The strongest spell binding milk wants to change jobs every day
Chapter 75 Chapter 75
Standing under the confession tree, Bai Xue didn't notice Gojo Satoru's heartbroken and pitiful expression at all. She focused all her energy on making her own future plans.
Bai Xue took out the small notebook from the system backpack very calmly, holding a pen to write and draw on it.
Wujo Satoru, who had never seen Baixue so serious before, couldn't help checking the information in the notebook with his six eyes.
The first line of the book reads: On a certain day in a certain year and a certain month, Gojo Satoru called himself an old witch at the first sight when he met;
second line:
Gojo Satoru used six eyes to peek at himself changing clothes; the third row...
Gojo Satoru: ... Excuse me, goodbye.
Although escaping is shameful but useful, Gojo Satoru pretended not to see anything, whistling and rubbing his head to deal with the weirdness of Seagull Academy.
Those weirdnesses caused such a big commotion, it is definitely impossible for the magic world to allow these weirdnesses to exist independently in Seagull Academy.
But these weird abilities are very convenient, and they can also communicate with people. It would be too wasteful to get rid of them one by one.
Gojo Satoru planned to pack up all these weirdos and bring them back to the high school.If they were within the surveillance range of the High Commissioner, those old men would have nothing to say.
Ah no.
Those old men were brought into the hospital by Bai Xuejiang, and they probably haven't been discharged yet.No one would object to Gojo Satoru's plan.
Thinking of this, Gojo Satoru slapped his palms, ready to quickly clean up the weirdness first, and then go to coax Bai Xuejiang wholeheartedly.It is impossible not to coax, even in this life.
On the other side, after Bai Xue finished recording her grievances in a small notebook, she began to sort out her current situation.
First of all, for the matter of adding blood to her binder, the chance may be infinitely close to zero.
During the battle, let alone the fact that Gojo Satoru had been driving Infinity all the time, just the fact that he could use the reversal technique to heal himself as soon as he was injured, Bai Xue couldn't get a chance to heal.
Moreover, when Gojo Satoru needs to use the reversal technique, it is a very critical moment, and it is impossible for Baixue to force his bound person not to save himself.
The management bureau forbids a nanny like her to collect points. The damage caused by the nanny herself does not count as points for blood treatment.
It is okay to beat the cat to vent your anger, but there is no point in saving the cat after beating.
So, about points...
Bai Xue began to realize clearly that she might not earn all of her points in the future by relying on Wutiao Wu's burning her tongue, and it is very likely that she will not earn once in a year or two...
It's a bit miserable.
Sure enough, there is no shortcut to earn points while lying down, she can only rely on her own liver.
Bai Xue poked open the system in her brain, [[-], help me apply for a different world mission. ]
System: [The host doesn't want to work overtime? ]
Bai Xue: [Do you think I can achieve the task target points without working overtime? ]
System: [You just need to give your bound person some extra hot food.For example, food that looks cold on the surface but is actually very hot...]
Snow White: ...
[Tong, I underestimated you.Over the years, you have also learned to be cunning. ] Bai Xue continued with a blank face, [But I don't think Mr. Wujo can't see it, so I choose another world. ]
System: [Yes, yes, the system will help the host to apply, and it will take about a week. ]
Bai Xue made an OK gesture.
System: [The host is fine right now, why don't you draw the compensation first? ]
Bai Xue raised her eyebrows suspiciously, [What compensation? ]
[The host traveled back to the past and found that the points were deducted, didn't he report it?There are two lottery chances in the compensation issued by the Authority. ]
Bai Xue looked at the familiar lottery turntable in front of her eyes, and was silent for a long time.
Moved?
dare not move.
Are you confident?
Not confident.
Her confidence in her own luck has long been obliterated by the existence of Gojo Satoru.
Bai Xue raised her head and said helplessly, [Tong?Can I not draw a lottery?Can it be exchanged for rewards like points? ]
The system, which deeply understands the non-chief's attributes of its host, was silent for a moment and said: [The system has already mentioned it to the administration, and they said it can't be changed. ]
Bai Xue: ...She was so unlucky to co-author, her own system has learned to predict.
The system comforted Bai Xue, [It's not as bad as the host imagined.After all, this time is compensation, so no matter which position, there are rewards, but the nature is different-]
"Okay." Bai Xue took a deep breath, rubbed her hands, held the edge of the turntable, and turned it hard.
Caracalla's turntable spun several times and stopped on a colored stripe.
The sound of fireworks came from Bai Xue's ear.
