I am Goldfinger [Xiu Xian]

I don't know how many years have passed.

Ji Mingyuan, who thought he should disappear from the world from then on, regained his own consciousness in a vague way.

The moment he closed his eyes, he was still standing under the baptism of Lei Jie, but when he opened his eyes, there was only a void left in the world.

Ji Mingyuan was at a loss, where is this place?Why does he have the feeling of experiencing thousands of years?

But surviving the thunder calamity is already the best ending, no matter where he is now, there is still a chance to re-enter the fairy world.Ji Mingyuan calmed down from his daze, closed his eyes, and looked inside his dantian.

As early as the Nascent Soul Stage, the golden core in the dantian had already been shattered, and spiritual power began to infiltrate every inch of flesh and blood in the body.In the Mahayana period, the flesh and blood are full of spiritual power, but there is no leakage of spiritual power. From the outside, it is no different from ordinary mortals.

As for the real immortals, it is said that * has no binding effect on them, because the function of crossing the catastrophe is to reborn from the *mortal womb, transforming into a new body according to the laws of heaven, and will no longer be bound by the law of heaven.

But Ji Mingyuan's situation at this time is different. His body has been completely destroyed in the thunder calamity, so there is no spiritual power in his body now, but his previous cultivation level has not retreated at all, and even went further. The level of the rumored Sanxian!

Could it be that he has really survived the thunder disaster?

But before he could recover from the surprise, a voice suddenly appeared mercilessly interrupted his dream: "Boy, don't think about it, you are dead when you die. As for becoming an immortal, you are still a hundred thousand away!" Eight thousand miles."

Ji Mingyuan was startled, looking at the old man in white robes with white hair and beard who suddenly appeared in front of him, he was shocked.With his Mahayana and Dzogchen spiritual consciousness, when this person appeared, he didn't notice the slightest fluctuation!

The old man picked his nose indecently in front of Ji Mingyuan, and looked at Ji Mingyuan very rudely.As the No. 1 cultivator in the Jiucang Continent, Ji Mingyuan was undoubtedly annoyed by the other party's rude attitude, but out of fear of the other party's cultivation, he could only keep silent and wait for the other party to speak.

The old man rolled his eyes and picked his nostrils instead, "Boy, do you really want to become a fairy?"

Ji Mingyuan replied, "Of course."

The old man didn't speak, his figure disappeared from the spot, and the next second he appeared in front of Ji Mingyuan.A wrinkled face almost approached Ji Mingyuan's, and he took two steps back in shock, only to find that the old man suddenly backed away from his eyes and returned to the position just now.

"Tsk tsk tsk, your looks are really a disaster for the country and the people!" The old man shook his head, looking at Ji Mingyuan with a hint of hatred for iron and steel: "It's really a pity that you have such a good appearance, but you don't make the most of it. , What a pity!"

Ji Mingyuan intuitively felt that he would not say anything good, but he still couldn't help asking: "What is making the best use of everything?"

The old man rolled his eyes, and laughed wretchedly, "Of course it's a beauty in his arms, every day!"

Ji Mingyuan held his breath in his heart and couldn't get out, and said angrily: "Ridiculous!" At the end, he couldn't help but add emphatically: "You are shameless!"

The old man didn't take it seriously, but smiled happily: "I'm just ridiculous! I'm just shameless! Take a look, what is this place?"

Ji Mingyuan frowned and looked in the direction he was pointing, and saw a huge plaque hanging above the empty space with the inscription - "Absurd Realm."

Ji Mingyuan's eyes widened suddenly, the plaque was crimson red, and the original boxy characters were outlined, with a hint of frivolity.Looking at the plaque, it was also abnormally red, as if there was a pair of delicate ketones lying horizontally in the green gauze tent, shaking and waving towards him...

In a daze before his eyes, Ji Mingyuan's heart rang out, and his eyes shot at the old man before him like a falcon.But a scene that horrified him appeared. The old man from before slowly grew younger at a speed visible to the naked eye, and finally became a white-skinned, black-haired, charming beauty!

The image of the other party's chicken-skinned, white-haired and booger-covered eyes still lingers in his mind, but now he has a completely different look, especially, the pair of choppy big killers on his chest!

With this contrast, Ji Mingyuan felt a little nauseous.

