[Comprehensive martial arts] Be the leader's wife in Heimuya

Dongfang Bubai wanted to talk to Customer Ci, but he opened his mouth a few times and didn't know what to say. After that night, he felt a little awkward every time he saw Customer Ci, but this awkwardness only lasted for a day, because...

The one who was out of tune first started avoiding him.

Dongfang Bubai glanced at the corridor covered with a layer of dust under the window, snorted coldly, and said displeased Hanchun who was following behind: "Why don't you clean it?"

"This……"

Didn't you, the leader, tell you not to clean the place where the lady sleeps and let the lady wipe it with clothes and quilts?

Hanchun thought about it in his mind, but he never dared to say that, and immediately knelt down to admit his mistake: "It's the servant who neglected his duty, and I ask the master to punish him!"

"Clean up the yard for me, and—" Dongfang Bubai became angry when he looked at the place, "Bring a pot of evergreen over here."

Han Chun closed his eyes and replied respectfully: "Yes."

"What about the roof tiles?"

"Anyone who dares to get close to stepping on it, the medicine powder will definitely itch and roll off the roof after entering the body."

Dongfang Bubai was satisfied, and nodded in approval: "Very good."

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At this moment, the customer Ci, who had offended Dongfang Bubai, was squatting on the big locust tree in Fenglei Hall to take notes.

The customer Ci who didn't know that the place where he slept was taken away by a pot sat cross-legged on a tree branch, staring at Yang Lianting below with a pair of eyes, and took a charcoal pen that he didn't know where to get it. One two three four five six seven.

The ferret leaned over and stretched its neck to take a look. It was full of things that ghosts would not even admit to being ghost symbols. It was really hard for someone to stay in this wind and thunder hall for three or four days to track and record Yang Lianting.

"Remind me, you haven't closed your eyes for four days." The ferret played with its tail and yawned boredly, "What the hell did you do that night? I haven't gone to see the leader, why, are you shy?"

"Shy?" The customer Citing glanced sideways at the ferret and sneered, "What do you think is the possibility of me inserting this word in the dictionary?"

"That's true. After all, our big devil's skin is thicker than the barrier of the main god's space." Ferret sighed sincerely, then turned over and stretched his body to lie on customer Ci's lap, paws to listen Gossip, "What the hell is going on? Rumors have been circulating on Heimuya these two days, saying that you went to the roof to fight on the roof and collapsed the roof. The scene was very intense!"

"You are really not mean! You don't call me for such a big commotion!"

"Call you?" Customer Ci put down the charcoal pen, grabbed the ferret by the nape of its neck and lifted it up, sneered, "Ask you to come and see me for business? Are you planning to record two small movies and sell them later and share with me? ?”

"That's impossible." The ferret dangled in the customer's hand, muttering in a low voice, "Even if it's a real sale, it must be hidden and I can't give you a share..."

Customer Ci: "..."

Holding the ferret in his hand who knows the danger of the devil king, he swung it a few times vigorously into a white circle, then waved his hand and threw it out directly, out of sight.

After a while, the ferret crawled back dirty with mud and fallen leaves all dazed from nowhere, with an obedient customer-like face: "Okay, I won't talk about it."

The customer ignored it.

Sure enough, the ferret, who couldn't be quiet for two seconds, came over again: "Tell me? What are you thinking now? Chasing the leader? Breaking the bend?"

Although it is really strange that Dongfang Bubai, who likes men and men, is a straight man.But if the customer's kindness is really chased, it is indeed no different from the sexuality of the bender, but the difficulty of looking at it is even more difficult than the straight man.

Customer Ci had to figure out what was going on with Dongfang Bubai first.

Looking at Yang Lianting, who was holding a plate of fragrant fruits back and forth below, the customer said kindly: "Before I messed around, he didn't care about me because I was still useful and didn't touch his bottom line. But if I pursue him, it's A move of another nature.

Chasing people by tricks may be useful to other people, but it must be useless to Dongfang, and it will make him upset.Once a critical point is reached, it will be a matter of time to drive me out of Blackwood Cliff. "

"Ah? What do you mean?" The ferret didn't understand.

"If you had told me that it was Dongfang who wore women's clothing, I would have figured it out a long time ago." The customer looked down at the ferret, and there was a threat in her eyes that she wanted to send the ferret into the kitchen for frying.

The ferret raised its paws and pinched them together, lowered its head and admitted its mistake: "I thought it was not a big deal, you had a lot of fun those two days."

The customer Ci poked the ferret's head with a charcoal pen, leaving a few black lumps on the snow-white ferret's head: "Go back and sift through your database, and tell me about Dongfang as soon as possible."

"It's nothing, you already know the rest." The ferret said indifferently.

Isn't the secret of the invincibility of the East just women's clothing and self palace?The misunderstanding of the former was clearly explained, as for the latter—customer Cidu came into the room, hugged him, hugged him, and fell asleep, it's impossible not to know, right?

"It's so complicated to fall in love..." The ferret scratched his big tail and put it under his buttocks, "What did you just say? Oh yes, why can't you go after the leader?"

"His skills are not generally domineering, but the attribute is extremely cold. I have also entered the martial arts dungeon before. Most of the internal force of this cold attribute is practiced by women. He cultivated this kind of cold skill with a man's body. It’s unbelievable that the law has reached this point. I’m afraid it’s because of my yang physique that I appear to be insane.”

Customer Ci was thinking about talking, while looking at the Ruanfan strategy that he had written down in his small notebook from Yang Lianting's behavior of pursuing the hall master's daughter, he continued: "Women pretend to like men, but at the same time deny that they have dragons. Yang Zhi is good, maybe because of the divergence in the exercises, Dongfang wants to...become a woman?"

Customer Ci said this conclusion is not very certain, it seems that there are still some aspects that are not sure.

"Oh...so?" The ferret nodded half understanding.

"His obsession this time may be related to what I said that day, whether it is gender or sexual orientation, Dongfang has its own stubborn cognition, and I cannot and should not rashly break his cognition.

The problem of exercises can't be solved for a while, but if you want to really get close to him, it's not too difficult to make him fall in love with me, just give him a feeling of certainty and affirmation. "

Customer Ci's fingertips rubbed the black and slippery marks left by the charcoal pen: "I just need to lower my head and let him control everything about me."

"Dongfang Bubai's sense of security can only be given to him by himself."

"This most magnificent rose is wild and dangerous, and he can only open the flower heart that no one in the world can see until he leans over and touches it with soft petals."

"I didn't pour cold water on you, Customer Ci, don't you have any sense in your heart?" The ferret really didn't quite understand what Customer Ci said earlier.

But he understood the last few sentences, and questioned incredulously, "Who can control you with such a temper? Don't tell me that you have no strength now. Back then, when you were seriously injured and paralyzed and only had one mouth to move, it was still the same. The plot of the dungeon was messed up and messed up!"

The customer put the booklet back into his sleeve with a kind smile and put it away. He held the furry head of the ferret with his big hand, and said with a cynical smile in his tone: "Have you heard a saying? The most scheming hunter often appears in the image of the prey. Besides Oh, I have never tried the taste of being controlled by others, maybe I will be very happy."

The ferret raised its paws to get rid of Customer Ci's big hand but couldn't push it away. It was so angry that its hind paws stomped on the branch angrily. The hair on his head was going to be bald by Customer Ci!

Customer Ci withdrew his hand when he was bullied enough, looked over the roof tiles of Fenglei Hall to the main courtyard where Dongfang Bubai lived, and murmured in a low voice: "Try it, he is Dongfang Bubai—"