My baby tamer can't be the leader

To be honest, although I'm almost used to Osamu Dazai saying that wind is wind and rain is the JK attribute of rain when he was a teenager, but when I just came out of the shower and saw that this guy started to feel wrong again, I was shocked.

"Why again this time?"

He glanced at me with a gloomy look, and handed me the envelope in his hand, "What was originally in here?"

I took it over with a little confusion and looked at it, "How could it be empty...ah, it's just some bookmarks and postcards I bought when I was traveling around the world. I originally thought that if you don't know me, I'll send these to you before I leave."

"Isn't it afraid that emails from unknown parties will be rejected?" The little loach monster tried to make things difficult for me, "Wow, Xiaoqi obviously doesn't care about me at all!"

"Ha, what are you talking about, a guy who will take apart the bombs that anyone sends you?" I rushed him to the bathroom, while I was drying my hair and thinking about what to do next.

Are you really going to find Edogawa Ranpo?However, I really don't know how high Edogawa Ranpo's insight will be, and the first thing I come into contact with here is the port Mafia... Maybe it will affect the contact?

It's so troublesome, and maybe I will be pulled out of my affairs in the original world, and I may even have to explain Dazai's affairs at that time, it's too troublesome.

Compared to the fact that "the future leader of Port Mafia is silently guarding the whole world in secret", I can't tell the evidence. At this moment, the attention of the Armed Detective Agency may be more on the amazing power of its old opponent, the future. , which is understandable.

What's more, Dazai also told me a lot of possible events. If Edogawa Ranpo's ability is more troublesome than I imagined, maybe it will hinder Dazai in turn... It's not the game world, you can't load the file if you make a choice.

After weighing the pros and cons in this way, I gave up the idea of ​​looking for Edogawa Ranpo, and instead considered whether it is possible to contact a person with supernatural powers such as object-finding.

But when you think about it, when Fitzgerald came to look for the book, he didn’t bring any supernatural beings with him. Instead, he pinned his hopes on Atsushi Nakajima... Wait, since Atsushi Nakajima is said to be able to find the book, it is also a rule product Maybe Pandora can do it too?

Just as I was absent-mindedly recalling whether Atsushi Nakajima was under Dazai Osamu's hands at this meeting, the other party had already changed into the clothes he had brought over by himself, and came over in a refreshed suit.

He took the hair dryer in my hand and dried my hair half-bakedly.

At this time, the little mackerel is obviously not good at taking care of people. I even wonder if he will blow his own hair. Either he blows his hair for too long and almost makes me jump up, or he moves away in a panic. The power is so low that it is almost negligible.

Fortunately, this guy has amazing learning ability, and he quickly mastered the skill of not being dismissed before I had the idea of ​​driving him away.

"Just now, what were you thinking?" He asked me softly.

"Thinking about how to go back?" I didn't think too much, and asked directly about the question I just thought of, "Is Atsushi Nakajima with you now?"

But Dazai Osamu did not directly answer my question, but sighed with unclear emotions, "Why do you want to go back? Isn't it good to stay here? It is precisely because the world born based on the book, once it is separated from the book and exists alone After that, how you want to change it is just a thought of yours."

Here it is again... the feeling of being in the shadows, being slowly tightened by the winding branches of man-eating plants.

This feeling reached its peak when he put down the hair dryer and picked it up from behind.

A slightly higher body temperature than usual came from the position where he was next to me. When I turned my head to look at him, I realized that he was not wrapped in bandages as usual, and his eyes like amber stones were calm. He stared at me quietly, with a little bewilderment.

"Then why can't you come with me?" I asked him with reason, "You don't like the port of Mafia anyway. After achieving your goal, it doesn't matter which world you are in, right?"

The mackerel, which was still wet with fresh moisture, tilted its head and looked at me, "In that case, you have to tell me how you got here, and how can you get back?"

After he approached me intimately and pecked my ear, he smiled elusively, "So, can you tell me? After knowing that I don't want you to leave, are you willing to tell me?"

He said it as if he wouldn't find out if I didn't tell him... I sighed helplessly, and lowered my eyes to look at me. Even at such a time, Osamu Dazai is still peacefully surrounding me, but the strength in his hands is heavier than usual With a slight astonishment on his face, he told him what I was looking for, and asked the question I wanted to ask just now, "The reason why Fitzgerald wanted to find Atsushi Nakajima?" , is it because he is more sensitive to the product of this rule?"

So, this guy will always show a very good tutor in strange times... But under normal circumstances, especially when he is deliberately annoying, he can't see it, just, it's weird, this guy!

"Sure enough... it exists in the form of a 'gem'." He murmured in a low voice, raised his eyebrows again, and rubbed my cheek with a bit of malice, "Well, that's true, Dunjun is also It's under my command... But, after telling me about this kind of thing, do you still think I'll give you this chance? I wasn't joking just now, Xiaoqi?"

I wanted to sigh again, but when I saw the little loach monster consciously stand up, and the black mud felt heavier and heavier, I grabbed his wrist expressionlessly, and in his suddenly excited look, calmly Lifting up a corner of his clothes, he watched Osamu Dazai's expression instantly change from aggressive and forceful to innocent and bewildered.

So, this guy's black mud switch is really weird, right? !Human xp is free, but I still want to suggest him to see a doctor. I am tired of saying this!

Especially when I pulled his wrist and stuck it to my waist without any barriers, he tried to break free so hard that I began to suspect that it was not him but me who was pouring the black mud now!

It seems that the contempt in my eyes was too obvious, and the little mackerel became angry from embarrassment when I saw it, and then... nothing more, he just didn't struggle anymore.

I:……

"Why are you so proficient?!" He began to quarrel with me as if giving up on himself, the sour taste changed directly from seawater mackerel to vinegar mackerel, "Damn it!"

