My cat has the throne

Discuss getting up late on Sunday morning.

When he got up, Daju was still awake, and the pillow was stained with water.Discuss the first reaction is not that a sperm cat can also wet the bed, but that it is crying?

The dream last night was too real. From the perspective of a bystander, he felt that the eldest prince was too pitiful. He still couldn't help it. Seeing the water stains directly associated him with tears.

Shang was amazed by his own imagination, able to fabricate such a tragic and reasonable life experience. The eldest prince in the dream was born in an earthquake, and his parents thought it was an ominous evil star. He was raised in the capital until he was eight years old, and he was sent to I went to a remote fiefdom.

Good guy, the fief is still Shuzhou, isn't that place more prone to earthquakes?In this way, even if the evil star jumped into the Yellow River, he would not be able to wash away.

The father doesn't love the mother, the brothers are sneering and sarcastic, and there is a fellow brother, Xiao Fuxing, as the control group, discussing and expressing deep sympathy for the situation of the eldest prince.

Discussion usually wakes up naturally at seven o'clock, because this dream didn't get up until eight o'clock to wash up. Fortunately, he had nothing to do on Sunday. When he was standing in the bathroom brushing his teeth, Daju squatted on the sink, tentatively fiddled with the faucet with his left paw.Didn't you say that cats are afraid of water?It played very well.

Shangqian suddenly increased the water flow in a vicious manner, the cat's paw was jerked by the violent water jet, Daju's plump body swayed, almost fell off the sink, Shangqian caught it in time.Daju was in shock, and meowed at him non-stop.

"Haha, you are so cute... What's wrong with your paw!" Discussing eyes fell on Daju's right paw, the wound was obviously treated yesterday, and the white sleeve was red again, "Did I hurt you? I'm sorry ah!"

Shangqian hurriedly spit out the foam in his mouth, put on his clothes, and took Daju to Zhou Ye's pet shop.

Shangqian rode a small e-donkey, pulling the speed to the maximum, the spring breeze brushed the broken hair by his ears with the fragrance of flowers, Daju looked up at Shangqian, his eyes were a little wet.

After Zhou Ye's inspection, it was found that Daju's wound was indeed cracked, but the problem was not serious, just apply some medicine and keep the wound from getting infected.

Looking at Daju with wet eyes, he pursed his lips in discussion, he inexplicably connected Daju with the eldest prince in his dream, both of them hurt his right hand, and the wound was cracked.Perhaps, Daju is really very spiritual, and also has a lot of fate with himself.

Shangke picked up the big orange and thanked Zhou Ye. Zhou Ye waved his hand: "It's a small matter. I saw that post. Don't say it, Mr. Shang is really photogenic. He made all the cats look so good. I don't know which one will be cheaper in the future." girl."

Shangke smiled embarrassedly, and wanted to pay Zhou Ye, but Zhou Ye would not accept it, "Let's talk about this! When your cat really selects Professor Miao, just advertise for me!"

Shang Ke agreed with a smile, turned around to leave, and suddenly received a call from Ms. He Chunhua.

"Xiao Shang, you are moving so fast!" The high-pitched music came from Ms. He's side, and she could barely hear what she said, "Professor Miao is dead. I haven't recovered yet. You can find me now." One term. You child, you really have no conscience. "

After discussing it, I thought, if I had no conscience, I wouldn’t be substituting for you. When I wanted to think about it, I comforted the teacher obediently, “My condolences, Professor Miao is dead and can’t be brought back to life. University A depends entirely on Professor He as the mainstay.”

Ms. He laughed loudly, "You are the only one who can talk! By the way, there is an expert from the west. There is a report this afternoon, and every college has to listen to it. I feel very uncomfortable. You can go."

After discussing, I didn't hear that the teacher was uncomfortable, but I could hear the music over there gradually entering the chorus. Ms. He didn't even have time to tell him where the report would be held and what time it was, so she hung up the phone in a hurry.

He had no choice but to inquire about it by himself. He met Yang Changjiang on the road. He was very interested in the report and found a spot by himself. Hearing what Shangqian said, he slapped his thigh.

"Chunhua is so eccentric! I begged my grandpa to sue my grandma to get the chance, but she gave it to you casually, and you still hate it! Do you know that today's expert is from the National Earthquake Administration, and will soon be at the ministerial level Cadres. To hear a report from a big boss like this is really smoke from the ancestral grave!"

After discussing it, I knew the topic of the report, "Earthquake, it has nothing to do with our history studies, right? I don't understand it either. No wonder Ms. He doesn't want to go."

