My baby tamer can't be the leader

To be honest, I feel that I can’t be blamed for the sudden surprise in this situation. The main reason is that when anyone comes home, he takes off his coat, and when he wants to go back to his warm big bed, he suddenly finds the quilt You'll be taken aback every time a little bastard hides from a cat with a belly full!

Especially after this guy was discovered, not only was he not ashamed at all, but he lifted up a corner of the quilt in my suffocated expression, raised his face and looked at me with round cat eyes, and then lightly reached out and patted his side "Xiaoqi, you are back! I have already warmed the bed!"

I gasped on the spot, and in the half-shy and half-anticipated look that Osamu Dazai deliberately put on, I closed the door again like self-deception, and pushed the door open again.

It's a pity that the scene in front of me obviously couldn't be exposed by my self-deception, and the other party snorted with obvious dissatisfaction, "It's too much! I'm clearly doing my duty as a little lover so hard! Could it be that this is actually just my one-man show? It's too hurtful..."

He whimpered for a moment like thunder but not rain, and then carefully looked at me in my direction, as if to make sure that I didn't run away while he buried his face in the quilt.

To be honest, when Osamu Dazai lifted up the quilt, I confirmed that he was indeed dressed tightly as usual, and even the bandages were meticulously wrapped around his wrists. Compared with the flirting between adults, it is more It's more like a juvenile's nasty joke, otherwise I would have run away...

Although I intend to let this little bastard know the dangers of the world and tell him that boys should protect themselves when they go out, but I really have no interest in minors at all?

It's like even if the cat at home is lying on the bed for nothing and put on a cute maid outfit, at most I just want to suck it a few times, and I won't have worldly desires at all...

It's just that I suddenly thought of a serious question, and I didn't care about other things. I turned my face and asked Dazai Osamu, "You didn't run to me just after finishing the mission, did you? Have you changed your clothes? If you If you dare to jump on my bed without changing, let me tell you, even if Mori Ogai begs me to stop today, I will not stop!"

Osamu Dazai was in a daze for a moment, and finally showed a nervous expression suitable for his age. His eyes wandered for a moment as if uncertain, and he whispered, "Then, it has nothing to do with him, and he doesn't stop—"

"It doesn't matter." I interrupted him with a sneer, "He is also a doctor, right? I beat you to tears or should I ask him to give you medicine?"

"Oh?! Is this kind of non-stop?! It's too much!" He rolled back and forth on my bed for a while like a caterpillar, almost like a cat rubbing its own scent on a new territory, until I couldn't stand it anymore, I lifted this lump of cats and cats off my poor bed, and this guy hugged me again like a snake on my shoulders, hanging on my body and refusing to get off.

Until now, I could smell the fresh scent of shower gel on his body, as if he had been carefully washed... However, if I sniffed it carefully for a while, the gunpowder smoke and blood that had almost penetrated into his bones and blood It will faintly regain the dominance again, always reminding me that I must not take this guy lightly.

After I reached out and grabbed Osamu Dazai twice, only to make him strangle me even harder, I couldn't help but rolled my eyes, "You're heavy, get off!"

In the end, he didn't let go, and even dared to whisper about me over there, complaining that my physical strength was too weak to support him who was as light as a feather.

Me: ...don't care about the brats! ! !

After he finished talking, he started to change the subject, looked at me expectantly with his iris-colored eyes, and said expectantly, "Danna, I actually, I actually cooked dinner for you, okay?"

"Do you know how to cook? Instant noodles?" It's really not that I discriminate against him. The main reason is that few men in Japan seem to be able to cook. Of course, I don't seem to have the right to laugh at him, because I can't... …

"Huh? I won't be so perfunctory." He said, and looked up at me innocently, and I looked at me for a moment, and said briskly, "In the kitchen?"

Then why are you going down? !

I tried my best to fight with this lump of sticky pan and sticky rice cake sticks, but in the end I couldn’t tear it off, so I could only drag him to the kitchen with the corners of my mouth twitching, intending to grab some salt for this little mackerel Hyun's mouth was so salty that he spit bubbles, then rolled back into the sea numbly.

It's just that when I opened the door of the kitchen, I was a little surprised to find that there was a casserole set up on the stove, which was slowly pulsing with a small fire at the moment.

The scent that was originally blocked by the door slowly spread out, but this scent seems to be a little bit wrong...?I glanced at the casserole on the stove with the eyes of dark cooking, only to be immediately spotted by the unnecessary decorations that were still hanging on me.

The other party was finally willing to show mercy and slipped off me, opened the casserole as if showing off, and showed me the contents inside.

...How to put it, it's quite normal, it looks like ordinary chicken soup, and the soup is also clear and translucent, without any suspicious floating objects.

……

At this moment, Osamu Dazai carefully hid the guilt that was about to emerge from the bottom of his heart, watching the other party sizing up the pot of chicken soup with scrutiny.

Although he really wanted to make normal chicken soup according to the method in his memory, but because he felt that this kind of work did not require much brainpower when he was doing it, he flipped through other memories by the way, and the result was Accidentally made skewers!

