My baby tamer can't be the leader

Why do you have this reaction too? ?

Co-author Your perception of yourself is that it is impossible to have a girlfriend without brainwashing, right?So to this extent, you are quite self-aware? !

Osamu Dazai raised a corner of his forehead hair with a slight headache. At this moment, when he was watching through the screen, he could feel the kind of gentleness that was almost pity in him. The camouflage in front of him is so superfluous, and the delicate eyebrows are full of indifference and tiredness, "Forget it, that kind of thing is fine anyway, but I can't explain where you come from."

Speaking of this, I can't wait to give Dazai a punch again. I seriously doubt that this guy did it on purpose. If I hadn't been made smaller at this moment, I would have frankly run away. Isn't it just seven days, although I can't do it. He can get anywhere with just one mouth, but I still have the confidence to find a job in a short time and persuade the boss to advance his salary?

Then why the hell am I still here, waiting to play mahjong with Wu Jingzai?Oh, and Dazai is also counted, anyway, it is a clear card for both of them to play mahjong, and it doesn't matter if they have the same eyesight.

In fact, I think they don't even need a poker table, they just need to build a pile of mahjong blocks, and drawing cards is superfluous, anyway, they must have a 3D stereoscopic panorama in their heads, and add a black era Osamu Dazai can make a hell mahjong table :), or Dostoevsky, anyone but me!

But the problem is that I was made smaller!

"No... this is too much, and it's not within the scope of what we just said." Osamu Dazai tilted his head slightly, showing an extremely complicated expression, as if he was about to say something, and then suddenly widened his eyes , "...For you to be ruthless, it's a deal."

After he finished talking to himself over there, he turned his head and asked me quite sincerely, "How did you bear him? If it was because you couldn't think of any good way to get rid of him before, now I can provide you with some energy. A suggestion to solve this big trouble forever? Guaranteed you will not be held accountable by the law."

Me: ...As expected of you.

It is estimated that Osamu Dazai just wanted to run on Dazai. He is full of nature and does not even have the slightest courtesy at the moment. Although there is nothing in his behavior that can be called disrespectful, the almost arrogant indifference is very obvious. Ruojie.

Of course, I can understand this. If Osamu Dazai from another world forced another me to come over, no matter which one I would definitely let him know why the flowers are so red... Thinking differently , Osamu Dazai in front of him is really reasonable, really.

After he finished speaking, he slowly got up from the quilt, "There are no utensils suitable for you here, I will wash up first, and he will take you there when I come back from get off work."

It wasn't until he turned around and went into the bathroom that I finally took a look at the surrounding environment. The main reason was that it was too embarrassing before, and I was too embarrassed to look around in front of Osamu Dazai. After all, he wouldn't be embarrassed but I would!

Fortunately, the clothes seem to have shrunk along with me, saving me from facing the worst situation, otherwise I would definitely accept Osamu Dazai's proposal just now, I promise.

……

Osamu Dazai, who was facing the mirror in the bathroom and scooped up a handful of water and slapped it on his face, said in a tone almost gnashing his teeth, "Calm down? Can you put your emotions away? It's disgusting, disgusting, what is this?" ? I'm going to spit it out."

Dazai, who is the leader over there, is immersed in the look of his smaller girlfriend angrily wanting to beat him up, but also has a lot of worries because the body at this moment is not his after all, so he can only endure it even more angrily,【 It's natural for a guy without a girlfriend to understand what a blissful experience it is to watch someone act like a baby, and I won't share your experience. 】

...Can this be considered coquettish?

For the first time, Osamu Dazai considered the type of woman he might favor, almost perplexed, "Is she obedient?"

Dazai sneered, and answered him calmly, 【I am very obedient. 】

Wu Zhenzai: ...

"You really look like a dog." He couldn't help sighing again, "A horror story? This kind of thing."

The target of his ridicule didn't take it seriously at all, and instead spoke maliciously, 【Huh?Since you like him so much and will be obedient, you must also appreciate your former subordinates very much, right?Although most of them are more than successful, but they do meet your requirements? 】

Osamu Dazai was obviously stabbed in the heart, he even wanted to go back on his request not to let Xia Qi out of his sight for a long time during the day, but he was really reluctant to part with the exchange offered by the other party - in his world, in the That Sakunosuke Oda lived well, and continued to write the books he wrote in the world of books...

