My baby tamer can't be the leader

Just as I was looking around, Osamu Dazai whispered in my ear like a wandering spirit. Although I actually forgot about it after complaining, he obviously cared about his image in my eyes very much, and emphasized repeatedly Even if he is the leader of the port Mafia, as long as it does not affect the work, he will not restrict his subordinates in such a reasonable area, so the hobbies of his subordinates obviously have nothing to do with him.

I really want to tell him a cruel fact, that is, he has no image at all with me... Although he is quite upright no matter where he is, Wu Jingzai and him are the same person after all!

And we have been together since we were young. When he was young, he would really cry when he was in a bad state of mind. Children’s nerves are generally more fragile. When stimulated, they would cry out of self-protection instinct for the attention of others. So sometimes I just put him aside and talk to my friends, and when I turned around, I saw that he was already rubbing his eyes and flooding... Forget it, image or something, it just doesn’t exist for childhood sweethearts Yes, nothing.

So speaking of his state, I wondered whether he was wearing it with his memory or not!What I thought at first was that he must have memories, otherwise he wouldn’t be trying to stick to me, but now, as the leader, Osamu Dazai obviously doesn’t remember the memory of being with me... Anyway, it’s quite confusing of.

As for cross-dressing... I didn't intend to take it too seriously, anyway, it's not really a scene of taking the princess on a run. Even if they are found, other people dare not do anything. The boss gave him a meal, but in the end he could only forgive him.

In short, it is quite miserable, but when I think about his salary, I don’t think it is unacceptable... Although there are three elements in a job, they are more money, less work and closer to home, and one is indispensable, but if one of them If it is particularly prominent, the importance of the other two items can obviously be infinitely reduced.

After blocking Osamu Dazai’s expressionless attempt to secretly gesticulate a cat ear headband on my head, I glanced at him in his innocent eyes, took the hair accessory and put it on my head, “Meow ?”

I didn't give him time to react. After meowing, I took off the headband and curled my lips, "What's the matter, my roommate... the former roommate also has a complete set of cat suits, from pads to tails."

But Osamu Dazai was obviously distracted over there, and after a long while, he responded to me with a little pretense.

I casually put the headband on the top of his hair again, looked at him for a moment, and couldn't help feeling a little regretful... That is to say, if he was wearing this at the age of 18, he would definitely be cuter than he is now!

It's a pity that although I have tried my best to put away that regretful emotion, the cat in front of me was too keen, and his expression immediately sank, and he began to sulk, "Are you thinking about others again? That's too much, Xiaoqi. "

"...No, I really don't!"

He snorted against the cat's ears unhappily, and his whole body exuded an aura of 'come and coax me'. After I was speechless for a while, I had to lean over and try to peck his cheek, but the result was The moment I raised my head, Osamu Dazai tilted his head seemingly coincidentally, and it happened to meet my lips. When I was in a daze, he didn't have a trace of charm, but seemed to be purely curious. She stuck out the tip of her tongue and tentatively kissed me back, trying to make me open my mouth.

That is to say, it happened to be in a corner with no one around, otherwise I would definitely have to push him away, but just as I was debating whether to let him continue, I suddenly heard a very low gasp.

Osamu Dazai's kite-colored pupils shrank slightly, and after separating from me, he moved his gaze over at the same time as me, almost full of murderous intent, only to see a strange man holding a box of Switch game cards staring at him with shocking pupils. I glanced sharply, and then shifted my gaze to Osamu Dazai in the next second, only to pause for a moment, then abruptly moved back.

Before I could speak, I heard the other party ask me in a trembling voice, "You dare to green the leader, are you dying?!"

I:?

Osamu Dazai:?

No, the ultimate in the world is Nintendo, right? Can the employees of Port Mafia stop being so down-to-earth during their breaks? !

"No," I felt that my IQ had at least traveled around the outer circle of the atmosphere in this short half a second, and it took a long while before I recovered my vocal ability, "What?? What did you just say?? "

The other party was obviously also very nervous. After looking around for a while, he took a step forward, and turned the screen of the phone to my direction with great confusion. There was a mission command issued by the Central Plains Center on it.

The general idea is to let them find people through my photos, but they may be concerned that Dazai Osamu’s information cannot be leaked, and his identity is not stated on it, but it is only vaguely mentioned that those who travel with me should also be required. Bring the whole tail back, if you don't want to, just call Zhongya Zhongya directly to explain the situation and so on. In the end, it is probably to show the urgency of this order, and it is related to the leader, and you must not slack off.