But the other party didn't notice his gradually turning green expression at all, and leaned over without hesitation, rubbing his limp flesh against his body.Ji Mingyuan was so annoyed by him, his face flushed unnaturally.

The beauty was overjoyed when she saw this, she giggled crisply, and said to Ji Mingyuan in a coquettish voice, "Immortal Chief, I'm so scared, what kind of place is this?"

Ji Mingyuan was so disgusted, he thought you were the one who told me about this place, can you stop being so fake?Seeing the woman shamelessly continue rubbing back and forth, Ji Mingyuan finally couldn't hold back his anger. He shook the woman away and retreated several steps before stopping to look at the woman in horror. His posture was like a man being bullied by a bully. of a good family.

Shocked by him, the beauty screamed loudly, and then disappeared into the air.

Ji Mingyuan didn't dare to be careless, calmed down his mind, and when the woman appeared in front of him again, he returned to his original coldness, watching the woman's expression without any waves.

The beauty stomped her feet angrily at his incomprehensible appearance, and the killer weapon on her chest also trembled, and said coquettishly: "Is the fairy chief afraid that the slave family is not enough to play alone? The fairy chief will look at it now, Are you satisfied?"

Ji Mingyuan looked around and almost didn't spit out a mouthful of old blood.

In the past, a woman was enough for him to avoid like a snake and a scorpion, but now he seems to have entered a moving erotic picture.All kinds of beauties with enchanting bodies are poised at him, trying their best to seduce him.

But for Ji Mingyuan, the effect was like a lump of dung now turned into a lot of lumps, and the effect of inducing vomiting skyrocketed.Because in his opinion, these people were transformed from the old man with boogers, and the imaginary picture made him want to hit the wall!

But in the realm of absurdity, there are more than these short paragraphs?As the crimson of the plaque gradually deepened, a pink mist shrouded it, and the picture naturally became more and more absurd.

The beauty said thoughtfully: "It turns out that the immortal elder is not good at this? How about this?"

The figures of the beauties began to change again. At first they were women, some were extremely fat, some were as thin as bamboo poles, some were aunts next door, and some were young children... All of them greeted Ji Mingyuan's face as if they were on hooks. Challenge the bottom line of vision.

In the end, the beautiful girl turned into a beautiful boy, and then the foot-picking big man, the muscular man, the sissy, and the ladyboy took turns one by one.

The other party had a great time playing, and Ji Mingyuan vomited very happily.

In the end, the beauty turned back to the original bad old man, and couldn't help but sighed, "Hey, so you are X incompetent."

Ji Mingyuan retched and was out of breath, so he could only stare at the old man in a different way.

The old man was indifferent, but instead had a resentful look on his face: "You don't enjoy the blessings in the world, but why go to the fairy world to be that goddamn god! What's so good about being a god? Eating meat, drinking, and playing with beauties, you can't do anything! Practice every day. I'm going to throw up!"

After finishing speaking, before Ji Mingyuan could say anything, he finally asked: "Have you really made up your mind to become a god?"

"Think about it"

"No regrets?"

"No regrets."

The old man let out a long sigh, "Another fool."

Ji Mingyuan was completely at a loss as to what the other party meant.

The old man didn't explain, and brought Ji Mingyuan to a magnificent hall with a flick of his sleeve.Surrounded by colorful flowers, melodious fairy music, and misty clouds and mists, fairies in palace costumes flutter around with clouds, and gods stepping on colorful auspicious clouds shuttle around.

Ji Mingyuan was so excited: "This is...the fairy world!?"

The old man rolled his eyes, with bitter hatred on his face, "I haven't played enough, I'm coming back again! You say you, you say you! Why are you so determined!?"

Ji Mingyuan just ignored him. The person who was usually as cold as a block of ice is now like a child who has never seen the world, looking around curiously.

Seeing his appearance, the old man was really pleasing to the eye, and his tone couldn't help but soften a little: "You failed to cross the catastrophe, and you should have died. However, the laws of heaven in your Nine Cang Continent are too powerful, and no one has achieved the truth in the past ten thousand years. Fairy, it's really unfair. So the board of directors of the fairy world held a meeting and collectively agreed to leave a back door for you."

