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Of course, Bai Xue's idea of ​​wanting to treat all the cats was just a flash.

After Jianren Qihai finally accepted that what Fu Heihui was holding in his arms was really Xia Youjie's brain, the training of the students was about to begin.

As a medical supporter, Baixue naturally has no time to deal with the senior executives of the curse who are half dead in the hospital.

However, the training plan got stuck before it even started.

Jianren Qihai looked at the first item of the plan sent by Wutiao Wutiao, and then looked at Xia You's brain held in Fu Heihui's arms, his temples twitched, and he almost broke the phone in his hand.

On the first item on the schedule, there is a sentence written in bold red and bold: Please conduct breathing training for everyone present (except Bai Xuejiang)!all!all!Not one left! !

Jianren Qihai looked at the students present, as well as the young girl who had just been abducted by that unreliable Gojo Satoru from Seagull Academy.

Forget about that boy, anyway, he is a child of the Yuan family, and his basic quality is very good.The little girl with the skull decoration looks like a child who hasn't received any systematic training!

And this is not the most unique, the most unique thing is that the guy Gojo Satoru wrote about all the people present...

So here comes the question, for a senior Xia You who doesn't even open his mouth now...is he really a person?

Qihai Jianren didn't want to understand this sentence in this way, but who made this sentence immediately followed by Gojo Satoru temporarily added: That's right.By the way, you have to supervise that surprise together——

Supervise what?What are you training for?

Jianren Qihai, who is younger than Gojo Satoru, feels that his vicissitudes may be due to this senior who is not worthy of respect!

"How can a brain learn breathing?! Is that person sick? He ate too much sweets, and finally his brain was gnawed?!"

Jianren Qihai wore a neat suit and roared like a social animal who had been working overtime for several months.

The college students who had never met Qihai Jianren suddenly felt that the filter of the reliable adults was broken.The adult in front of him is just another poor person who was persecuted by Mr. Wujo until he lost his composure.

And Mr. Xia Youjie, with his brain, also felt the great malice towards him from his former best friend.

Breathing?

That guy Wu must be mocking him, right? !He doesn't even know how he speaks out loud, and he still uses his brain to practice breathing?

Where are you calling from?From where?

Could it be that he is trying to grow a mouth for himself?That scene is what he thinks is mental pollution even when he thinks about it.

Please, let him die.If he is guilty please let him go to hell instead of humiliating him like this.

The students were naturally aware of this problem, and they all looked at Xia Youjie in the fish tank, "Do you have a mouth?"

"no?"

Yuzu Yuhito looked like a curious baby, looking at the fish tank, "Maybe it's well hidden and suddenly opens its mouth?"

"Be respectful to others!" Fu Heihui slapped him on the back of the head, "Don't usually watch so many novelty-seeking movies!"

"But the brain can talk, maybe it can be cracked with effort, super cool!"

Xia Youjie: ...Don't get angry, don't get angry, when you get sick, there's no one to replace you.

Facing the expectant and curious eyes of the students, if it wasn't for being unable to control his blinking, Xia You must have closed his eyes at this moment, not wanting to look at this vexatious world anymore.

It's a pity that the current Xia Youjie has no eyes, and he can't close them even if he wants to. He can only suffer under the eyes of the students, and by the way, he is mocked by Maki who has been mocking him as a monkey.

Bai Xue sympathized with Xia Youjie for a second, then poked her head silently, and glanced at the schedule on Qihai Jianren's mobile phone, "Ah, this should be fine, Teacher Wutiao gave me a curse skeleton before he left, so I can give it to you for the time being." Xia Youjie will use it."

"Curse bones?"

Bai Xue nodded, "It is said that it is a semi-finished product stolen from Principal Ye Moth. The operation has already been applied and it is only a core, so it should be able to carry Mr. Xia You's brain."

Jianren Qihai nodded, "Then give Senior Xia You a try."

Bai Xue nodded, "Teacher Wutiao said that this is the most suitable curse skeleton he found. Mr. Xia You will be very happy to see it..."

Xia You's mind turned to Bai Xue, wanting to see what the curse skeleton that made him happy looked like, but in the end...

He watched Bai Xue take out a monkey doll from his pocket.

Xia Youjie: ...Fuck!

Xia Youjie, who had been a top student for many years and later pretended to be a gentle and refined godfather for many years, finally couldn't help but swear.

"Let me see what Teacher Wutiao said." Bai Xue opened her phone that was bombed, and picked out the instruction manual from a bunch of nonsense, "Um..."

"Teacher Wutiao said that as long as you pull the bangs of the monkey doll, its head will open, and you can put it directly into Xia Youjie's brain."

Xia You looked at the monkey doll that he didn't want to look directly at.

Terrible...sincerely.

On the head of the monkey doll, a triangular bang was forcibly sewn on, and there was also a piece of fancy rags around the monkey.Outrageous? !

Did someone make him so realistic? !Wu, why didn't that bastard just write Xia Youjie and paste it on the monkey's head? !

