The strongest spell binding milk wants to change jobs every day

The students didn't think it was strange, they were all people who had seen the brain teasing for brain teasing, and at least had a whole piece of hot pot burning pig's brains, so how could they be surprised by a mere mandarin duck hot pot?

Even Baixue just thought that it was admirable that Yansuo could persist in the tumbling magma for so long.

Just relying on the tenacious vitality of the search, if he hadn't collided with the five cats, he would have succeeded long ago.

But this kind of operation of Suohua's nostalgia for the hot pot shocked Tang Gua's family.

He really has never seen such a vigorous human or dead person!Although there are different races of jailers, there are not a few people who eat people such as monsters and ghosts.But there are very few jailers who really dare to eat human dead alive!

Most of the jailers are still conservatives who like rice!

Ghost Lantern patted Tang Gua's frozen body from behind, "Mr. Tang Gua, is there any problem?"

Tang Gua broke down and said, "Master Ghost Lantern and those people are drooling at the brains! Even jailers..."

"Ah, so you are interested in this?" Ghost Lantern nodded clearly, and said to Bai Xue, "If you like brain tricks, maybe I can let you taste my favorite work, Brain Miso Soup, It's delicious."

"Even a jailer has such a strong taste!" Tang Gua added the second half of the sentence with trembling hands.

All of a sudden, what flashed through his mind was the normal taste that the adult pretended to have when he and Lord Ghost Lantern went out for dinner!

Who would have thought that behind the serious and paralyzed man was a brain-eating maniac!

"Master Ghost Lantern, why do you have such an interest!"

Eggplant tilted his head and said with a silly smile, "Master Ghost Lantern, is that delicious?"

"It's delicious. Mr. Eggplant, if you are interested, you can try it."

"Eggplant!! If you dare to eat that brain miso soup, I will break up with you and never eat with you again!"

Tang Gua opened her eyes wide in horror, looking at the "perverts" around her, feeling that she was out of tune with them!

Ghost Lamp tilted his head, and one side of his black hair hung down his face, making him look less gloomy and innocent, "I remember that Mr. Tang Gua saw me make a hell pot, right? There are heads of the dead in it." "

"Just watching Lord Ghost Lantern make it is completely different from actually wanting to eat it!"

The students around nodded in agreement, "That's true. Watching other people eat brains is completely different from eating them yourself. Only after you really eat them will you know how delicious they are!"

Tang Gua:? ?

He thought that the species gap between him and these people in this world was not that serious.

Unexpectedly, he was wrong.

I don't know if it was stimulated by the topic of eating and being eaten. The brain flower swimming in the magma, the frequency of tumbling became more and more intense, as if it was heading in a certain direction.

Knotweed Yuren put his hand on his forehead and said with emotion, "If this goes on, the brain flower will never touch the magma, and it's not cooked at all."

Fu Heihui couldn't take it anymore, and slapped the knotweed on the back of the head, "Do you really want to eat it? Return to the present world and eat pig's brain!"

Nagasaki Wild Rose took two steps to the side in disgust, "Fuhei, ignore him, this guy can even swallow things like Su Nuo's fingers. Maybe he can even swallow the meat of Yamamoto next to him-eh? !"

"Sister Baixue! That Yamamoto has grown up with him!" Nagasaki Yeqiangwei's shout drew Gojo Satoru and Baixue's attention.

Looking at the magma underground through the hole, the body fragments of Gorozaemon Yamamoto, who were originally scattered in the magma, gradually gathered together, faintly forming a figure with a big belly.

"Wow, what a tenacious vitality." Gojo Wujo's fingertips gathered the magic power, and he was eager to try, "Should I hit it again? Teacher, I can hit only Yamamoto with precision, and leave the brains for Yuren's extra meal—"

Bai Xue listened to the first half of the sentence and it was fine, but the second half... There was a Su Nuo living in it, and she wanted to make Hu Zi eat another brain teaser? !

"Teacher Wutiao, do you want to raise Gu in the body of student Polygonum cuspidatum?"

Wutiao Maomao smiled unreliably, "Hahahaha, it doesn't matter, Su Nuo is absolutely boring living in it. Find him a neighbor or something, maybe he will be very happy—"

"I don't know if Su Nuo Gao is unhappy." Bai Xue pinched Gojo Wu's face and pulled from side to side, "But! Teacher Wujo, please don't treat your students like trash cans!"

"Otherwise..." Yuzu Yujin scratched his cheek with an innocent expression of pea eyes, "It should be fine if I eat it, right?"

Fu Heihui's face was paralyzed, "You guys are somewhat safety conscious, okay? No elementary school student will eat things of unknown origin."