[Congratulations on winning the skill appearance: Holy Light
Appearance details: Every time the blood is added, the skill comes with a soft light effect, and the effect of the holy halo is strengthened.Let your blood-adding skills have the dazzling transformation of the little magic fairy, let you become the most beautiful cub in the crowd, and make you warmer than the sun! (unable to untie)]
[Appearance downloading... Appearance loading completed. ]
Bai Xue: ...It's numb.
System: emmmmm...
[Host, it’s okay, it’s just an appearance, it usually takes a lot of points to change it!There is one more chance, host, come on! ]
"Your host can't be added anymore. Find someone else." Bai Xue's eyes lost their brilliance, she put down her hands, and beckoned to Wutiao Wu not far away, "Teacher Wutiao, I have something to ask for you."
"Bai Xue Sauce——"
Hearing Baixue's voice calling him, Gojo Satoru ran faster than the summoned beast, and teleported directly in front of Baixue, his whole body looked brighter, "What can I do with Teacher——"
"Come on, Wutiao teacher, it's time to test your character."
A long time ago, Bai Xue opened up the system authority to Gojo Satoru, and now Gojo Satoru can also do the lottery draw for him.
Just now she was ignorant and tried to prove herself, but now she has accepted her fate.
Wujo Wu put one hand in his pocket, and put the other hand on the turntable, "Bai Xuejiang, what are these for smoking? There is no content at all."
"Draw it. If you win the draw, it will be broadcast, and you will know when the time comes."
Gojo Satoru turned the wheel casually, and the turntable rolled rapidly, and it took a long time before it stopped.
Bai Xue heard the familiar system broadcast.
[Congratulations for winning the mysterious part:? ?
Component details: You can keep him in the tank as a pet, without feeding, just add water to keep it fresh forever.You can also use it as a hot pot ingredient, a high-quality bait to attract a group of gluttonous guests, and you can also... Please develop more usages by yourself. ]
[parts in delivery...]
Seeing a ball of light appear in front of her eyes, Bai Xue subconsciously caught it with her hand.
After picking it up, she regretted it. There was a subtle feeling of moistness and warmth in her hand, which made Baixue wonder what kind of sea slug was issued by the damn administration.
Bearing the goosebumps all over her body, Bai Xue looked down, and a complete, pink and white brain with body temperature suddenly appeared in her hand.
"Ahhhhh!!"
When Bai Xue threw it subconsciously, she threw her brain towards Wujo Wu's face.
With a "snap", his brain bumped into Gojo Satoru's no-lower-limit spell, and then he held it in his hand through infinity.
Wujo Wujo held his head and said solemnly, "Bai Xuejiang, teacher, I don't eat my brain when I eat hot pot."
Bai Xue wanted to cover her face, but she looked at the hand that had touched her head, and held back aggrievedly.She took a breath and said slowly, "The Administration will not issue a simple brain. You can see for yourself..."
In view of the fact that the Administration generally does not interfere with the plot of the world, there is no possibility of sending the toothed brain to her.
Then this brain...
Gojo Satoru lifted his blindfold, took a closer look at the brain in his hand, and raised his eyebrows in disbelief, "Jie?"
"Hahahaha, Jie, why did you become like this? You're so ugly, I'm dying of laughter!"
Xia Youjie: ...I don't want to talk.
Bai Xue: ... Sure enough.
The Administration will not turn a blind eye to the loss of strong labor force. Xia Youjie, who is already regarded as the labor force of the Administration Bureau, will get it back even if they cheat.
It's just that the fished-back form is a bit, um, creepy.
Although Xia Youjie's brain is already cartoonized.But even a toy brain is scary!
Bai Xue looked away from Xia Youjie's mind, and opened the detailed introduction of the lottery items.Ever since Gojo Satoru discovered the true identity of the brain, the above introduction has changed from? ?It became Xia Youjie's brain.
Gojo Wu supported Xia Youjie's brain, and leaned his head closer, "Bai Xuejiang, how can Jie's brain be raised? This seems to be worse than that brain, at least he has a mouth to eat, right?"
Bai Xue poked open the details, "Probably just keep it in water? That's what it says in the introduction."
"Jie, what do you think?" Wujo Wu shook his head, "Can I find you a fish tank? Would you like to raise a few more small goldfish to keep you company—"
Bai Xue frowned disapprovingly, "Mr. Wutiao, how could you do this?"
"Huh?" Gojo Satoru, who was accused, showed an aggrieved expression, "Bai Xuejiang..."
Bai Xue said with a serious face, "What if the goldfish eats his brain... He's already a bit of a dead end, and if he lacks a little bit, he will be even more stupid."
