My baby tamer can't be the leader

After being interrupted by me, Osamu Dazai looked at me for a while with disbelief, and asked me hesitantly, "Hey? Wait a minute, are you...?"

“有自信是好事，但是自恋过头就有点欠揍了啊你！我很正常，谢谢。”我礼貌道，“而且虽然对我而言你和我是恋人，可是对你来说你就特Have you just met me for a few days?! I will feel that I am cheating on the relationship of minors!!"

"But, I'm over 18 years old?" He tilted his head and continued to move my hand up, "The new law has lowered the age of majority to 18 years old? Where, or here, am I already an adult?"

The young cadre deliberately suppressed his voice, pulled out strands of sugar, and had a sweet and intoxicating ending. He even adjusted his address on purpose, and said the word softly with a gentle voice.

But I endured and endured, and I still couldn't help the blue veins on the forehead, "Are you reminding me that I am over 18 years old? Damn it, beautiful girls are always 18 years old, you little loach monster!! You Also emphasized!!"

Osamu Dazai was taken aback by me fiercely, and immediately shrank back like a small cabbage in the winter field. The movement of holding my wrist also felt a lot guilty, completely lost the momentum just now, just holding on and refusing to let go .

I sneered, and simply stretched both hands in. When his eyes widened suddenly, I reached out and circled his ribs, "Are you really eating well? Isn't the ribs too obvious?"

The current Dazai Osamu probably doesn't have the ability to completely control the heartbeat like the future Dazai. The vibration frequency of his chest is obviously a little faster. Stand up, press him on the table to keep him from moving, and then reach out to feel his back muscles.

Although it cannot be said that there is no muscle at all, but this figure is too thin...

I stared at Osamu Dazai who was still trying to struggle with some distress, and he immediately fell silent and didn't dare to move, like a small mackerel that had been put in the refrigerator, his whole body was frozen stiff.

"Your medical report, take it out."

"Um, I'm working at Port Mafia, right?"

"There's no direct answer to 'no' but yes, take it out, hurry up."

Osamu Dazai showed a pitiful expression, like a little loach trying to die before being thrown into the pot, "But Xiaoqi, you just said that I didn't know you for a long time... It's too much!"

"Hey? So are you going to break your promise?" I smiled, pulled out my right hand, put it lightly on his cheek, and squeezed his face in a demonstrative way, "Just now I said that devotion is fine—"

But before I finished the sentence "Show me the physical examination report, what's the matter?", there was a knock on the door of his office, and Osamu Dazai immediately changed his expression, clicked his tongue, The weak and helpless little white flower seamlessly switched to the piranha.

I wanted to take my hand back directly, but he pressed me again, "What's the matter, just let them finish talking and get out, it doesn't matter."

You should continue acting! !

But I really didn't have such a strong idea of ​​showing off, so I unswervingly withdrew my hand and shrank back to my seat, trying to make myself less noticeable.

Osamu Dazai was obviously in a bad mood, and let the other party in in a cold voice.

His subordinates pushed open the door, probably hearing that his boss was in a bad mood today, so he didn't even dare to lift his head, and directly said that Chief Sen invited him to come over and have something about a new mission.

After the other party closed the door as if fleeing for their lives, Osamu Dazai grabbed me again, as if he was going away for a month instead of going upstairs to meet the leader, and he would be back soon, "It's so annoying! Dana~ I don't want to leave you!"

So clingy, Nima, I thought the big one was already the limit of clinginess, but the small one is even clingier!If I knew it, I wouldn't confirm it!After confirming that he is so clingy, who should confirm it!And I'm not lying, he is really too thin!

I will spot-check the big one from time to time, even if it is to deal with me, he will eat well, and the small one is living a day and night upside down every day!

To be honest, it’s magical that his living habits can still grow as tall as Osamu Dazai who went to the Armed Detective Agency. It’s obviously worse than Takenzai’s living habits. At least he can still fish, so he can take a little rest Take a breath!Is he really not malnourished like this...

Seeing Osamu Dazai reluctantly let go of his hand, and looked back at me three times a step at a time, I thought about it, and stopped him, and ruthlessly broke his indecision in his eyes that suddenly lit up. Real fantasy, asked him bluntly, "Where is your medical report, just show it to me."