"Hmm..." Yuzu Yujin scratched his head, looked at the brain dazzle in the magma with regret, and gave up the idea of ​​swallowing him.

As for the rope in the magma, at this moment, he no longer cared about the group of professionals outside the pit who wanted to grill him.

His current heart is like the little white flower heroine in the ancient abuse novels, repeatedly swinging back and forth between forgiving Yamamoto Goro Zaemon and not forgiving him.

It was as if he just said that he was clear-headed, and he believed that Yamamoto was a mentally retarded person, not himself.

Ren Suo didn't want to either.

This kind of operation that just made an oath and immediately slapped himself in the face, even he felt very unstyled.

but!Yamamoto Goro Zaemon, he gathered into a human form.It looked like it was very promising for his plan to succeed.

Yan Suo: A million points of heart!

Yamamoto Goro Zaemon seemed to see the wavering in Kasso's heart, he shook his torso which was still strengthening the connection, adding fuel to the flames.

"Yusuo, right? Thank you for helping me so much. I probably know what you want to do. As long as I return to this world, I really have the strength to help you fulfill your long-cherished wish. There is really no way. I have been imprisoned in hell for too long and I cannot Let me take it easy..."

Yamamoto Goro Zaemon spoke from the bottom of his heart, gentle and considerate, even with a kind of gentle care and faintly revealed fragility.

Let the high school students lying on the side of the pit watching the excitement listen to it and think it's wrong.

"Excuse me... why do I have goosebumps all over my body? And this sentence sounds familiar." Yoshino Junpei, who had not spoken much, had a tangled expression.

"I don't know? Is that the setting for a guy like Yamamoto?!" Knotabagi Yujin was shocked.

"Ugh! It's so disgusting, that kind of words go with that face...but it doesn't feel wrong." The disgust on Nagasaki Wild Rose's face was obvious, as if she couldn't bear to see this horrible scene, she looked away.

Zhong Yuanzhong, who had been watching, also found it strange. He had never seen such a way of speaking that made his hair stand on his head. "It is reasonable to say that Yamamoto is very polite? He is speaking in human language."

"The little dwarf is really slow. Although he speaks human language, Yamamoto is not a human being. It's natural to be strange." Osamu Dazai put his coat pocket in his face, with a wicked look on his face.

After all, the fact that a monster like Yamamoto Gorozaemon can honestly speak human language in accordance with social etiquette reveals weirdness everywhere.

"Ah, it really doesn't sound like what Yamamoto should have said." Bai Xue also tasted a subtle scum from Yamamoto Goro Zaemon's words, a familiar yet unfamiliar word was eager to try on her lips.

In the magma, the conversation between Yamamoto Gorozaemon and Konso, who had condensed their bodies, began to change direction.Yamamoto changed the style of the gentle gentleman he created just now, and began to belittle Masao cruelly.

"But Yan Suo, I only said that because I cared about you. After all, you are also a famous curse master in your magic circle. How could you be beaten like this by those little devils..."

"Besides, as a curse master, your reaction is too slow, and your strategy is not flexible enough. You can't do things like come here to help me lift the seal..."

Under the impact of Yamamoto Goro Zaemon's words, the pink and white brain of Masuo gradually lost its pink color, and was stained with the sadness of the vicissitudes of life.

High school students: ... Yes, a bit miserable?

On the top of the pit, I listened to the whole process of Bai Xue: ... ah, here.

Bai Xue is now confirmed, Yamamoto Goro Zaemon, the old pua scumbag.

He output a pass to Lisuo, first he was gentle and considerate to show his strength, and then showed his vulnerability to attract attention, then he belittled and suppressed Lisuo's self-esteem, and finally he showed his concern to strengthen the other party's dependence...

Master, this is really a master.

Yan Suo tried to curse the master, but was limped by Yamamoto.

Kososo's firm belief in running away from Yamamoto Gorozaemon was gone, and even in the pua of Yamamoto Gorozaemon, he gradually suspected that he hadn't won against Six Eyes for so many years, was it really because he was too useless.

Ron Suo tried to defend himself, "I'm not the kind of person who doesn't have plans or abilities..."

"But up to now, no one has succeeded in any of your schemes. You are just so useless. Why don't you let me help you. There is no one in this world who treats you better than me, Lisuo."

Yamamoto Goro Zaemon speaks air, but the words he speaks can be called pua classics.It is so classic that the Gaozhuan group standing by the pit can't wait to write down a small notebook for him to publish.

