Brother is a sea monster, swollen and touched? !

On the same sofa chair, the warm brothers share meal time.

During the meal, the two brothers talked and laughed at Yan Yan, and shared a cup of wine. You feed me a mouthful of Huadiao fish and I will grab a piece of grouse chicken. A discussion of soul and life, from then on the two brothers have a very close relationship, like a squid and a radish, lingering inseparable...

Li Erjun said: I dreamed of you!

The actual situation in the study is actually like this, Li Er is holding his porridge with a few small pieces of fish meat sprinkled with chopped green onions, looking at the tender Huadiao fish on Li Yun's chopsticks, drooling fiercely.

Return his days of eating big pieces of meat and drinking soup in big bowls!

"Want to eat?" Li Xun asked with squinting eyes, his brother's thoughts were easy to guess.

"Think about it, brother, I can't think about it any more!" Li Er nodded fiercely, moving his buttocks three centimeters sideways every time he twisted, and approached Li Xun.

Li Xun threw the fruit after dinner to him.

With a bitter face, Li Er pushed the banana back, "I already have a banana here, bro, you should eat your banana yourself."

As soon as he finished these few sentences, he was embarrassed. These few sentences sound very different...

Li Xun put the Huadiao fish meat in his mouth to chew, and after he swallowed it completely, he said: "Last night you made two banana jokes, I thought you liked eating bananas."

"Hey brother, I told you a banana joke, can I share that plate of chicken?"

Li Xun originally wanted to refuse, he had no interest in banana jokes at all, but seeing his younger brother's reincarnated starvation appearance made him sick, and then he thought, well, just deal with it and listen to a ghost joke, Then there is a reason to reward him with meat.

"Say it."

Li Er cleared his throat, "Well, Xiao Ming went to attend the lecture on adult hygiene, and the assistant of the lecturer gave everyone a banana. Give everyone a condom, and by the time he learns that the bananas are used to practice condoms, all he has left is the banana peel, which has been reused in the previous two lectures."

"..." Li Yun was speechless, and pushed the chicken plate in front of him, and even insisted on giving the bananas to his younger brother. He would tell the housekeeper later that he would not see any bananas in this house within three years.

"Brother, I love you!" There was only a slit in Li Er's happy eyes.

Li Xun observed silently, a little chicken and a banana actually made his younger brother so happy, it was really unattainable.

Moreover, he has no integrity, shows love to others casually, and is ashamed to be a descendant of leaving home.

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Because Hou Xiaoshan didn't show any sign of waking up, the members of the Astronomical Club couldn't be happier, and the meteor shower event scheduled tonight was also cancelled.

The good weather on the island is gone, the sky is dark, and the sky is covered by large clouds. Compared with last night, there is a world of difference.

Members stayed in the lobby in twos and threes, chatting, playing cards, or playing mobile games. Strangely, since last night, the island has no longer received network signals. According to the housekeeper, it is due to the weather.

"No." Cai Mingrong decided, "Hou Xiaoshan still won't wake up tomorrow morning. We must take him away and go to the well-equipped large hospital in Haigang City for an examination. It is reasonable and we should inform his family of this situation."

Zou Yilin asked worriedly, "How do you explain to his parents that he fell into a coma because he met a mermaid?"

"When you meet a mermaid, a bewitched person, or an unacceptable person, which one do you think you'll believe?" Cai Mingrong asked.

You don’t even need to think about it. If you meet a mermaid, Hou Xiaoshan’s mother must think that all the members of the Astronomical Society are lying. It's more scientific.

Li Er, who was pretending to be bored and listening, has never heard any reliable information, such as how the mermaid appeared, or why the mermaid ignored beautiful women and found a handsome man like Hou Xiaoshan instead?

It's unbelievable, isn't attacking/looting/holding a beautiful woman the first action option after the monster goes berserk?Even the gorilla known as King Kong knows how to take beautiful women as hostages and climb the Empire State Building.

Brother Li Er, you have completely ignored it, and the beauty also happens to come to the big aunt.

In other words, student Hou Xiaoshan really fell into the hands of his aunt, and when he asked this tragic fact from the mouth of the mermaid several years later, the whole person Orz...

And now the man who was dragged by his aunt is still unconsciously lying on the bed, unaware that a man has sneaked in and is opening his eyes wide, trying to see a flower from him.

Naturally, it was the younger brother Li Er. He was always curious about what the cheap brother said to the doctor, so he wanted to see what the mermaid marked Hou Xiaoshan.

Hou Xiaoshan is lying on the bed, breathing steadily, sleeping dignifiedly, he is a sleeping beauty, except for a slight bruise under his eyes, but our younger brother Li Er is inexperienced, so we don't know the reason for the bruise is because he was kidnapped by a mermaid Overindulged.

Li Er touched him, looked at him, and secretly unbuttoned his clothes to look at his body. He couldn't find any marks at all, but saw a bead chain made of small green beads hanging on his right wrist. They are about the size of real pearls, and most of them are irregular.

The string of beads was firmly clasped on Hou Xiaoshan's wrist, as if it had taken root, and he couldn't get it off no matter what.

Except for the first time when Li Er was confused by Gong Chanjuan's beauty, he didn't care about this person at all. After that, he spent a lot of time observing this person. In his impression, Hou Xiaoshan was a person who didn't pay much attention to dressing up, except for a seal on his left wrist. Apart from the Mickey Mouse cartoon watch, there are no other accessories on his body. The bead chain on his right hand is completely out of his style.

Is this the teardrops of the sea?

Is this the mark?

Li Er began to fall into a series of imaginations. First, what is the purpose of the mermaid marking Hou Xiaoshan?

In order not to mistake the food?

In other words, the mermaid will not bite anyone without discrimination, he only eats the food he likes, so before Hou Xiaoshan is eaten, the lives of other people on the island are safe!

Li Er felt that he had found the truth, looking back at the sleeping Hou Xiaoshan at this time, he couldn't help feeling compassionate.

Swollen, do you really want to sacrifice this young man to give others a chance to escape?

Concubines can't do it!

find a way to find a way...

"Young master." The housekeeper also came in at some point, and when the young master was thinking about something, his expression changed, which was really funny.

Always maintain such innocence, young master~~

Li Er was so frightened by the housekeeper's sudden sound that his soul almost flew away. He called, "You, you, what are you doing here?"

"Of course it is to look at the situation of Hou Xiaoshan." The butler said seriously, "A responsible butler is to make sure that the owner and guests in the house are treated well and in line with their status. But what is the young master doing here?"

"I, I'm also worried about brother Xiaoshan, wondering if he's awake."

The butler frowned, he felt Hou Xiaoshan's pulse, and lowered his head to listen to his heartbeat. The sleeping guests were obviously troublesome for a conscientious butler like him.

"It's really intriguing..." the butler pondered.

Li Er leaned closer, "So you can't figure out what's wrong with him?"

"Master, I am a housekeeper, not a doctor."

"Then what are you touching?"

"I can't figure out what's wrong with him, but at least I can know whether he's dead or alive."

"What if you die?" Lier asked.

"If you die, go through the procedure quickly." The butler said businesslike, "There is no big freezer in the house, so we can only borrow from the fish village to store the corpse, and then send a fishing boat to leave the island and report the case to Haigang City."

So the butler, are you just here to see if he is dead?Really conscientious.

The author has something to say:

Li Er's younger brother said: One banana per person, don't grab it. .

Brother Li Yun said: My bananas are my brother's bananas.

The housekeeper said: Everyone goes to their own house, and each finds his own banana.

Hou Xiaoshan: zzZ~~