Roommate is a lop-eared rabbit

Jian You was woken up in the morning by fright.

He dreamed that he fell into the sea and was caught by an octopus. The eight tentacles were tightly wrapped around him, no matter how hard he struggled, he couldn't get away.

The worst part was that one of the tentacles was still scratching the soles of his feet viciously.

Then he woke up.

It was already bright outside, and the sun was shining.

The wind brought in the light spots that were chopped up by the branches of the big trees, and they fell to the ground sporadically.

But the first thing Jian You saw was not the sunshine, but a pair of clavicles exposed from the wide neckline.

Further up was the neck, then the jaw, and finally Lu Shinian's sleeping face.

It turned out to be this Dogecoin.

It's good-looking, but it's not enough to deserve a beating.

"Damn, I'm not a ginseng essence."

Hugged so tightly all night, no wonder he couldn't even turn over in the middle of the night.

The bed in the dormitory is very narrow, and it is really crowded for two big boys to lie on it.

Jian You wanted to pull herself out of his arms, but also controlled her movements so as not to wake him up, she was almost forced into a corner and squeezed into a cake.

I'm so bored!

I really want to kick him down!

Jian You gritted his teeth for a long time, and finally pulled himself out of the bed carefully.

He took a long breath, bent over and stepped on the quilt, trying to step over Lu Shinian.

Who knew that as soon as he stepped out, someone grabbed his wrist and pulled him down. When he fell, he almost threw his whole body weight on the lying person.

Lu Shinian closed his eyes and groaned, "You Zai, are you going to murder your husband?"

Jian You: "It's none of my business? Who the hell told you to pull me with your hands?"

Lu Shinian didn't speak, his face looked very painful.

Jian You was bluffed by him: "No way, is it really a hit?"

Lu Shinian hummed.

Jian You frowned, and a little anxiety appeared in his eyes: "What did you do to make you so cheap? Tsk, you won't lose your children and grandchildren, right?"

Lu Shinian took his hand and pressed it against his heart, and said in pain, "Here."

Jian You: "Here???"

Lu Shinian coughed twice: "It hit my heart."

Jian You: "Impossible, I haven't encountered—"

Jian You: "..."

Looking up again, Lu Shinian smiled like a flower, how could he look like he was injured at all?

Jian You: "Fuck you, uncle, you deserve what you deserve if you are smashed to death, let go!"

I really believed in the evil of this dog!

"If you want to smash me to death with your stature, you probably need to come a few more."

Not only did Lu Shinian not let go, but he pulled him closer: "A rabbit had a fever last night, and I took care of him all night. Do you think it's too much for me to ask him a good morning kiss?"

Jian You's expression changed: "Kiss shit, have you brushed your teeth yet?"

Lu Shinian raised his brows: "Oh, so it's fine after brushing your teeth?"

Jian You: "Impossible!!!"

"Hey, okay." Lu Shinian said regretfully.

Just as Jian You breathed a sigh of relief, the next second, a hand that circled behind his head suddenly grabbed the back of his head and pressed down.

"!"

Jian You opened his eyes wide in horror, and then quickly closed them again.

His mouth was tightly pursed, and his face flushed red in the blink of an eye.

However, the imaginary touch didn't come, they just pressed their foreheads together, and to say more, it was just the tips of their noses that seemed to have no contact.

"Well, don't burn it, no wonder it's so lively."

Lu Shinian relaxed a bit, looked at Jian You who was staring at him in shock, his eyelashes trembled like two fans, and the corners of his mouth curled up: "Why, are you scared stupid? Or are you disappointed that you didn't kiss him?"

Jian You slapped him across the face.

A broken lament came from the upper bunk: "Two big brothers, if you two don't fall in love, can you stop being so angry all day long?

Dai Liangliang was very tired: "Do you know that you are like this, even I, a pervert, feel perverted, everyone in the dormitory can't see you up and down, don't challenge my perception of straight men anymore, okay?"

"It's none of my business, it's not me who is perverted."

Jian You threw Lu Shinian away with a dark face, and quickly turned over and got out of bed: "Get up quickly! If you want to sleep, go back to your own bed."

