Roommate is a lop-eared rabbit

"Hey! Those two, the performance is almost over, are you two alright?"

The people inside are urging.

Afraid that they would come out, Jian You pushed Lu Shinian, but instead of pushing him away, he simply turned his head and quickly kissed him on the cheek, coaxing: "It's okay, let go, I have to hug him back."

Like a big dog whose temper has been tamed, Lu Shinian obediently lets go.

Jian You turned around and went into the bathroom. Lu Shinian simply washed his hands and returned to his original position to sit down. The short movie wasn't long, and now it's already entered the plot where the male and female protagonists hold each other's hearts.

"Brother Lu, have you washed your hands long enough?"

"You're not dipping in strawberry juice, are you dipping in asphalt?"

"Hahahahaha, is the asphalt okay?"

Lu Shinian smiled and said nothing, followed their jokes, took out a piece of paper from the table and slowly wiped the water stains on his hands.

Soon Jian You also came back.

Lu Shinian raised his eyelids, and followed him with his eyes. As soon as Jian You met him, he pretended to clear his throat and coughed twice, his eyes flickering away.

His shyness has a bit of stamina.

Dai Liangliang felt a little strange.

It's fine when Lu Shinian is alone, and it's fine when Jian You is alone, but as long as the two of them appear in the same frame and stay together, he feels that the atmosphere has changed.

He couldn't say exactly what was different.

To put it bluntly, it's like adding Mentos to Coke, sweetened cream to black coffee, or... Banlangen mixed with popping candies?

so weird.

Before he could feel the thick and greasy weirdness carefully, he soon discovered a new point.

"Jian You, why is your mouth swollen?"

"Still so red?"

Jian You pursed her lips uncomfortably, frowned, and was about to speak when she was robbed: "Hey, don't tell us it was a mosquito bite, we are not fools, mosquitoes can't bite like this."

Jian You: "..."

Jian You: "Believe it or not."

The buddy next door glanced back and forth between the two of them, wondering if he felt the same thing as Dai Liangliang, squinted his eyes thoughtfully, and pointed at them with his fingers: "I said, you two Shouldn't we go to the toilet to solve each other?"

"Damn it?! It makes sense! No wonder you can get together and stay outside for such a long time, no wonder Jian You's mouth is swollen, and a single word awakens the dreamer!"

"Nice plus! I know you two have a good relationship, but I didn't expect you to be so good as to help each other?!"

"No."

Jian You was stunned for a moment, and immediately frowned: "Damn, can you stop talking nonsense! Who helps each other and still uses their mouths?!"

"So you use your hands?"

"Why can't you use your mouth, junior, as expected, you are still too naive."

Jian You was slow to realize what they meant, his face turned red, his whole body was bubbling like a pot of freshly boiled water: "Simple you uncle! I don't have it!"

After speaking, the back of the neck was pinched.

Lu Shinian gently rubbed him like a kitten that arched its back to soothe his emotions, and said in a casual way: "Okay, it's almost enough to make a joke."

"Oh, yo, are you going to protect the calf?"

"Hahaha, let's just talk about it casually, don't take it seriously, I hope I didn't teach your baby badly."

"But you guys are really too sticky. I don't think other people are as sticky as you when they're really in love."

Jian You was angry: "Have you ever had a girlfriend? You know it?"

The buddy next door laughed a few times, and asked him back: "Then you have made friends with him, you just say I don't know, Zi Feiyu knows the joy of fish~"

Lu Shinian leaned against the back of the chair and said leisurely, "It's enough for him to have me, he doesn't need to have a girlfriend."

Jian You's face changed slightly.

When the buddy next door heard this, he got excited: "Brother Lu, falling in love is not the same as being in love! You have to be responsible for what you say."

Lu Shinian raised the end of his eyes: "I pamper him, pamper him, let him go, give him everything that is good for him, I will buy him whatever he likes, treat him like a little ancestor, no more than him For a girlfriend?"

what?

Is that right...?

Dai Liangliang looked at them a little changed, and the two buddies next door also felt the same way.

Jian You took a deep breath, and explained calmly: "Don't think about it just because he farts twice, he just burns too much money and doesn't feel comfortable."

Lu Shinian fondled his head: "Well, I love hitting you."

The three outsiders were dumbfounded, why did they have such a strong feeling that these two were flirting and cursing in front of them, and all the little pink hearts were bubbling out of their heads.

Dai Liangliang watched the most, and the other two seemed afraid to speak. He couldn't hold back his breath and asked: "Well... Let me just say, you two don't know how to cover each other, are you really talking?"

Jian You seemed to be stepped on the tail, and quickly argued: "No! He and I are just good brothers! Knock, no, not very good, he is too annoying to me, at best he can be regarded as an intermittent good brother! "

Lu Shinian nodded: "Yeah, but he's just a good brother who can hug and sleep on the same bed."

Jian You was desperately trying to get rid of it, but Lu Shinian was desperately trying to get rid of it.

The eyes of the trio watching the excitement have completely changed.

They also have good brothers, but there really isn't anyone who can hug and sleep on the same bed.

Jian You couldn't argue with anything, he gave Lu Shinian a hard look, and simply got up: "I have something else to do, I'm leaving after watching the movie!"

