The strongest spell binding milk wants to change jobs every day

"Wild Rose, I'll be the one to strike first." Maki's knife was already resting on her shoulder, and her fingers creaked as she pressed it.

The mirror behind her is still looping the scene of her three or four-year-old getting into the trash can and almost being picked up by wild dogs in order to avoid etiquette class.

Although her memory is not very clear, but being released suddenly really made her very upset!

If it is said that Maki's past is because of being so strong and loathing her weak and weak self, then Gouju and Panda are so embarrassing that they are going to die.

Gou Juan’s mirror, at first, was unremarkable, just the scene where Gou Juanji went to the convenience store to buy rice balls. Even Gou Juanji himself tilted his head, wondering what the hell was going on.

Then the picture gradually became clear, and Gou Juanji saw himself with short hair a few years ago walking to the counter with a few rice balls.

The cashier at the counter was obviously lazy, sitting behind the counter, playing with the phone without looking up while wearing earphones.Even if the dog curly thorn knocked on the counter, there was no response.

The dog curly spine outside the mirror suddenly remembered something, his eyes widened, his scalp was numb, and a feeling of embarrassment had already come to his heart.He tried to sneak away without anyone noticing.

It's a pity that the other students who have died will naturally not let the dog roll Chi, Maki smiled and grabbed the dog roll by the collar, "Thu, why are you running, isn't this mirror not finished yet? Don't be shy. "

Curlythorn closed his eyes heavily.

The dog on the screen saw that the salesperson didn't respond, and could only call out, "Mayonnaise."

"mayonnaise!"

"mayonnaise!!"

"It's so annoying...you can't get the mayonnaise yourself..." the salesperson finally heard it, and got up from behind the counter and muttered.

Gou Jujiquan pretended not to hear, pulled the collar and handed over the rice ball in his hand.

Salesperson: "And then? Don't you want mayonnaise? Get it yourself from the seasoning aisle."

"Wooden fish flower..." Not...

"Huh? Wooden fish flower? The wooden fish flower is also here, you should go and get it."

Dog curly spine: ...

The dog curly spine was silent for a moment, stretched out his hand and crossed his chest, and shook his head vigorously.

"What do you mean? You don't want Muyuhua? The Muyuhua you mentioned is not available here now. You can go and pay the bill yourself." The salesperson was speechless, "We choose by ourselves, not for sale at the counter."

Dog curly spine: "Dried bonito." ...No.

Salesperson: "Take it yourself."

Dog Curly Thorn: "..."

Goujuanji pointed to the post-it note on the small shelf next to it, "Tuna mayonnaise." He motioned for the clerk to watch him write.

But as we all know, beside the small shelves in the supermarket, there are not only post-it notes and chewing gum, but also some very common family planning products.

The clerk looked at the items on the shelf along the dog's fingers, and his expression was subtle for a moment, "This tuna mayonnaise... I can't tell that your girlfriend has a strong taste..."

Dog Curly Thorn: "?"

"There is no tuna mayonnaise here. After all, shouldn't this stuff be floral and fruity? Why don't you get a fruity one first and make do with it."

Dog Curly Thorn: "?" I always feel that I and the salesperson are not on the same channel.

The salesperson just scanned the code of the rice ball calmly, and asked casually, "Big and small?"

Gou Juanji saw that the clerk finally started to scan the QR code, so he didn't go into it. When he heard the clerk's question, he thought it was a shopping bag, and stretched out his finger to make a small size.

Seeing that the salesperson became even more silent, he finally sighed and patted Gou Juan on the shoulder, "Brother is fine, at least you have a girlfriend."

Gou Juan was kept out of the situation until he opened the bag to prepare a meal, only to see a box of clear and ultra-thin family planning supplies lying inside.

The sense of dislocation in the conversation just now was instantly corrected.

What kind of ghosts did he compare with the clerk! !

"Hahahaha Ji, no wonder you started carrying post-it notes with you in your freshman year of high school hahahaha!" Panda laughed beside him.

