My baby tamer can't be the leader

After the light almost completely dissipated, I looked at the blank page of the book again, and stared blankly at the content on it.

Osamu Dazai, who was standing across from me, also put down his hand covering his eyes, and looked over with his chin expressionless.

His eyelashes trembled slightly, like swallow feathers being gently brushed by the wind, but that autumn leaf-colored eye was not in a hurry to read the words on the page, but looked straight at me.

After pursing his lips, the young cadre said softly, "So, Miss, have you reached the conclusion you want?"

"...Ah." The content that emerges on it is basically consistent with the current situation I have experienced, "When I returned to the origin from other worlds, I met the right person, and the 'past' and 'future' of the two are closely linked from then on." What……

The only problem is that there seems to be no mention of the existence of Pandora?Is it because the things of the rules cannot refer to each other beyond the rules themselves?

I was troubled for a moment, then raised my hand in surprise and poked the cheek of the little mackerel in front of me, "So... is it really you?"

That jewel-like eye instantly became radiant, and the other party flipped over the coffee table and squeezed against me like a real little sparrow. As a result, after I reacted quickly and rolled over on the sofa, he He directly made zero-distance contact with the sofa cushion, then raised his head and looked at me with a face of betrayal that made him completely unbelievable.

"abnormal."

"...Eh? Eh??"

I stood by the sofa, folded my hands in front of my body, and condescended to look at him with the eyes of some kind of insect, "How dare you lay hands on such a small me, dirty lord! A guy who is not even as good as Mori Ogai!"

"Wait, wait??"

"At least Sen Ouwai knows that he has only been addicted to his own abilities..." My eyes became more and more contemptuous, "I was only five or six years old when we met? Is it fun to develop and play? I am a pervert!"

Osamu Dazai was stunned for a moment, and then muttered in a very low voice, "What, that's really cool." I pinched my face and asked with a smile, "What did you just say? Can you say it again?"

"It's too much! Xiaoqi treats me so badly!" The little loach monster secretly changed his name, and by the way, in order to divert my attention, he deliberately shouted loudly, "That's what I will do in the future. What does it matter to me?"

"So, if it's what you're doing now, can I settle the score with you?" I let go of my hand, folded my fingertips together, and smiled softly, "Isn't that very simple, from the first time we just met Let's start counting?"

Osamu Dazai was stunned for a moment, and just when he was about to jump up, I pressed my hands back on the sofa.

I have to say...it's really cool!Especially seeing him wanting to protest but afraid of offending me is even more refreshing!

The big one is too heavy and I'm too embarrassed to tease him, but the little one doesn't have any pressure to play with.

Seeing that the other party showed a steadfast and unyielding expression in a very dignified way, he poked his neck and said in cooperation, "Those are all Mr. Sen's requests, and I only follow orders, and there are reasons for it!"

I raised my eyebrows, but before I deliberately made things difficult for Osamu Dazai, the door of his office was kicked open from the outside.

The person who strode in raised the brim of his hat, and then met the eyes of Osamu Dazai and me.

It's just that my eyes are filled with vicissitudes of life, while Dazai Osamu's is full of resentment that can stop a child from crying at night, especially after I let go of my hand silently, he just lay down on the sofa and started pouring black mud , "Ah, you little slug with nothing but violence - why don't you just find a way to get Chief Sen to transfer you to the North Pole to dig oil? Or go to the equator to grow rice?"

"Huh?!" The other party also raised his voice, "If I didn't have something important to inform you, do you think I just want to see you flirting with other women?!"

Zhongyuan Zhong also looked at me and emphasized his tone, "The number of women crying for this guy is beyond count, so it's better to kick this kind of scum as soon as possible?"

I keenly felt that as soon as Chuya Nakahara uttered these words, Osamu Dazai beside me trembled violently, showing a look of suffocation.

With a gentle expression on his knees, he put the hair on his forehead behind his ears for the little loach monster who had already started to fight coldly, whispered "you are dead" in his ear, and cruelly broke off the hair one by one. After letting go of his fingers holding my clothes, I wisely walked out of the room, closed the door, and left the stage to these two people.

It wasn't until now that I realized just how badly Osamu Dazai's reputation in Mafia was... After all, no matter who they are, they will almost subconsciously speed up their pace when they pass through this door, and leave the scene as if fleeing.