Koso looked up at the unscathed and leisurely Satoru Gojo, and then at himself struggling to survive in the magma, recalling Yamamoto Gorozaemon's words in his ears, under the double blow, the spiritual world collapsed.

He is just a useless guy.

He really is a good-for-nothing villain.

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Stay away from Yamamoto and live a happy life.This sentence, after all, was not able to follow through to the end.

Yansuo said to Yamamoto with gray eyes, "I know. I am so useless now, can I help you with something? Or is it that I am completely useless..."

As soon as this remark came out, the high school crowd watching the excitement by the pit was in an uproar.

"Ah? Ai? Ai?! Why? That Rensuo just admitted that he is a waste?!" Knotabagi Yuhito was so shocked that both eyes opened.

"Can't you? Why does that Ryosuke agree with that ghost Yamamoto's words?" Nakahara Chu was also shocked and didn't understand at all.

Looking at the scene below, Bai Xue rubbed her cat's head silently. She didn't expect that Yamamoto was still a fashionista after being imprisoned in hell for so many years.

Actually, relying on speaking skills, she can turn the young white flower heroine into the virgin white flower who is pua's obsessed.

That's 羂索!Suo!

A suspected male curse master whose lower limit is so low that it is no problem for someone to be a mother!Now I have learned self-doubt and low self-esteem!

The PUA powerhouse is so terrifying!

"Gojo-sensei, what should we do, Yamamoto Goro Zaemon may be escaping up here." Baixue watched as Pua's rope approached Yamamoto, and the two seemed to be discussing some shady scheme.

Koso nodded, and then began to use Wuwei to transform, change the shape of his body, and gradually surround Yamamoto Gorozaemon.

"Ah, they have already started to act."

Although Yusuo was deeply trapped in the trap of pua and couldn't extricate himself, Baixue didn't have the slightest sympathy for this, and only wanted to lament Yamamoto's superb methods.It's as if no one shows mercy to a castrated rapist.

But if this guy Yamamoto wants to use the rope to escape, the nature is different.

The two fell into the magma of the endless hell, and they should have been like travelers strayed into the swamp, the more they struggled, the more they sank.

The muddy magma tightly engulfed their bodies, so that Yansuo and Yamamoto were finally burned by the hot magma, and there was no way to escape.

However, it would not be so wonderful to fulfill Yamamoto if Ronso sacrificed himself.Unlike ordinary people who fall into the swamp, they can only escape from the swamp by external force.

The characteristic of Yansuo changing its own shape is that it can make itself float above the magma and complete self-rescue.

At the same time, as long as he sacrifices part of his body, he can also support the huge Yamamoto Goro Zaemon to float.

After that, getting out of the magma became much easier.

"Oh? It doesn't matter, anyway, teacher, I can beat him again—" Wutiao Maomao lay on Baixue's shoulder, with the tip of his nose sliding gently on her neck, not the slightest interest in the behavior of Masuo or Yamamoto.

"But, if Yamamoto Gorozaemon keeps running away, Gojo-sensei, we will stay here forever." Bai Xue's eyes were calm, her tone was gentle and delicate, "Anyway, I have no problem, if Gojo-sensei is not in a hurry, You can stay a little longer—”

She can be happy just by masturbating cats.

Five cats and cats:! !

If he stays in this ghost place, he will have no meat to eat!

no!The cat must not agree.

Gojo Satoru's lazy brain began to spin rapidly, "Isn't it okay to just hit a virtual form? Yamamoto and Naohua have nothing to do now, and the virtual form should be able to get rid of it..."

"Mr. Wujo probably won't do it." Ghost Lantern said to stop him, "Under the Infernal Hell, we don't know where to go. If we get through, it will be troublesome."

"That's a bit troublesome..." Gojo Satoru raised his head and nodded his chin, his lowered eyelids, and his sloppy tone were full of impatience towards Yamamoto and Masao.

He didn't want to delay being here for a moment.

"Ah, I got it." Wujo Wu smiled almost cruelly, "Since we can't beat down, why don't we just wait for them to come up? I'm pretty good at whacking moles."

If it goes according to plan, maybe the damage just done can be repaired.

Bai Xue: "Teacher, just be careful not to penetrate the ground."

"Don't worry, teacher, I am a super reliable adult male, and I will never let Bai Xuejiang down."

Bai Xue: "So what's the point of emphasizing adult males?"

She had a subtle premonition in her heart.

"Bai Xuejiang, an adult male means that teacher, I am super hungry—" the five cats and cats leaned into Bai Xue's ear while paying attention to the opening, and whispered, "Bai Xuejiang owes the teacher several desserts , will pay it back soon.”

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"When did I owe several meals?!"

