zodiac cute travel notes

The word "go back" seemed to hit Jade's g-spot, he jumped up and shouted, "Why the hell don't I want to go back! I've been thinking about it for almost 1000 years, okay?"

Fei Cui was a little mad, "This place is so fucking evil, do you know how stupid those people are, they let me do a white job for 1000 years, and now I have to continue to do it! Check it every day! Check your sister Ah! I used to run a company, so I hate the investigation from above! Is it easy for me to steal a tax!"

"Besides, I just made a girlfriend who is as beautiful as a flower, and everything is ruined after wearing it. I haven't even held her little hand yet!"

"Eh..." Miaomiao was stunned by Jade. He never thought that such a gentle and handsome dragon would live in a rough man who made complaints about him!

Without waiting for Miaomiao to say anything, Fei Cui continued excitedly: "Also, what the hell did they name me! Fei Cui?! Fei Cui, your sister! This must be a maid's name! Every time someone calls me Fei Cui My lord, I want to die, the gods and beasts of other countries are also treated the same, this jewelry and that jewelry, can they be more vulgar! Have you never seen gold, silver and jewelry in eight lifetimes?!"

"You... don't get excited." Miaomiao comforted weakly.

"Why am I not excited, you wouldn't be excited?!" Fei Cui couldn't calm down at all.

"Eh... there are still benefits, for example, you can live for many years!" Miaomiao finally found a reason.

This sentence hit Jade's g-spot again.

"Damn it, then I'd rather go back to the days when I lived for a hundred years. What kind of life do you think I've lived for so long? No girlfriend, no vacation, almost no entertainment, irregular working hours, basically To keep being on call, tell me, can I still live a good life?! My few things don’t help me at all, okay? Work, work, and work every day. I heard that the beast will eventually die. Died of exhaustion, but I should be an exception, because I must be exhausted!"

Miaomiao felt that Fei Cui was going crazy, he was completely shocked, and all the sadness just now was wiped away.

Miao Miao decided to change the subject, um, let’s talk about love, this shouldn’t be a problem, right? "You look so good-looking, why don't you have a girlfriend?" It doesn't make sense.

But this sentence still hit Jade's g-spot, and his mood that had just calmed down began to boil again, "Fuck, do you think I don't want to, but think about it carefully, I can live for so long, how can ordinary people treat me like this?" Talk? No one is willing! Well, let me find a monster head office, right? The result is still useless. I have been looking for many years, and there are all kinds of monsters. Fuck, everyone is afraid of me to death, not afraid of me My IQ is worrying, and I can’t change form at all. I want to use it! The last choice is to find a monk, but it looks like an aunt or an old lady. Basically, they look younger than me by many years. Few of them are good-looking, do you think I can make do with it?!"

"...I can't." Meow Miao said cautiously, he decided to say less, because he was afraid of stepping on Emerald's thunder if he talked too much.

"That's it, now you know why I don't have a date, right?" Jade sat down and drank tea again.

Meow Meow囧囧 has a god, it is really not easy to be a dragon.

"Oh, by the way, what's your name?" Fei Cui remembered that he still didn't know the name of the cat in front of him.

"My name is Lin Miaomiao, you can just call me Miaomiao."

"Is it a new name after arriving here?"

"No, it's the previous name."

"Hahaha, I finally know why you are so unlucky to wear a cat, your parents tricked you!" Jade was overjoyed.

"..." Miaomiao was angry.

The atmosphere after that was better. One dragon and one cat chatted very happily. From the original world to the present world, it was very speculative.

"Actually, my family had a cat before, but it was a white one named Mimi." Fei Cui recalled that he had a very good memory, and he still remembered it clearly after 1000 years. You're pretty good too!"

Miaomiao was in a hurry: "You can't let me match up with your domestic cat. If she is also a monster, I can wait for her to transform, but the question is, is she a monster?"

Fei Cui said strangely: "But you are also a cat now, what's wrong with it, my Mimi is so cute, she is snow white, my mother raises her like a daughter."

"I can take shape, okay?" Meow Miao said angrily.

"..." Fei Cui looked meow up and down for a while, "Really? But I heard that all cats cannot transform."

"Then do you think I'm an ordinary cat? You still say that cats can't talk, but can't I also talk?" Miaomiao defended herself, "I have a good foundation!"

"Then why don't you change your form, do you like the way you are now?" Fei Cui didn't quite understand now.

"Ghosts like it!" This is Miaomiao's heart thorn, "I don't want to, there was an accident before, and I returned to my original shape. It has been several months..."

"Is it because of insufficient spiritual power?" Jade guessed.

"Maybe." Meow Meow hesitated.

Fei Cui comforted: "It's okay, you are not like me, as long as you practice hard, your spiritual power will always increase slowly, and one day you will be able to transform again. Anyway, you are now a demon, and you have plenty of time."

"Ah."

The two of them chatted enthusiastically here, and the others on the side had been dumbfounded for a long time.

What are Miaomiao and Master Jade doing, why do they not understand at all?

First of all, the picture in the mirror, not to mention the strange clothes of the people inside, the most important thing is that they have never seen the unexpected scenery before, whether it is a house or other, they can't tell where the scenery is.

Then there was the content of the two people's chat, which they couldn't understand at all, wear?moron?company?IQ?Wait, wait, who will explain to them, what are they talking about?

Lu Yu couldn't figure it out, let alone the other two little monsters.

Lu Yu always felt that he was the person who knew Miaomiao best, but now he couldn't get involved in the conversation between those two people. This feeling was really bad.

What happened to Miaomiao during the years when Miaomiao left him?And why are they talking about things I have never heard of or seen before? This is unreasonable!

Lu Yu was extremely distressed.

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