Gojo Satoru nodded in agreement, "That's right, otherwise it's better to plant some aquatic plants."
"That's enough for the two of you!" Xia Youjie's remaining brain was almost smoked with anger, and he didn't intend to speak at first.
But if the silence continues, these two people will keep him as a pet in the fish tank!
Xia Youjie felt that he had experienced an ominous premonition before he died.With Wu's vicious guy, and Bai Xue, who is getting more and more in tune with Wu, his life in the future may not be a nightmare.
Honestly, he'd probably be happier letting him die peacefully.
"Okay, if Mr. Xia You doesn't like it, forget it." Bai Xue sighed with regret.
Gojo Satoru was even more obvious, and sighed directly, "Oh, Jie, it doesn't matter if you live in a villa..."
Xia Youjie: ...
"But Mr. Wutiao, do you want to keep Mr. Xia You's brain in your hands?"
Bai Xue didn't care about it, but she was afraid that Gojo Satoru would be arrested and taken to the police station if she dragged her out like this.
"As for the goldfish tank, I happen to have a lot." Hanako-kun who had been watching the show floated over, holding a water tank with wavy lace in his hand, "This is Baxun's favorite..."
Baxun Ningning: "Hanako-kun!"
"Anxin, Anxin - I won't give away the water tank used by Yaxun." Hanako-kun smiled and threw a glass water jar to Wujo Wu, and then floated back to Yaxun Ningning, continuing to tease.
Seeing this scene, Gojo Satoru was inexplicably heartbroken.
Seeing that the matter of the water tank was settled, Bai Xue saw that there was nothing left for her, so she said flatly, "Then it's all right, Mr. Wutiao can deal with his own affairs."
This subtle attitude of driving people away fully demonstrated a kind of scum girl demeanor.
Gojo Wu's blue eyes were full of grievances, "Wait, Bai Xuejiang, you..."
Before Wutiao Wutiao finished speaking, Bai Xue turned her head and walked in another direction.Gojo Satoru was left standing alone, holding a glass water jar to hold his best friend's brain, his expression was so blank that it was serene.
"It's thrown away when it's used up, Wu." The mind calmly understood the truth.
Gojo Satoru patted the goldfish bowl expressionlessly, "Jie, you'd better shut up. Otherwise, I'll keep you with the slug!"
Xia Youjie: ...He still defected, right?
Bai Xue took out the small notebook from the system backpack very calmly, holding a pen to write and draw on it.
Wujo Satoru, who had never seen Baixue so serious before, couldn't help checking the information in the notebook with his six eyes.
The first line of the book reads: On a certain day in a certain year and a certain month, Gojo Satoru called himself an old witch at the first sight when he met;
second line:
Gojo Satoru used six eyes to peek at himself changing clothes; the third row...
Gojo Satoru: ... Excuse me, goodbye.
Although escaping is shameful but useful, Gojo Satoru pretended not to see anything, whistling and rubbing his head to deal with the weirdness of Seagull Academy.
Those weirdnesses caused such a big commotion, it is definitely impossible for the magic world to allow these weirdnesses to exist independently in Seagull Academy.
But these weird abilities are very convenient, and they can also communicate with people. It would be too wasteful to get rid of them one by one.
Gojo Satoru planned to pack up all these weirdos and bring them back to the high school.If they were within the surveillance range of the High Commissioner, those old men would have nothing to say.
Ah no.
Those old men were brought into the hospital by Bai Xuejiang, and they probably haven't been discharged yet.No one would object to Gojo Satoru's plan.
Thinking of this, Gojo Satoru slapped his palms, ready to quickly clean up the weirdness first, and then go to coax Bai Xuejiang wholeheartedly.It is impossible not to coax, even in this life.
On the other side, after Bai Xue finished recording her grievances in a small notebook, she began to sort out her current situation.
First of all, for the matter of adding blood to her binder, the chance may be infinitely close to zero.
During the battle, let alone the fact that Gojo Satoru had been driving Infinity all the time, just the fact that he could use the reversal technique to heal himself as soon as he was injured, Bai Xue couldn't get a chance to heal.
Moreover, when Gojo Satoru needs to use the reversal technique, it is a very critical moment, and it is impossible for Baixue to force his bound person not to save himself.
The management bureau forbids a nanny like her to collect points. The damage caused by the nanny herself does not count as points for blood treatment.
It is okay to beat the cat to vent your anger, but there is no point in saving the cat after beating.
So, about points...
