Stop flirting, I can't stand it

"Okay! You chase after you! Chase as you like!"

Li Yang stood back and surrendered first.

"I didn't ask you to approve either."

"Yes Yes Yes!"

Li Yang gave up completely, picked up the cup and drank it in one gulp, and decided to get himself drunk tonight, so it wouldn't be so bad to see Lu Qi.

Zhang Zi was also speechless.

He hasn't given up completely yet, he still stutters and asks: "Then, then how do you plan to chase?"

"How to chase?" Lu Qi touched his chin: "Tell him that I like him, do you want to have sex with me?"

Zhang Zi: "?"

He hurriedly stopped him: "My ancestor, is this what you call chasing? You are directly confessing your love!"

"is it?"

Zhang Zi nodded his head like pounding garlic.

"Then... can't you?"

"..." Zhang Zi's expression became indescribable. Fortunately, at that moment just now, he felt that Lu Qi had matured a lot and knew how to face his own emotions. His feelings still haven't improved at all!

"Of course not. Think about it, if someone you don't like confesses to you, will you not even be able to be a friend after you refuse?"

Lu Qi frowned and pondered, thinking what Zhang Zi said made sense.

"That's right!" Zhang Zi strikes while the iron is hot: "It's not suitable to express your love directly before you know exactly what that person's attitude towards you is."

Lu Qi nodded with a serious expression.

After all, Zhang Zi and the others don't know that there is such an oolong incident between him and Mu Hongmo that he confessed his love in a gambling game during college. If he gets PTSD about the "confession", then he really doesn't cry at all. .

Although he also apologized for what happened to him back then, but...it might be okay if he didn't have this level of "like", but now Lu Qi cares a lot about Mu Hongmo's opinion.

"If you don't confess, what should I do?"

"Try."

"Try?"

"Yes." Zhang Zidao: "Use some relatively ambiguous behaviors that can show your charm, Brother Lu, to test, and see if Secretary Mu has that kind of meaning for you! Even if you don't, you can still seduce people. No problem!"

"Sultry? What do you mean?"

It's not that Lu Qi doesn't understand the literal meaning of the word, but that he doesn't understand Zhang Zi's meaning.

"Like is a feeling. To be seductive is to make the other person interested in you in a positive way, so as to create a feeling of heartbeat."

"Stop chatting! Drink!" Li Yang, who had made a bottle by himself, came up to them at this moment and filled the two with wine: "Drink!"

"Come, come, drink and talk!"

"Drink and drink!"

……

Lu Qi felt a sore throat when he woke up.

——I don’t remember how I fell asleep last night.

Zhang Zi and the others drank Lu Qi a lot of wine. Lu Qi only remembered that the world was spinning in his eyes when he left the bar, and he couldn't remember anything after getting in the car.

Oh, it seems that Mama Zhang helped him out of the car, and then I have no memory at all.

Fuck... I want to vomit.

A nauseating feeling hovered from his chest to his neck, but he couldn't vomit it out.

Lu Qi sat up, only feeling pain in his temples.

Damn, fake wine, never go there again.

He rubbed his hair, and suddenly found that he was still wearing the pants and T-shirt that he went to the bar yesterday.

Mama Zhang helped him take off the jacket and sweater, but still put on the close-fitting ones.

That's right, when kindergarten was about to finish and he was about to go to elementary school, Lu Qi didn't know where he got the hang of it. When he came back, he told Mama Zhang that there was a difference between men and women. Don't ask Mama Zhang to help.

Zhang Ma naturally agreed.

It is naturally a happy thing for the young master to have a little self-esteem.

Since then, no matter how drunk Lu Qi was after going to college, or whether he was unconscious after lying on the bed, Mama Zhang helped him take off his coat, made the bed comfortable, and he did the rest by himself.

……

Lu Qi frowned, picked up the collar of his clothes, put it in front of his nose and smelled it.

—It smells bad.

It was full of smoke and cheap perfume from the bar, and the feeling of vomiting was even stronger.

I need to change my clothes quickly.

Lu Qi got out of bed, threw his dirty clothes into the laundry basket, and went to the bathroom to take a shower.

After taking a shower and brushing his hair, he went straight into the cloakroom and looked through his pajamas.

Ok?

And what about this pajamas?His eyes stayed on one of the sets.

That's the SpongeBob SquarePants style I don't know when I bought it, the furry overalls one-piece pajamas.

After he changed his clothes, he vaguely remembered the content of the chat with Zhang Zi and the others last night.

When drinking too much... It seems that Zhang Zi is telling him how to flirt with Hongmo?

Zhang Zi said a bunch of nonsense?

What... Wearing a sexy slim shirt, casually spilling water on his white shirt in the tea room, faintly making the other party's heart move.

What else... Get up on the desk to pick up something, the belt is stuck on the edge of the desk, revealing his beautiful waistline, making the other party unable to hold on to himself.

……

Lu Qi pinched his temples, not understanding why he could listen carefully to Zhang Zi's speech yesterday after such absurd content.

Zhang Zi is reliable, and piglets can climb trees.

Lu Qi sighed, put the towel back on the shelf, sat by the bed and searched for the question—"How to make the person you like like me?"

He thought about it before clicking search, and then deleted the line, thinking about changing it to "How to seduce people?"

What I found online couldn't be more outrageous than what Zhang Zi said, right?

Search results: "If you want to be successful in seductiveness, you must first reflect your personal charm. Where does your personal charm come from? First of all, it is conversation and appearance. Appropriate clothing can leave a good impression on people, and a neat and clean appearance can give people Comfortable feeling..."

Lu Qi looked at the phone and his stomach growled.

hungry.

He stood up and was about to go downstairs for dinner with his mobile phone in hand.

Lu Qi opened the door and walked up the stairs while talking: "Mum Zhang——I'm hungry! My bed sheet smells like alcohol, change it for me later..."

Suddenly, he stopped.

Looking down, Lu Qi saw two familiar faces.

Going to the edge of the stairs, you can see the details of the dining table and the open kitchen.

Excuse me, why is Mama Zhang standing in the kitchen, while Mu Hongmo is sitting by the dining table? ? ?

He suddenly lowered his head and looked at himself.

——Wet and half-dried hair, fluffy SpongeBob pajamas with two big eyes and two red faces hanging on the belly.

In any case, this has nothing to do with "decent clothing, neat appearance"!

So Lu Qi breathed a sigh of relief, put on a furry hat to cover his hair, covered the big eyes of SpongeBob SquarePants in front of him, blushed and quickly turned around——

Ran.

The author has something to say: oc small theater:

Mu Hongmo, who learned of Zhang Zi's ridiculous remarks, touched his chin: It seems that it is not impossible.

A close-fitting white translucent shirt, placing an order for Lu Qi.

Lu Qi:?