I'm not surprised by this, after all, even in the future, he just restrained his almost exposed meanness a little bit, and expressed his attitude in more euphemistic language.

It's like decorating the black mud with an exquisite gift box and tying it with a gold-plated ribbon... But isn't that fucking black mud? !

It's just that before I could stay there for too long, there was a sound of something being smashed in the room, so I had to knock on the door and turn back to check the situation.

As a result, as soon as I opened the door a crack, the little loach monster inside came out, and while rubbing against my arms vigorously, he turned his head to Zhongya Zhongyuan maliciously and said, "Chuya, do you still remember that you went to bed?" The first time you were on vacation, and when you returned home, you took an ordinary international flight because you had no mission, but you were found to be carrying a controlled knife at the airport, and you were banned from entering the country, and finally Mr. Mori had to come forward to pick you up?"

My gaze drifted subconsciously to the coffee table, and the book that was spread out on the table disappeared at some point... Isn't this too fast? !

"Huh?" Zhongyuan Zhong also pinched his finger bones to the ground, and the veins on his forehead popped, "I couldn't find the so-called 'control knife' at that time, but the alarm would sound as soon as the suitcase passed the security check That time?"

"Yeah?" Osamu Dazai sneered, "It's very simple, I just took apart the outer layer of your suitcase, and stuck a few pieces of iron in the shape of a knife in the interlayer~ I can't even find this, really nothing What about molluscs with brains?"

So vicious!This guy is too vicious, right? !Just listening to it makes you want to beat him up? !

I can even imagine the bewildered expression of Nakahara Nakaya standing in the airport!

Osamu Dazai turned his head and looked at me with condemning eyes as if he had eyes in the back of his head, "Xiaoqi, you can't sympathize with this violent little slug! Look at him, he smashed my sofa down! Woohoo, If this kind of force hits me, my ribs will definitely be broken!"

Zhongyuan Zhong also laughed back angrily, and he paused every word, "Isn't that just what you want? It's better to break your limbs, so that you can live a disabled life that can only be fed by others!"

As a result, Dazai Osamu was inexplicably stunned for a moment, then looked at me with longing eyes, turned his head and praised in a yin and yang tone, "I didn't expect Chuya to have a good idea from time to time... But I still have something to do now. Do it, try again when you are not busy."

Seeing that Nakahara Chuya was not far away from going berserk, Dazai Osamu was still there, fearing that the world would not be chaotic and continue to fan the flames, I immediately stretched out my hand to cover his mouth, and met Nakahara Chuya's eyes with great pressure.

As a result, the little loach monster was still sticking out its tongue! !In the end, he still rubbed against me intimately, hanging on my body delicately with an expression of 'I'm so weak'.

Me: ...I really want to curse! !

Zhongyuan Zhong also looked at me with a look of lovelessness, and he was also stunned, and then he looked at me with a look of... looking at the victim, "Nothing this mackerel said is true. There are many guys who are still grateful to him after using him—"

"Chuya." Osamu Dazai, who escaped from my shackles at some point, smiled, but the coldness in his expression was so clear that it was almost piercing, "You don't have time to spread rumors here right now? Don't forget Well, what I said is absolutely correct, if your delay leads to some... results that Chief Sen doesn't want to see, then you can explain it to him yourself? Is the reason because of ridiculous selfishness?"

After being silent for a moment, Nakahara Chuya snapped "Tsk", pressed the brim of his hat, and strode out the door directly. When he passed by Osamu Dazai, he lowered his voice and said angrily, "I'll kill you sooner or later." you."

"That can't be done." Osamu Dazai withdrew his creepy expression and pretended to be innocent, "It's different from a single dog like you, but I'm still in charge of raising Xiaoqi~"

Help, help? !

Seeing Nakahara Chuya and the passing employees cast incredible looks at me, I was so dead that I couldn't do it anymore, so I could only pick up the little loach monster by the back collar, throw him into the office, and then He closed the door forcefully.

In the end, before I could turn my head, the other party hugged me from behind, and said cheerfully, "Sure enough, it's better to be alone with me, Xiaoqi?"

I turned around like a rusty old-fashioned machine, calmly grabbed his back collar again, and pulled him off like a dog's skin plaster under his unbelievable expression, " You are dead, Dazai!"