Bai Xue began to realize clearly that she might not earn all of her points in the future by relying on Wutiao Wu's burning her tongue, and it is very likely that she will not earn once in a year or two...
It's a bit miserable.
Sure enough, there is no shortcut to earn points while lying down, she can only rely on her own liver.
Bai Xue poked open the system in her brain, [[-], help me apply for a different world mission. ]
System: [The host doesn't want to work overtime? ]
Bai Xue: [Do you think I can achieve the task target points without working overtime? ]
System: [You just need to give your bound person some extra hot food.For example, food that looks cold on the surface but is actually very hot...]
Snow White: ...
[Tong, I underestimated you.Over the years, you have also learned to be cunning. ] Bai Xue continued with a blank face, [But I don't think Mr. Wujo can't see it, so I choose another world. ]
System: [Yes, yes, the system will help the host to apply, and it will take about a week. ]
Bai Xue made an OK gesture.
System: [The host is fine right now, why don't you draw the compensation first? ]
Bai Xue raised her eyebrows suspiciously, [What compensation? ]
[The host traveled back to the past and found that the points were deducted, didn't he report it?There are two lottery chances in the compensation issued by the Authority. ]
Bai Xue looked at the familiar lottery turntable in front of her eyes, and was silent for a long time.
Moved?
dare not move.
Are you confident?
Not confident.
Her confidence in her own luck has long been obliterated by the existence of Gojo Satoru.
Bai Xue raised her head and said helplessly, [Tong?Can I not draw a lottery?Can it be exchanged for rewards like points? ]
The system, which deeply understands the non-chief's attributes of its host, was silent for a moment and said: [The system has already mentioned it to the administration, and they said it can't be changed. ]
Bai Xue: ...She was so unlucky to co-author, her own system has learned to predict.
The system comforted Bai Xue, [It's not as bad as the host imagined.After all, this time is compensation, so no matter which position, there are rewards, but the nature is different-]
"Okay." Bai Xue took a deep breath, rubbed her hands, held the edge of the turntable, and turned it hard.
Caracalla's turntable spun several times and stopped on a colored stripe.
The sound of fireworks came from Bai Xue's ear.
[Congratulations on winning the skill appearance: Holy Light
Appearance details: Every time the blood is added, the skill comes with a soft light effect, and the effect of the holy halo is strengthened.Let your blood-adding skills have the dazzling transformation of the little magic fairy, let you become the most beautiful cub in the crowd, and make you warmer than the sun! (unable to untie)]
[Appearance downloading... Appearance loading completed. ]
Bai Xue: ...It's numb.
System: emmmmm...
[Host, it’s okay, it’s just an appearance, it usually takes a lot of points to change it!There is one more chance, host, come on! ]
"Your host can't be added anymore. Find someone else." Bai Xue's eyes lost their brilliance, she put down her hands, and beckoned to Wutiao Wu not far away, "Teacher Wutiao, I have something to ask for you."
"Bai Xue Sauce——"
Hearing Baixue's voice calling him, Gojo Satoru ran faster than the summoned beast, and teleported directly in front of Baixue, his whole body looked brighter, "What can I do with Teacher——"
"Come on, Wutiao teacher, it's time to test your character."
A long time ago, Bai Xue opened up the system authority to Gojo Satoru, and now Gojo Satoru can also do the lottery draw for him.
Just now she was ignorant and tried to prove herself, but now she has accepted her fate.
Wujo Wu put one hand in his pocket, and put the other hand on the turntable, "Bai Xuejiang, what are these for smoking? There is no content at all."
"Draw it. If you win the draw, it will be broadcast, and you will know when the time comes."
Gojo Satoru turned the wheel casually, and the turntable rolled rapidly, and it took a long time before it stopped.
Bai Xue heard the familiar system broadcast.
[Congratulations for winning the mysterious part:? ?
Component details: You can keep him in the tank as a pet, without feeding, just add water to keep it fresh forever.You can also use it as a hot pot ingredient, a high-quality bait to attract a group of gluttonous guests, and you can also... Please develop more usages by yourself. ]
[parts in delivery...]
Seeing a ball of light appear in front of her eyes, Bai Xue subconsciously caught it with her hand.
After picking it up, she regretted it. There was a subtle feeling of moistness and warmth in her hand, which made Baixue wonder what kind of sea slug was issued by the damn administration.
Bearing the goosebumps all over her body, Bai Xue looked down, and a complete, pink and white brain with body temperature suddenly appeared in her hand.
"Ahhhhh!!"
When Bai Xue threw it subconsciously, she threw her brain towards Wujo Wu's face.
