Brother is a sea monster, swollen and touched? !

Li Er froze, Boss, are you cheating?How do you know what I know?What I know should not be what you know, you are just an important character in a book and in the end you will be killed by the hero and heroine, but I will never tell you the tragic truth!

Let's change the subject first!

"...Brother, I sing very well, can I sing it to you?" He opened his voice and howled, "It's all your fault, you fell in love with me so easily~~"

Ugly!Li Xun thought, it turns out that this is what incompleteness of tone refers to.

In fact, people with tone deafness will never know that they are tone deaf. Such people also love to sing to express themselves, so Li Er continued to sing: "I admit that it's all the fault of the moon, the moonlight is so beautiful~~"

A roar came from a distance, and even the husky who guarded the gate started to howl, as if he had finally found his bosom friend.

The irritable feeling in Li Yun's heart gradually calmed down, and then he realized a fact.

Few people can stay by his side for 3 minutes. Even if they survive, they always have an expression of wanting to run away, and Li Er used to be the same.

It's a surprise that Li Er can tell jokes and sing songs to him now.

Probably because he was being stupid.

"It's ugly," he said.

"Xiaobai is a dog, don't be as knowledgeable as him, I will sing another song." Li Er opened his throat and sang again: "My lover, I love you, I believe I am the girl of your dreams~~"

"I mean, you can't sing well." Li Xun felt a headache and rubbed his forehead.

Li Er got angry, "You must be honest, brother, how can you say something against your will just to drive me away? Forget it, let me tell you a joke: Once upon a time there was a banana who had a violent fight with Apple when he went out. , and then went home to sleep, and was kicked out by his wife the next morning, and his wife said angrily: Don’t think that you can pretend to be my husband because of the same shape, you stinky eggplant!”

Li Xun: ...

Li Er felt that the fingers pinched on the back of his neck tended to loosen, and he continued to say proudly, "Agent Gherkin received a mission to get mixed up with a bunch of bananas. The banana boss asked: Why are you green?" Agent Gherkin said , because I was beaten black and blue by an apple just now. The banana boss asked again: Then why are you so hard all over? The little cucumber agent said: Because I was injured, I applied a layer of Indian god oil. Then the banana boss happily put him to a widow."

Li Xun: ...

Li Er was about to tell his third banana joke when Li Xun suddenly turned off the light.

"sleep."

He didn't want to sacrifice his sleep to listen to those banana cucumber jokes that he didn't know where the joke was.

It was dark right now, and Li Er smiled secretly, no matter how hard and rogue the process was, he had finally achieved his goal, he would not close his eyes to sleep tonight, he would keep an eye on Big Brother Cheap, and never let him step out of the room.

The hero and the heroine mainly fall in love, just fall in love, as long as you don't lose his life.

In less than 5 minutes, the little snoring started.

Li Xun, who was dozing off, opened his eyes. He could see at night. Looking at his younger brother who was still clutching his arms even when he was asleep, countless thoughts flashed through his mind.

This brother is really weird.

All this weird behavior, so why?

Want to control your actions?Heh, if that's the case, I'm really overwhelmed.

After thinking for a while, his attention shifted to under the quilt. Inside the quilt, the stupid brother was only wearing a pair of underwear. Since he was sleeping on his side, his waistline formed a beautiful arc.

Li Xun curiously squeezed the opponent's waist, feeling the warmth was very comfortable, he moved further downstream, his body was obviously thinner than his own, but the buttocks were surprisingly tight.

He pursed his lips, but didn't take back his hand, thinking that such a small body would make him rest his hand while sleeping.

Anyway, his younger brother's stupid appearance does not arouse his disgust. On the contrary, his feminine appearance gives people a cat-like nostalgia when he is asleep, and he is extremely obedient.

The little snoring arouses the desire of others to sleep with him.

Closing his eyes, Li Xun also fell asleep.

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Rangxia Bay faces northeast, and there are coral reef barriers on the left and right sides. , and always maintain its most original style.

Today, the members of the Astronomical Club have brought rare popularity to this beach. In addition to the pre-booked barbecue activities, everyone also prepared their own stargazing equipment, such as luminous constellation plates, binoculars, astronomical telescopes, etc. Yes, the president Cai Mingrong also seized the opportunity to show off his new fully mechanical SLR camera to the members, praising it as durable and sturdy, suitable for all kinds of weather and terrain, with multiple lenses that can be changed to a large zoom and so on.

Come on, are you here for stargazing or camera show?

If you want to watch the Perseid meteor shower, you just need to lie down in an open place, facing the northeast, and you can watch it with the naked eye, while the tide is bursting, the sticky and salty sea breeze is mixed with the smell of meat, and the flickering fire makes the summer bend There is a summer night style that is different from the past.

The heroine of this book, Gong Chanjuan, is more active in grilling meat than anyone else in order to gain extra points in front of her admiring classmates. She has already been assigned to Hou Xiaoshan's group with the help of the vice president Zou Yilin and several other female members. .

Yes, most of the female members are willing to help match the couple. Gong Chanjuan's conditions are really good, and they think they can't compete. In addition, although Hou Xiaoshan is handsome and has a good personality, he is too boring and busy. They are not Gong Chanjuan's kind of girls who yearn for pure love. They don't want a boyfriend who is busy working and studying every day, and can't even make time for dating.

Besides, their natural desire to gossip and gloat makes them consciously or unintentionally promote the confession at night. A rich girl dumps her elegant and rich fiancé for a poor man. How carefree the blood is! !

The scene where the poor boy and the rich boy rob women is comparable to Gong Dou!

The rich son will definitely point to the poor boy's nose and say: Bitch is hypocritical!

If the rich son becomes interested in other people because of a broken relationship, they can!

Among them, the two hidden rotten girls thought to themselves: It would be even better if the two love rivals saw each other right!

Hurry up and ask for the ending!

The author has something to say:

In this way, the younger brother was eaten with little tofu.

My brother said that it tastes pretty good, and I will keep it for future eating.