My baby tamer can't be the leader

When I was dragged by Osamu Dazai to 'collect the bill', I was still in a sleepy state, and I just managed to pull up a little bit of energy to follow him.

After all, at the end of the case last night, the moment Haruka Shutian, who was standing in front of the hostages, heard the abnormal noise from the phone, he fired at Atsushi Nakajima without hesitation. Tiger], looking at the direction of the shot is probably enough.

But even if he avoided the vital point due to instinctive reaction, Osamu Dazai even cut off the audio. Just from the violently shaking screen, it can be seen that the opposite party should be seriously injured.

"Really..." Dazai Osamu showed a slight headache expression, and he exaggeratedly sighed loudly, "Why is everyone like this? Will independent thinking kill them?"

As he spoke, he began to lean upstairs, like water plants entwined with driftwood, and I was trapped in circles and couldn't move. I could only accept his magic voice piercing my ears, and listened to him complaining about his subordinates. Even when I turned over on the bed and tried to cover my ears with a pillow, he pulled me away in dissatisfaction, and even tried to sneak up on me, but I pulled the collar and lifted it off.

Osamu Dazai expressed unusual dissatisfaction with this, "It's so miserable, do I have to live a life of asceticism so early? It's terrible!"

I thought about it seriously, and answered him calmly, "Yes, at least 20 years are waiting for you, it's okay to practice first, it's quite self-cultivating, that is to say."

Osamu Dazai:? ? ?

"I don't want it! Then I am worse than Mr. Sen!"

After wrapping the mackerel, which was spitting out black mud unbearably, with a quilt, I wanted to look down at the screen again, but all I saw was that the screen went black, and Osamu Dazai turned it off somehow.

The young man who turned his face slightly to look up at me had clear eyes, and his voice finally became serious with an inherent nobleness... If you don't look at the picture of him being tightly bound from the neck down .

"It's nothing to look at." He said, "Well, although there are various shortcomings, Dunjun does have a talent that cannot be underestimated, and it will be reflected when he is cornered... It's just that the picture will not be elegant. That's it? It's a 'tiger' after all."

I immediately gave up the idea of ​​continuing to watch the live broadcast, but the subsequent phone calls from Osamu Dazai's subordinates inevitably reminded me of certain images.

"Ta, Dazai-sama..."

The boy who was released from the quilt lazily replied, "Yes."

"One of the targets has been arrested by us, but the other target - the target who took the hostages earlier, is now... seriously injured and died."

"Oh." Osamu Dazai sighed, "Is there any possibility of being rescued? Customers want to see alive ones more?"

"Should...it can't be done." The other side seemed to swallow his saliva, "It has been torn to pieces by the tiger."

"Forget it, it's not a big deal anyway. If you can't control your animal nature, you can only be a beast." Osamu Dazai said coldly, "That injury should heal soon, let him go and receive the punishment after he recovers, you Continue to be responsible for contacting the customer and give me an answer within an hour."

Although the other party responded quickly, it was impossible for me to pass this chapter so easily, and fell asleep heartlessly!

"Did Atsushi scare you? I'm sorry, I'm sorry." Osamu Dazai said softly, "It should be very bad for you, right? This world."

"What about you." I yawned. "Would a peaceful world be boring to you?"

"Ah, are you worried about me instead?" He laughed, "No, no matter whether it is peaceful or chaotic, the human heart is such a complicated and distorted thing, it's just that one is restrained and the other is exposed, there is not much difference in essence? "

"It's just...a world without supernatural powers." Dazai Osamu raised his hand and stroked the end of my hair, "Basically, there are no accidents for me? Of course, there is not much difference, that's all. If you have to say it, the devil will like you very much, right? It's a pity that I can't show it off to him for safety~"

When he deliberately slowed down his voice, the originally clear and soft voice became more hypnotic, but I was a little worried that this guy would stay upside down day and night again, so I looked up at him and confirmed with him, "Wait a minute Don't have any missions?"