"Bai Xuejiang admitted that she owed the teacher desserts, no, how could Bai Xuejiang become a little debtor? As compensation, when I go back to the teacher, I will have unlimited desserts for myself—"

Bai Xue:? ?

Five cats can play tricks, are they hungry enough to evolve?

And what the hell is a dessert buffet? !This is to kill her!

Just when Baixue wanted to make it clear to Wujo Maomao that he had no "debt" at all, Yamamoto Goro Zaemon successfully escaped from the magma with the help of the inaction of the rope, and rushed to the entrance of the cave with flying sparks all the way.

"Bai Xue-chan, teacher, my job is coming—" Gojo Satoru jumped into the air holding Bai Xue's waist, his slender legs were hanging casually, and his other hand was ready for the challenge.

Bai Xue: ...It's hard not to believe that Mr. Wutiao did it on purpose.

There were five enlightenment guards in the air, and the students of the high school didn't feel nervous at all. They even found a stone on the spot, slapped it away like a bunworm and sat down to watch the play.

Osamu Dazai took out his windbreaker pocket, grabbed a handful of melon seeds from the hot pot restaurant, and gave them to the students of the college.

In the empty hell, apart from the scurrying sounds of bunworms, the only sound left is the crackling sounds of high school students cracking melon seeds.

Yamamoto Goro Zaemon:?

No?

Isn't that somewhat disrespectful to him?

Yamamoto Gorozaemon felt insulted!As long as he gets out of the predicament of being besieged now, he must find these people to get back this humiliation!

In the communication with Kosomo just now, Yamamoto Goro Zaemon already knew that the passage leading to the present world, as long as he flies away from this piece of magma and escapes to the passage, no one can stop him from coming to the world again!

The Wuwei Transformation that Yan Suo stole came in handy at this time.

He started to deform his body, stretching it infinitely and thickening it, covering it on the flowing magma.

Although the almost golden magma would instantly carbonize his body.But with the rich negative energy supplemented by hell, the rope can be continuously regenerated.

After working hard for a while, Yamamoto Gorozaemon was successfully lifted up by Kasso.Afterwards, Masao transformed into a pair of huge wings for Yamamoto.

Yamamoto Gorozaemon took advantage of the hot air emitted by the magma, fluttered his wings and flew straight to the entrance of the cave.

And Ronso, hanging at the foot of Yamamoto Goro Zaemon, flew towards Gojo Satoru and the others together, like a weak and helpless little daughter-in-law, with a piece of real leather that hadn't been burnt.

Seeing the approaching figure of Yamamoto, Fu Heihui picked up a melon seed and commented calmly, "Go directly to Teacher Wujo, they are somewhat unconscious."

Knotabagi Yuhito reasoned very honestly, "My brain is burnt out. After all, it's so hot down there."

Gojo Satoru held Bai Xue floating in the air, and said in silence for a moment, "Bai Xue-chan, sure enough, the brains and Yamamoto's brains cannot be eaten by Youruto."

"Huh? Why?" Bai Xue didn't believe that Wu Tiao Mao Mao had suddenly awakened the skill of reliability.

"Youren is already stupid enough, won't he become even more stupid if he eats two more problematic brains?"

Knotweed Yuren:! !

Bai Xue: "Teacher Wutiao, your only student who respects the teacher is gone."

"Ugh?"

Wujo Gou tilted his head, his face full of innocence, "Teacher, I am not..."

"Come up!" Bai Xue opened her eyes wide, and slapped her cat on the face, trying to turn the cat's head away, "Yamamoto Goro Zaemon flew out, Gojo-sensei!"

"Hey hey hey, teacher saw it." Even though Gojo Satoru said that, he didn't have any preparations to use the spell.

"Bai Xuejiang, this is the last chance. You must use your brains to do something good, right?" Wutiao Maomao blinked, looking at Bai Xue and Xia Youjie who was squatting beside him eating melon seeds.

Bai Xue understood in seconds, "Okay, then give Mr. Xia You a gift."

After Gojo Satoru teleported to Yamamoto, before Yamamoto and Kosou could react, his slender and powerful legs swept across the air, directly kicking one of Yamamoto's feet, and at the same time kicked Koso off Yamamoto's foot.

Yamamoto Goro Zaemon didn't turn his head back, but just said a high-sounding sentence, "Sao! Split up!"

Koso turned around in the air, transformed into a pair of wings, and prepared to catch up with Goro Zaemon Yamamoto.

Gojo Goku grinned, and stepped heavily on the back of the rope.The already crumbling rope, carrying the weight of Bai Xue and Wutiao Maomao on its back, almost crashed the plane on the spot.

