My baby tamer can't be the leader

Most of the time, Osamu Dazai's sleep quality is very poor.

That doesn't even necessarily qualify as "sleep", it's better to say it's just a state of coma that the human body naturally falls into after exhaustion, and therefore, although it is difficult enough for him to fall asleep, even so, as long as He would be startled out of his sleep by the slightest sound coming from his side.

Therefore, it should be impossible for such a thing to happen.

He propped one hand on the quilt, and the other hand almost instinctively wanted to restrain the uninvited guest who did not know when to appear, but just when his fingertips touched the defenseless slender neck of the other party, Another will in the body stopped his movements quite strongly.

Caught off guard, the repulsive reaction, which seemed quite rude at first, turned into a playful light touch between lovers in an instant because of the attenuation of strength.

……

To be honest, I felt unreliable when I heard Dazai's enthusiastic proposal of a 'pre-marriage trip', especially since the two of us are about to graduate soon, and the graduation thesis is like a mountain pressing on me, it is impossible There is time for fishing!Not everyone has the outrageous mobility of this guy!

As a result, he immediately proved with facts that he was not talking nonsense, he came prepared, "It's true that it's not possible here, but it's okay in other worlds?"

Although I also thought of the relatively static timeline between the two worlds, the question is, is this a bit outrageous...Look at what other people with the ability to travel through the world are doing, even if they don’t save the world, it’s no good Do you want to have a cross-world trade and reach the pinnacle of your life? ?

"If it's just that kind of thing, there's no need to go across the world, right?" But before I could express my opinion, Dazai, who had already seen what I was thinking, tilted his head in confusion and said with a more confused expression than I did, "Can you?" Why bother with problems that are solved in this world?"

What the hell, I know you're awesome, so stop showing off!

"Then tell me where you're going first?" I was really under the pressure of my graduation thesis, I thought about it, and I didn't refuse Dazai's proposal. Although I could ask him to help me, I don't want to rely on everything. He, and such a commemorative thing, it's better to finish it by yourself.

Of course, it doesn't matter what his specific proposal was, because at the same time I was awakened by the coolness on the back of my neck in a daze, what caught my eyes was a completely unfamiliar interior furnishings, which should have been put together immediately. Dazai half-knelt aside, frowning and covering his forehead, his expression full of struggles.

I wanted to go over immediately to see how he was doing, but as soon as I got up, I felt something was wrong... Wait? !This vision? !

Just as I fell into a daze for a moment, Dazai, who seemed to be in great pain, put down his hand, and said softly in an extremely cold voice, "Then, the deal is concluded."

I don’t know when he changed into a sand-colored windbreaker, and he was dressed exactly like Takenzai. He gave me a look that was completely unfamiliar to me, “By the way, who is she?”

Immediately afterwards, he acted like a schizophrenic, his entire body was completely different from before, and his expression returned to the familiar one, "It's my fiancee~"

Immediately afterwards, Dazai and I showed the same shocked expression, but the reasons for our shock were probably different. Of course, I was surprised by his performance, and Dazai looked forward to me with an unbelievable expression. , Shocked, "What? I actually...have the same hobbies as Mr. Mori?!"

"...No, it was just an accident."

……

Although Osamu Dazai still has doubts about the "other self" that suddenly appeared in his mind, the evidence presented by the other party has to make him admit that he is indeed Osamu Dazai from another world.

[I underestimated the attraction between books. ] Dazai, who claimed to have served as the leader of the port Mafia, said gloomily in his mind, 【The original landing point is not here, rather——who would want to come to such a place, tsk. 】

The disgust in the leader Zai’s tone was almost self-evident, [I would leave immediately if I could, but it will take a while for the book to regain its strength... This feeling is really too disgusting, don’t you Do you think there will be someone who wants to single-handedly promote the current situation? 】

Dazai Osamu of the Armed Detective Agency quickly analyzed the other party's words, and agreed with the other party's last sentence to a considerable extent, [You are right, thank you very much for strengthening my determination to die now, Why don't you go into the water now? 】

[After seven days, you can go by yourself. 】The leader Zai quickly stopped Butai Zai's intention to control his body, 【You don't want me, but I do! 】

Wu Jingzai:?

