zhi heard Song Pei swipe and swipe to sign, and even talked to Lian Li: "Thanks for your hard work, you are new here, just leave it at the door if there is a courier in the future."

He seized the time to go back the same way, ran out of the back door of the balcony to the outside of the courtyard, and said goodbye to the husky who was sticking out his tongue.

[Xiang Zhi: Mission accomplished! 】

Xiang Zhi hid at the corner of the alley and sent a message to Lianli. After a while, he saw Lianli walking towards him. Dazed by the joy of victory, he held up his household registration book and jumped to Lianli. He hugged his neck by his side: "It's stolen, it's stolen! Now you can go to get the certificate!"

Lian Li was slightly taken aback, then consciously put his arms around Xiang Zhi's waist, he lifted his peaked cap, and he was obviously smiling happily: "Yeah."

"Cough!" Xiang Zhi felt the strength in his waist, and only then did he realize that the combination of his words and actions just now looked like a rebellious couple who married without telling their parents. Where did you enter the yard?"

"The back door." Lian Li didn't let go of his intentions, and showed his weakness pitifully: "I was almost bitten by your dog."

"Really." Xiang Zhi's ears were red with tension, and he pressed his arm to imply him to let go: "Next time I come back, I will help you teach it a lesson."

The two walked towards the gate of the community side by side with their own thoughts. Xiang Zhi calmed down and asked, "Well, I sent you a help message. How did you know that I was stopped by my mother."

"I haven't seen you in three years. If I were an aunt, I wouldn't let you go." Lian Li lifted the mask up: "The security guard didn't stop me, and there happened to be an unsigned courier at your door, so it's the right time and place. Yes Now, it doesn't matter if the back door of the yard is unlocked."

"It's okay, it's not that there is no one at home." Xiang Zhi spread his hands and said: "My mother must have figured out the whole thing immediately when she found out that I ran away, and left her with some evidence that can be photographed to sue my father, and it can also let me Show my presence in front of my dad. Sigh, you don’t know that I was scolded so badly. When I came back to pay back the debt, I would throw her in the yard and never enter the house.”

Lian Li listened quietly, and did not directly persuade Xiang Zhichang to go home and pay tribute to his parents, but said: "I didn't intend to see that the recipient on that courier wrote 'Zhizhi's mother'."

"...?" Xiang Zhi was surprised and slowed down. He touched the bronzing letters on the household registration book and muttered in a low voice, "Then, it's not impossible to go in for a meal."

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Fortunately, the single certificate and other documents went smoothly. The next day when they came to the Civil Affairs Bureau, the acquaintance Lian Li mentioned was already waiting for them in the parking lot.

"Hello, my name is Qi Shuyuan, and I'm Lian Li's classmate." Qi Shuyuan was as his name suggests, tall and thin, with a hearty temperament, and wearing glasses, he looked very scholarly and talented.Xiang Zhi smiled and held his outstretched hand: "Hello, Xiang Zhi."

Qi Shuyuan smiled and said: "I have seen your stage, it was very exciting, and I am also looking forward to your and Lian Li's new play, really, I thought a lot of words before you came, and I forgot all of a sudden when I saw you It's clean, you and Lian Li are really a good match, in short, congratulations on finding the love of your life. Let's go into the room and talk."

"Huh? Ah, thank you, thank you." Xiang Zhi perfunctory, looked at Lian Li suspiciously: Didn't you tell him that we are a fake marriage?

Lian Li returned with firm eyes: No, no need.

Xiang Zhi: "..."

Qi Shuyuan has worked in the marriage registration office for a long time, and he has sincere blessings for every new couple who come to receive the certificate. He is still immersed in the joy of his friend finally not being single, and actively said to Zhi Zhi: "The same-sex registration window is always the same. There are no people queuing up, and it is even colder at the end of work, our staff will not disclose the information of the newcomers, and I have greeted them, don't worry, it is absolutely confidential for you to come to collect the certificate today."

Xiang Zhi had no choice but to pretend to be happy as a newlywed: "That's really great, please trouble Brother Qi."

"You're welcome." Qi Shuyuan introduced the matter in detail: "I'll go to the front desk to fill out the form to pay, then go to take pictures, do a premarital examination, and then come back to have sex, and finally go to swear an oath."

so complicated.Xiang Zhi thought so in his heart but didn't say it out loud. He filled out the form neatly, and followed Qi Shuyuan to the place where the photo was taken while he was still confused.

He had already put on the square collar white shirt before he came, and Lian Li went to the fitting room to change.Outside the fitting room, Qi Shuyuan took a round "囍" badge and pinned it on Xiang Zhi's neckline, and chatted with him cordially: "Why do I have the illusion of helping Lian Li in luring/abducting children? How old are you?"

Xiang Zhi glanced at the wedding ring on Qi Shuyuan's ring finger, and replied, "It's almost 21."

"You're so young, 11 years younger than Lian Li." Qi Shuyuan smiled and said, "Just passed the legal marriage age of 20, and Lian Li couldn't wait to marry you in."

Adhering to the principle of saying less and making less mistakes, Xiang Zhi smiled and nodded.

Qi Shuyuan is full of gossip attributes, and he doesn't give Xiang Zhi a chance to be silent: "Can I ask how you two met?"

Xiang Zhi said dully, "That's right, we met from filming."

"Isn't it the first time you two have worked together, oh, a flash marriage." Qi Shuyuan automatically made up Lianzhi's love story: "No wonder I was in such a hurry to get the certificate. When Lian Li contacted me, I wondered who got married Pick near the Ching Ming Festival. But when the fate arrives, it will arrive. I used to think that even a stable person like Li Lianli started dating at least five years ago, but after five years and another five years, the children of his classmates ran all over the ground and he was still single. I mean, I have been waiting for you for ten thousand years, so I am waiting for you."

Xiang Zhi didn't understand for a while: "Yuelao, who is Yuelao?"

"Didn't Lian Li tell you about his hidden buffs?" Qi Shuyuan acted as a science popularization: "The luck of the people around him flourished. Since middle school, there were people who chased him and those who chased him together every now and then. There are often fans chasing and chasing stars to look at each other, and they even go to his comment area to ask for blessings. After a long time, fans call him Yuelao. If you look at his current Weibo comments, it’s like x The dating building of the Internet."

Xiang Zhixin thought: Having so many fans is self-willed, our whole group can't ask for a station sister, the fans of the actor are almost forming a new world of their own.

"Don't listen to his nonsense." Lian Li changed her shirt, came out and sat in front of the red background with Xiang Zhi, the cameraman was adjusting the lens, Lian Li approached Xiang Zhi, and explained in a low voice: "There are not many people chasing me."

Xiang Zhi was about to explode: I don't care if you have too many!

"That's right, keep your heads close together, naturally, don't smile so fake, you two are here to get married, not to pay the cost of the work." Qi Shuyuan stood behind the photographer to guide the movements, and expressed his atmosphere to Xiang Zhi's stiff smile Adjusting Dafa: "They are all married, kiss each other!"

The author has something to say:

Happy New Years Day, cuties!I have a few things to tell you~

1. The nutrient solution is all gone. I have contacted customer service. Thank you for the cute little one who voted for the nutrient solution. I can only wait for it to recover qwq

2. In this article, the process of filming, obtaining certificates and so on has been simplified. It is for reference only and the reality shall prevail~

3. Because it will be updated with the list, the number of words must be suppressed. Zhou Tianxia will stop updating on Tuesday (2nd and 4th). Thank you for your understanding. V will be updated in the future!