Lu Shinian pulled the quilt over his head and said no to him with actions.

Jian You didn't bother to talk to him, went to the balcony to wash and change, and was ready to go out for breakfast.

Lu Shinian sat on his bed and looked at his mobile phone. When he saw him passing by, he raised his hand very naturally: "Brother Jian, bring me two custard buns and a cup of soy milk, thank you very much~"

Dai Liangliang, who was already lying down, heard the words, and quickly poked his head out and said, "Brother, brother! Three meat buns, a cup of soy milk, two deep-fried dough sticks—"

"I can't remember, post it in the group!" Jian You slammed the door behind him.

The sun outside looks brighter than the dormitory.

Jian You slowed down on the boulevard, the phone ding-dong twice, Dai Liangliang and Lu Shinian were sending messages to the group.

Jian You complained about "lazy ghost".

When I received the phone, I paused, thought of something, reopened WeChat to find the blacklist, and after hesitating for two seconds, released the only person in it.

Tried sending a [1] without the red exclamation mark.

The other party didn't delete him?

Soon, he found that the other party not only did not delete him, but also continued to be enthusiastic about him:

Ka Ka Ka Ka Chirp: [Ah, brother! 】

Ka Ka Ka Ka Chiu: [I knew you couldn't bear to part with me, you would definitely rekindle your old love for me and add me back, I guessed right? (????ω????)?]

Ka Ka Ka Ka Chiu: [Brother, shall we get back together? 】

asdfghjkl: […]

asdfghjkl: [Disagreement. 】

Ka Ka Ka Ka Chiu: [Ah, why did the brother add him back? 】

asdfghjkl: [I ask you, I asked you to find someone to beat me up, did you find it? 】

The other party's name became input several times, and a sentence was sent after a long time:

Kaka Kakajiu: [Not yet~ Brother, I want to give you another chance]

asdfghjkl: [No need. 】

asdfghjkl: [I lied to you, I'm not Lu Shinian. 】

On the other end of the phone, Lu Shinian couldn't help raising his eyebrows.

Ka Ka Ka Ka Chiu: [Huh?Why did my brother lie to me/crying]

asdfghjkl: [Because I can't understand him! 】

asdfghjkl: [It's like being a pervert with a mouth full of coquettish words, but I can't beat him, so I deliberately lied to you and wanted you to beat him up for me]

Ka Ka Ka Ka Chiu: [Oh, Jiang Zi~]

asdfghjkl: [Okay, the explanation is clear, let's delete each other. 】

Ka Ka Ka Ka Chiu: [Brother, I will find someone to beat him right away! 】

asdfghjkl: [? ? ? 】

asdfghjkl: [What's wrong with you?They said I'm not Lu Shinian! 】

Ka Ka Ka Ka Chiu: [Brother, no matter who you are, I like you! 】

Ka Ka Ka Ka Chiu: [That Lu Shinian made you unhappy, so I'll beat him up for you! 】

asdfghjkl: [...No need. 】

Ka Ka Ka Ka Chiu: [Brother, I am absolutely infatuated with you, I want you to feel my sincerity/clench fist/clench fist]

Jian You pressed his temples, he was really convinced.

asdfghjkl: [He didn't make me unhappy. 】

Ka Ka Ka Ka Chiu: [But didn't you just say that he was perverted? 】

asdfghjkl: [That was just now, now I have changed my mind! 】

Ka Ka Ka Ka Chiu: [Huh? 】

asdfghjkl: 【Now I think he is so cute! 】

Ka Ka Ka Ka Chi Chirp: […]

asdfghjkl: [……]

Fuck!

Jian You squatted on the ground, collapsed and covered his face.

What the hell is he posting?

In the dormitory, Dai Liangliang jumped out of the bed in his shorts and was about to go to the bathroom, when he saw by the sink, their handsome guy Lu was staring at his phone with a toothbrush in his mouth, smiling brightly.

Dai Liangliang scratched his butt, blinded by the sun: "Brother, brush your teeth, what are you laughing at?"

After confirming that he had moved into the blacklist again, Lu Shinian turned off his phone and put it aside: "Being praised by others, just be happy."

