I am a group pet in the high school

In Gaozhuan's room, Xiaobai was holding the tablet that Wujo Satoru had left for her, carefully studying the video on it.

Although in Xiaobai's ideal, of course, it is best to cook a table of dishes, but she is also very self-aware, knowing that she can cook all kinds of dishes just like Gojo Satoru, of course. Not very realistic.

So her primary goal at the beginning was to go towards the dishes that are most suitable for novices.

Xiaobai was lying on the sofa, sliding the tablet with one hand, his eyes fixed on the screen, browsing through many dishes, and finally stopped in front of a picture.

"That's it!"

She held up the tablet aloft, and it was resting on the picture of "Omurice".

It says that you only need to cut the chicken into pieces and stir-fry with onions and rice, and finally fry an egg to complete the omurice rice! !

After watching the tutorial with confidence, Xiaobai decided to make this for dinner, so he jumped off the sofa, ran into the kitchen, imitated Wujo Wujo, put on a pink flower apron, washed his hands, Opened the refrigerator.

There are not too few ingredients in the refrigerator. Xiaobai took out chicken, a few eggs, onions, and a bag of rice, and closed the door.

Feeling that his first step went very smoothly, Xiaobai, recalling the tutorial, took out a kitchen knife from the cabinet and planned to cut the onion into chunks.

However, she, who had never used a knife before, looked at the onion in her hand and fell into deep thought.

Why do onions look different from what I usually see?

Xiaobai tilted his head to think for a while, rubbed the skin of the onion as if it was about to fall off, and then suddenly realized, "Oh, so the onion needs to be peeled."

As we all know, most recipes only tell you how to prepare the prepared ingredients, but they don't tell you how to peel things like onions.

So Xiaobai quickly peeled the onion, and at the end of the peeling, she found that the onion had disappeared in her hand.

noob:? ?

She looked at the last bit of core lying in her palm, then at the "onion skin" she threw into the trash can, and fell silent again.

This food is so amazing, Xiaobai firmly refused to admit that it was his fault, and peeled the second onion again, but this time he learned how to behave, and felt that Xiaobai stopped peeling until half of its original size was left.

"That should be enough!" She nodded confidently, deliberately ignoring the trash can next to her, and was about to start the next step.

"Then cut the onion into small pieces?" Although he has never used a knife, it is not too difficult. Xiaobai thought this way, but after cutting the onion a few times, his eyes felt a little hot and itchy, and he stretched out his hand Knead a bit.

The stinging pain from the eyes made Xiaobai close his eyes instantly, and his body instinctively shed tears.

Whoa, what is this, help——

Sobbing, Xiao Bai ran to the bathroom, and felt better after flushing for a while.

She never thought that onions are such terrible biochemical weapons! !

Eyes hurt so much, if Tiao Tiao bullies me again next time, I will stuff onions directly into his arms! !

Thinking of a "vicious" way of revenge, Xiaobai poked his head out of the door vigilantly, staring at the half-cut onion on the table.

How could she just give up like this!

Xiaobai cheered up and thought for a while, if it is just to cut the onion into small pieces, the faster the better, right?

If you don't know how to use a knife, then don't use it!

Thinking of this, Xiaobai quickly tossed the onions on the table into the air, and then he immediately changed back to the original shape of a fox. Using his sharp claws, he chopped the onions into pieces, and waited until they fell naturally fell into the plate--

Of course, the result of the quick movement is that the shape cannot be guaranteed, and it can only be said that it was randomly divided into several pieces.

After finally solving the onion problem, Xiaobai immediately covered it and placed it farthest away from her, making sure that she couldn't smell it at all.

As for the remaining chicken Xiaobai that needs to be cut into pieces, it is also handled directly in the same way as onions.

What kind of knife do you need?The concubine's claws are the most powerful!Xiaobai thought proudly.

The most important thing about cooking is that Xiaobai has seen Gojo Satoru do it, so he got a pot of steaming rice without any difficulty at all.

Following the steps in the recipe, Xiaobai threw a little oil, chicken and onions into the pot step by step, picked up the spatula and stirred it in a decent manner, but when a smell of burning something came out , Xiaobai realized that for some reason, her flesh was already a little burnt.

Xiaobai frowned, thinking that it would be okay to burn a little bit, and then followed the recipe in order. It said to sprinkle a little seasoning, but Xiaobai tilted his head, not knowing the right amount, so he sprinkled it as he wanted Go up, and finally carefully cover the cooked egg on the rice.