Yang Changjiang did not think so, "Why is it okay! Earthquakes, in ancient times, were called earthquakes and earth dragons turned over, but that is a major event related to the country! Idle is idle, go and listen, maybe it can help your thesis."

After thinking about it for a while, I think it makes sense, "Then I'll put the cat back in the apartment and go with you."

Only then did Yang Changjiang notice the big orange in his arms, and he couldn't help but patted the cat's head, "A duplicity man, he said he wasn't interested, and he acted faster than anyone else. Don't say it, this one is very similar to the old Professor Miao. Yes. I just don’t know if you’re smart—”

Yang Changjiang suddenly yelled "Yeah", looking down, Daju bit Yang Changjiang's palm. Take him for a rabies vaccination.

Yang Changjiang looked at his palms over and over again to confirm that the skin was not broken and bleeding, "Has your cat been vaccinated? I don't need to be vaccinated, and I have to go to the report early in the afternoon. I said Shang University bully, where did you buy Xiao Ye?" Cat, you have a big temper, not like a professor."

Shangke lowered his head in embarrassment, he didn't buy it, but it was indeed a stray cat.He spent a day with Daju, and felt that although it moved strangely, it was still a well-behaved cat. Only now did he realize that the cat owner is really not easy to mess with.I apologized to Yang Changjiang again and again, and invited him to dinner again, discussing the plan to go back to the apartment first and put the big orange in place, but the cat in his arms was clutching his sleeve tightly, looking at him eagerly, as long as he took a step The legs just meow.

Yang Changjiang felt fresh: "He really loves academics! Why don't you just take him with you!"

It doesn’t matter whether you love academics or not. Daju Clingy Discussion has seen it, but he is very embarrassed, "If the lectures of the teachers in the school are okay, and the reports of national cadres, I will take a cat..."

Yang Changjiang smiled and hooked Shangqian's shoulders, "What's the matter with taking the cat, our University A is a cat's paradise. Besides, the little guy will soon be a tenured professor, and any report is good enough!"

Shangqian met the bright orange eyes in his arms, and was really reluctant to leave one of his cats in the apartment, and it was not always the case that no cats broke into the lecture hall.

"Then you have to be good when you listen to the report, you can't run around and you can't scream." Shang Ke instructed Daju.

Daju nodded as if he understood, and Yang Changjiang said that the cat had become a spirit.

He thought to himself, this is still in my arms, if you see it stand up on two legs, you still don't drop your chin to the ground.

The report started at two o'clock in the afternoon in the lecture hall of the Qiuzhi Building. Discussion took off his coat and put the big orange in it, only his head was exposed.Daju struggled for a while, smelling the soft woody aroma on Shangqian's coat, he quickly calmed down again, obediently stood on Shangqin's lap, and listened to the report seriously.

Because it is a report for all majors in the school, the earthquake experts tried their best to explain it in a simple way, but no matter how simple the speech was, after a few accelerations, Yang Changjiang, who studied liberal arts in high school, quickly fainted. A person and a cat next to each other listened intently.

Xueba's cats are all Xueba, and they are incomparable.

The content of the report was deliberated and understood [-]% to [-]%. He studied science in high school. He chose history as a major because of his love. Now he is working as a substitute teacher. Listening to the report of the expert has indeed gained a lot. The class on Wednesday There is a better arrangement in my heart.

At the end of the report, the expert said: "My hometown is in an earthquake-prone province. However, after upgrading the earthquake resistance level of buildings, earthquakes cannot seriously threaten the safety of people's lives and property as before. In other words, in the face of earthquakes, we do not I am at a loss again. I have a few related books here, teachers and students who are interested can raise their hands to get them."

As soon as the words fell, the discussion saw many people raise their hands, and a fluffy orange "little hand" was stretched out in front of him.

Discussion: "..."

The expert laughed loudly: "I've heard that University A has a strong academic atmosphere, and even the cat is a professor. Seeing is better than hearing a hundred things."

The whole room was full of cheerful laughter, discussing that his entire face was flushed, and it was the first time that he felt embarrassed to be focused on.He put the cat in his coat because he wanted to keep a low profile. Who knew that this little ancestor would come out at such a critical time.

Shangqian took the orange cat to the stage to pick up the book. Before the expert handed it over, Daju stretched out his paws to get it. The expert laughed, patted Shangqian on the shoulder, and handed the book to him, "Remember to ask your cat to read it to you. I'll send you an email to chat!"

Discussing that the roots of his ears were red, he wished he could find a crack in the ground and get in.