My baby tamer can't be the leader

It's not hard for me to understand why Ogai Mori wanted to poach Osamu Dazai back. After all, when he first forced the other party away, he hadn't completely resolved the influence of the previous leader, and his own position was not stable enough. Osamu Dazai's ability It's too outstanding, and all kinds of factors have contributed to Mori Ogai's extreme guard against Osamu Dazai.

However, the current Dazai Osamu is far less threatening to his status than four years ago, not only because his status is much more stable than before, but more importantly... a place like the Mafia does not tolerate traitors.

As for Osamu Dazai's own wishes?That was the least important part for Mori Ogai.

Whether he likes it or not, his erratic attitude and extreme world-weariness will make him the 'unstable' part.

But, it's really too crumbly!

After listening to Osamu Dazai slapping Mori Ogai with a smirk, I knew that he hadn’t used all his strengths in annoying people at all, and was probably in a lazy state of half nausea and half ignorance. , like a cat that is a bit dizzy even after waking up after oversleeping.

……

Osamu Dazai is also in a very bad mood at this meeting. The reason why his tone is not so harsh at the moment is actually because he is fighting in the double lane and did not put all his energy on Mori Ogai. After all, even if he used to be Teacher, he is definitely not as proficient in disgusting him as the other himself. At most, it can be regarded as the difference between the main contradiction and the secondary contradiction.

【are you a pig. 】He rubbed the faintly aching eyebrows with one hand, and sarcastically said, 【How long has it been since I slept until I had a headache?Not even when you were drunk and hungover... How did you survive with this kind of vigilance? 】

Dazai knew that he had been holding back for a long time, and that he was going to die, so he didn't bother to talk to him, and didn't speak at all.

But in the state of the two of them, even if he kept silent, Wu Detective Zai could still feel the show-off emotion faintly coming from him, which made him distort his expression.

"It's disgusting, it's disgusting."

"Wait a minute?? Dazai-kun??" Mori Ogai on the other end of the phone was taken aback by the unexpected blunt words, and his signature pen on the other end of the phone drew a long track on the document.

He wasn't surprised by Osamu Dazai's outburst of resentment at this moment, but was surprised by his undisguised bored tone.

One very counter-intuitive thing is that Osamu Dazai seldom argues with others, or the word "argument" is too light. He prefers to use the sharpest weapon of language, pointing at the vital point, piercing the heart bone.

He would not intentionally create an up-and-coming topic with someone he doesn't care about at all, it would be meaningless to him, and it would even be boring, after all, isn't it just to get angry with people? people?Then he has countless ways to achieve this goal, which are even more direct and substantive than fluffy words, so he usually changes the topic in a few words, avoiding the important ones.

Only when facing some people whom he dislikes but for some reason can't take action directly, and can't directly break down the defense line of the other party, he will make fun of the other party, which is the so-called disgusting if you can't kill you , this can already be regarded as the super supreme VIP treatment for the people he hates.

Because he gets bored with things much faster than the average person, so more often he doesn't even bother to make sarcasm, at most he just goes through the motions to argue with the other party and then ignores it.

After all, since the verbal skills can't kill the opponent, he will directly tend to use his energy in a more efficient way... This is probably one of the few things he has learned from Mori Ogai until now. .

So words like 'disgusting' are... quite rare.

"Don't misunderstand Mr. Mori, you are passing by." Before Mori Ogai thought about it, he was overly optimistic and considered whether this could be regarded as an initial sign of breaking the ice between him and his former apprentice. Osamu Dazai coldly broke his fantasy, "Okay, it's almost done, don't waste my time any longer, that's all."

After he finished speaking, he hung up the phone on his own, rubbed the brows that were still aching, and looked at the big trouble who was looking up at him.

"Would you like some tea?" The big trouble in human form asked him with his head tilted while wearing a cute-looking skin, obviously with a familiar expression, "Dazai used to do this often, just get used to it." .”