"finished!!"

Xiaobai happily picked up the ketchup on the side, carefully wrote "strips" on the egg, and then put down the bottle with satisfaction, took a spoon and dug a small mouthful of extra omelet rice into his mouth inside.

A sour taste of burnt tomato, followed by an unbelievably sweet taste filled the whole mouth.

Xiao Bai was almost vomited by the weird smell.

Is this really the rice cooked by my concubine? ?

Xiaobai silently put down the spoon, and was about to dispose of the plate of omelet rice for Gojo Satoru. Her good hearing allowed her to instantly hear the sound of someone gradually approaching the dormitory.

This sound of footsteps is..TiaoTiao is back!

She panicked and wanted to hide this plate of omelet rice, but looking around, there was no better place to hide things, so she stuffed it directly into the innermost part of the refrigerator, took other food as a cover-up and placed it on the outer layer, and then packed it. Tsukuru quickly jumped onto the sofa as if he had nothing to do, pretending that he was watching TV.

"I am back."

The doorknob was turned, Gojo Satoru walked in, looked at Xiaobai who was watching TV in the living room, casually glanced at the TV program that was broadcasting "A certain house collapsed overnight, it was rumored to be a gas explosion", there was some strange question Said: "News? When did you watch this?"

Obviously, I usually switch to children's programs to watch.

"Yeah." Suddenly being called, Xiaobai, who was feeling guilty, shuddered. Just now, he turned to a channel randomly in a hurry, and didn't notice which program it was at all, so he quickly switched back to the one he usually watched. Mommy" and pretended to be watching TV seriously.

Gojo Satoru didn't think too much, sat on the sofa and swiped his phone, feeling a little thirsty, and was about to go to the kitchen to pour a glass of water, when Xiaobai stopped him just as he got up.

He turned his head in doubt, only to hear Xiao Bai say "I'll get you some water" and quickly rushed into the kitchen, as if there was something he couldn't show him with a guilty conscience.

Gojo Satoru narrowed his eyes immediately.

Xiaobai was extremely guilty at this time, and was very afraid that Gojo Wu would see the unpacked utensils in the kitchen and ask her what was going on, so she hurried into the kitchen and poured water for Wujo Wu, while quickly putting away the unfinished things one time.

"What are you doing in the kitchen, is there anything you can't see?" Hearing Wujo Wujo's voice getting closer, Xiaobai pricked up his ears, and immediately went out with a bottle of water, and closed the kitchen door by the way , pretending to be confused, said: "What do you mean? I don't quite understand."

Then he stuffed the water glass in Wujo Wu's hand, and pushed him back to the living room, "Hurry up and drink more water, it's good for your health!"

"You don't have the right to say such things." Wujo Wu patted Xiaobai's head, and said viciously: "You are a picky eater who always eats meat instead of vegetables! If you continue like this, you will not grow taller. !"

"I'm already a concubine." Xiaobai just wanted to say that he was already very tall, but seeing the height gap between her and Gojo Wu, he swallowed the sentence back immediately, "I don't like to eat vegetables, and foxes are carnivore!"

"You're not an ordinary fox, don't pretend to be a fox at this time." Gojo Satoru drank his saliva, and secretly rubbed Xiaobai's ears again, "I'll make you whatever you want for dinner."

Gojo Satoru could almost be sure that what Xiaobai would say would be just those two things: chicken and fried tofu, so he wasn't worried at all about the difficult conditions offered by the other party.

Sure enough, Xiaobai's eyes lit up for a moment, and he subconsciously said: "I want to eat oil——"

Then she suddenly thought that if Gojo Gojo entered the kitchen, wouldn't she be caught with the omelet rice she made?This is not allowed!

So Xiaobai immediately changed his words: "The fried tofu is delicious at the last shop."

After getting another answer, Gojo Satoru was taken aback, "You mean to eat the one from last time?"

Seeing Xiaobai nodding his head like a pounding garlic, Gojo Satoru thought for a while and agreed, "It's not impossible, let's go."

"Great!"

By the time they finished their dinner and went out for a walk, it was too late when they returned to the dormitory again.

After taking a comfortable bath, Xiaobai had already forgotten about the kitchen when he was lying on the bed, and changed back to his original shape, forming a small snow ball.

Gojo Satoru ruaed her hair, and relaxed his movements, "Go to sleep."

Xiaobai, who had been tinkering all afternoon, suddenly felt sleepy, yawned, closed his eyes, and soon fell asleep.