After going through one hundred cooking methods of the little loach monster, he held his pinched red cheeks and looked at me with an angry look, "It's too much! Obviously he did it to me. After doing such and such a thing, but now I am not allowed to take the initiative to touch you, it is too much! Is this cold violence? This is cold violence!"

"What did you do to you?" I sneered, "Did you take a photo of you in women's clothing? I didn't take off your clothes, just put them on outside! Didn't you have a good time?"

"Also, should you explain to me why you have such a thing in your office, huh?"

Osamu Dazai was silent for a while, and whispered coyly, "If Xiaoqi, you can't help but want to push me down here..."

"There's no such thing as what if!! I'm not some pervert who would attack young girls!!"

md, so since this kind of time has it started? !That strange obsession with preparing my clothes? !Is it abnormal? !

No, at least Dazai can hide himself to some extent, and this one in front of him is not hiding his black mud attribute!

He let out a "huh" and didn't answer the conversation a little bit out of my expectation. Like a cat, he pushed away the messy pile of documents with his fingertips and sat down on the desk in front of me.

There is no way, most of the sofas in his office were killed after he just made a fuss. I originally wanted to sit on the single sofa next to me and make do with it, but the little loach monster insisted on squeezing in... I I had to dodge someone and change positions.

Although the storybook tells me that he and Dazai are indeed the same person, but, it is impossible for me to accept this fact seamlessly? !It's weird bro!And his reaction is not right?

To him, it's like someone popping up and saying 'Suprise!Am I your future lover'?Generally speaking, even if the evidence given by the other party is sufficient, it must at least go through a stage of doubt buffer and running-in?How can there be no transition, one second to accept, and then seamlessly switch attitudes? ?

And this example is simply related to the timeline. The distance between the two Dazai Osamu is not just a simple time gap, but also the distinction between worlds?You know, the two worlds even have different historical backgrounds...

"That kind of thing, have you already experienced it?" The little mackerel who seemed to have mind reading skills blinked at me innocently. Looking at me with a helpless expression, "Isn't this period of time not enough?"

"How long is that?!"

"But." He tilted his head and said softly, "Before this, nothing that troubled me for so long had ever existed."

To be honest, if I didn’t know that Dazai Osamu’s supercilious arrogance would never be able to make this level of self-sacrifice, and I think that there is really nothing in me worthy of his conspiracy, I’m afraid I would really doubt that this is the case. What 'horap', he came for fishing.

"Fishing in this way is too inefficient." Dazai Osamu considered for a moment calmly, "Even without interrogation, whether it's spreading rumors on the black market or issuing arrest warrants in the name of other organizations, forcing the target to have to Asking me for asylum—ah, if you use this method, can you reasonably lock the other party up? Or would it be easier to start with all the sources of information the other party has access to?"

I understand, you guy is only missing the cover of the criminal law, right? !True punishment, you? !

Immediately afterwards, the little black mud monster showed off to me, "But I held back all of these! Shouldn't Xiaoqi praise me?"

"Is this what normal humans should do?!"

Osamu Dazai thought for a while, and showed a regretful expression, "Ah, okay."

He didn't continue this topic, but lightly directed the topic to Nakahara Chuya, "Although that little slug is very unpleasant, but...he came back with very interesting news."

"Is it okay to tell me this?" Although I don't think Osamu Dazai is that kind of amazing love brain...it shouldn't be? !But out of caution, I still mention one thing.

"Hey? It's okay, it doesn't matter what Xiaoqi wants to do." Sitting on the desk, the young cadre crossed his slender and powerful legs, crossed his hands and put his fingers on his knees, his eyes were deep and shallow, and the light and shade were uncertain. , "He said... Shibusawa Tatsuhiko has changed."

"It shouldn't be." Osamu Dazai hooked the corners of his lips without a smile, "At this time, activating Shibusawa Tatsuhiko is of no benefit to the devil, and even he can't do it in my intelligence. No trace is left in the net."

"There's been a change...is it because Shibusawa Tatsuhiko didn't come to Yokohama that you use this kind of rhetoric?"

"That's right, to be precise—he's missing." He lowered his eyes, "Although he's not a vital part, it's really...discomforting to be meddled in like this. "

After a pause, Osamu Dazai couldn't help complaining again, "Really, I still plan to take Xiaoqi to see those gems in his collection~ Although the source is very vulgar, but it's just for display. Not bad? Or A... think of a way to let him go to another organization to go to jail? Presumably he will be willing to exchange gems for himself?"