As soon as he left, Lu Shinian naturally wouldn't stay any longer, and stood up, "My good brother seems to be angry, I'll go coax him, you guys take your time and see you later."

"..."

"..."

"...?"

Depend on?

The smell of this damn adultery is too strong?

Jian You walked out of the dormitory quickly, with a burst of anger, but when she walked out of the school gate, her pace slowed down, and it was slow again and again, with her head hanging down in a somewhat sleepy mood, she didn't know what she was thinking .

Lu Shinian followed him unhurriedly, until then, he caught up with him and hugged his shoulders.

As long as it is not a weekend, there are not many people on this road. The school wall is very long, and there are no shops on one side, but there are shops on the other side, but the road is too wide, and there are two rows of trees in the middle, which makes this tree-lined road It seemed quiet and leisurely.

"You're angry?"

Lu Shinian's voice has always been very pleasant, especially when talking to him, he is always lazy and leisurely, with a little smile hidden in the wind and poured into his ears, gently caressing every tiny ear. fluff.

The breeze, the shade of the trees, the light spots, and the honking of vehicles from a distance, Jian You stepped on this road, and all anger disappeared.

"No," he said.

Lu Shinian bent his lips, rubbed his head, and said nothing.

They walked quietly all the way to the intersection of traffic lights, just jumped to the red light, and the countdown time was 87 seconds.

Jian You stared at the countdown, and suddenly said in a muffled voice: "I don't know how to fall in love."

He has never been in a relationship, and he has never liked anyone. This is the first time that he just knows that if he likes each other, he can become a couple and be together, but he doesn't know what to do after being together.

He knew that Lu Shinian didn't like to hide in front of people, so he wanted to introduce him to everyone as a boyfriend.

In fact, he is not unwilling, and even happy because of the undisguised emotional expression, but now he is not even fully adapted to the relationship between the two of them, so he has to drag him to the next step in a hurry.

To be honest, he was a little overwhelmed.

So he felt guilty as a matter of course, and he couldn't say it out of his thoughts, but he really wanted to make Lu Shinian happy.

Just like in the dormitory just now, he could imagine that if he nodded and admitted, the corners of Lu Shinian's mouth would reach the ears in the next second.

Lu Shinian was too flamboyant and reckless, and too assertive, he didn't care what other people thought or what others thought, the only thing he cared about was Jian You's feelings.

So even if he keeps saying that he wants a serious name, that he is not too shameful, without Jian You's nodding in agreement, he is so proud, but he only dares to speak cryptically in front of his friends, and enjoy his mouth.

The more she thinks about this, the more frustrated Jian You becomes.

"I really don't mean to have a secret relationship with you, and I don't think our relationship is worthless."

He turned his face to the other side, not knowing what expression to give him: "I'm just not used to it...Give me more time, Dai Liangliang is there with them, next time I will say it myself..."

"You Zai, I saw the message you withdrew." Lu Shinian said suddenly.

Jian You's mind went blank, and when he understood what news he was talking about, his face blushed again, he gritted his teeth, and said the most cowardly words with the most fierce manner: "I can't confess my love!"

Lu Shinian: "Well, yes, so do you know what the message I replied to you was?"

Jian You: "What?"

Lu Shinian: "I said, don't wait for the universe to explode, I'll come here now."

Jian You's eyelashes trembled, his momentum weakened, his heart was soft and chirping, but he still spoke unforgivingly: "Then why are you withdrawing?"

Lu Shinian smiled: "I don't know either. Seeing that you withdrew it, I thought about it. Your thin skin will scare you, so I followed it up."

Jian You has nothing to say.

"Sorry, You Zai, I was too impatient."

Lu Shinian took the initiative to show his cards: "This is the first time for me to fall in love. To be honest, I'm not very good at it, but I roughly checked it on the Internet, and it seems to be a bit fast."

Jian You pursed her lips and turned to look at him.

Lu Shinian was quite emotional: "Others stretch out the timeline at one stage, but I want to take you to bed and lick you from the beginning to the end on the first day of dating."

Jian You: "..."

fuck.

He muttered: "Sure enough, you can't expect any ivory to spit out from the mouth of a dog like you."

"Don't, you can still count on it."

Lu Shinian pinched his face: "You Zai, you don't need to accommodate me, just stay where you are and take your time, use the way you are most comfortable with, and leave everything else to me, just wait for me to accommodate you. "

"If you think it's too urgent, let's take it slowly."

He let go of Jian You's shoulders, and naturally held his hand: "How about holding hands today?"

After he finished speaking, he paused, and immediately added carefully: "But baby, I have to give you a vaccination in advance. Your husband is not as tolerant as other people's. The timeline of each stage may not be too long."

After all, we all know that every time he resists the urge to kiss and cry with his boyfriend, there will be a Lu Shinian in the world who will suffer double trauma both mentally and spiritually.

Although in the future, they will be found one by one in a special place to make up for it.

He looked down at the tightly held hands of the two, and couldn't help sighing in his heart, at this moment, he really looked like a pure weasel.

Jian You was struck on the heart with a small hammer.

His eyelashes trembled, and he let out a cry.

Not even bothering about someone's self-proclaimed title.

Silently twirling his hand in Lu Shinian's palm, he actively squeezed his fingers into his, and held him firmly.

Turning away his face and clearing his throat: "It's up to you."