The dog with a vicissitudes of life walked away from the mirror, stood next to the panda, first patted the panda on the back, and then kicked it to the mirror while the panda was not paying attention, "Mentaizi!"

What a fair thing a mirror is.

Naturally, the panda can't escape the presentation of the social death screen, and its screen is even more amazing. From the very beginning, everyone in the college burst into laughter.Because the panda was locked in an iron cage.

Such a large panda was locked in an iron cage and transported by car.There are also clearing staff all around, and the clothes of those people read: Tokyo Ueno Zoo.

"Which giant panda has escaped! Check it out!"

"Be careful not to hurt the panda!"

"Here, here! Check the physical condition of the panda. Do you have an ear thermometer?"

"Didn't bring it? Then who's going to take the anal temperature and check the situation!"

The staff really approached the panda gradually with a thermometer.

Panda: Pupil Earthquake!

In the cage, the panda, who was still struggling with how to explain it, grabbed the railing with its paws, "I just came to see the panda! It's a panda, but it's not that kind of panda! I don't want to measure the rectal temperature!!"

The busy staff froze in their movements, and looked back at the pandas with froze expressions.

"Is this the doll costume you made yourself?" The staff who was going to test the rectal temperature approached the panda and looked carefully, "Why can't you see the zipper at all."

The panda laughed awkwardly and said, "Ha, haha, the craftsmen are better."

"Ah, this workmanship is too good, there is no zipper, so it can only be stored here..." The staff member grabbed the panda by the tail and lifted it up vigorously.

"Ow!!"

The tail was pulled hard, and the panda's chubby butt was exposed in front of the staff. The staff looked at the extremely real tail and said loudly, "Help! The panda can talk!"

The screen on the mirror changed and turned into the next day news channel.

Behind the hostess is a photo of a coded panda holding a piece of cardboard in both hands.

"Recently, a panda fan created a perfect panda shape and sneaked into the Ueno Panda Zoo. He was mistaken by the staff as a panda escaped from prison, and was captured and brought back to the Panda Pavilion..."

Yuzu Yuren looked at it and scratched his head, "Senior Panda, how did you get out in the end?"

Panda: "It was redeemed by the principal."

Maki looked disgusted, "Ah, that staff member just pulled his tail with his hand, it's so dirty."

Panda: "I'm not dirty! I'm a curse skeleton!"

The people from the high school below were noisy, while the two weirdos above watched the fun leisurely.

"Hahahaha." Sanye was still floating in the air, covering her mouth with her long sleeves, covering half of his delicate face, "How is it? You people can only be played by my ability, even resisting Neither will work. Just admit defeat!"

"Admit defeat!" Even the always good-tempered panda had a fight written all over his fluffy face, "Pandas used to be carnivores! Do you want to try?"

But Sanye was still arrogant in the air, after all, he was floating in the center of the huge atrium.For ordinary people, no matter how good the jumping ability is, they can't leap 30 meters to the three leaves in the middle.

"Hahaha you can't hit me!"

Baxun Ningning stood at the bottom and shouted, "Sanye! Stop talking, or you will really be beaten to death!"

Ba Xun Ning Ning has seen Bai Xue's methods against Mu Mei.Even Sister Baixue, who said she was the weakest, was so crazy, then Sanye couldn't beat the others!

Sanye didn't take it seriously, and her already venomous character was affected by the curse, and she became even more arrogant, "Ha, what is Senior Carrot talking about? If you want to talk to me, come up and meet me first!"

Mitsuba suddenly felt a moderate pat on the shoulder.

"Yo." Gojo Goku pursed his lips, his tone relaxed, "I heard that I have to come up to find you?"

Sanye's pupils constricted, and she trembled in fright. She covered her mouth with her long sleeves, and instantly dodged aside, "Why, why, you can, you can fly! It's obviously not weird!"

Gojo Wujo tilted his head, "It doesn't matter, but you, the third of the seven wonders I saw last time, is still a boring bird head? What did you do?"