But the rope stabilized, not only did he stabilize, he even planned to fight back against Gojo Satoru.

"You did a good job." Gojo Satoru lifted his sunglasses, with a smile on the corner of his mouth, "Then I'll give you a reward, and the spell will be reversed, Cang."

In an instant, the only remaining human skin on Lisuo's body was stripped off, and even part of the pink brain was taken away.

The rope that has lost its real skin has no ability to float, and can only fall rapidly from the sky.

Rinso, who was forced to run naked, said, "Ah, ah, what the hell do you call this a reward? Gojo Satoru, you are shameless!"

"It's really picky. And shameless..." Wujo Gou pursed his mouth, a little unhappy, and his voice was full of grievances, "It's disgusting, I have no interest in you at all, don't act like I am On purpose..."

Before he finished speaking, Wu Tiao Mao kicked his head, "Forget it, thank you for your gift. You must thank me well——"

Brains flew towards Xia Youjie like a football.

Xia Youjie:? ?

He just said, the gift is such a bad thing, he will really appreciate it!

Under the action of Gojo Wu's kick, Naohua irresistibly flew towards Xia Youjie.The students around who were afraid of being splashed with brains moved away early.

"It's normal for you to seek revenge, but..." Xia Youjie sighed, looking at the flying brain, he refused in his heart, but he still raised his palm, confused The moment it entered the palm, the spell was activated, "Curse Spirit Exercise."

"Ah! Yamamoto save me!!" Yan Suo's painful wail did not last for two seconds before Xia Youjie completely transformed it into a magic ball.

College students: ?Does this guy, Maso, still believe in Yamamoto Goro Zaemon?

Xia Youjie looked at the brain flower ball in his hand with a tangled expression. He used to think that Yansuo was very scheming, but now...

"Wouldn't you become stupid if you eat this stuff?" Xia Youjie looked at the magic spirit ball for a long time to build up his mind, but he couldn't convince himself to swallow it. "Or is it about three years of being pregnant and stupid?"

Knotweed Yuren: ...

"Jie, isn't the gift nice?" Just when Xia Youjie was struggling, five cats floated over Xia Youjie, and said with a smile, "So remember to help me for three days when you go back, ah no, a week of class——"

Xia Youjie:?

Bai Xue: A week?

"Leave this to you in hell." Xia Youjie twitched the corner of his mouth, and directly handed the magic ball to the ghost lamp, "Wu, if you have time to care about this side, you should deal with that Yamamoto first, he will escape quickly gone."

Gojo Satoru stretched his waist leisurely, and said casually, "Don't worry, he can't get out—"

Bai Xue: "Why?"

"Bai Xuejiang will soon see why—"

Five cats and cats hugged her and gradually approached Yamamoto who was desperately fleeing to the passage, followed by a group of people carried by Xia Youjie with a bird-shaped spell.

Yamamoto Goro Zaemon was under tremendous pressure, and he was ecstatic as he watched the distant hole getting closer.

It's finally here!As expected of him, he managed to escape under the eyes of this group of people by using that rope!Immediately, after passing through this passage, he will be able to return to the present world!

Yamamoto Gorozaemon looked at the passage close at hand, ecstatically, he slammed into the passage.

And then...he got stuck.

Coincidentally, it was stuck on the side of his neck, and his body was hanging outside the passage like this, swaying back and forth under the force of his twisting.

Yamamoto was in a dilemma at the entrance of the cave, he could only stare wide-eyed, Gojo Satoru said leisurely from behind, "Look, Bai Xue-chan, I said that this guy Yamamoto can't escape, right? Jie's fat bird almost got stuck in his ass when he came over, Yamamoto How could a person of Gorozaemon's size get in—"

Ghost Lantern followed behind and applauded this ingenuity, "It's wonderful, and we saved a lot of materials by repairing this hole!"

Tang Gua nodded in agreement, "Yes, this way, the influence of resentment that blocks our hell from flowing to the present world will be much less. It will be more convenient."

"Well, this should be regarded as reform through labor." Gui Deng nodded, very satisfied with the current state of Yamamoto Goro Zaemon.

Bai Xue: "So, Yamamoto Gorozaemon's final destination is equivalent to a toilet plug?"

"Hahahaha, you can also say that—" Wutiao Maomao laughed and trembled while hugging Bai Xue.

Bai Xue looked at the cat laughing madly, and Yamamoto Goro Zaemon who was still hanging, and asked a fatal question, "Then... Gojo-sensei, you blocked the passage, how can we go back quickly?"

Five cats and cats:! !