However, Bai Xue didn't notice it, and continued to look at the information on the phone, "Oh, yes, Mr. Xia You."

"What's the matter?" Xia Youjie calmed down for a moment and did not take the anger out on Bai Xue who sent the message.

Bai Xue swallowed, and whispered, "The next behavior is what Teacher Wutiao asked me to do. So please don't think it's my personal behavior."

Xia Youjie:? ?

He had an ominous premonition.

Bai Xue picked up the monkey doll, pulled off the two black button eyes on the doll with one hand, then silently took out a marker pen, and drew two horizontal lines at the position of the button eyes.

A good monkey doll has changed from 0_0 to -_——

Afterwards, Bai Xue quietly put away the pen in her hand, covered her face and clicked on the voice on the phone.

On the phone, Gojo Satoru’s voice resounded in the air, “Jie, I’m afraid you won’t get used to it with big eyes, so I specially asked Bai Xuejiang to draw it for you. This should be the size of your eyes—is it suitable for you hahahaha !"

Xia Youjie: How many monkeys did he kill in his previous life to meet such a nasty thing? !

"Pfft!" Bai Xue couldn't hold back, and her hands that were speaking trembled. She really didn't expect her cat to shoot so much. She thought she was just teasing Xia Youjie with the monkey doll.

Immediately afterwards, Maki and the other sophomores who had met Xia Youjie couldn't hold back, and began to hold their stomachs and laugh out loud, "Hahahaha!"

In the atmosphere of roaring laughter, Xia You's mind was silently closed to himself.

He decided that Gojo Satoru and he must die.

Although the process was a bit tortuous, the result was good.Xia You's brain was successfully inserted into the monkey doll, just like installing batteries in an electric toy, the doll can move around.

Of course, in order to prevent a stubborn brain from running away directly, to continue his great cause.One of Bai Xue and Wujo Wu added restraints on the doll's body, and the other directly used the system to limit the range of activities of Xia Youjie's soul.

Poor Xia Youjie, a person who is nearly 30 years old and has an adult soul, he is just like a kindergarten kid. Only when he is under the care of Jianren Qihai can he possess his monkey body for a short time.

Regarding this, Qihai Jianren said that he was really happy, as happy as working overtime without overtime pay.

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However, when the training plan started to be implemented, it wasn't just Jianren Qihai and Xia Youjie who couldn't laugh.

The students of the college finally realized the fear of being dominated by the breathing method.

The three good college students who used to be excellent in moral character and academics, with all-round development in morality, intelligence, physical education, art and labor, suddenly became poor students in sports who could not hold back their shoulders.

In the morning, do physical training first, run [-] laps around the foot of the mountain behind Yuanjia, and then swing the knife a thousand times.At noon, their hands shaking chopsticks.

Although Bai Xue will treat them, but she can't hold her head on the mental level, and she is so tired that she wants Parkinson's.It doesn't matter who treats it.

As for Xia Youjie, because he uses a doll body, the upper limit of strength and endurance cannot be changed. He does not need to do the training content of the high school students.

However, he also has his mission.His task is to sit in front of the tablet and watch open lectures on ideology and morality.At the same time, it is interspersed with the righteous deeds of the ghost killing team members who are not afraid of sacrifice and never give up.

So, the whole morning was full of strong political education.Xia Youjie, who hated monkeys to the core, was in pain and couldn't be happy at all.

He wished he could run circles with the students, and he didn't want to continue to look at that damned ideology and morality.

In the afternoon, the real hell came.

The students were all driven to the top of the mountain by Jianren Qihai, and they were asked to choose a direction to go down the mountain.

The students thought it was not difficult at first, but they didn't expect that the way down the mountain was full of organ traps provided by Shuihu brothers and sisters.

The cones drilled directly from the soles of the feet, and the boulders smashed from the top of the head are nothing.On the way down the mountain, several second-level spell spirits were even placed directly to chase and intercept the students.

It's not the most painful.

The most painful thing is that there must be a camera waiting next to each trap.As long as they don't check the trap for a while, the video will definitely be uploaded to the internal network of the magic world.

And they were all the ones that were pushed to the front page by Gojo Satoru.

It can be said that it is embarrassing and embarrassing.

Teacher Wutiao, I really have you!

After two days of avoiding traps on the mountain, the students of the high school started a new training plan with faces that were about to die.

The new round of training is learned from Jiuzhu, with nine different emphases of training.

However, in the eyes of college students, these trainings should not be called nine-pillar joint training, but nine hells.

Taking advantage of the 10-minute break between training sessions, the students of the High School of Conjuration collapsed and lay dead on the grass in the field, not wanting to get up at all.

Their minds are now filled with the wailing of poor sports students:

Please don't turn quality training into body transformation, okay?

If you want to kill them, please kill them openly, instead of torturing them with these damn trainings!

And the kind of lung capacity that can blow a gourd, is it what humans should have? !

Training can be down-to-earth, but don't be down-to-earth. Thank you.