Ah, what a shame!Obviously they are all 'Dazai Osamu', so there is nothing you can't show him!Clearly cut in some places? !And some places actually wrote him a sentence 'not suitable for children :)', and then the screen went black? ?He's the mafia? ?What not to see!

Forget it, why do the swimsuits on the beaches open to the public have to use holy lights? !Co-author only should come next to him? ?This kind of possessive man who is so strong and perverted should be kicked!Except himself...he's just a kid!

Forget it, all in all, the first half of the process of the pot of chicken soup in front of him is completely normal, and even he himself doesn't know the second half... After all, most of his attention at that time was fighting with Shengguang—cough, with another self When the air is on, the movements of the hands are completely instinctive.

Seeing that the other party scooped up a little bit of soup with a suspicious face, and then turned the spoon towards him, Osamu Dazai felt even more guilty, but he still swallowed the soup with the spoon in small mouthfuls, using some tricks to make him look Swallowed it, but actually just kept it in his mouth, and continued to look at Xia Qi with innocent eyes.

She shrugged, and didn't mind that Osamu Dazai had just used a spoon, so she took a sip herself, and fell silent for a moment.

The little loach monster also became uneasy at this meeting. After poking the other party and getting no response, he immediately ran to the pool to spit out the mouthful of soup, rinsed his mouth quickly, and probed the other party's body nervously. pulse, and then the other party pinched his face, and poured down a mouthful of soup with his backhand.

Why?Why? ?

Just when Osamu Dazai, who was caught straight, was puzzled and began to guess in which direction the effectiveness of the pot of soup was skewed, he instantly understood the reason for the other party's silence just now.

It was as if the grievance in his heart that he hadn't even noticed occupied all his heart in an instant, and a burst of tears suddenly rushed to his heart.

If it was changed to a few years later, maybe he would only be silent for a moment at most, shrugging his shoulders and suppressing the tears... He can cry for many reasons, because of disguise, because of acting, but only not Out of so...pure grievance and loss.

It's just that even though the current Osamu Dazai has come into contact with his own memories in all parallel worlds, he still hasn't been able to completely digest those huge and messy memories and turn them into his own experience... In the final analysis, he at this moment is nothing more than Just a 16-year-old boy.

He almost immediately moistened his eyes with emotion, sniffed his nose aggrievedly, threw himself on Xia Qi and began to beep loudly, "Xiaoqi is too much! You are fierce and want to drive me away, okay Excessive!"

If you endure it now, you will definitely be punished by Qiu Hou, so why not turn the disadvantage into an advantage?As long as the result is what he wants... the process and means are not that important at all!

……

To be honest, I only have one question now, and that is why I haven't strangled this little loach until now...

Let’s not talk about the unpleasant memories that the pot of chicken soup that I don’t know what he put in it evokes in me. I don’t reject ‘crying’ itself. After all, this is also a way for human beings to vent their emotions. I figured out how to give those idiots a super double.

It's just that I'm more or less a face-saving person, and it's too much for me to cry in front of this guy...

After holding back for a while, and hearing the sound of the guy going to the sink to spit out the soup by himself, the speechless energy that should have appeared and the anger after being cheated were turned into grievances by the soup at this moment, which made me His eyes were sour, and he almost shed tears.

Seeing that the situation was going to be unbearable, I directly poured the little bastard's soup down, and after confirming that he had indeed swallowed it this time, I let go of his soft and sensual face .

As for being a human being, what matters is that one dies together.

But obviously what I thought was still too simple. After Osamu Dazai was stunned there for a moment, thunder and rain began almost immediately. After I dumped him "Don't you deserve it?" , he was so wronged that he blew his hair, "It's the first time I do this kind of thing, can't I be more lenient to beginners?"

While crying, he said pitifully, "I haven't even done it for myself!"

If I were you, I wouldn't be able to cook for myself, who can bear it! !

It's just that seeing his pitiful appearance crying into a ball, my heart softened a little, and I reached out and stroked the top of his hair, "Okay, okay, then, thank you?"

Probably because I saw him crying so hard that my own tears faded a little, and my resentment towards him also disappeared a lot with the crying of this little loach monster. After all, the culprit is crying like this. I can't seem to blame him for anything...

"Is thank you enough?" He rubbed against me dissatisfied, "It's so perfunctory!"

"Don't beat me up, you bastard!"

"But I've worked so hard..." Osamu Dazai was so wronged that he got deformed and burrowed into my arms again, but his voice was much softer than expected, he no longer deliberately raised his voice as before, but whispered To the extent that I couldn't hear what he was saying without paying attention, "Xiaoqi still doubts me, does she think I want to hurt you?"

Indeed, if Osamu Dazai wants to harm me, there is no need for him to do so. I don't think I am threatening the port Maifa enough to make him sacrifice so much?

"……why?"

"There's no reason why, I have to say it, because it's bound to happen, I just... brought it forward a little bit." He said, "I thought, even without those... the result would not have changed Yes, this is the so-called fate, right?"

Just when I was confused and wanted to ask him, this guy started talking about him again. It really is... said the riddle man, get out of Gotham! !