My baby tamer can't be the leader

When he heard the bewildered "Dazai-kun??", Buteizai knew that he and Mori Ogai could only live together today...

Especially when Alice approached curiously, Dazai Osamu, who is also the leader, immediately stood up very cautiously holding Xia Qi, and immediately stepped back three steps as if avoiding some dirty thing, still covering her hands. The other party's eyes were not at all vigilant, "Xiao Qi, don't look at it, you will get your eyes dirty if you see that kind of dirty adult."

Osamu Dazai felt that his brain was going to explode, it was really going to explode, but another Zaidae creature that had already started to protect the food had obviously entered a complete attack state, like a cat with its back arched, let him There is no way to push the other party down and shut up obediently.

...Damn it, although Mori Ogai knows that he can't have such a big daughter, and he doesn't have such a hobby at all, but he will definitely watch him have fun with great interest!If that little slug finds out... Let him die, really, if this is the price of saving the world, then the price is too tragic!

Or is this the so-called retribution? ?If he is guilty, please let the law punish him, instead of being forced to suffer unwarranted slander while watching this suffocating picture here!

Xia Qi, who was the only one who knew his state right now, turned her head and touched his cheek sympathetically, "Sorry, don't talk nonsense about Dazai!"

...Thank you, but in fact, she might as well not do that, because Osamu Dazai clearly felt that the hostility of the other Osamu Dazai towards him doubled in an instant, and the smell of vinegar was so strong that even if he had no body at the moment, he would be ruthless I experienced the sour feeling of being so sour that I couldn't open my eyes.

But before Dazai could say anything, Mori Ogai, who was simply wearing a white coat and didn't wear the suit that symbolizes the leader, walked in with a face of extreme hypocrisy and surprise, "Ah, it's really rare to be able to See you here, Dazai-kun."

He paused for a moment, and then warmly said in the half-smile expression of the other party, "I didn't expect that after leaving the port of Mafia, you finally found out——"

"Huh?" Dazai tilted his head pretending to be suspicious, his fine black hair fell down around his neck, he unceremoniously stretched out his hand to erase Alice with supernatural powers, while she was rushing backwards He sneered, "Don't compare Xiaoqi with your abilities."

"Alice!" Mori Ogai immediately blocked Alice, who had avoided disqualification in the world, and blamed her pointingly in her angry expression, "Dazai-kun will not be afraid to attack such a cute girl." Have you become an object of fear?"

Although she had struggled secretly several times to get Dazai to put herself down, Xia Qi who was ignored was almost covering her face and sighing... Don't say such things in front of Dazai!He can't help but show off!

"Compared to Mr. Mori who can only experience the sad fate of being 'loved' by supernatural powers in this life, Xiaoqi still likes me after knowing everything about me?" Nothing was beyond her expectations at all. , Dazai immediately began to prick Ogai's heart.

The relationship between the master and apprentice is full of malice, but inexplicably maintains a twisted and weird master-apprentice relationship, maintaining the lowest level of "peace", that is, although both have the idea of ​​killing each other, at least they don't. Will really try to practice...probably.

"Oh? But such a young child can't understand Dazai-kun's past?" Mori Ogai pointed out, "Can she really understand what is 'day' and what is 'night'?"

Dazai showed a look of disapproval, "Understanding? Mr. Mori's requirements are unexpectedly low? Just understanding itself has no meaning, how to use this kind of 'understanding' is the real ability?"

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To be honest, I have already started to feel uneasy at this time, but I can't break free from Dazai's arms with my small arms and legs, and I doubt that if I move a little more, I can really send him in... In that case Wu Jingzai is too miserable!

But is it really better for Osamu Dazai to be completely dead than to get involved? ?Really? ?

Although he does not have any sense of morality, he still has the lowest sense of shame, right? !And he is completely lying on the gun!

"So, what do you mean?" Mori Ogai looked at me calmly again for a while, his eyes flickered slightly, as if he was thinking about something.

I have reason to suspect that he is considering whether to use me to check and balance Dazai, right? That is to say, in this world with strange abilities, I can't do anything about him, otherwise I don't need to check his specific account books in the original world. There are [-] ways to send him to prison for free food, or even worse, I can let him experience what it means to be truly traumatized.