Osamu Dazai's originally expectant look instantly turned disheartened like being betrayed. He raised his hand sullenly, pointing to a document that he had stuffed into a ball on the bookshelf, and it floated out faintly. .

……

"Dazai-kun, I heard that you have found the one you like?" Mori Ogai put one hand on the table, the light and shadow intertwined in the wine-red eyes, making it difficult to see clearly.

He smiled slightly, "Congratulations."

Osamu Dazai's expression remained unchanged, and he deliberately sighed, "That's right, Mr. Mori probably can't understand the trouble of wanting to be by his lover's side all the time, right?"

"How come? I'm helping you?" Mori Ogai leaned back on the chair back slightly in surprise, "Don't tell me Dazai-kun doesn't understand that it's important to keep a little distance from your passionate lover occasionally and keep a little freshness." Is that the best way to do things?"

Freshness... Osamu Dazai would be very sour in his heart, if the sourness could materialize and overflow, then at least half of the people in Yokohama would be admitted to the hospital because of toothache.

It's the time to stay with the other person and cover the imprint left by the other self, but it always backfires... Ahhh, it's too bad.

Especially when she thinks that when he is working hard to support his family, Xiaoqi still despises him! !hateful! !Is this a cultural difference, why does she seem to be more fierce? ?

Osamu Dazai is in a bad mood. Generally speaking, when he is in a bad mood, he will find a way to make other people feel bad with him. When he was thinking about how to make everyone unhappy together, Mori Ogai sighed. He took a deep breath, "What a surprise, is Dazai-kun such an affectionate type?"

"That's right~" Osamu Dazai said softly, "Boss Mori doesn't understand this feeling, does he?"

The other party laughed twice and shrugged, "I'm not an unenlightened type. The port Mafia does support free love...but if their family finds them—"

"I'll take care of it." He responded calmly.

Although it is not impossible to obtain some convenience from such an obviously fictitious background... But even if he knows that it is the product of the book, it is impossible for him to make a move against his lover's family?

Two identical people cannot appear in a world at the same time. According to this rule, there are only two possibilities. One is that there is no her in this world, and the other is...the she in this world is no longer there.

Either way, he couldn't accept it.

But judging from the information obtained so far, the probability of the former is still higher.

"Then, back to the topic." Mori Ogai raised his hand and pushed a document on the desktop in the direction of Osamu Dazai, "It's a bit nerve-wracking to say, although I can understand that the port Mafia is not a professional tracing organization after all... But it is too embarrassing to let the other party disappear under my nose, there is no way, I must find her out."

The information of the gravedigger and all the information of the rich businessman's daughter were impressively written on the document.

That's because Mr. Mori's attention is mainly on Mimic's changes, right?So you don't have the mind to be distracted to take care of such trivial things?

The young cadre, who was well aware of what he had created, sighed in embarrassment, and took the document on the desktop, "But now I'm a little bit—"

"Ah, after completing the task, I can give Dazai-kun three days off? Is it enough for you to spend a memorable time?" Mori Ogai said with a smile.

As expected, they are planning to find an excuse to transfer him, right?After all, in order to achieve his goal, Chief Mori had to take the risk himself, and he had to conceal the news and meet with the Supernatural Secret Service in private.

Osamu Dazai lowered his eyes and sighed, "Anyway, the leader's order is absolute... there is no way."

Sure enough, nothing went as expected.

Although it is good that the plan is going well, but the future that can be seen at a glance... Sometimes it is really, a little bit unbearable.

……

Seeing that Osamu Dazai fell into some kind of depression visible to the naked eye after returning from a trip, I was completely fascinated. Is this guy really going to emo if he doesn't pay attention? ?

Just before he went out, his subordinates came in and replaced the smashed couch very skillfully. The swiftness of the action made it clear that it was definitely not the first time they had done this.

After all, an office chair is not as comfortable as a soft sofa. After they finished changing it, I changed to another place and read Osamu Dazai's medical report while lying on my side.

...Sure enough, this guy is really upside down day and night, and he doesn't eat well, right?