Only then did he notice the woman who also suddenly appeared in the room... No, it should be more appropriate to use the word 'girl' or even 'young girl' to describe it?No matter how you look at it, the other party is only about ten years old at most?

Immediately afterwards, the two Dazai Osamu, who had just recovered from the confrontation between consciousnesses, fell silent at the same time—in fact, because they are now in the same body, they both share the same five senses That's why Osamu Dazai of the Armed Detective Agency can see the picture, and Osamu Dazai can also receive it.

The other party seemed extremely guilty, he obviously wanted to evade the facts rather than the inexplicable surprise, and even took the initiative to talk to Wu Jingzai about how to deal with the current situation.

Although he is reluctant to admit it, the chips that the leader Dazai put out are indeed the information Dazai needs most right now, about the five declines of heaven and man, about books... no matter which one it is, it may become the most important information on the chessboard. Important general.

He also didn't care about the girl who also appeared inexplicably, and directly finalized a specific deal with Dazai, who seemed quite indifferent to it, and put all his attention on the girl, and finally asked about the other party's identity, and got Dazai proud of himself. The 'fiancee' reply.

"What? I actually...have the same hobbies as Mr. Mori?!" Even Osamu Dazai, who is quite self-aware of his own moral level, was shocked for a moment by his own bottom line. You must know that even Mori Ogai , he would at most just play with his abilities, he wouldn't really attack girls under the age of 12!

"...No, it was just an accident." The other party argued palely, but before he had time to explain the cause and effect, the little girl in front of him uttered in confusion, "Dazai?"

As the leader, Dazai almost reflexively wanted to get closer, but Dazai held him in place viciously, and motioned him to pay attention to the wall clock on the wall, "We just talked about my day and your night, right? ?It's not dark yet, by the way, you're acting like a dog."

Dazai sneered, and just as he was about to say something, Xia Qi couldn't believe it, "What did you say? Tell me again?"

"No! He's not telling you, Xiaoqi should ignore him, he's just jealous, just the howling of a defeated dog." Now Osamu Dazai didn't stop the other party at all, and was forced to call him directly, and had to watch helplessly. I leaned forward anxiously, and because of the girl's glaring eyes, I didn't dare to continue to approach, so I could only whisper, "Something went wrong, and now I and Osamu Dazai of this world... have no relationship for the time being. There is no way to separate, we just talked about him coming out during the day and me at night."

"Then why do I seem to be getting smaller?" The girl called Xiaoqi tried to raise her hand, and then found that even if she stood up at this moment, she was only about the same height as the kneeling Dazai Osamu, just about to reach out Touching Dazai's cheek was instantly avoided by the other party.

Wu Detective Zai watched the other self showing a disgusting look of grievance, and said coyly, "Xiaoqi, don't touch him."

At this moment, he and the girl almost showed the exact same expression of the subway old man looking at his phone.

The only difference is that Osamu Dazai could only think of a way to get the number back while he was speechless, but she jumped up and punched Dazai, "There is something wrong with you! Explain it to me from beginning to end!"

……

After listening to the explanation of Dazai who was wearing Buteizai's shell, before I had time to get angry with Dazai, this guy quickly pushed Dazai out who had just been squeezed by him, so that I could only I stared at each other in embarrassment for a while...Of course, it was mainly because of my embarrassment. After all, for Osamu Dazai, no matter who he is, Osamu Dazai doesn't seem to have the concept of embarrassment.

Because I really didn't know what to say, I thought about it and introduced myself in an embarrassing way.

Dazai just meant that it may be because the two worlds were affected by the overlap of rules, which caused the coordinates of the position he recorded originally to change, so he ended up in the wrong world.

But even if the "Occupation of Dazai" in this world is not his past, it will not cause the problem of time paradox. After all, two identical people cannot exist in a world at the same time, so it will cause the current result.

Just talking about why I was reduced, he was silent for a moment, talked about him for a while, and then went offline directly, shit!You can run for a while, can you run for a lifetime? !

As a result, when I was thinking about things, Osamu Dazai looked at me and said the first sentence, which made me instantly feel extremely familiar, as if I was dreaming back from yesterday.

He said, "Have you ever determined whether you have been brainwashed?"

I:……