Dazai was keenly aware of my emotional changes, and he rubbed against me with a little fascination, "Because I don't like Mr. Mori, so you hate him too? Don't be angry, it doesn't really matter. If Mr. Mori uses it well, it's okay. It's very useful~ After all, even if he is used as a tool to win, he won't complain."

"Dazai-kun..." Mori Ogai raised his empty hand and wiped his eyes hypocritically, "It's really sad, I can be considered your teacher after all, right? Even the hobbies are so similar now? I thought Want to send you a copy of all the styles I admire the most?"

"Thank you, but it doesn't make sense if I didn't choose it." Dazai also showed a false smile. These two people can make fake smiles so natural that they are seamless, but at this moment they seem to be deliberately disgusting each other. One is more fake than the other...

"Ah, yes, by the way." Dazai added as if he suddenly thought of something, "It's different from Mr. Mori's perverted habit of controlling everything in the dark. I listen to Xiaoqi for everything, okay?"

Don't talk about it and drag me into it again! !And you are the least qualified to talk about him! !Who the hell just said 'it doesn't make sense if I didn't choose'? !

I let out a long sigh, and sympathized with Butei Zai, who was probably also autistic at the moment, "Then let me go."

"No." Dazai said without hesitation, "Mr. Mori is too dangerous, even the air around him is poisonous?"

Do you really treat me like a child? !

Mori Ogai was obviously too upset by him, and he said with a smile on his face, "Oh, I never thought that the destination that Dazai-kun chose for himself in the end would be such a child, presumably your former confidante Friends will be very sad, right?"

"Huh? It's just that some people's misbehavior has affected me." Dazai clicked his tongue, but Mori Ogai obviously took the "some people" he mentioned as talking about him, and immediately disagreed. , "How come, I am devoted to Alice."

He rubbed his chin again, and said thoughtfully, "Speaking of which, if Chuya or Akutagawa-kun find out about Dazai-kun's new hobby—it will be very interesting, right?"

I finally couldn't help it anymore, "Uncle, are you Dazai's teacher?"

Mori Ogai froze for a moment as if he didn't expect me to strike up a conversation with him, and then subconsciously observed Dazai's reaction, and found that he didn't feel that the other party was overstepping the point of speaking for him. He looked at me seriously for a moment for the first time, "That's right, kid, I can be your teacher too."

"Then what did you teach Dazai?"

He smiled meaningfully, "I taught him... everything he needs to be human."

"Cheating, betrayal, hurt?"

"..." Mori Ogai was silent for a moment, then burst out laughing, "Dazai-kun's nature is like this, I just teach students according to their aptitude."

"Innate...?" I laughed, "If I had to follow my instinct, I would definitely find a way to get rid of you."

"No matter which world it is, in such a situation where high-end force is being checked and balanced by all parties, only finance is the most effective weapon, especially in a system like Mafia, which is cold and based entirely on profit-at least you let I will let you experience the pain and betrayal experienced by the people I care about, regardless of whether it hurts innocent people or not."

"But it is my education that makes me unwilling to do this kind of thing... So, I have to say, Mr. Sen, you are very remiss."

Mori Ogai was silent for a long time this time, he stared deeply at me, and then slowly moved to Dazai who was looking at me with soft and unbelievably soft eyes, "It's not that a child of this age can What you said? Is it a supernatural power? But I am no longer qualified to be human..."

"It's a miracle." He laughed, turning sideways childishly, completely blocking Mori Ogai's gaze from looking at me, "It's my miracle."

"I really didn't expect that Dazai-kun would find his home one day." Mori Ogai sighed indiscriminately, "It seems that I am more like a villain."

He paused, took out a bank card from the inside of his pocket and handed it over, took Alice, who seemed quiet at the moment, again, and pointed out, "Although I may not be a good teacher, if I Without me, there would be no Dazai-kun now... This cannot be changed no matter what."

"As for this, let's regard it as the blessing of the past teacher wishing you to finally find your home."

Dazai took it casually, and said with a half-smile, "Although I shouldn't be the one to take this... But anyway, it seems that if I don't take it now, I probably won't have a chance in the future?"

Are you fucking taking this opportunity to slander your other self even now? !How much hatred? !