My baby tamer can't be the leader

Osamu Dazai has never wanted to find a rope to hang himself more than now, now, immediately, immediately.

Being forced to share his body with another self is unbearable to the point where he can't calm down even if he jumps into the river, not to mention risking being thought to have the same hobbies as Mr. Mori!

Even though he knew that the guy was probably trying to disgust him on purpose, so he acted even worse, but the problem was that he was being squeezed out, and the other party might still enjoy it!

Although this was not out of Dazai Osamu's original intention - but at this moment, he did inexplicably empathize with those unlucky people who were tricked by him in the past.

Especially in the clothing store, when he was praised by the clerk, "Sir, your daughter is so cute", he was about to feel ill... But as the leader, Osamu Dazai just fell down after being stunned for a moment. With eyes closed, he responded with a soft smile.

At that moment, Wu Xunzai and Xia Qi gasped at the same time, the only difference was that the former suffered a great psychological injury, and temporarily began to escape from reality in despair, while the latter complained, holding his forehead, " Otherwise, you should really find a prison!"

It's just that she spoke Chinese. Dazai, who was the only one present who understood, thought about it, and then smiled maliciously, "Ah, that's not bad? Maybe you can try it before you go back?"

"You are a devil..."

Dazai showed a look of indifference, "That kind of thing is fine anyway... Ah, do you want to try this one?"

……

After changing several sets of clothes, and being hugged and sucked by Dazai like a cat for a long time, I finally realized that the rotation of Feng Shui is indeed an eternal truth in the world.

In the past, I secretly thought that he was like a cat, but now the person who is regarded as a cat is actually me. What is this, is it a cat attracting people incident? !

In particular, he still maintains the last bit of reserve, just leaning against my cheek and rubbing against me with minimal movements-but I'm not sure if this is because he is really in the way of face or he just cares This is not his body, in short, thank you, it was a great help.

"So Mr. Mori has been living such a happy life? It's really enviable." Dazai complained in a low voice, and he pretended to be pitiful with his good-looking eyes, "Just when I was forced to live alone in a hopeless world Wandering in it? If..."

Although he didn't continue, this guy almost printed out the words "Why did you leave me for four years, so cruel" and made it into a billboard in bold and enlarged form to protest.

How much do you care about that? !And didn't you make it up yourself? !Do you have to blame me for the result of cheating yourself? ?This is Porcelain, okay? !

But I really have nothing to do with this guy, after all, he's not actually trying to settle accounts after the fall, it's better to say that he just found an excuse to act awkwardly... In this point, he really looks like a cat.

But if you ignore him, like a cat that has been neglected for a long time, maybe it will explode into a ball of hair in anger, and because it is too insecure, he will start from the beginning and find an excuse to get serious. It will be more annoying then, forget it.

To be honest, he is willing to turn the corner and act like a baby, which is an improvement. He wants to change to the previous one who wants to come closer but because he is afraid of being rejected by me, he just gestures in a way that is so obscure that normal people can't figure it out, and then If you don't get a response and just emo by yourself, it's very troublesome anyway.

Because generally normal people suffer a little emotional setback, even if they don’t adjust that day, they will be fine after ten days and half a month, but this guy won’t!

That kind of memory comparable to hyperamnesia is undoubtedly counterproductive at this moment, so that his emotions are like springs that have been pressed down, and when they accumulate to a certain extent, they will rebound violently Come back... If one is not done well, it will hurt others and hurt yourself. It is true that Landmine is a boyfriend.

What kind of duds does he dismantle, if I say he might as well dismantle himself, it is nothing more than a physical explosion and a psychological explosion...

As a last resort, I could only raise my hand and pat his head perfunctorily. When I saw someone approaching me to praise me for being cute, I took a deep breath for a while before resisting the intention of changing the stroking to pinching.

Dazai didn't seem to care at all, he casually raised his eyes and looked at the other guests who came closer.

It was a young woman, who probably came to relax by going shopping in the mall after get off work. I vaguely remembered seeing her outside the store before, but I looked at the shelves of children's clothes around me and felt that she didn't seem to be It's too much like shopping...

The other party bent his knees slightly, turned his eyes shyly, and avoided Dazai's sight, "Well, I don't seem to have seen the child's mother..."

Dazai frowned slightly, the original gentle expression on his face disappeared at this moment, and he returned to his usual cold and distant appearance, "My lover and I—"

In the middle of his speech, he suddenly got stuck, as if he suddenly realized that this was not the shell he was wearing, and then fell into some strange entanglement inexplicably, and he continued after a long while. In another way, he expressed his polite refusal.

I didn't find it strange, after all, the number of times the two of us have been approached is actually quite small... It's true that we have already mixed up experience.

But Dazai still explained to me after the other party regretfully left, "In Japan...it is relatively rare for a man to have children in marriage, so it is a misunderstanding. Of course, I don't think about any children except Xiaoqi. You have to touch it even once, it’s better to say that just thinking about it will make you feel nauseous and want to spit it out.”

"Then what were you hesitating just now?" I didn't bother to pay attention to him, anyway, it was enough for him to shuffle his hair once in a while, if he shuffled too much, it would easily make him overexcited, it was like playing fishing in the Star O Valley or It's like playing a game with qte, too much can't be done, and it can't be done too little, it's really hard to mess with a cat!

He rubbed against me in frustration, and said unwillingly, "After all, this is not my body. What if someone misunderstands what I said and thinks you are his lover?"

For a while, I couldn't figure out how many detours Dazai made in this sentence, after all, he was just talking nonsense about the relationship between us!All in all, I can't figure it out anymore, whatever, I'm going to show off, after all, I can't gag him and make him shut up all the time...

The problem is, this guy doesn't care what other people think, does he? ?In the end, do you even mind this now? ?

Probably seeing my speechlessness, Dazai changed the subject wisely, and continued to try to persuade me to change into a few more small skirts. After being rejected by me on the grounds that I was too tired and my hands were sore, he tilted his head and thought for a while. He suggested distressedly, "But it's not convenient for me to change it for you here? Why don't you buy it first?"

"What are you talking about??" I was once again shocked by his almost non-existent lower limit, "I said that if you really have nothing to do, you can find a place to squat!"

He looked at me very innocently, and reluctantly said, "That's right, if I can see it, that guy can see it too... Tsk."

... I guess Buteizai should be answering this guy in a rage in his mind, he doesn't want to watch it at all... To a certain extent, I think Buteizai has a pretty good temper. If it were me, I might have already fight with him...

Oh yes, he jumped into the river in the morning, hmm... so even he can't stand his other self? !Is this the legendary poisonous creature that will be poisoned to death by its own poison? ?

It's just that when Dazai was half-kneeling and obsessed with sticking to me, I felt a black and white figure faintly flashed by the edge of my vision.

Seems a bit familiar?

Just when the figure suddenly stopped outside the glass wall, the sense of familiarity instantly became stronger——