Dai Liangliang: "What are you praising you for? Smart? Handsome? Advanced physics genius?"

"No." Lu Shinian said leisurely, "He praised me for being cute~"

A week later, Jian You was going back to work in the bar.

After Lu Shinian found out, he was surprised: "Didn't you say it was at least a month? There shouldn't be a month, right?"

Jian You didn't want to admit in front of him that it was because of him that he got better faster than before, so he gave him the four-character mantra as usual: "Don't worry about your father."

"Ok."

Lu Shinian was going to the laboratory, so he took him downstairs on the way: "Send me a message when you arrive, set the alarm clock, and report to me every half hour that you are safe."

Jian You frowned: "I'm not a three-year-old child!"

"I know, how can a three-year-old child be loved by you?"

Lu Shinian grinned: "You don't need to send it, then I will call your manager every half hour and ask him to help me check if you are safe and well."

Jian You turned his face away: "Got it! It's so annoying."

"It's almost there."

Lu Shinian smiled and stretched out his hands to pinch his face: "Kids have to be obedient when they go out."

Jian You patted him away: "Get out, let's go."

Lu Shinian: "Today we stayed late for the experiment, so I can't pick you up. Be careful when you come back from get off work."

Jian You: "Use your nonsense."

Go to the bar and change.

Before going out, Jian You muttered "I'm in trouble", but he still sent a message to Lu Shinian with integrity:

asdfghjkl: [Here we are. 】

Ten years: 【Really good/kiss jpg.】

The corner of Jian You's mouth twitched.

It's not very busy tonight, and Jian You hardly leaves the workbench.

Colleagues also rarely have free time, so they wiped the wine bottle and chatted with him: "Little Jane, who do you send messages to so frequently? You can't tell us that you are secretly in love, right?"

Jian You put away the phone: "No, roommate."

"Roommate? I haven't seen any roommate you contact so frequently before, oh yes!" The colleague suddenly remembered something: "I heard that you were trapped in the elevator of an apartment a while ago, is it true? "

Jian You: "Really."

The colleague hissed: "It's too dangerous, but luckily you're fine..."

"Hey, I see." He suddenly had a flash of inspiration: "Is your roommate afraid that something will happen to you again, so he asks you to keep him safe after a while?"

Jian You paused and looked back at him.

"I guessed right, didn't I?"

The colleague laughed aloud: "Hey, I know this trick well. When my dad was a volunteer to go to the mountain for disaster relief, my mother told him the same way, saying that if he didn't hear from him within two hours, he had to go up the mountain to find him. , your roommate really cares about you..."

"A simple tour, a simple tour."

A waiter who delivered wine came over and pointed in one direction: "The guest over there asked you to deliver him a drink. I don't think he is very old, and he doesn't seem to be going to trouble, or else How many bottles do you want?"

Jian You looked in the direction he pointed, and saw a boy wearing a fisherman's hat, sitting quietly in a booth with his back to them.

Jian You looked away: "Understood."

He ordered a few bottles of cocktails for the boy and sent them over.

The boy heard the movement, looked up and saw him, and smiled.

Sunny and young, he should be about the same age as Jian You, and he looks a little shy when he smiles.

It really doesn't look like it's going to happen.

Jian You put down his guard.

But I don't know if it was his illusion, the boy's eyes seemed to be glued to his face, measuring inch by inch, making him very uncomfortable.

He frowned, picking up speed.

When he put down the last bottle of wine, he heard the boy suddenly speak, and sighed, "I like it so much."

Without knowing it, Jian You raised his head.

Seeing him staring blankly at the colorful cocktails on the table, his tone seemed to be talking to himself: "Can I hide it?"

Weird.

Jian You thought, did not answer the call, took the tray and turned to leave.

"It's off work, I'm leaving first."

He greeted his colleagues and went to the back to change clothes.

The colleague gestured "OK" to him, and after wiping off a bottle of wine in his hand, he looked up and found that the seat for the boy in the fisherman's hat sitting across from him was empty.

He scratched his head and snorted, "Are you still there just now?"

"Young people are light on their hands and feet."