The one who stole is you GL

Although she doesn't like to cause trouble, she is worried that she has nowhere to vent.She was the one who borrowed alcohol to relieve her sorrows, and she was the one who took people as targets, but it was others who felt uncomfortable. After finishing the calculation, Yu Man looked at the few people in front of him who exuded obscenity from beginning to end, I came to a conclusion in my mind: This fight has to be fought!

Shan Yeling's big eyes were refreshing, and the corners of her lips curled up evilly made the guys on the opposite side who had never seen the world flustered for a while.This is the rhythm, just right!

She glanced at another unopened pack of playing cards on the table, picked it up with an idea, and slid quickly to Yu Man's side in the next second, and began to tear the outer packaging of the card leisurely.Tilting her head slightly, she leaned close to Yu Man's ear, and her voice was neither loud nor low, but extremely vile: "Have you ever played with throwing paper?"

Annoying heat came from his ears, Yu Man moved slightly away from Shan Yeling, glanced at Shan Yeling's half-damp clothes from the corner of his eyes, "Don't come near me!"

"Tch..." It really is the eldest lady's fault!

The few people on the opposite side probably have never seen them so arrogant. The superiority in numbers makes them inexplicably confident, and their companions are smashed and injured, which makes them annoyed.Shan Yeling threw the card box casually, handed half of the brand new cards to Yu Man, and said with a smile: "Bibi, please eat if you lose." The comparison is self-confidence, since she is penniless anyway, she is not afraid Be missed.

Yu Man, who took the cards, was acquiescing to the game. She tentatively rubbed her fingertips with the thin side of the cards, "Haidilao on East Avenue, you will be deducted from your salary if you lose."

"Damn!" Shan Yeling couldn't help but swear.This woman of feelings is sure that she has no money, so she deducts it from her salary!What about Haidilao, one meal is half a month's wages, what a joke.

Just when he was about to put the matter in front of him aside, Shan Yeling wanted to renegotiate the bet with Yu Man with a face of reluctance, and blamed a certain ignorant guy who couldn't hold back and rushed forward so loudly , Said to fight them to the death.Shan Yeling didn't have time to react, so she gave Yu Man an advantage on the spot.

I saw Yu Man holding the card between her two fingers, and shot it out quickly following the swing of her arm, instantly turning into a very sharp dart. When it passed by the side of the man, a straight line was drawn on the cuff of the t-shirt The gap did not hurt the skin at all.

Shan Yeling gritted her teeth angrily, and didn't bother to complain about Yu Man's cheating, so she threw out two pieces and cut the man's other sleeve with two cuts, which were deeper than Yu Man's, but they didn't touch the skin.She turned her head to Yu Man and raised her eyebrows triumphantly, signaling: You still have time to admit defeat.

Yu Manhuo has never learned how to write the word "admit defeat" in half her life. She glanced at Shan Yeling gloomyly, and her fighting spirit was completely aroused by her. The target in front of her suddenly changed from one to six, as if to vent. Throwing out the 'sharp weapons' in their hands one after another.

Shan Yeling was also not to be outdone, and what was supposed to be a good fight against evil immediately turned into a competition between two women, which only scared the guys in front of them who were still arrogant just now, so they didn't even dare to move Standing still, he was afraid that if the two of them slipped their hands, they would be bloodletted.One of the guys even had a weird water stain on his pants, probably peeing out of fear.

This competition ended in consuming all the playing cards in the store. If it weren't for Princess Yuman's terminal illness, Shan Yeling would have almost picked up the pieces of paper on the ground and reused them.As for the six victims, the image at this moment can be imagined.

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"I would like to accept the bet, Haidilao on East Street, please." Shan Yeling moved his overactive arms while walking, reminding Yu Man of the bet between them with great interest.

Yu Man's face was sullen and he didn't speak.Thinking about the fact that she lost a sum of money in Guan Xiaomin's shop just now, this woman's face was taken for granted, but why should she be said to have lost, because the man had a dazzling red hair on her body? Long birthmark? !

Seeing that she was silent and just walking around, Shan Yeling thought she was trying to renege on the debt, "Hey, you don't know how to talk, does it count? You made this condition, and you ignored me even if I wanted to negotiate."

"..." Of course she admitted that she lost, but... "That's a birthmark, I didn't scratch it, so you can't see it?!" She said anxiously.

"No way, you use such stupid excuses?" Shan Yeling didn't admit it at all, pretending to be in a dispute and assured: "How could such a coincidence happen? Don't worry, I won't laugh at you, It's just scratched, and there is no bleeding." But in his heart, Shan Yeling had already given 32 likes to that person's birthmark.

Yu Man couldn't help but regret it, and he had a headache.He shouldn't have let that person go just now!They should have pulled Shan Yeling in front of that person, and let him have a good look at it!She shouldn't be thinking about the 'inside her thighs are inconvenient to see' thing!

"Eh? Just one meal, why are you so troubled?" Shan Yeling poked her shoulder again.

"...Go and drive!" Yu Man gritted his teeth and squeezed out two words from between his teeth.Isn't it just a meal, she can afford it!Save this woman chattering endlessly, treating the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain!

"Okay!" Shanye Lingle couldn't open his eyes, and responded obediently when he got a bargain.Unfortunately, as soon as she took a step, a text message rang again. She froze in her smile, and took out her phone when she got to the side of the car.