He took a deep breath, and simply plunged his head into the pool, bubbling and bubbling, and said in a hopeless way, "At least, absolutely, absolutely not be seen by Mr. Mori..."

……

Seeing Osamu Dazai's obvious expression of keeping strangers away, I wisely kept a certain distance from him, followed behind him step by step, looked at the direction of the five buildings with some nostalgia, and thought of I did something that I wanted to do but didn't do it in the end for various reasons.

That's right, I'm talking about Tomori Ogai sacks.

The main reason is that when Dazai was still the leader, Mori Ogai had been squatting in the orphanage. Even though he was alone, the tragedy on Dazai's body was not caused by this "Mori Ogai". The trap is even more ruthless, there is a grievance and a debtor, and I am too embarrassed to really trick him... But Mori Ogai in this world is different!

Osamu Dazai, who was walking beside me, twisted his expression, "Are you serious?"

At first I thought he was talking to Dazai, but after a while I realized that he was talking to me, maybe Dazai told him what I said before?

"Yeah." I admitted rather readily. "Does it affect you in any way?"

"No, that's not the problem." Osamu Dazai analyzed it subconsciously, "If it's Mr. Mori, he will endure it for the port of Mafia—the question is, are you serious?"

He repeated the question again, and even widened his eyes in disbelief, "Do you really think that he needs you to do this for him?"

Immediately afterwards, Osamu Dazai covered his forehead again and showed a headache expression, probably Dazai wanted to name him again, but I accepted it well, "Why do you think I did it for him? Even if I did it because of Dazai Seeing that Mori Ogai is upset, it is my own decision to seduce him, why do you have to think that I am for something?"

I thought about it, and then added, "Anyway, I know that I will be happy because of this result. What other people think and whether they will accept it are secondary. You can stop me if you are unhappy."

Osamu Dazai lowered his eyes, avoiding my sight.

Perhaps it was because he didn't know how to answer the conversation, he let go of the hand pointing his forehead, and then changed a completely different look, obviously being called by Dazai, he immediately looked like a super big one Like a cat, it tried to get closer, but stopped at a distance of tens of centimeters away with heavy concerns.

It's just that this guy can bear it for a few minutes, and soon he gave up struggling completely, and hugged me in his arms and rubbed me vigorously with an infatuated look on his face that I wanted to call the police.

Although I don't know what Wu Zhenzai is thinking now, that is to say, his black history may be 'former mafia cadre', but I think from this moment on, his black history is likely to become 'because It's too perverted, so he was tortured away as a copper smelter', and even if the plot remains unchanged, he may be charged with this crime when he was tortured by Tiaoye Caiju...

After all, I really want to call the police right now!

I seriously suspect that if he was a real cat, he would already be purring at this moment. Fortunately, he is still a little bit sane. He just rubbed me vigorously and did not do anything more excessive. Of course, I also have reasons to suspect that this is probably The result of Butei Zai's death protest...

"That guy is so annoying." Dazai frowned and clicked his tongue.

To be honest, at this time, I have begun to feel a little rejoiced that he is wearing it on Wu Zhenzai, otherwise his evil disease may not be cured!I'm really going to call the police and arrest him!

I'm not worried about what Dazai will do. After all, he is not really a copper smelter. If he likes someone, he likes him even when he was a teenager. There's a big difference—it's you, Mori Ogai!

It's just that if you let him go in this situation, he will really confuse the desire to protect and the desire to control!Because there is no difference between these two thoughts to him, in short, it is very scary, brother!

"So cute, Xiaoqi..." Dazai rubbed against me again, "I really want to raise..."

I was silent for a while, then grabbed his Poirot tie on his chest and answered him, "It's so perverted."

The other party immediately showed a shocked look, "Wait a minute??"

At this moment, a questioning voice suddenly came from beside the two of us, "Mr. Dazai??"