"I didn't do anything! I just wanted to survive..." Sanye had just said a word, but was frightened by Wujo Wu's restrained smile, and shrank back into a corner, completely ignoring the arrogance just now.

Gojo Satoru raised the blindfold with one hand, revealing a pair of blue eyes, and looked at Mitsuha carefully, "So you ate the original No. [-]."

"Tsk." Gojo Satoru rubbed his bristling white hair in annoyance, "That guy Pu is so unprofessional, he didn't even tell me about such a big matter."

"Well, forget it." Before anyone else could respond, Gojo Satoru seemed to give up his troubles, and said in a brisk tone, "Anyway, you are not too strong and weird, let the students ask."

As he said, there was a loud "bang".

Mitsuha, who had been floating in the air, was knocked to the ground by Gojo Satoru casually, and even the claw-like thing that had been propped behind her was broken and sealed.

Mitsuba, I can't float anymore.

He looked around at the high school students who were smiling and clasping their hands.

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Sanye put her head in her hands, crying all over her face, "Yes, I'm sorry! I was wrong, please don't hit me! Even if you hit me, please don't hit me in the face!"

Gojo Satoru floated in the air, waved his hands casually and shouted to the students, "Yuhito, Chi, you can figure out that weirdness, you better ask the teacher for something—"

Everyone in the high school: ... Just like this, you have the nerve to say that others are not professional?

"Teacher, you said that Hanako-kun is not professional, and that Hanako-kun can be pissed off..."

Bai Xue was hanging in the five arms of enlightenment, looking at the height of tens of meters under her feet, she gave up the idea of ​​jumping down by herself.

"Oh? Why is Bai Xuejiang talking for others!" Gojo Wu's mature and deep voice was skillfully used on the way of acting like a baby.There is no sense of disobedience at all, and it even makes people feel that Mao Mao has been wronged.

"Because Teacher Wutiao still has a lot of documents at home, and now I can give back to the students what I can do by myself." Bai Xue sighed helplessly, "The most dedicated aspect of a teacher may be fishing."

"Huh?" Gojo Satoru touched the back of his head, "Hahahaha, maybe I didn't see those documents."

"Your six eyes have no dead ends..."

"Hahahaha, it's okay, it's okay, sometimes this kind of problem will appear in the six eyes, such as missing something."

Bai Xue: "Teacher Wutiao, speak from your conscience."

"I can't touch it, Bai Xuejiang help me find where my heart is—"

Snow White: ...

"Come on, come on, don't be shy—" Gojo Satoru simply turned Bai Xue to himself, and held Bai Xue's hand with a smile, "Teacher, I welcome Bai Xuejiang to check—"

"It's fine to check, I'm sure you haven't." Bai Xue said with a determined face, she withdrew her hand, and continued, "And don't you have something to ask about these weird things? It's important."

Gojo Gojo shook his head, and shook the white hair on his head in a loose arc, trying to rub against Baixue's face, "Baixue sauce is the real thing for the teacher..."

"I said you, can you stop showing off in front of me, a loner?" Tulong's hoarse voice came from behind, "If it's okay, let me go."

Bai Xue pushed Wujo Wu away, "Then why didn't you leave just now?"

The earth cage took a puff of cigarette, "If I run away, that conjurer will beat me up. I'm not interested in actively seeking abuse."

Bai Xue: ...This is weird, it's too rational.

When she discovered that there was something wrong with the mirror just now, Bai Xue originally wanted to smash the mirror directly, or simply burn it with a leaker, so that nothing could be reflected.

However, Gojo Satoru grabbed her wrist and led her back directly, "Bai Xue-chan is really quick-tempered. Even if these mirrors are broken, they will be restored."

"What should I do?"

"Well, I don't know that strange face named Sanye, but the other earth cage is the weirdest one who can judge the situation. Just ask."

"Really? Won't he keep talking?"

Gojo Satoru held his chin and said with a smile, "With the teacher here, I will definitely say it—"

Now Bai Xue really felt that the earth cage had judged the situation.The desire to survive is so strong that it is completely different from the beaten Mitsuha on the ground.