Roommate is a lop-eared rabbit

Shi Yu started calling Lu Shinian early in the morning, and he didn't answer until almost ten o'clock.

"doing what?"

Lu Shinian was wearing pajamas, standing on the balcony of the living room watering the green plants.

Shi Yu: "I know what happened last night!"

Lu Shinian: "What's the matter?"

Shi Yu: "You paid for the lighting display of Uncle Lu's downtown building for half an hour!"

Lu Shinian snorted, "And then?"

Shi Yu: "What can I do next? I'm curious! Our brothers and sisters are all curious! What are you doing, making such a big move, you don't even know you're going to tell us, confession or marriage proposal, let everyone have fun together!"

Lu Shinian: "No confession, no marriage proposal, don't be too imaginative."

Shi Yu: "I don't believe you didn't do anything."

Lu Shinian: "It's not that I didn't do anything."

Shi Yu: "Hmm?"

Lu Shinian refilled the kettle with some water: "Happy birthday to you."

"Who needs such a big battle to celebrate someone's birthday?"

Shi Yu immediately grasped the point, and said in a treacherous voice, "Is it your sweetheart?"

sweetheart?

Lu Shinian didn't know that the corners of his eyes were filled with joy at this moment.

He remembered the hug by the river last night.

And, the wonderful feeling of being hit by a red heart in the middle of the heart in an instant.

He actually liked the feeling of being led by the nose by another person.

At that moment, he even felt that the entire river in Jincheng should heat up and bubble up to cheer him up.

"Not sure." He said in a raised tone.

Shi Yu: "What?"

Lu Shinian: "Look again."

Shi Yue: "..."

Your tone doesn't seem to be unclear at all.

"Okay, then I'll wait for you to take a look."

He said speechlessly, and after he finished speaking, he suddenly thought of something and got excited again: "By the way, brother, how is your rabbit doing? Are you mature?"

Lu Shinian: "Well, it's mature."

Shi Yu: "Wow, that's really Gong—"

Lu Shinian: "I'm almost mature."

Shi Yue: "???"

After hanging up the phone, Lu Shinian was going to see if the little rabbit had woken up.

As soon as I put down the watering can, I received a message from Dai Liangliang:

Twinkle twinkle Jingjing: 【Good morning, brother Lu, I'm here to share the bad news. 】

Dai Liangliang sent this message privately to him alone, not to the dormitory group.

Ten years: [What bad news? 】

Twinkle and twinkle Jingjing: 【Zhou Cai is coming back! 】

When Lu Shinian saw the name, his eyes sank.

Ten years: [Who said that? 】

Twinkle, twinkle, twinkle: 【When I went to the counselor to hand in the materials, I heard that it was a senior year and I had to start preparing for internships. The exchange students came back one after another. 】

Twinkle twinkle twinkle Jingjing: [Oh, I thought he wouldn't come back and would directly practice in Sucheng, but I didn't expect it. 】

Lu Shinian didn't reply for a long time.

Dai Liangliang was at a loss:

Twinkling and twinkling, Jingjing: [Brother Lu, you said Zhou Cai came back to see Jian You, would it be...? 】

Ten years: 【He won't have a chance. 】

Twinkle and twinkle Jingjing: [Ah? 】

Ten years: [When I am dead? 】

Jian You woke up and saw no one in the room.

After washing up, he tidied up and came out of the room. When he saw Lu Shinian standing in front of the balcony, he asked him, "When are you going back?"

Lu Shinian put away his phone: "Are you going back?"

Jian You: "Otherwise, what do you want?"

Lu Shinian was silent for two seconds, then suddenly raised his hand to cover his forehead, and coughed twice artificially, his voice was unexpectedly weak: "You Zai, I suddenly feel a little uncomfortable, it seems to be a bad cold, cough, cough."

Jian You: "..."

Jian You's head was full of black lines: "Do you dare to pretend to be more fake?"

Lu Shinian went to the sofa and fell down, closed his eyes and said, "I'm not pretending, it's really uncomfortable, You Zai, I'm dizzy and my throat hurts."

Jian You looked at him and said nothing.

Lu Shinian: "Do you think it's because the water by the river was too cold and the wind was too strong last night, cough cough cough."

Hearing him mention last night, Jian You's eyelashes trembled uncomfortably, and his eyes loosened: "Your suddenness is too sudden."

He muttered disbelief, but there was a bit more hesitation in his tone.

"It was really sudden."

Lu Shinian turned over and buried his face, where he couldn't see, the corners of his mouth curled up: "I'm tired all over, and I feel uncomfortable all over."

"What's wrong with you, why don't you feel uncomfortable when I'm not out." Jian You frowned and walked to him, bent down: "Let me see."