After confirming that the little white fox was breathing evenly, Wujo Wutiao opened his eyes from the bed and got out of bed cautiously, fearing to wake up the sleeping little white fox, he went to the kitchen and pulled away the things that were blocked by little white fox. The door was closed tightly, and the light was turned on casually.

The kitchen in front of me has obviously been used by someone other than him, the pot is placed in the wrong position, the bowls in the sink are forgotten to be washed, and there are onions in the trash can that have been peeled into pieces?

Gojo Satoru raised his eyebrows, he knew that this guy must have done something wrong, and ended up playing with food here.

He opened the refrigerator door to see how many ingredients were left after being played with by Xiaobai, and whether he needed to buy them, but he saw a pile of food clearly placed in front, as if trying to cover up something.

However, Xu Shi had forgotten that his six eyes could see through a lot of things, how could a few bags of fruits and vegetables just block his vision like this, so Gojo Satoru saw the last plate of omelet rice at a glance.

He reached out and took it out, saw the word "Tiao Tiao" written on it with ketchup, paused, and put it on the kitchen table.

Isn't it obvious that it was made for him, why didn't you dare to take it out?

He hesitated for a moment, thinking that it was for him to eat anyway, so it doesn't matter if he eats it now, right?He picked up a spoon, took a bite, and put it in his mouth.

The taste of the mouth is so sweet that ordinary people can't bear it, and there is a bit of sour tomato sauce taste. If he didn't eat very sweet, a normal person might be so sweet that he would faint.

This is definitely confusing salt with sugar, and the amount is not controlled. If it is really salt, I am afraid I will have to wash my kidneys after eating it.

"..It's really unpalatable."

Gojo Goku took another bite with a blank expression, it was still a delicious meal.

Not only was the seasoning mixed up, the chicken probably forgot to add seasoning, it was completely tasteless and burnt.

The only lucky thing is that the chicken is cooked, so he won't be sent to the hospital directly after eating it, Wujo Wuxiang.

"This guy has absolutely no talent for cooking."

Gojo Satoru groaned while eating, "Why do people confuse salt with sugar these days? Are you some kind of lady who doesn't hide things in the anime?"

However, even though he has been complaining in disgust, the movement of digging rice in his hands has not stopped.

After eating the last bite of omelet rice, Gojo Satoru looked at the somewhat chaotic kitchen in front of him, sighed, rolled up his sleeves, and resigned himself to tidying up.

"Tsk, I really came back with a lot of trouble."

It was obviously a complaining tone, but for some reason, the smile on the corner of his mouth never stopped.

The author has something to say:

Should be sweet enough.. right?

Damn I always thought I could be on time!Now I am trying to adjust my work and rest, and I just turned day and night upside down before.

Then I suddenly had a new brain hole!Cough cough, I really like young tame dye!Planning to make a big collection of baby tame dye!If you like it, you can order a pre-order for me! ! (wink

"The Neighbor's Surname is Polygonum cuspidatum";

Yaya Eri has a young boy who is two years younger than her, and since she can remember, the other party has been coming to her house for dinner.

She always treats him as her younger brother, even if the other party often says with a smile, "I like Sister Eri the most!", "Don't worry about not being able to get married, I will marry Sister Eri, okay?"

Yaya Eri never took it seriously, and always said perfunctorily: "Okay, good boy, Youruto, go over there and play."

This way of getting along until the year when she was about to graduate in her third year of high school, her little boy entered school.

Then she was confessed by him in front of everyone at the school gate.

Yaya Eri: "Pupil Earthquake"

She ran home with a flushed face, so entangled that she didn't even dare to go to school.

It wasn't until she went back to class a few days later that she realized that her little boy had not only moved, but also changed schools!What Tokyo did you move to! !

Yaya Eri: "Another Pupil Earthquake"

Wait a moment!Could it be that I can't even think about confessing for a few days! ?Is it necessary to evaporate directly from the world! ?

(In anger, Yaya Eri went directly to a certain high school, dragged out the guy who had evaporated from the world, beat him up, and shouted angrily: "How can you leave me at home like this, it's so irresponsible Already!!"

Knotweed (scratching his head): Huh?

Fu Hei: Didn't you say you don't have a girlfriend?

Nazaki: Wow, it's a scumbag.

Wutiao: Wow, it's a new student.

Crowd: ? ?

So far, Yaya Eri's high school life has begun. .

#Wait, I just want an explanation, I didn’t say I want to enroll#