My baby tamer can't be the leader

To be honest, I really didn't think about what attitude I should take to get along with Osamu Dazai.

How should I put it, it may be that the anti-fraud education I have received since I was a child is too good. For this type of him who is particularly dedicated... it is very subtle!I'm the type who is so suspicious that I don't even know how to pick up money floating on the ground? !Maybe when you pick it up, there is something written on it that cannot pass the review!

But reason reminded me again that there was really nothing in me worthy of his plans.

Or maybe I'm just uncomfortable with this sudden excess of kindness, especially when it comes from some kind of 'goodwill' that I don't understand at all.

Besides, even friends should have exchanges, not one-sided enthusiasm, right... Except for personal hobbies, but I don't think Osamu Dazai is the type to have such strange hobbies!

I pondered for a while, thinking that I happened to be traveling anyway, so why not bring him some special products?

Osamu Dazai himself is a type who doesn't leave the door and doesn't go out. Don't look at him in the original book, he seems to be running around all day long. In fact, to a certain extent, he is quite home... Maybe only when he is still there Mori Ogai received a mission to go out of Yokohama when he was under his command, and he didn't seem to have thought about going out once.

With this in mind, I happened to be playing on a tropical island, so I just tentatively fed him some fruit.

But he seems to eat very little in the first place. I was afraid that he would not be able to take it if he ate too much, so I suggested that he should divide it up. Anyway, I can bring it to him tomorrow... My trip is quite long this time. .

In the end, it’s okay if I don’t say it, but when I said it, he immediately became vigilant, like a cat protecting food, he just insisted on eating the watermelon I brought over, although a watermelon should be nothing to a normal boy of this age Well, but did he really eat very little before? !

Seeing that he was still glancing at the remaining pineapples with resentful eyes, just when I was about to persuade him again, the other party's expression changed, he curled up slightly, covered the place where his stomach was probably with one hand, and then used He looked at me with pitiful eyes, "...it hurts so much."

I told you, don't hold back if you can't eat it!

"What are you trying to do... You should have a private doctor, call a doctor."

As a result, the loach monster was still talking stiffly, "But, Xiaoqi, my subordinates are all very hard-headed guys. When they see something brought to me by others, the first reaction is that someone must have poisoned it. Listen to such stupid words. Too much will affect the mood."

Just at this moment, someone knocked on the door, Dazai Osamu first sent a message to the doctor, then lied weakly on the table and said "Come in", and saw Nakahara Chuya walking in in a hurry , looking at Osamu Dazai's desktop with a little surprise, "Are you going to try the method of propping yourself up this time?"

Osamu Dazai obviously didn't want to talk to him, and said sarcastically, "I thought you would ask me if I was not afraid of being poisoned to death when you came up. It's really beyond my expectation. I've improved a lot, Chuya."

"Ah, yes." Zhong Yuan Zhong also said quietly, "If it were me, the poison I chose would definitely kill you before you finish eating this watermelon, instead of letting you eat gastroenteritis and attack it. With your mindless appearance before, she has too many chances to poison you to death."

"..." Osamu Dazai was obviously at a loss for words, and as a person lying on the gun, I just wanted to let this embarrassing situation pass quickly, and to prevent Osamu Dazai from continuing to die, I picked up the leftovers on the table. The pineapples were stuffed into Zhongya Zhongyuan, and he said solemnly, "The origin is direct, no more than half a day at most, super fresh."

"Ah...thank you?"

"...Wait a minute, why did you give it to him?!"

The reactions of the two former partners were completely different. Osamu Dazai, who was in pain and lying on the table, was still protesting stubbornly, while Chuya Nakahara raised his eyebrows and said calmly, "It's okay, just wait a minute." I'll give you feedback later - when you see the doctor."

Osamu Dazai was obviously going to explode with anger. If he was really a cat instead of a human being, he might even have the hair on the tip of his tail exploded at this moment, looking like a pitch-black sea cucumber instead of a cat, "So , do you think it’s okay to go to Antarctica to dig for oil?”

Zhongyuan Zhong also sneered, just at this moment the doctor hurried up, he didn't care about Dazai's low pressure at all, he just gave me a signal, and left with the pineapple, leaving Dazai alone A person sulking in there.

Seeing that the leader was obviously not in high spirits, the doctor didn't say much, just checked him a little bit, "No problem, it should be just mild gastroenteritis, but it's better to go downstairs for a checkup, your body has been unwell It's so good, I can't eat so much at once..."