Cheng Xia: Where are you?

"It's your girlfriend again? Is she so worried about you?" Yu Man came up from behind and looked into Shan Yeling's eyes very unkindly.

Shan Yeling pursed her lips, put the phone away, and smiled mischievously, "That's right, the little bird depends on you." If Cheng Xia heard these words, he would be serving you with a guillotine!

Yu Man frowned again, "You didn't say in your introduction that you have a girlfriend."

"You didn't ask either." Shan Yeling replied, really not quite clear what Yu Man was angry about.

"...You, like women?" So she paused and changed the way of asking.

Shan Yeling nodded, and generously admitted: "Yes." She smiled, and she replied unscrupulously: "What are you? Are you still yearning for Prince Charming? Ha, ha... cough cough." She forgot Man is not someone who can be provoked casually.

Yu Man just stared at her with a dark face, until the inappropriate smile on Shan Yeling's face faded away before turning away slightly.It's funny to say that even she herself is not sure whether she likes a man or a woman, but just those two unhappy love experiences are enough to make her stay away from men.On the contrary, when she sees a woman, she has the urge to approach her even more.Just like when she saw Shan Yeling in her car for the first time, she was actually happy in her heart.

"That," the atmosphere suddenly quieted down, Shan Yeling scratched her head in embarrassment, and made a hole in the silence, "She..." She pointed to the phone, and then said: "Maybe there is something urgent for me to go back , then what’s the point, how about next time?”

"Let you go back? Are you living together?"

Surprised by the important points that Yu Man grasped, Shan Yeling suddenly had a black line, "Occasionally, occasionally come to play."

Yu Man seemed to breathe a sigh of relief again, and said firmly, "It's just one meal, and we won't wait until it's over."

"Let's negotiate, how about eating a cheaper one another day, such as 'Jazz' on West Street?"

Good idea!That steak is not at all cheaper than Haidilao!Yu Man twitched the corner of his mouth, "A basket of soup dumplings on South Street."

"Deal!" After thinking about it, although the transition from Haidilao to Tangbao was really painful, but Cheng Xia pressed her hard, Shan Yeling agreed with the final word.

Yu Man was suddenly relieved, Shan Yeling must not have known that the soup dumpling was big, but the cage was small, and there was only one cage.Definitely enough for her to get between her teeth!

-

"Where are you, aren't you at home?!" As soon as the phone was connected, Shan Yeling heard Cheng Xia's angry voice in a bad tone on the other end of the phone, as if the saliva could penetrate the phone and smear her face, Shan Yeling immediately Take the mobile phone farther away for the conditional launch.

"I'm on the top floor."

"Of course I know you're on the top floor, your house is on the top floor, I've always known that, okay?!"

So angry?Shan Yeling was a little confused, "Uh, it's the roof, the roof." She could even hear Cheng Xia rummaging through the window of the balcony, as if she wanted to dig three feet into the ground to dig her up. come out.Please, there are layers of shoe cabinets, how could she hide in them?

Then Cheng Xia finally locked her target on the balcony. She leaned on the railing and looked up, and she saw Shan Yeling's little foot stretched out and swaying at will.

"You have a roof in this broken tube building? Where did you get up?" Cheng Xia was a little surprised.

Shan Yeling wrapped her hands around one bent leg, and the other leg was still swaying leisurely. She rolled her eyes, "What kind of roof, this is the roof of a building, turned up."

Then Cheng Xia cursed in a low voice, "Come down, I have something to ask you!" She bit down on the word 'good', grinding her teeth as if she could eat people.

Shan Yeling really didn't know how he offended her, but just seeing Cheng Xia's posture, she would never be so stupid as to throw herself into a trap!So facing downstairs, she said: "If you have something to say, just say it, I'm afraid you won't be able to hold back when you see me!"

"Fart!" The woman was smart enough, Cheng Xia looked back at the messy room, "Wait!"

Shan Yeling thought to herself that she was not stupid, Cheng Xia told her to wait, she definitely couldn't just wait obediently.She got up quickly, not caring about patting the dust on her buttocks, and ran in another direction, planning to escape.Unexpectedly, after running a few steps, he met Cheng Xia who happened to turn over from the other side.

Cheng Xia put away the rope, clapped her hands, then stared at Shan Yeling eagerly, and signaled: Run if you have the ability!

Shan Yeling bit her lip, knowing that she couldn't run away this time, she simply found a clean place to sit down in frustration: "Just talk about something, don't be scary." She really couldn't stand Cheng Xia frighten.

"You have nothing to explain?" Cheng Xia asked without saying anything.

Shan Yeling looked at her in confusion, her mind was running fast, trying to find something that would make Yu Man unhappy.Just thinking about it later, she couldn't sit still anymore, she blinked guiltyly, she didn't dare to ask but she had to ask tentatively: "You, you don't know, do you?"

Cheng Xia couldn't help sneering, "You know how to be afraid! Going to work under Yu Man, are you too worried that she won't be able to find you!"

"I'm not..."

"Fart!" Cheng Xia was furious, and uncontrollably uttered foul words one after another, but it was a pity that there was only one word in cursing.

Shan Yeling lowered her head and pointed at her fingers aggrieved, and murmured in a half coquettish voice: "...I haven't said that yet, it's so vicious..."