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Yan Jiwen discovered that Han Yi not only has difficulty choosing, but also likes to buy some fancy and impractical things.

"What is this?" Yan Jiwen took out a banana-shaped mold that Han Yi had thrown into the shopping cart just now.

Han Yi said: "This is used to hold bananas, so it is convenient to carry with you when you go out."

Why do you have to take the bananas out to eat?Just take it with you, why do you have to buy a special mold to install it?

This thing is very tasteless, if the curvature of the shape of the banana does not match it, and it cannot be put in, what is its practicality? !

Yan Jiwen didn't understand.

"Don't just buy these useless things." Like a supervisor, Yan Jiwen urged Han Yi to put the things back.

After shopping around the kitchen and bathroom and daily necessities, the two went to the food area to purchase. After a long time, Han Yi finally cleared all the items on the shopping list.

When queuing up to check out, he touched Yan Jiwen's arm with a smile: "It's a good thing you came with me today, otherwise I would definitely have to buy a bunch of worthless things."

Yan Jiwen lowered his eyelids and scanned the place where Han Yi touched him just now, wondering what he was thinking.

"By the way," Han Yi suddenly remembered, "Didn't you say you wanted to help your roommate buy something?"

It was only when Yan Jiwen remembered this happened that he set his eyes on the shelf next to the checkout counter, and picked up two boxes of ice cream-flavored Xuanmai.

Han Yi: "That's all?"

"Yeah." Yan Jiwen said lightly, "Only here can have this smell."

Han Yi took the things from him and asked the cashier to pay the bill together.

The cashier who was scanning the QR code glanced at Han Yi and reminded: "Sir, you haven't taken off this apron yet..."

Only then did Han Yi wake up. While taking off his apron, he turned to look at Yan Jiwen who was standing behind him: "Why didn't you tell me?"

Yan Jiwen raised the corners of his lips, shrugged his shoulders, and deliberately put on an innocent tone: "I forgot."

Being teased by Teacher Han all the time, and changing positions occasionally, it doesn't feel bad.

On the way back from the supermarket, Yan Jiwen and Han Yi went to the pet hospital to pick up Ding Ding, stayed there for a while, and returned to the apartment after dinner time.

"Do you want to stay and eat something before leaving?" Han Yi asked.

Seeing that Yan Jiwen didn't refuse, he smiled and took out the pair of blue slippers from the shopping bag, and placed them in front of Yan Jiwen: "Do you have anything you want to eat? It's best to have Western food, because I'm not very good at Chinese food." Do."

Yan Jiwen bent down to change his shoes, staring at the tiles on the floor: "Anything is fine, I'm not picky."

Han Yi brought the bought ingredients to the kitchen and started to work.

I have limited time today, so I might as well get something simple, creamy mushroom pasta and borscht, plus a fruit and vegetable salad.

Although Yan Jiwen was a guest, after watching Han Yi busy in the kitchen, he felt that it was not very good for him to open his mouth, so he took the initiative to go over and ask, "Is there anything I can help you with?"

"No need." Han Yi shook his head, "Ding Ding always comes into the kitchen to make trouble, why don't you play with it for a while."

Yan Jiwen picked up the little white dog at Han Yi's feet and took it to the living room.

After a transformation by a beautician, Ding Ding has been refurbished from an old dog into a white and clean little cutie.

Yan Jiwen pressed the puppy on the floor, rubbed its chubby belly, and said to himself: "Do you still remember me? I was the one who accompanied your master to take you to the pet hospital."

At that time, the doctor gave Ding Ding a physical examination. Based on the growth of the dog's teeth, it was judged that the puppy was at most one year old.

The dog is still young, not qualitative, and is naturally active, so the new owner needs to spend more patience to train it.

Keeping pets is such a costly and energy-intensive thing, and it also requires a lot of affection. Yan Jiwen doesn't think he has that sense of responsibility. No matter how much he likes it, at best, he can find someone else's dog to paw and have a good time. just fine.

After grooming Ding Dingshun, Yan Jiwen and the puppy played the ball picking game that Han Yi usually played with him.

The puppy looked like it had been slapped with chicken blood. Once it entered a state of excitement, it ignored the road conditions and ran around chasing the rolling tennis ball, completely unaware of its owner coming out of the kitchen ahead.