"I know it myself." Osamu Dazai didn't mean to get angry, but replied calmly.

"You have several ghosts." I have one head and two big ones, "Don't eat them desperately if you know there will be problems! I told you I can bring them to you tomorrow!"

"But..." He lay on the table, looked at the pills the doctor handed him in embarrassment, and whispered, "What if, I mean what if? Did you suddenly change your mind?"

"What do you mean?"

Osamu Dazai didn't answer me right away, but waved his hand, signaling the doctor to step back first, and then poked the medicine capsule on the table with his slender fingertips, "If you suddenly feel...the current choice is not How is it wise?"

He said, "Only I need you so much, but you don't actually need my existence... This is too unfair, Xiaoqi."

Well, does this guy also have this kind of worry?In the final analysis, I am not the only one who is uneasy about this sudden relationship. If possible, I naturally hope that the status quo that makes me feel safe can continue, but the problem is-I don’t know if such a change is Good and bad.

I thought for a while, "You take the medicine first, and, as far as the current situation is concerned, it's the other way around, right?"

As a result, Osamu Dazai showed a look of disapproval, "Material things are replaceable, so what are those?"

Although I kind of guessed what he wanted to express before, I always knew that I was a little narcissistic, so I was still not sure... and this guy kept beating around the bush when he talked, so I didn't think about it.

"At least I won't think about not even taking medicine..."

Before I finished speaking, the other party directly picked up the capsule, swallowed it dryly with an attitude of choking to death, and then continued to look at me nervously.

"How should I put it, although you may have known me for a long time, but apart from the image in the novel, I can only be regarded as having just known you for about a month, and this also excludes the time when you pretended not to see me. "I complained.

As a result, the other party immediately showed a pitiful expression, and tried to change the subject, "My stomach hurts..."

"I didn't plan to pursue you, I just said, you should give me some time, right?!"

"Hey? Is it okay now?"

"Don't count the seconds, okay?! And then again, I don't seem to need to find a boyfriend? Single is very happy, can you take care of yourself and not cling to others?" I pondered After a while, "Would you like to tell me a few reasons?"

Osamu Dazai was silent for a moment, and answered me very sincerely, "Of course - you can adjust your schedule and recipes. It's the same subject as you, so you can ask me any questions you don't know."

He then added, "You can also come to me for the data for writing a thesis, and guessing the exam questions is also very simple. If you want, I can take care of all the basic necessities of life, okay?"

The previous part was a little off, but when I heard the last sentence, I fell into deep thought, "Well, let me confirm, what we just said is that you want to be my boyfriend, not my mother, right?"

"How could it be! Xiaoqi is too good!"

"But the content behind you seems to conflict with not being clingy...?" I hesitated.

"Conflict?" Dazai Osamu showed a little confused look, "Is it just some foreign objects?"

"It seems to make some sense..." After thinking for a while, I successfully gave up thinking, "Anyway... it depends on your performance? Anyway, since the other you can run back and forth between the two worlds, it shouldn't be a problem, right?"

But, let's just say, why can someone have completely different faces during the probation period and after becoming a regular!I don't understand!

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"Take this as... my gratitude for what happened two years ago." Osamu Dazai from another world lowered his eyes and smiled, "I'm quite generous, huh?"

On the day when he had completely given up on searching... Just like something in a light novel, he passed by the girl who had been searching for a long time on the side of the street, and the tourist map she was holding was blown away by the wind. Blow away to behind.

He picked up the map almost subconsciously, turned around and handed it to her.

"Ah—thank you." Just after she finished thanking her in English and took it again, he almost subconsciously held the other's wrist that was about to retract.

"Wait a minute...have I met you somewhere?" In a hurry, Osamu Dazai even forgot to change his language, and spoke anxiously.

The other party showed a slightly confused look, but before he could explain, the friend next to Xia Qi said in shock, "What, are Japanese cowherds so direct?"

Osamu Dazai:? ?

Seeing the eyes of the two people on the opposite side falling behind him at the same time, Osamu Dazai then divided his attention to the storefront behind him.

... That is a Cowherd's shop.

He slightly mobilized his memory, and extracted a few scenes between the corners. The young man who was in charge of attracting customers at the entrance of the cowherd shop hurried back to the shop after seeing him, as if He looked as if he was afraid that his colleagues would come to snatch the business, and now he just happened to take the place of the other party and stood at the door.

Wait, isn't this start a little too bad? !

End.