My baby tamer can't be the leader

Although Dazai strongly protested against my statement, the facts are right in front of his eyes, especially at this moment Nakahara Nakaya is still looking at him with the eyes of garbage scum, he can only "tsk" and give up struggling , said in a bad tone, "I'm not dreaming now, am I? Let me see who this is? Ah——Sorry, it's too short, can anyone lend me a microscope?"

You are so vengeful! !Didn't he just say 'you're dreaming' on the phone? ?He actually repeated it in a serious manner? ?

Zhongyuan Zhongye clenched his fists with twitching veins on his forehead, "Sure enough, meeting you is the worst thing I've ever had... Why don't I just kill you right here!"

Dazai didn't even raise his eyelids, and said perfunctorily, "Wait until tomorrow, I don't have time to waste time on you now, you will be kicked by a donkey if you interrupt someone's date."

Originally I was a little curious and wanted to see Chuya in the Central Plains of this world, but Dazai covered his eyes with his hand and said in a heavy tone, "Xiao Qi, good boy, don't watch such bad things, if you read too much, you will follow him." Unlucky!"

Chuya Nakahara had obviously reached the limit of his patience, he slapped the table in the coffee shop, and then Dazai and I watched helplessly as the table tilted in the direction of Chuya Nakahara, and half of it was splashed in mid-air The coffee and the table were directly held in mid-air by gravity.

Seeing that Dazai showed a little interest in the coffee floating in front of Nakahara Nakaya, I immediately reached out and pressed his hand firmly, sighed in his innocent eyes, and signaled him not to mess around with my eyes. Come on, if the waves get too much later, I don't want to see Shuanghei fighting in front of me!

After finally waiting for Dazai to calm down, there was another situation on Zhongyuan Zhongya's side. He had just put the fallen things back to their original positions with the ability, and the ceiling above his head fell down again in an instant, and was also frozen in place by the ability. up in the air.

The gravity manipulator had obviously jumped back and forth several times on the verge of going berserk, and Dazai didn't say much this time, he just raised his hand to touch Nakahara Chuya, and then withdrew his hand in disgust, and followed I explained, "It's too troublesome for him to be so unlucky that it may affect the people around him."

……

Even Nakahara himself didn't expect Osamu Dazai to be so straightforward this time. You know, that guy is so bad that he would rather be unlucky with him than cancel his ability before he has had enough fun, which makes him a little suspicious Said, "This time the enemy is very difficult?"

Dazai glanced at him, showing a headache expression, "I don't expect you to thank me, but please at least have a little awareness of being the source of trouble."

His hand is still blocking the eyes of the little girl next to him, and his body language reveals a standard alert attitude... Chuya Nakahara, who often serves as Mori Ogai's personal bodyguard, is very familiar with this posture, and it was just a moment ago. Subconsciously felt that this pattern could not appear in Osamu Dazai, so he ignored the past.

But to be honest, Nakahara Chuya's mood at this moment is extremely complicated. From his heart, Dazai Osamu is definitely committing a crime!But if you ridicule him because of this, what will Chief Sen do? ?Why in the port Mafia, no matter the boss or the former peers, did they end up with this kind of virtue? ?

Just when Zhongyuan was struggling, Osamu Dazai sneered, "Don't compare me with Mr. Mori, he can only play with his abilities at most."

... Isn't this even more perverted!

It's just that seeing that the two people on the opposite side didn't have any special reaction to this, he and Osamu Dazai are no longer colleagues, and he can't directly intervene in the internal affairs of other organizations... Thinking of this, Chuya Nakahara pulled his hat Yan, decided to mention it to the president of the Armed Detective Agency when he met him later, to see how he reacted.

Dazai could see the thoughts of his former partner in this world, but he obviously didn't have the good intentions to explain it to his other self, but simply watched the excitement and continued to build up some weight, "You How long do you plan to be a light bulb here?"

Zhongyuan Zhong also obviously didn't want to let this hateful face appear in his sight any longer, he almost immediately lifted the hem of his coat, strode out the door with razor-like steps, and directly gave himself His subordinates called.