Lu Shinian obediently raised his head for him to touch.

Jian You stuck it on the back of her hand and felt it carefully: "You don't have a fever, your body temperature is lower than mine."

Lu Shinian rubbed his hand: "The temperature measured by hand is not accurate."

"Really?" Jian You was dubious, always feeling that something was wrong.

Lu Shinian coughed twice again: "Do you think I used my hands to check your temperature last time?"

"so troublesome."

Jian You frowned and knelt down beside him, lowering her head to press his forehead.

Lu Shinian's eyes were full of smiles, and when Jian You raised his head, he narrowed his eyes weakly: "I didn't lie to you, isn't it a little hot?"

To be honest, Jian You didn't feel that it was hot.

But looking at Lu Shinian's appearance of dying from shock, he was not sure.

"Where's your thermometer?" he asked.

Lu Shinian: "I fell and haven't bought a new one yet."

Such a coincidence?

Jian You clicked his tongue: "Then get up and follow me to the hospital."

Lu Shinian put his arm on his face: "I can't get up, I don't want to go."

Jian You: "...you are really not just ordinary, what about the medicine box? Is there always a medicine box? Cold medicine and antipyretic medicine will never fall, right?"

Lu Shinian raised his finger in one direction.

Just as Jian You wanted to get up, his sleeves were pulled.

Lu Shinian looked at him with sincerity: "Actually, cold medicine can't cure my cold."

Jian You: "?"

Lu Shinian: "Our whole family is like this, so we have a family secret recipe for catching a cold."

Jian You: "???"

3 minutes later--

The whole kitchen is filled with the bitter aroma of Chinese herbal medicine.

Jian You felt that his brain had been kicked by a donkey.

That's why I put the ready-made cold medicine and didn't rush it, and boiled some cold medicine secret recipe in the kitchen for the dog who didn't know if it was a real disease or a fake disease.

And what's the recipe for fart?

It has to be boiled and fried, and the ginger has to be chopped into pieces, which is very troublesome.

Lu Shinian didn't know when he got up from the sofa, leaning against the kitchen door and watching Jian You's busy back, even the sound of the kitchen knife being cut on the cutting board was irritating.

But beautiful.

At least that's how it sounds to him, and it's heart-warming.

Dai Liangliang is still sending him messages:

Twinkling and twinkling, Jingjing: [So Brother Lu, have you and Jian You visited relatives again?What time will you return? 】

Ten years: [When will Zhou Cai come back? 】

Twinkle twinkle Jingjing: [Soon, this afternoon at the latest. 】

Lu Shinian didn't reply in a hurry, and tapped the screen with his fingertips, his expression unclear.

After Jian You finally chopped the minced ginger and threw it into the casserole, when he turned around, he was jumped by the silent figure standing at the door.

"Aren't you feeling uncomfortable all over? Why don't you lie down and run here?"

Lu Shinian: "I'll oversee the work~"

Jian You found the lid of the casserole and put it on: "Crazy, what a fart, it sounds like someone is going to poison you."

Lu Shinian smiled: "Of course it's not the job supervisor, and you don't often go into the kitchen, I'm afraid you might hurt yourself by accident."

Jian You: "I don't know how to cook, and I'm not mentally retarded."

Lu Shinian: "Ang, you know we are the smartest~"

Jian You: "Finally, I warn you, don't talk to me in this tone!"

"Okay." Lu Shinian put away his phone and walked to his side: "Is everything done?"

Jian You was annoyed: "Nonsense, what kind of bullshit secret recipe, I'm in trouble."

"You are willing to help me with such trouble, You Zai, I'm so touched." He put his hand on top of his head: "What gift do you want, brother will give it to you."

Jian You: "I want you to stay away from me!"

Lu Shinian: "This is too embarrassing for me, be good, change to another~"

Jian You: "Then shut up and don't talk."

"But I have a mouth to speak."

Lu Shinian said: "If you don't let me talk, then I can only use it to kiss you, or reward you with a kiss?"

Jian You kicked over: "Kiss you, uncle!"

A cold medicine boiled for almost two hours.

Jian You smelled the smell when it was out of the pot, and couldn't help but fall into deep doubts - he didn't do anything wrong, right?Can this stuff really be eaten?

He checked the ancestral formula that Lu Shinian had sent him again, and after confirming that the steps were correct, he brought the medicine to Lu Shinian.

Seeing that Lu Shinian was about to drink, he suddenly covered the mouth of the bowl with his hand and frowned: "Are you sure this is really edible? You won't be poisoned to death, right?"

Lu Shinian took advantage of the opportunity to poke on the back of his hand, and said with a smile, "Why, you care about me, are you afraid that I will die?"

"Depend on!"