Osamu Dazai was stunned, "Ah, not for the time being."

I immediately raised my hand and closed his computer, put it on the bedside table, turned off the light, dragged the little mackerel into the quilt, and soon fell asleep in a daze.

Unconsciously, the other party looked at me with incredible eyes, leaned against me in depression and listened to my steady heartbeat for a while, and muttered, "No way? Really? Really Did you just sleep like this?"

But he didn't make any fools after all, he just burrowed into my arms and closed his eyes as well.

When I woke up early the next morning, I was shocked again by the little mackerel's appearance, and after he subconsciously rubbed against me, we both froze at the same time... He just backed away with a whoosh , A less obvious blush also appeared around the pinna.

...Why are you looking at me with that expectant look!I don't understand either!

In fact, I didn’t share the same bed with Dazai for a long time before, and that guy has always been very stable, I really didn’t notice it... and he was busy at first and rarely came back, and later it was because he was afraid of going to sleep Just sent it to me, so he didn't sleep with me.

I saw that the little mackerel began to doubt life after noticing my expression, he held his head and whimpered, "What, what kind of ascetic life do I live... such a sad time Will it take twenty years??"

"There's... there's a reason for that."

I was guilty and silent for a moment, although I really wanted to utter violent words like a scumbag and let him solve it by himself, but I always felt that he would definitely make a fuss, so I could only reluctantly stretch out my hand to him .

It’s just that the young boy who has just grown up is obviously the age who has the most farts and values ​​​​the most self-esteem. He first dodged for a while hypocritically, and then leaned over to try to kiss me with red and delicate eye tails, but because he just woke up, he didn’t care at all. Some kind of worldly desire, I just think he is noisy, and even feel sleepy, I just want to literally fall asleep.

It's a pity that I'm not really ruthless enough, otherwise I would definitely curse him for a second, right now, right now, right now.

But I still couldn't help asking him, "Are you holding back on purpose??"

The little mackerel immediately refuted me indignantly, "No, it's just not enough."

"I've wanted to ask since just now, are you really Japanese..."

"Wow, is this national discrimination??"

"No, this is obviously a compliment to you." I was so sleepy that I almost couldn't think, but this little mackerel seemed to be able to handle it with ease... So it's so troublesome, too troublesome, I shouldn't be soft-hearted just now, but should Let him fend for himself!

In short, after he was finally satisfied, I had to get up and wash my hands several times seriously, and was pestered by the insatiable little loach and refused to let go.

"Let's do it again~"

"No, there is no such worldly desire."

Osamu Dazai reluctantly rubbed against me for a while, and I pressed his head and rushed to change his clothes.

The little mackerel, who took a shower early in the morning, finally washed away his gloomy posture and showed a rare joy, so that the subordinates who were waiting downstairs in the early morning were subconscious when they saw him I was stunned.

"Let's go, don't make Mr. Asama wait too long."

I leaned on him to doze off in the car. Although it might be a little embarrassing to say this, yesterday was almost the most peaceful sleep I had since I came here.

After all, in such a strange world, it is still difficult to completely relax...

"Don't go to sleep now." Although he said that, he didn't intend to wake me up. The clear-eyed young man looked at me sideways with a bit of distress, "Yokohama from now on...will be chaotic soon."

"Why?" I managed to cheer up a little, and saw his eyes darken and look at the five buildings outside the window.

"Because Mimic...has arrived." He said briskly, "Follow me these few days? Only by my side is the safest place. As for Pandora..."

Osamu Dazai paused for no reason, "I will help you find it later."

"Why are you so sure Mr. Asama doesn't have it?" I asked him half asleep, only to hear him laugh twice, "Ah, I just know?"

The result was exactly as Osamu Dazai said, I touched all the gems in the other party’s collection violently, but nothing unusual happened, so I could only go back to the car depressed, watching the ruby ​​that Osamu Dazai finally picked up with great interest Sighed.