It's just that when he came back, he obviously didn't fall into the water, but he looked even more pitiful than he fell into the water. I sighed, "Are you still busy today?"

"Well, should it be?" He answered me in an erratic tone, and after I patted the sofa cushion beside me, he stuck to it quite consciously, "It's so troublesome, Mr. Mori really doesn't understand me at all!"

To be honest, when I posted about the big Dazai, I had mixed feelings. Because of the height difference, I don’t like the kind of possessive hugs, so he usually deliberately lowers his figure. , half embrace me.

But the little one has no such predicament at all!Although it is a boy's skeleton after all, he is really too thin, so there is no sense of oppression from his body... and his height is about the same, no matter how I stick it, it won't make me feel uncomfortable—that's why Strange.

Because he is really hardworking! !

Rather than saying that he was hugged, it is better to say that he is more like strangling me? ?You don't have to be so insecure, do you? !

In order to protect my poor ribs, I had to reach out and pat Osamu Dazai, "Be gentle, you!"

"But, I feel that Xiaoqi will leave me as soon as I let go." He rubbed against me vaguely, but the strength in his hand was still a little lighter, "Just stay here for a few days? After I finish everything, I'll just...help you find what you want."

"It's impossible for me to sleep in your office... Ah, speaking of this." I suddenly thought of something, "Where do you live now?"

Osamu Dazai's breath suddenly paused, and then the original depression seamlessly cut into panic in an instant, "That is a very ordinary place..."

"Oh~ really." I twisted his face and began to pull it out, "The guy who lives upside down in a container day and night and can't eat honestly, do you want me to supervise you all the time?"

"Hey? Is it okay?" As a result, this guy became excited in an instant. He didn't dare to move my hand, so he rummaged through his pocket for a while under my speechless gaze, and took out two devices to show me. "This is a bug with positioning function, and this is a pinhole camera. How, where should I put it? I can do it. The camera can be worn like a tie clip. Of course, if you like it... ..."

He twitched a bit, raised his neck reluctantly, and whispered, "It's not impossible for me to learn from that little slug..."

I really almost knelt down to him, "Although human xp is free, I still suggest you to see a doctor!!"

"What's the matter?" Osamu Dazai said nonchalantly, "Isn't it natural to want to know everything about your lover? After all, if I lie, no one should be able to see through me? In order to prevent me from cheating, I can understand no matter what you do?"

"Well, I believe you?" I tried to persuade him with great pressure, "After all, love is not the whole of life. If you really have to worry about this kind of thing all the time, then everyone will be very tired!"

Seeing Osamu Dazai's unbelievable face showing the unreasonable precursor of 'you just don't value me'...Damn, don't ask me why I am so proficient, I also want to know why I know so many love brains? !

I immediately changed the rhetoric of using magic to defeat magic, "And you can easily crack this kind of thing, right? It's just useless work."

Osamu Dazai thought for a while, and finally stopped trying to continue this dangerous topic, but showed a thoughtful look.

"Damn it, you bypassed the one who didn't pay attention!" I reacted instantly, and threw myself at him angrily, "You won't tell me that you are too busy to eat today, right?"

The little mackerel showed an innocent look, he blinked his kite-colored eyes, and said coyly, "I can't eat it by myself."

"Of course I said that to let you go with me!"

"Huh? So is rest?"

"Heh." I sneered, "Do you dare?"

Osamu Dazai slackened visibly with the naked eye, but he still insisted, "It's just a simple rest!"

I thought about the time I moved in with Dazai before I crossed over, and agreed, "That's fine."

However, as soon as I finished speaking, I saw the little loach monster perform a Sichuan opera face-changing for me.

First shock, then disbelief, and then ecstasy, just when I thought he was going to post it again and started to mourn for my ribs, the expression on his face instantly turned into pantothenic anger and murderous intent, and A little sad like being betrayed... Do you play a lot? !I won't watch this year's Oscars without you!

What's the matter, mackerel's talent is acting? ?

"Why are you so proficient! It's too much!" Seeing that Osamu Dazai started to quarrel with me again, I was stunned.

I'm already desperate for this world full of love brains!

"Isn't this all about you?!"