With a "snap", his brain bumped into Gojo Satoru's no-lower-limit spell, and then he held it in his hand through infinity.
Wujo Wujo held his head and said solemnly, "Bai Xuejiang, teacher, I don't eat my brain when I eat hot pot."
Bai Xue wanted to cover her face, but she looked at the hand that had touched her head, and held back aggrievedly.She took a breath and said slowly, "The Administration will not issue a simple brain. You can see for yourself..."
In view of the fact that the Administration generally does not interfere with the plot of the world, there is no possibility of sending the toothed brain to her.
Then this brain...
Gojo Satoru lifted his blindfold, took a closer look at the brain in his hand, and raised his eyebrows in disbelief, "Jie?"
"Hahahaha, Jie, why did you become like this? You're so ugly, I'm dying of laughter!"
Xia Youjie: ...I don't want to talk.
Bai Xue: ... Sure enough.
The Administration will not turn a blind eye to the loss of strong labor force. Xia Youjie, who is already regarded as the labor force of the Administration Bureau, will get it back even if they cheat.
It's just that the fished-back form is a bit, um, creepy.
Although Xia Youjie's brain is already cartoonized.But even a toy brain is scary!
Bai Xue looked away from Xia Youjie's mind, and opened the detailed introduction of the lottery items.Ever since Gojo Satoru discovered the true identity of the brain, the above introduction has changed from? ?It became Xia Youjie's brain.
Gojo Wu supported Xia Youjie's brain, and leaned his head closer, "Bai Xuejiang, how can Jie's brain be raised? This seems to be worse than that brain, at least he has a mouth to eat, right?"
Bai Xue poked open the details, "Probably just keep it in water? That's what it says in the introduction."
"Jie, what do you think?" Wujo Wu shook his head, "Can I find you a fish tank? Would you like to raise a few more small goldfish to keep you company—"
Bai Xue frowned disapprovingly, "Mr. Wutiao, how could you do this?"
"Huh?" Gojo Satoru, who was accused, showed an aggrieved expression, "Bai Xuejiang..."
Bai Xue said with a serious face, "What if the goldfish eats his brain... He's already a bit of a dead end, and if he lacks a little bit, he will be even more stupid."
Gojo Satoru nodded in agreement, "That's right, otherwise it's better to plant some aquatic plants."
"That's enough for the two of you!" Xia Youjie's remaining brain was almost smoked with anger, and he didn't intend to speak at first.
But if the silence continues, these two people will keep him as a pet in the fish tank!
Xia Youjie felt that he had experienced an ominous premonition before he died.With Wu's vicious guy, and Bai Xue, who is getting more and more in tune with Wu, his life in the future may not be a nightmare.
Honestly, he'd probably be happier letting him die peacefully.
"Okay, if Mr. Xia You doesn't like it, forget it." Bai Xue sighed with regret.
Gojo Satoru was even more obvious, and sighed directly, "Oh, Jie, it doesn't matter if you live in a villa..."
Xia Youjie: ...
"But Mr. Wutiao, do you want to keep Mr. Xia You's brain in your hands?"
Bai Xue didn't care about it, but she was afraid that Gojo Satoru would be arrested and taken to the police station if she dragged her out like this.
"As for the goldfish tank, I happen to have a lot." Hanako-kun who had been watching the show floated over, holding a water tank with wavy lace in his hand, "This is Baxun's favorite..."
Baxun Ningning: "Hanako-kun!"
"Anxin, Anxin - I won't give away the water tank used by Yaxun." Hanako-kun smiled and threw a glass water jar to Wujo Wu, and then floated back to Yaxun Ningning, continuing to tease.
Seeing this scene, Gojo Satoru was inexplicably heartbroken.
Seeing that the matter of the water tank was settled, Bai Xue saw that there was nothing left for her, so she said flatly, "Then it's all right, Mr. Wutiao can deal with his own affairs."
This subtle attitude of driving people away fully demonstrated a kind of scum girl demeanor.
Gojo Wu's blue eyes were full of grievances, "Wait, Bai Xuejiang, you..."
Before Wutiao Wutiao finished speaking, Bai Xue turned her head and walked in another direction.Gojo Satoru was left standing alone, holding a glass water jar to hold his best friend's brain, his expression was so blank that it was serene.
"It's thrown away when it's used up, Wu." The mind calmly understood the truth.
Gojo Satoru patted the goldfish bowl expressionlessly, "Jie, you'd better shut up. Otherwise, I'll keep you with the slug!"
Xia Youjie: ...He still defected, right?
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