"If I can't find it all the time, what will Xiaoqi do?" Osamu Dazai, who was looking at the gemstone facing the light, asked suddenly. He turned his eyes to look at me, as if patiently waiting for my answer.

"Then look for it slowly." I thought for a while, "I'm not looking for a grain of sand on the beach, maybe it's just a lack of an opportunity?"

"Ah." He laughed softly, leaned over and hugged me, "It doesn't matter if you look slowly, no matter what happens, I will be by your side."

This guy started to encourage me again while talking, "However, it's not the same world anyway, in order to make it easier for others to pick and choose, why don't Xiaoqi sign a marriage contract with me right now!"

He even showed a magnanimous look, and said softly under my expressionless gaze, "There is no habit of changing your surname in the place where you were born, so follow your habit? If this is the case, it can be regarded as a sign. Just a normal agreement~"

"No."

"Hey? Hey? Wait a minute?" Osamu Dazai said in shock, "It's okay to hesitate a little bit!"

"Although it doesn't seem to matter." I pondered for a while, "But I always feel that I will be entangled by a terrible evil spirit?"

"It's too much!" He leaned closer exaggeratedly, his iris-colored eyes flickering at me, "There is no difference, right? Anyway, it only works in such a false world, leaving me a little thought is it not OK?"

I was overwhelmed by the guilt he said, but I was really not trying to play him off, because Osamu Dazai really refreshed my cognition of his clinginess every time, and I could still do it when there was no suitable excuse. Press him back forcibly, but if there is an excuse, this guy will only hit the snake in an instant!

It's trivial for him to get ahead, but if he is really given such an opportunity, it's really not a problem that can be solved by saying "I regret it"... In short, it is very troublesome!

Dazai Osamu looked at me for a while, and said aggrievedly, "What is Xiaoqi worried about? I am not the kind of trash who would force his wife. Even if I get married, I will only give priority to your ideas."

I thought about it, and found the most suitable excuse at the moment, and said with a pleasant face, "No, I'm just a child, and I won't think about this kind of thing before I graduate from college."

Osamu Dazai was stalked by me, and he hugged me reluctantly and said angrily, "You just don't want to be responsible to me! You want to kick me away after playing with me hard! You've already done that to me I'm..."

Fortunately, the car finally stopped at the downstairs of Mafia at the port, and I immediately jumped out of the car as if I was amnesty, but Dazai Osamu didn't let go, and I was taken out of the car together like this.

Although I was on the verge of embarrassingly scratching Barbie's dream castle with my bare hands when I met his subordinates who were waiting for Osamu Dazai downstairs, but it is obvious that professional is professional, and they are respectfully lying on the ground with no image Osamu Dazai on my shoulder said hello, and one of them came out and showed Osamu Dazai a gun.

He casually picked it up and flipped through it, then sneered, "Sure enough, continue according to my previous order, and come to me if you catch someone alive."

As he spoke, he tugged at me and motioned me to follow him upstairs first.

"Following me will not be dangerous..." Osamu Dazai said suddenly, "But maybe you will see some scenes that make you uncomfortable. Is that okay? Or I can take you to the safe house? Just wait Stay there for a few days, and then you don’t have to worry about other people after you come out.”

"Then I'll follow you." I didn't hesitate at all.

"Great." He showed a relieved look, "In that case, I don't have to worry about how to persuade you to accept the 360-degree monitoring equipment. Oh, actually, I don't feel worried about leaving you alone so far away from me. Far away?"

I:? ? ?

"Wow, of course it's a joke!" When I grabbed my face, Osamu Dazai immediately blinked and admitted his mistake, "At least there will never be any in the bathroom!"

"This is not something to be proud of at all, right?? It's just a bottom line for being a human being, and the other is a bottom line for being a carbon-based creature, right?"

Osamu Dazai thought about it, and said regretfully, "Hey, then I may not have seen many normal humans. According to this standard, there should not be many normal humans from the top floor of Mafia in the port down to dozens of floors?"

"What are you talking about nonchalantly!!"