"Please don't, no matter which source these two come from, I can't accept them at all!"

……

Ah, so, 'artificial' ones won't work... Then, the scope is narrowed down again.

Osamu Dazai smiled nonchalantly, "Then, let's continue talking about what happened last time?"

"Originally, this should be a very simple matter. We negotiated the conditions thoroughly, reached an agreement for the customer, and then charged the corresponding remuneration—but there was a small problem." He showed a troubled look, "Being The subordinates who were sent to find someone where the rich merchant’s daughter last appeared have disappeared...It’s amazing that there are still people in Yokohama who dare to challenge Mafia at the port.”

"Why not 'organization'?" Xia Qi, who was sitting on the office chair, showed a headache expression, and shrank back into the chair as if dissatisfied.

"Because there are traces left at the scene, it should be the hands of two people." Osamu Dazai softened his voice, "If it is another organization, in order to avoid leaking information, it is impossible to send only these two people, otherwise once the news leaks , then their entire organization will suffer catastrophe.”

Sorry, he didn't mean to keep her waiting?It's just that it will take some time for so many dangerous 'treasures' to find someone to make completely identical counterfeit products...

Although it is still not sure what she is looking for, but it is better not to leave such a dangerous thing at all, right?

Just staying in the 'Wonderland' like this, there is no need to go back to the place where his eyes can't reach.

As long as he is given a little time to push back the passage between the worlds, even if he wants to push this world line away from its original position, it is not impossible to face the unknown future with fear all the time. Moreover, he will be able to completely control it by then. Living in the 'book'...everything she wants, he can achieve for her.

So, what is the point of the so-called reality?

Wouldn't it be better to stay in such a dream?

Moreover, he originally wanted to use other methods to delay for a while, but it just happened to hit him, so he didn't make another move.

Before the other party continued to ask, Osamu Dazai continued, "I think it should be the 'gravedigger'? After all, the daughter of the rich businessman is their favorite type of victim? A single woman who has no resistance ...Moreover, the location where she last appeared is also within the opponent's range of activities."

"It must be that the person sent by Mr. Mori just ran into the moment when the 'gravedigger' committed the crime?" He said slowly, "I thought it was just an ordinary task, so the unsuspecting subordinates were caught off guard. Sufficient, murderous criminals...is it quite a ridiculous plot?"

"Then Mori Ogai must be very angry?"

Osamu Dazai gave Xia Qi a long look, and smiled softly.

"Is this the gap between worldviews?" He murmured softly in a voice that the other party couldn't hear, and put on a helpless look again, "But, Xiaoqi, Mr. Mori may not be aware of it? He But it's definitely not some incompetent leader... On the contrary, judging by the degree of his control over Yokohama, it's impossible for this kind of thing to go unheard."

The other party suddenly widened his eyes, straightened his back, and looked at him with incredible eyes, "You mean, he did it on purpose?"

"Why can't it be?" Osamu Dazai wrote lightly, "Not only expressed his sincerity with the lives of two subordinates, but also just rightly increased the psychological pressure on the rich businessman, forcing the other party to make greater concessions and grab more money. interests... Is this an absolutely good situation for him?"

"As for the lives of the two subordinates..." He smiled slightly coldly, "In Yokohama, the most worthless thing is human life. You think the leader who will let the behavior of cadre A care about other subordinates Is it my life? No way."

"He once taught me that as long as the benefits are large enough, there is nothing that cannot be sacrificed."

"This is too... cold."

Osamu Dazai supported the table behind him, jumped down, leaned over and hugged Xia Qi in front of him, who seemed to be in a daze, and rubbed the side of her neck obsessively, "I'm sorry, I made you so bad memories, I won't let—"

"It's okay." She didn't push him away this time, but answered seriously, "It's better to say that this is the other side of the real world. Even if I don't like it, I won't deny its existence. It's better to say , if this is what you think is normal, then I can understand your point of view a little bit."

She raised her hand and touched his shoulder, "It determines what kind of person a person is, not only the inherent nature, but also everything that person has experienced... There is no way I can hate you, So, I'm going to try to understand that reality, I want to understand your past."

"How can there be a reason why only you know my past like the back of your hand? Isn't it fair?" While saying this, the other party turned his face slightly and pursed his lips, as if he was trying to do something psychologically. After building, she lightly kissed Osamu Dazai on the cheek.

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