Han Yi was carrying two cups of freshly brewed coffee and was about to walk towards the living room. Before he could see the situation in front of him clearly, a white furry object rushed towards him with a whoosh.

Although the puppy is small in stature, its strength is far greater than imagined. Han Yi was hit by it suddenly, and his center of gravity was unstable.

In order to prevent the dog from being injured, Han Yi quickly turned to avoid it, and the cup in his hand tilted and fell to the ground.

Everything was caught off guard, when Yan Ji Wenfei rushed over, hot coffee had already spilled on Han Yi's left leg, his pants were soaked, and a red mark was scalded on his thigh.

Maybe it was because he was playing around with Tintin that the scene in front of him happened, Yan Jiwen said to him: "Sorry..."

Han Yi waved his hand: "It has nothing to do with you."

"Do you have medicine at home?"

"Maybe not."

"Wait for me, I'll go to the pharmacy and be back soon." After Yan Jiwen finished speaking, he turned around, changed his shoes, and went out.

The pharmacy was nearby, and Yan Jiwen finished shopping as quickly as possible. When he came back, Han Yi had already changed into a pair of pants and cleaned the floor by the way.

"I thought you weren't coming back so soon."

"The pharmacy is not far from here."

Yan Jiwen unwrapped the outer package of the scald ointment, and was about to ask the other party if he needed help applying the medicine, but the next second, when his eyes stopped on Han Yi's shorts that were short to the bottom of his thigh, he was approaching. The words on the lips were suddenly stuck.

Yan Jiwen put the ointment in Han Yi's hands silently, and after a few seconds of silence, he said: "The people in the pharmacy said that this ointment for burns is very useful, so apply it quickly."

The place that was burned just now seemed to have become redder, Yan Jiwen frowned: "Does it hurt?"

Han Yi unscrewed the bottle cap, dug out a lump of ointment, and applied it on the skin: "Actually, I don't feel any pain."

Yan Jiwen was stunned.

"After being injured in the fire, although my left leg was saved, the local nervous system of my thigh was damaged and I lost consciousness."

"All these years...?"

Han Yi nodded: "I have done a lot of rehabilitation treatment these years, but the effect is not obvious."

After taking the good medicine, he closed the lid and stretched easily: "The other purpose of my coming to China this time is actually to try acupuncture and moxibustion therapy, one more way and one more hope."

Yan Jiwen thought about it, and said to him: "My parents have a very wide social circle, I can ask them for you later."

Han Yi rolled his eyes at him: "Thank you."

"It's just a little effort, I will help as much as I can." Han Yi asked again, "Apart from your leg problem, do you have any other health problems?"

Han Yi didn't speak immediately, but he lowered his head and touched his chin lightly.

A moment later, when he raised his head again, there was an unspeakable expression on his face.

Yan Jiwen vaguely felt something was wrong.

After a long time, Han Yi spoke slowly: "Since it is for treatment, I can't hide it. Maybe it's because of the lack of nervous system. In fact, I can't experience physical pleasure now."

Yan Jiwen was shocked, he hesitated to speak, and seemed to want to say something comforting to Han Yi, but his brain was stuck in a state of freezing, and he couldn't function no matter what.

Seeing his expression, Han Yi couldn't help laughing: "I'm just kidding you."

It was true that the nerves in his legs were damaged, but what he said later was purely made up on a whim, for no other reason than simply trying to play a prank.

However, judging from Yan's reaction, he seemed to take his words seriously.

"Who the hell would a normal man make fun of this kind of thing?"

"What? You don't believe it?"

Yan Jiwen stared at him cautiously and remained silent.

Han Yi raised his eyebrows: "Then I want Teacher Han to prove it to you personally?"

Yan Jiwen wanted to speak, but was interrupted immediately.

Han Yi: "I almost forgot, Yan's preferences seem to be a little different from ordinary people."

Yan Jiwen: "..."

Han Yi explained: "I don't mean anything else, I just want to tell you that I respect everyone's sexual preferences."

Yan Jiwen was a little annoyed: "It's been said that I don't have that heavy mouth habit."

Han Yi blinked: "At this time, shouldn't I say that I am a straight man of steel?"

Yan Jiwen: "..."

Han Yi is really annoying, he plays tricks one after another, and always digs holes for him to jump into.