Ji Mingyuan was confused, and didn't understand what he meant by the board of directors and the back door, but it didn't prevent him from clearly realizing the fact that he had become a fairy, and said happily, "Thank you for your guidance!"

The old man rolled his eyes, and the other party suddenly turned into a soft bun in his eyes, which looked easy to pinch.So he shook his head solemnly and said: "Your fairy's words are wrong. Although the board of directors of the fairy world decided to give you a way out, it doesn't mean that you can become a fairy immediately. Now you can be regarded as an earth fairy at most."

Ji Mingyuan asked: "Earth Immortal?"

The old man replied in a polite manner: "The 33 heavens in the fairy world are all immortals, and the earth immortals cannot go to heaven unless they have an ultimatum from the gods."

Ji Mingyuan's expression turned ugly.

The old man said comfortingly: "However, this old man has a way to make the immortal friend become a real immortal."

"I hope the fairy friend will let you know!" Ji Mingyuan showed eagerness.

The old man said hesitantly: "This is gossip, you can't tell the second person after hearing it."

Ji Mingyuan's depressed mood improved, "I swear by the oath of the demon!"

Only then did the old man speak: "It is rumored that the youngest son of the fairy queen, Xianjun Han Zhan, was unfortunately chopped down when he passed the 99th golden fairy calamity, and now he has become a big concern of the fairy king and queen."

Ji Mingyuan didn't understand why the other party said this to him: "Why didn't the fairy king and queen send someone down to look for it?"

The old man sighed: "The only ones who can walk on the ground are earth immortals. Heavenly immortals are bound by the law of heaven and cannot stay underground for too long. But Immortal Han Zhan has lost all his cultivation. If he wants to save him to heaven again, he must first assist him." How easy is it to cultivate to the late stage of Mahayana?"

Ji Mingyuan understood: "You Xianyou mean that you want me to save him and become a fairy?"

The old man smiled slightly: "Friend Xian, would you like it?"

"Naturally willing."

Therefore, Ji Mingyuan, who had just gone to heaven and hadn't warmed up for a long time, went down to earth in a hurry after registering his immortal status.

Not long after he left, the old man walked towards his cave step by step, humming a little song with his hands behind his back.

A beautiful fairy in yellow palace attire flew towards him, if Ji Mingyuan was still here, he would definitely see that this person was the beauty that the old man imagined in the absurd world.Seeing her, the old man's expression changed, his eyes instantly glowed green, and he leaned forward shamelessly, "Fairy Xing'er, are you looking for me?"

Fairy Xing'er distanced herself from him calmly, her eyebrows fluttered, and she was charming: "I heard that the Master went to pick up the newly promoted Earth Immortal of the Nine Cang Continent? What about others?"

Many idle and boring people in the fairy world like to admire the monks from the lower realm to cross the catastrophe, and Fairy Xing'er is one of them.And that day, the situation of Ji Mingyuan's tribulation was huge, and his appearance was cold and out of the world, which naturally aroused the hearts of all the female cultivators.No, Fairy Xing'er was probably sent here to take the lead.

The old man snorted softly, "He's gone to hell."

"Ah?" Xing'er was really disappointed when she heard that.But only for a moment, the topic changed again, "Then I don't know when the Master plans to go to the cold and go to heaven? The fairy queen has mentioned this to me many times. You know, the whole fairy world can walk freely in the world. You are the only one in heaven and earth, Master Absurd."

The absurdity was flattered by his praise, and he said with a smile: "I will not be in charge of this matter from now on, the fairy should report to the fairy queen, and say that the newly promoted earth fairy of the Nine Cang Continent has already taken over this job."

Xing'er was stunned, "He? He's just a newly promoted Earth Immortal. If something happens, who can take the responsibility?"

"Don't worry, the old man will help to watch." Lu Tang stroked his beard and said with a shy smile, "It's rare for Fairy Xing'er to come, why don't you talk to me about your ideals in life?"

Xing'er smiled dryly, "No, the fairy queen told me to go back early, since I'm fine, then I'll go."

After all, without waiting for the absurd response, he floated away on the auspicious clouds, as if he was afraid of avoiding it.

The absurd and regretful smacked his lips, shook his head and walked into the cave, "The world laughed at me for being crazy, and I laughed at the world for not being able to see through it! Ah, not seeing through it!"