……

Almost as soon as Nakahara Chuya, wearing dark gloves, grasped the doorknob of the cafe door, Dazai deliberately said in a voice as thin as a mosquito, "Ah, Chuya, I suddenly remembered——"

Obviously, no matter how different the opponent's physique is from ordinary people, it is almost impossible to hear Dazai's voice deliberately suppressing his voice in such an open environment. The glass door left the room, stepped into the street filled with night, and returned to the place belonging to the 'night'.

Only then did Dazai take the next sentence unhurriedly, "That person's ability is related to the number of people, you'd better act alone... Ah, you left? My good intentions are in vain, but it's also worth it. There is no way~"

Too bamboo shoots, this person is really too bamboo shoots!He clearly did it on purpose, otherwise it would be fine for him to take out his mobile phone and make a call to the other party now!

I couldn't help sighing, "Compared to the three times in the Central Plains, this guy here has a really good temper... This didn't kill you, and his self-cultivation is a bit too extraordinary."

"It's too much!" Dazai lay on my shoulder and pretended to cry for a while, like a cunning cat who beat up someone else's kitten and then came to the evil cat to complain first, "That little slug is so violent , his attitude is so bad when he asks me now, Xiaoqi, you don't even know how he treated me before!"

"I know." I reminded him with squinted eyes, "You should not forget that I have seen your dark age, right?"

He froze for a moment, but obviously the words guilty conscience would never appear on this guy, he changed the subject almost seamlessly, "That's fine, after all, I'm a generous person, but he Every mission will cause large-scale damage. Didn’t I help him settle this kind of account in the end? In the end, everyone attributed the credit to him, saying that I have been slacking off..."

"But that's what you did on purpose?"

Dazai obviously disagreed with my statement, "Even if I did it on purpose, wouldn't they have no responsibility at all? It's their fault for not having a pair of eyes that are good at discovering the truth, right?"

What are you talking about? !How dare you say it? !

I feel that my three views have been hit once again. It is too difficult for me to agree with his views without conscience, but seeing him say, "I am so wronged, I am so pitiful, I have been bullied all the time." ''s melancholy expression, and it really makes people want to abandon their IQ and believe everything he says.

This is the so-called 'Although my cat is domineering and beats anyone he sees, it is cute!It can also act like a baby! 'A true portrayal? ?

Forget it, performance art is all, normal people should not try to understand the black mud monster!

If you have to think about it, just think of it as 'workplace bullying, but the oral version of Dazai Osamu'...

As a result, the next day, I found that it was too early for me to give up thinking.

When I woke up in the morning, I was still thinking, Dazai didn't come to cling to me today, why, did he fail to negotiate with another self?

As a result, as soon as I opened the door of the bedroom, I was startled awake from my sleepy sleepiness. I saw two Dazai Osamu who looked exactly the same sitting in front of the simple glass round table in the living room. One of them, Osamu Dazai, stood a floor-to-ceiling mirror beside him, and reflected an undifferentiated figure from the mirror.

"Damn, you finally feel that being a human being has limited your limits, and you started to study mitosis?" I was shocked.

As a result, the two Osamu Dazai obviously showed a look of wanting to complain, but they both resisted the urge firmly, and just looked forward to me with lowered eyes.

I immediately realized what kind of trick they were playing, wasn't it the ultimate evolution of 'guess who I am'.

In fact, if you ask me, this guy is the one who can't afford to play with himself. If I stand in the middle and say, 'You are all my wings,' Dazai must not directly blow his hair, and this fragile cooperative relationship will immediately collapse.

But forget it, it's too much trouble.

After all, they are both Osamu Dazai, and it is almost impossible to distinguish the two of them just by their looks, and they are both dressed as Buteizai at the moment, in terms of details, from the texture of the gemstone on the bolo tie to the There is almost no difference in the texture to the corners of the clothes.

Neither of them said a word this time, as if they were determined to see if I could put aside all other external objects and only distinguish the two of them from the illusory 'feeling'.

I'm actually not surprised that Dazai would fix this for me, but it's a bit surprising that Buteizai would agree to mess around with him...

But in fact... this is already watering down, right?