I fell into a moment of contemplation again, and then turned my head to look at Osamu Dazai, who was wearing a cat ear headband and looking at me with innocent eyes, trying to explain with all his strength what is called a "large portable pendant". I understand his subordinates... If I saw him like this, I wouldn't think this guy is the leader, okay?It looks exactly like the little white-faced little green tea I was looking for outside!

But the other party obviously didn't intend to report me right now. Instead, he said in a panic even more than I did, "Although I can understand your thoughts, miss, it's not okay. It's hard for us to deal with the leader when he gets angry..."

"What can I think??"

That person talked about him and said, "When the Central Plains cadres were drunk before... they mentioned the leader, and the wording they used was not very nice."

You are really tactful... I can guess that the other party must be scolding some disgusting lines... Don't tell the truth to the drunk!And in Zhongyuan Zhongye's heart, this kind of rubbish boss must have been born from the heart, and he looks ugly!

Osamu Dazai whispered in my ear, "Really."

In the end, the talented person said seriously, "Sir, if I were you, I should run away now, or the leader will get angry... Believe me, you don't want to go to the leader's subordinates."

The young leader was silent for a while. I think he probably also experienced the wonderful feeling of traveling around the world with brain tissue. People sail around the world in 88 days, and now they are speechless to the point where it only takes one second. Life is really amazing. Is it the advancement of technology? I love it.

"Then why didn't you contact Zhongyuan Zhongye as required?" I was quite curious.

Is it possible that I can still have a Mission: Impossible, Impossible, Impossible here?Invite the leader of the port Mafia to undercover the wonderful drama of his own organization?No way, this buff is stacked too much? ?

"This... I'll just say it, this task is very difficult for everyone..." Guicai replied melancholy, "Who dares to take care of this kind of housework that seems to be the leader?"

"Why are you so sure that it's someone else's housework..."

"Because we have never received such an ambiguous task." He replied, "If it wasn't released by the Central Plains cadres, we would definitely think it was a prank, and my companion didn't get much information when he asked, just I heard that the cadres of the Central Plains showed a higher degree of importance than what was written in the announcement."

What a logical and reasonable guess!

The other party began to persuade me again, "Although I can understand your thoughts to some extent, I just said it bluntly. When the leader is angry, everyone will be unlucky together. Last time when the leader was angry because of the stupid offense of other organizations, we joined forces. A one-month class, do you know how we spent this month?"

Me: "...996?"

After explaining the meaning of 996 to the other party, the other party sneered, "996? Do you do charity? Stand by 24 hours a day!"

I was shocked, "Damn it, this boss is too bad, why don't you quit?"

He twitched for a while, "Hey, that's not true. That month, I paid the usual four months' salary at once. I was too angry to play games last week. I broke a Switch and bought a spare..."

The guy finally glanced at Dazai Osamu who has been silent until now, and sighed, "I have to report it later, it's not easy for everyone, run away, otherwise Shen Dongwan Bay is not a joke, leader It’s really possible to do it, the request also says that you must have all the tails, the leader will not plan to do it yourself..."

To be honest, it is really hard for me to hold back my laughter, but I may have misunderstood the reason why I took a deep breath, and the man shook his head sympathetically, and said to me, "Let's stay for another 5 minutes at most, please forgive me. .”

After speaking, he walked away in a vicissitudes of life, leaving only a back full of stories.

Just after the other party left, I couldn't hold it back, and laughed out loud against Osamu Dazai's resentful eyes, and was dragged out by him out of breath.

"Stop laughing." He said helplessly, "That little slug... is really unreliable."

You have the nerve to say that the most unreliable person is yourself!

"You won't retaliate, right?" I wiped my tears from laughing, trying to save that unknown well-meaning person.

"Hey? How could it be?" The leader answered me with a smile on his face, but his tone sounded like he was gnashing his teeth, "I didn't notice that there was a subordinate with such an excellent emotional intelligence in their team before. After that, I will transfer him to Chuya Chuya, and go to Antarctica with him to grow potatoes~"

This is revenge!Naked revenge!This man's eyes are really smaller than the tip of a needle, my dear friend, take care of yourself...

While he was talking, he bought a fox mask that could cover half of my face from a nearby store and covered my face. Considering that someone would come to me according to the photo later, I didn't refuse.

But after looking at me for a while, this guy handed me a Kagura bell.

"Why... do you really want to play cosplay?" I took it with some doubts, and heard Dazai Osamu softly "meow", looking at me with curved eyebrows, "In this way, I can Have you become Xiaoqi's shikigami?"