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In class, the teacher is summarizing the key points of the final exam with the students.

Yan Jiwen didn't listen to a single word. He stared at the page of the textbook in front of him that hadn't been turned over for a long time, his eyes were a little distracted, and his mind was still tangled up in whether he had slept or not, the problem of the century after drinking.

He was inexperienced, so he searched a bed nervously for a long time, but failed to find out the truth of the incident.

From a subjective point of view, it is best for nothing to happen, but this is not up to Yan Jiwen.

After thinking about it, he finally decided to take out his mobile phone and, as a strange netizen, conduct a tentative "emotional consultation" with Han Yi.

【A Yan】: It is the friend I mentioned to you last time, he came to me a few days ago

【A Yan】: He said that he was drunk at the birthday party, and because of drunken sex, he seemed to have a room with one of his classmates

【A Yan】: My friend is a bit annoying now, I don’t know what to do

This is a few paragraphs of text written by Yan Jiwen after thinking hard for a long time. In order to avoid making Han Yi suspicious, he deliberately edited out all the time, place and characters.

Not long after the message was sent, the person over there received a mobile phone notification and immediately went online.

Looking at the re-lit head portrait, Yan Jiwen felt as if he was waiting for an upcoming trial, and suddenly felt a little nervous in his heart.

[Love Business]: Seems to be opening a house?

[A Yan]: I went to open a room, but he was not sure if he had sex with the other party. When my friend woke up the next day, his classmate had already left, but there were some very suspicious marks on the bed...

[Love Trading]: Is that the straight boyfriend you mentioned last time who thinks he's not very straight?

Yan Jiwen silently replied: Hmm...

[Love Trading]: So is his classmate male or female?

Yan Jiwen didn't really want to answer this question, so he couldn't help asking: Is it important to be a man or a woman?

[Love Trading]: I think it's quite important. If the person you're sleeping with is a man, then your friend may be 1 or 0.

Yan Jiwen categorically denied: My friend can't be 0!

[Love Trading]: Why are you so sure?

【A Yan】: Because he...he said that after he woke up, he didn't feel anything in his butt

When typing these words, Yan Jiwen felt unprecedented shame.

Suddenly, someone touched his elbow.

Gao Hang, who was sitting next to him, moved half of his body and leaned over: "A Ji, have you copied the review notes that the teacher erased just now? Let me have a look."

Yan Jiwen locked the screen vigilantly, and put the phone in his pocket.

As usual, with Gao Hang's dull intuition, it is impossible to find out the clues, but since this guy fell in love, his emotional intelligence has improved a lot, and now he can see through Yan Jiwen's attempt at a glance.

Gao Hang narrowed his eyes: "Are you hiding some shady secret?"

Yan Jiwen: "No."

Gao Hang: "Since there is no one, then show me."

Yan Jiwen pretended not to hear.

Gao Hang: "If you refuse to show it to me, then there is a secret."

Yan Jiwen glanced at him angrily, and didn't bother to argue with him.

Gao Hang pestered him and questioned him for a while, seeing that Yan Jiwen didn't talk to him, and didn't make fun of himself, after a while, when the bell rang for the end of get out of class, he immediately packed his things and excitedly went on a date with his girlfriend.

After the annoying guy left, Yan Jiwen took out his phone again and continued the conversation with netizens.

[Love Trading]: Does that friend of yours like his classmate?

[A Yan]: Not sure yet

[Love Trading]: What about the other party?Do you like your friend?

【Ayan】: I don’t know

[Love Trading]: I recently learned a saying called "the boat will be straight when it reaches the bridge", let nature take its course, and there will always be a solution to the problem

Right now, Yan Jiwen really can't think of an effective solution. Although helpless, he can only get to the bridgehead... I hope it can be "straight" naturally.

Yan Jiwen was typing to reply, when a caller ID popped up on the chat interface, the note was "Yuan Li", after sleeping for so long, this guy probably woke up too.

After the call was connected, Yuan Li took care of him, and cursed: "Yan Jiwen, you bastard, traitor, 21-year-old boy!"

Yan Jiwen was puzzled by what he heard, and also responded to him: "What the hell are you crazy about? You're still not sober from alcohol, are you?"

"I don't know how sober I am now, bah!" The anger on the other side of the phone came to my heart, "It's because of you that I failed to confess, so hurry up and tell the truth what happened with Teacher Han last night."

Yan Jiwen, who was in a sensitive period, was startled when he heard his words.

"Is there something wrong with you?!"

Yuan Li refused to accept and retorted: "Hey, you are a guy who values ​​sex and despises friends. After getting drunk, you left your good brother in the bar alone, and secretly took Mr. Han away. Am I right?! You Don’t try to deny it, I’ve seen the surveillance, you walked out of the store together and got into the same taxi together.”

Looking at the monitoring, Yan Jiwen really didn't expect, fuck, this person is really sick.

With the facts in front of him, Yan Jiwen had no choice but to say, "My school is in the same direction as his residence, just drop in."

"Tch, you can say whatever you want now, anyway, I don't know what will happen afterwards."

Although he really wanted to argue, but later on, as Yuan Li imagined, something happened that even Yan Jiwen couldn't remember.

This topic cannot be further discussed in depth, so he changed the subject decisively: "You just said that the confession failed, what's going on?"

"Yan Jiwen, I think you are asking questions knowingly."

Yan Jiwen said: "You just like good-looking people. The next one is always the best. Isn't this the style you always uphold?"

"Don't shift the point with me." Yuan Li realized his sinister intentions, and immediately changed the topic just now, "I just said it was strange, you obviously couldn't explain it last night, but when you heard that Xiao Han was there, it didn't take long Showed up, so everything is traceable, finally solved the case, so you like Teacher Han."

Yuan Li: "If you like him, you should have said it earlier. If I had known, I wouldn't have robbed you."

Yan Jiwen frowned, a little displeased: "Why do I like him?"

Yuan Li hehe: "I don't know what kind of personality you have? You just like dead ducks with a hard mouth. You say that you are a straight man of steel, but in fact you have already turned into a mosquito coil."

"..."

Yan Jiwen's end was very quiet all the time, Yuan Li thought it was because he had been hit by what he said, and he became angry from embarrassment and was about to hold back his big move.

He had already made a draft of how to taunt him for a while, but after waiting for a long time, Yuan Li finally couldn't hold back, and asked the first question: "Speak, why don't you hate me?"

After a while, I heard Yan Jiwen's quiet voice: "...Is it that curved?"