After pondering for a moment, I tried to comfort him and said, "It's okay, he and you have known me for more than ten years before we developed a relationship similar to what we have now?"

Osamu Dazai was silent for a moment, and said with a complicated expression, "This can't be considered consolation, can it? Rather, you are still mocking me, right?"

"How come, isn't this cute?" I took it for granted and pecked his lips lightly, and quickly skipped the topic amidst his dazed expression, "So, Atsushi Nakajima there--"

Seeing the little loach monster acting like he didn't hear what I was saying at all, but trying to come here, I ruthlessly blocked his beautiful face, and whispered softly in the face of his merciless betrayal Said, "If you don't satisfy me, you won't let you kiss me... Well, sometimes it's convenient for the mafia to do it?"

Dazai Osamu looked at me for a while with a forbearance expression, and then pressed something reluctantly for a while, "Do you know how those stupid... guys who plan to use beauty tricks to seduce me finally cry and beg me? ?” A kind of non-threatening words, after I nodded perfunctorily, and sincerely suggested that he find me a bottle of eye drops, it would be faster, he let go very unwillingly, “…Okay, I can Lend him to you."

But when he approached again, I still blocked him, and said with reason in his disbelieving expression, "Isn't it fair to ask for another one? Or you can help me find it too?" "

Osamu Dazai snorted softly, "If you dare, you can?"

I glanced at him and let go of the hand in front of him, but this time the little mackerel hesitated again, and finally I leaned forward and kissed him, and then watched him fall down unwillingly. Touching the black mud, "What a loss, this must be the worst deal I've ever done!"

Considering that if he bullies him too much by taking advantage of his unresponsive opportunity, this narrow-minded guy will definitely retaliate in the future, so I went up to him again and kissed him very tolerantly, successfully silenced the little loach monster, and then He took the hair dryer in his hand, pushed him to the edge of the bed, and dried his hair.

However, his natural curly hair is still a little messy and curled after washing, it's just, in some places, it's really cute to a strange degree.

"Satisfied?" I lazily put away the hair dryer, pushed him to the side of the bed, watched him show an inexplicably cautious expression again, and handed him his laptop, while I continued to hold the computer to tangle Started the content of the data.

But Osamu Dazai obviously didn't want to just sit down and take care of himself. He sat with his back against the head of the bed for a while, then asked me in a low voice, "Would you like to come over and have a look together?"

"Look at what?"

He thought for a moment, then answered me in a tone that sounded like he was talking about a game of finding the difference, "Find out who the gravedigger is?"

I looked at him in bewilderment for a while, and then leaned over to look at his screen... Good guy, a dozen or twenty small windows that look like surveillance videos are all over the screen, and they are all playing at ten times the speed. Special? ?Can you really see the people inside? ?

"How do you judge who is who?" I was shocked, "And it doesn't matter if you talk to me now?"

"Huh? It's okay." Osamu Dazai said nonchalantly, "The reason I can only watch so many together is because of the size of the screen, and a little more will have no effect."

He paused, then answered me hesitantly, "As for how to judge... isn't it obvious at a glance?"

As if feeling my expressionless gaze, Osamu Dazai reluctantly added a few words, "These are all surveillance videos near the crime scene. Although the gravediggers were very cautious, almost none of them were directly facing the crime scene Probes, but when there are more crimes, there will always be some clues in the nearby surveillance... Moreover, some surveillance equipment is relatively secretive? For example, there are not a few cameras facing the street installed by the merchants themselves."

I fell into deep thought for a moment, "Are you... a little exaggerated??"

Osamu Dazai snorted twice, and said sourly with some reluctance, "It's nothing, Mr. Ranpo can do this level?"

Although I'm not very surprised that he can guess whether I thought about going to Edogawa Ranpo, but didn't I give up this plan? !Do you want to eat this kind of vinegar too? !

There he pretended to be wronged and said, "Sure enough, am I the last option in your heart? It's too much! Xiaoqi is too much!"

Seeing that he can continue to act with me while keeping his gaze fixed on the screen, I finally believe what he just said, "It doesn't matter a little more"... And he Is that even modesty? !He can still act with me without any pressure? !

"Give me a little bit, who has been threatening me just now?" I was speechless, "You should reflect on why yourself!"

Osamu Dazai paused, then whispered, "I just can't accept any accidents."

"Can there be any accidents? Does it mean that I finally can't stand your weird JK temper?" I complained, "Don't worry, it's been many years, I'm used to it."

The little mackerel was obviously pierced by my words, he turned his face slightly in disbelief, and looked at me, "What? Is that how you actually look at me??"

Only then did I realize that I had slipped my tongue when I didn't notice it for a while, so I laughed dryly twice, and said perfunctorily, "Concentrate on watching the screen."

"This kind of thing is enough from the corner of the eye." He stared at me with unhappy eyes, "Aren't you going to explain it to me?"

Isn't this more like...

At the same time when I had this idea, Osamu Dazai was obviously aware of it, and the little mackerel immediately puffed up his cheeks in anger, and turned his eyes back with great reluctance, pretending to be magnanimous, to show that he and JK It doesn't matter at all...

But it really is exactly the same!

I was speechless for a moment, not intending to pierce the last bit of his face, in case he completely broke the can and quarreled with me.

It's just that seeing him look like he's going to settle accounts with me after he's finished, I thought about it, and sat beside him with the computer in my hand, and leaned lazily on him, "Just pretend I didn't say anything." ?”

Osamu Dazai consciously adjusted his posture so that I could lean on it more comfortably. He was obviously excited again, but his mouth was still tense, "How can it be so easy? Huh?"

...So, it's really all about JK, right? !