The other Osamu Dazai in his mind sneered, and said sarcastically, 【If he wants to get used to it, he can probably just hit himself unconscious with a stone? 】

【I don't need it either. After all, a guy like you might not be able to react if someone cut his throat someday, right? 】Wu Xingzai unceremoniously turned back.

Dazai just chuckled a few times sarcastically, as if he felt the ridiculousness of his words almost contemptuously, [If this can give you a little comfort, please, I’m not mean to such an extent . 】

Although most people probably wouldn't be able to sense anything other than sarcasm from his erratic tone, Dazai Osamu was different after all, even though he didn't want to admit it, but he was indeed able to communicate with another person to some extent. Empathize with yourself...

Because of this, he could feel the hidden meaning behind this sentence.

That is, the other self obviously dismisses his experience. This is not pure contempt, but a kind of... once sinking to a deeper level, and finally survived by luck, he has a much shallower attitude towards others Suffering coldly.

Of course he is familiar with this kind of emotion, because...in the past, the person who used this kind of emotion to look at others was himself.

【...You actually want to live. ] This is not sarcasm or sarcasm, on the contrary, it is more like a sigh, like witnessing some hopeful road ahead, or people who are walking on the long road see the end Human emotions.

Dazai laughed, [Of course it's because of a miracle. 】

……

Dazai Osamu's attitude after hanging up Mori Ogai's phone has obviously changed a little from before... Maybe it's because he finally got a little angry?

He obviously became much easier to get along with after he was done with him. Although I didn't care about his original indifferent attitude, I still somewhat disliked the strange emotions on that face that was exactly the same as Dazai's.

He looked at me for a while, and asked me in a rather strange tone, "Can I add detergent?"

"Would you like toilet cleaning spirit?" Because Dazai asked me similar questions without knowing life and death, I almost reflexively wanted to yell at him, and then came back to my senses as soon as the words came out, and smiled awkwardly twice "I'm just kidding, of course not!"

Osamu Dazai let out a "tsk" and said loudly, "Sure enough, a gentle and kind waitress is more in line with my preferences. It's decided. Let's invite her to die in love later?"

It's really beautiful and kind. If someone owed me so much money and didn't pay it back, I would have peeled him off and lit a sky lantern... Ah, that's not right, he even sat in the shop for a while. It's just a signboard, and the profit and loss in it may have to be weighed again.

After a quick mental calculation, I agreed, "It's a good deal. If I were the owner of the coffee shop, I could be more gentle and kind than her, as long as you are willing to sit by the window for two hours a day."

He said "Huh?" indifferently, "Isn't this too utilitarian, Miss?"

It's just that his tone was not as indifferent as if he was offended, it was more like pure... small talk?

But if there is no reason, but pure good intentions, this guy will not adapt to it, right?Wouldn't it be better to use the name of utilitarianism from the beginning, so that he would accept it with peace of mind?

But I'm not sure about his attitude at the moment, after all, I just smiled and answered him, "Maybe."

Compared with yesterday, today's detective agency is a bit more lively than yesterday, I can hear a little abnormal noise from a distance, Dazai Osamu stopped directly downstairs, and then he covered it with one hand Rubbing his forehead, he said with a headache, "How could it be, Mr. Ranpo... just don't pick this kind of time."

"Huh? I thought you would hold him back?" I stared at each other for a while. Although I haven't encountered the most embarrassing situation yet, my scalp is already numb!

Osamu Dazai obviously felt the same way as me, he showed a look of sympathy, and complained, "I'm procrastinating...it shouldn't be, but, after all, I'm Mr. Ranpo, so I can't make it too obvious, yes Did something happen?"

I'm not sure how far Edogawa Ranpo can see through. After all, he himself said that only Dazai Osamu can't see through, but he can definitely see me!After all, Osamu Dazai, who manages micro-expressions and traces, can definitely beat me by three blocks... The former is fine, it has some practical value in business meetings, and the latter doesn't need to be too proficient in such things, right?

No, this kind of thing is too embarrassing just to think about it! !

But it doesn't seem to make any sense if I don't go up, after all, Kunikida Doppo and the others saw me yesterday... Damn, it's over.