Jian You's face darkened, quickly withdrew his hand, and wiped the back of his hand vigorously: "Don't fucking kiss blindly! Who cares about you, drink quickly if you want to die, hurry up if you want to die!"

Lu Shinian drank a bowl of medicine without changing his face.

Just looking at Jian You, his face almost wrinkled into a ball.

"How about it?"

He stared at his face closely: "Can't you die?"

Lu Shinian's expression was as usual: "Well, I probably won't die."

Jian You felt relieved for the time being.

After a while, he asked again: "Then you don't have a fever, do you? Are you still dizzy? Does your throat still hurt?"

Lu Shinian was overjoyed: "You Zai, knowing that you care about it will cause chaos, but you have to give it some time to work even if it is an elixir?"

"..."

With an empty bowl in hand, Jian You turned around and strode back to the kitchen.

Because of Lu Shinian's sudden cold, he was supposed to go back to school in the morning, but he didn't go back until the afternoon.

I had no choice but to have dinner in the house again.

Jian You: "You took the medicine and took a rest, should you go back now?"

Lu Shinian lay on his back on the sofa, motionless.

Jian You walked over and kicked his feet: "Hey!"

Lu Shinian closed his eyes and said nothing.

Jian You's temples twitched suddenly when he thought of the bowl of cold medicine that was dark and tasted strange.

It won't be poisoned by the effect of the medicine, right?

"Hello, Lu Shinian?!"

Frightened by his brain power, he bent down and stretched out his hand, but was pulled forward by his wrist, and knelt down on the ground, with his entire upper body pressed against Lu Shinian.

"Hey."

Lu Shinian opened his eyes, full of jokes: "Listen."

Jian You closed his eyes and took a deep breath: "Are you going to die if you don't buy a sword for a day?!!!"

Lu Shinian: "No, but I'll be very happy if I sell it."

"Get out!" Jian You pulled his hand vigorously

Lu Shinian: "Hiss, I suddenly felt dizzy again, so dizzy."

Jian You: "You pretend again."

"I'm not pretending." He arched his face into Jian You's palm, closed his eyes: "I'm really dizzy."

Jian You really wanted to just crush him to death: "Then what else do you want?"

Lu Shinian: "I need to rest."

Jian You: "??? You have a cold, why don't you raise it?"

Lu Shinian laughed, and the heat sprayed on his palm: "I can't help it, my body is weak."

Jian Youfan: "Go back to school first, and raise it as you like."

Lu Shinian: "No, there are too many people in the school, so it's not suitable for rest."

Jian You squinted his eyes, as if he finally understood something: "How long do you want to keep?"

"At least half a month."

Lu Shinian: "It's best to have someone to accompany you. Of course, it doesn't matter if you don't accompany me. At most, I hang at home alone and no one finds out—"

Jian You withdrew his hand blankly: "Then hang up."

damn thing.

He actually believed that he was sick!

"You Zai, do you ignore me?" Lu Shinian called him behind his back.

Jian You didn't go back to the door, she was furious: "It doesn't matter, you love it to death."

The plan died, Lu Shinian stood up from the sofa regretfully, followed Jian You to the entrance, and blocked the door with the same trick: "Stay a few more days before leaving, how can living here in school be more comfortable?"

Jian You: "Do you think everyone is as busy as you? I don't need to do my homework or prepare papers? Go aside."

Lu Shinian: "Then I'll go to school and help you move the computer here?"

Jian You: "No, I want to go back."

As soon as Lu Shinian stretched out his hand, he pulled the man into his arms, buried his head, and rubbed hard on his shoulders, the hunk acted like a baby, "Why don't you leave~"

Jian You's ears turned red, but his face turned blue.

Pressing his palms against his shoulders desperately, he tried his best to tilt his head back: "Get out! You rub your wool! Don't be so fucking ostrich next to me!!!"

Lu Shinian whispered pitifully in his ear, "You really don't want to stay?"

Jian You only felt that his ear was itchy and hot, so he simply covered it with his hand: "Don't stay, there's no need to discuss it!"

As soon as he finished speaking, something cold was stuffed into the heel of his palm and the fingertips on his cheek.

Jian You looked down and saw that it was the car key with a golden logo on it. He didn't recognize it, but he knew it was very expensive.

Lu Shinian: "Okay, but you forgot to bring it."

Jian You stuffed it back for him without hesitation: "I said no."

Lu Shinian: "You Zai, you can't refuse a birthday present, it's a courtesy."

Jian You suppressed his temper: "Who gave this as a birthday present? Lu Shinian, did you squeeze your head behind the door?"

Lu Shinian held his hand and refused to let him put the key, and said with a smile, "It has nothing to do with me whether others give it to me or not. I just want to give it to you."

