Brother is a sea monster, swollen and touched? !

"...You are not yet full, so you shouldn't look at this kind of thing." Li Xun lowered his face.

His heart was turbulent, but Li Er didn't know what expression to make, he could only say dumbly: "...Then, brother, help me put it away."

Li Xun didn't seem to expect his younger brother to be so calm. After a few seconds of silence, he nodded, "Well, I will pay you back when you are full."

"Thank you brother." Li Er said, "I, I feel dizzy again, go back and sleep."

Without waiting for any follow-up from Li Ye, he turned around stiffly, pretending that nothing had happened, and walked towards the door of the house, without realizing that he was walking hand in hand.

Li Xun was speechless with the butler for a long time, and it turns out that even walking can show an incomparably stupid appearance.

"Did you give him the magazine?" Li Xun asked.

"Young master asks, and I will provide a good enlightenment reading."

"...Speaking of which, your estrus period is coming soon, so don't cause trouble to the people in the house."

"Eldest young master, you are about to change your skin, don't scare young young master, he is an ordinary person."

"I still feel that something is wrong with him." Rolling up the magazine, Li Xun said, "When I saw me before, I couldn't even speak, but now I am much bolder."

He even dared to meet his eyes, those little eyes were really... Li Xun wanted to find an appropriate word to describe... stupid.

The butler rubbed his chin, "You can hit the young master on the head again, maybe the personality will change back again, the premise is that you, the young master, prefer the personality of the young master before."

Li Xun glanced at him, "He's more interesting now."

The butler silently put the drawn bat back behind his back.

"Observe for a few more days, if he is harmful, deal with it."

"He's your real brother." The housekeeper reminded, "Even if he wasn't born by the same mother..."

"I said before, I hate things beyond my control." Li Yun's eyes darkened, "I have a hunch that the current him will cause me trouble."

The butler rolled his eyes, "Speaking of troubles, Miss Gong and her group are really troublesome. If you choose Rangxia Bay for stargazing, I'm afraid you're still interested in mermaid legends...Really, mermaids are not a good thing."

"Little girls' minds are always romantic, which makes them ignore the potential dangers that mermaids may bring. At night..." Li Xun said, "You go and keep an eye on those students, and don't allow them to cause any trouble."

"You all know that my estrus is coming, and you still send me on a mission, it's cruel."

"You first met me?"

"Yes." The butler answered with a pouted mouth. I curse you, young master. Sooner or later, someone will pinch your weakness.

Many years later, someone gave the butler a title, called the Iron Mouth Butler, and what he said, good or bad, made those around him mad.

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In other words, Li Er, who walked back to the room with the same hands and feet, put the PLAYBOY incident behind him, lying on the bed, thinking about tonight's affairs wholeheartedly.

Although he has helped Brother Cheap to turn down the invitation to stargazing at night, everyone knows the famous Murphy's Law──

Wherever things can go wrong, they will go wrong.

Besides, what he is staying now is the world in the novel. The author can be said to be the creator of this world. He came out of nowhere and wanted to reverse the established plot. This is tantamount to going against the way of heaven established by the Creator God Inverse, so he was worried about other incidents, so Brother Cheap followed him to watch the stars.

Therefore, he must keep an eye on his brother tonight and prevent people from going out.

Finally, in the evening, he stood at the door and watched the members leave with stargazing equipment and barbecue utensils. On the surface, he was reluctant to part, as if I really wanted to go, but I was injured and couldn’t go, so pitiful In fact, he just wanted to confirm with his own eyes that the members of the Astronomical Club did not bring his cheap brother with him.

Then it's meal time.

Li Er was starving, how could he be full with the bowl of porridge at noon?If he hadn't sneaked into the kitchen in the afternoon and found a piece of ham in the freezer and gnawed on it, how would he have the strength to come out now?

Be sure to communicate his needs to the housekeeper.

The dining table was much deserted, only him and Brother Cheap, Li Er looked at the salty porridge with a few extra pieces of lean meat and minced celery, and at the steamed flounder and sea cucumber with crab meat in front of Li Er, his little eyes dripped with resentment coming.

Don’t think he didn’t see how the chef cooks the sea cucumber with crab meat. There are a lot of shredded bamboo shoots, shredded mushrooms, and shredded green onions, as well as the flounder. It's so delicious. I wanted to say that he would definitely have dinner, but I didn't expect, meat, you don't belong to me~~

The world treats the wounded in such a, un, human, way!

"At least fry me a poached egg, how can such a bowl of porridge survive such a long night?" He still begged the butler.

"Are you going to stay up at night?" Li Zun asked abruptly.

"Yeah, I..." Li Er hurriedly laughed, "No, brother, I sleep too much during the day, I'm afraid of insomnia at night, that, get ready."

Can Zhongmo express his intention to guard the door of his brother's room at night?

Li Xun stared at him for a long while, and his younger brother broke out in a cold sweat. Could it be that the other party guessed his thoughts?

Elegantly forked the fast fish and put it into the mouth, chewed a few mouthfuls, then Li Ye said: "You are still young, it is normal that you cannot fall asleep due to the influence of adult magazines."

Li Erpu sprayed the porridge all over the table.

Me, me, me, although this shell is only 17 years old, but the inner soul is already mature, very mature!Cang, Jing, Sora~~ Which of my sister's works is not familiar!

However, Li Xun's expression changed immediately, he had a slight obsession with cleanliness, how could he tolerate the porridge sprayed by someone on the dining table, put down the tableware, got up and left.

Li Er: I'm not angry at being misunderstood by you, what are you angry about? !

The housekeeper added insult to injury, "Hehe, the eldest young master hates other people's misbehavior at the dinner table the most. Tell me, how can you appease the young master?"

At this moment, Li Er's mind was all muddled up, and his mind kept playing in a loop: anger the big boss → the boss turned into a sea monster → the sea monster grabbed him → ripped apart his body → pain → was swallowed → Gameover...

Oh no! 〈Erkang hand〉

He jumped up with a swish, and shouted hoarsely, "Brother! Brother hello!"

Li Xun, who was about to walk out of the dining room, was abruptly stopped by the horrifying shout that was comparable to a horror movie. He turned around with a frown, and the wind came towards him, and then he was thrown back by a dog-like creature. Step, the waist was hugged tightly again.

The dog-like creature was grabbing the injured head and slamming into Li Xun's stomach, Li Xun was so dazzled that he thought he saw the big hairy tail on his younger brother's buttocks, wagging desperately.

"Brother, brother, brother!" Because it is very important, you must say it three times, "I didn't mean it!"

"Let go." Li Ye said coldly, he didn't like being close to people.

"If you don't forgive me, I won't let you go." For the sake of his own life, Li Er even used Sarai's efforts.

Li Xun's face was gloomy like the thick black clouds before a storm, don't think he didn't know that his younger brother was taking the opportunity to wipe his greasy mouth with his silk shirt.

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In this chapter, my brother has more scenes~~

Brother Li Er, counterattack!