Jian You turned her face aside: "I don't have a driver's license, so it's useless for you to give me this."

Lu Shinian: "It's not a big problem, I will report you to the driving school in a while."

Jian You: "..."

Jian You convinced him: "I'm 21 years old, not my 80th birthday! Do you think everyone grew up sleeping with money wrapped up like you? Who would dare to accept this as a gift from your mother?"

Lu Shinian: "Why don't you dare, the police will arrest you if they find out?"

"I'm too lazy to tell you."

Jian You pressed his face and pushed back: "Let go!"

Lu Shinian: "If you don't accept a birthday gift, you can't let go."

Jian You was impatient: "Then you keep it and send it next year."

Lu Shinian: "What about this year?"

Jian You: "Anyway, I don't want this car, you can change it for another one!"

Change any...

Lu Shinian thought about it for a while, and took out a key pendant from the cabinet next to it. Coincidentally, the doll pendant on it happened to be a white rabbit.

"Here, is this the head office?" He handed the key chain to Jian You.

Jian You reached out to take it, but Lu Shinian raised his hand to avoid it: "Give me your key."

The corner of Jian You's mouth twitched, and he reluctantly took out the key, watching Lu Shinian hang up the fluffy rabbit that didn't match his cool temperament at all.

He thought: I will dismantle it later.

Lu Shinian: "If you dare to dismantle it, I'll buy a bunch of rabbit dolls and put them on your bed."

Jian You: "..."

Gan.

Why does this dog even know what he is thinking?

When he went downstairs, Lu Shinian's cell phone rang several times.

Jian You glanced back at him, Lu Shinian smiled and gestured to him with his mobile phone: "Look, I'm actually not idle."

Jian You didn't bother to talk to him.

After getting in the car, Lu Shinian clicked on the message:

Twinkle and twinkle Jingjing: 【Brother Lu, are you back yet? 】

Twinkle and twinkle Jingjing: [If you haven't come back, don't come back? 】

Twinkling and twinkling: [Zhou Cai has just arrived at the dormitory and is packing up his things now. I had nothing to say to him at first, and now I don't know what to say to him, so I hid in the dormitory next door. 】

Ten years: [It's too late. 】

Twinkle twinkle Jingjing: [You guys are back? ? ? 】

Ten Years: [I don't want to either, isn't this not delayed. 】

Twinkle Twinkle Twinkle Jingjing: 【Okay, then I can only pray that he has changed his mind and stopped engaging in those ghost arts. 】

Ten years: [Oh, you might as well pray that he will go out for an internship immediately, which is more realistic. 】

"You Zai, let me tell you something."

Jian You was looking out the window without looking back: "I don't listen."

Then he was forced to turn his head with the top of his head locked.

"Listen." Lu Shinian said, "This is business."

Jian You avoids his hand: "Let go."

Lu Shinian: "Zhou Cai is back."

Jian You was puzzled by this strange name: "Who is Zhou Cai?"

Lu Shinian: "Our roommates."

Jian You reacted quickly: "The one on the other side of the bed?"

Lu Shinian nodded.

"Oh."

Jian You didn't respond, since he didn't know him anyway, so it didn't matter if he came back or not.

Lu Shinian: "There's something wrong with him, stay away from him."

Jian You: "What's wrong?"

Lu Shinian: "It's a fault of treating low-level art as art."

Jian You: "?"

Lu Shinian: "And he's seriously ill."

Jian You frowned and stared at him: "Are you kidding me again???"

"Heaven and earth conscience, there is really no such thing this time."

Lu Shinian: "Just listen to me. If you meet him outside, stay away from him. In the dormitory, treat him as if he doesn't exist. Anyway, ignore him. Brother won't harm you."

Jian You looked at him for a while, then quickly turned around and continued to stare out the window.

"understood."

Back at the door of the dormitory, Jian You took out the keys from his pocket, Lu Shinian pressed down the brim of his hat, and pulled his sweater and hat on as well.

Jian You looked at him strangely: "Why?"

Lu Shinian smiled slightly: "My hands are itchy."

Jian You glared at him, lowered his head and just inserted the key into the lock, the door was pulled open from the inside.

With an unfamiliar face, about the same height as Jian You, with a cold demeanor, good facial features but not outstanding, it can only be called mediocre and mediocre.

It is estimated that he is Zhou Cai.

After hearing Lu Shinian's words, Jian You ignored him, and walked straight past and returned to his seat.

But Zhou Cai is not.

From the first time he saw Jian You, he froze for a moment, then his eyes were fixed on Jian You.

until the line of sight is obstructed.

Lu Shinian looked at him coldly in the middle, and warned in a low voice that only the two of them could hear:

"Take care of your eyes."