Roommate is a lop-eared rabbit

Jian You didn't forget that this is the dormitory, this is the dormitory where the two of them and the third person are.

A lazy movement made his spirit tense immediately, his body froze and he dared not move.

Lu Shinian didn't move either.

There are two people hidden in a blanket, still in a delicate posture, Jian You's heart is almost broken, and now an egg spread on his face is probably cooked.

Dai Liangliang got out of bed yawning and was putting on his shoes.

Lu Shinian was scratching the palm of his hand, but he pinched it on the back of his hand.It's just a pity that he has no energy now, and it doesn't hurt to pinch someone.

Dai Liangliang opened the balcony door and went out. Jian You heard the sound of the toilet closing, and immediately closed the bed curtain, picked up his trousers and kicked Lu Shinian vigorously, scolding him under his throat, "Get out!"

Lu Shinian was lying on the pillow with him, but Jian You didn't recover and didn't want to talk, so he let him hug him.

"You Zai, I'm sorry." Lu Shinian apologized in a low voice next to his ear.

Jian You especially wanted to ask him why he was apologizing, but after much deliberation, he still didn't ask, so he simply closed his eyes and turned his face to the other side.

It's not that I want to ask too many questions and don't know where to start, but because I know too much, I'm afraid that if I ask, I will hear answers I don't want to hear.

But a certain person is very conscious, and his apology is very sincere, and he will never follow the perfunctory principle of a straight man who walks the world with a "sorry" without thinking: "I thought that what you said to help them experiment was to lie on the operating table and let them anatomy."

"...?"

Jian You opened his eyes suddenly, turned his head and looked in his direction: "What did you say?"

Lu Shinian was honest and honest: "Before you told me, I asked Shi Yue, and he explained Xie Youluo's experiment by cutting and cutting it with conviction. I was misled by my preconceived notions."

He himself felt that his current wave was really brain-dead, and if he thought about it a little more, or calmed down and asked more questions patiently, he would not be so angry.

But there is no way, as soon as this kind of thing is related to Jian You, the desire to protect him will subconsciously make him think of the worst, and caring is the best interpretation in this oolong.

Jian You was astonished.

He thought of many reasons, or Lu Shinian's desire to control him was too strong, or he was too confident and dismissive of other things...

That is, I never thought it would be the reason.

"Take those words as my fart."

Lu Shinian: "I just hope that you have nothing to worry about and can be happy every day. As long as you are safe, I will support you in whatever you want."

"I didn't have a brain today, You Zai, don't be angry, okay?"

The boulder that had been hanging for a day fell to the ground with a bang, and Jian You raised his hand to cover his eyes.

He just said, how could he not understand his mood, if there is no reason, how could he say those words.

His throat was congested, he didn't want to make himself appear hypocritical when he opened his mouth, so he slowed down for a while before he began to scold him: "This is why you came here in the middle of the night to play hooligans?"

"Yes and no."

Lu Shinian buried himself on his shoulder: "The main reason is that you will break up with me."

"Now you have to be responsible to me, You Zai, you can't be a scumbag who turns his face and refuses to recognize anyone when he puts on his pants."

Jian You: "..."

He was really convinced: "Do you dare to be more rascal?"

Lu Shinian: "Don't dare."

Jian You: "Dog Bi."

"What the leader said is true." Lu Shinian smiled: "So will You Zai forgive me?"

After a while, Jianyou said in a low voice: "Don't worry about yourself there, I never thought of breaking up with you."

When he was the most angry, he just wanted to rush in front of him and beat him up. If Lu Shinian hadn't said it himself, the thought of breaking up would never have appeared in his head.

Lu Shinian was taken aback for a moment, then raised his head, his eyes outlined his silhouette in the darkness.

There was the sound of flushing from the bathroom, followed by slow footsteps, and Dai Liangliang came back.

Jian You immediately pricked up his ears, wanting Lu Shinian to keep quiet, Lu Shinian forcefully pulled him into his arms, and said in a muffled voice, "You Zai, why don't you chop me up to relieve your anger."

He was so angry that he never thought of breaking up with him.

Why is his cub so good.

Early the next morning, Dai Liangliang poked his head out from behind the bed curtain, and when he saw the extra classmate Lu in the dormitory, he was dumbfounded.

"No, brother, where did you come from?"

Lu Shinian pointed to Jian You's bed.

Dai Liangliang was shocked: "Jian You!! You hid a random door on your bed???"

"Why do you believe his nonsense?"

Jian You came in from the balcony, the phone on the table lit up, it was a text message.

Jian You unlocked it and glanced——

"Fuck!!!"

He stared at Lu Shinian with wide eyes: "What the hell is this?!!!"

Why is there a real estate transfer information that shows that the application time is yesterday and is being processed? !

Or transfer to his account? !

Lu Shinian smiled, "I did it."

"Of course I know, who else would do such a stupid thing besides you?" Jian You yelled at him: "You have so many houses, why don't you give them away?"

Dai Liangliang: "?????"

Dai Liangliang: "? What's the situation? Who has more houses? Who sends them everywhere? Did you give them to me?!"

"I didn't send it anywhere, so I gave you one." Lu Shinian smiled: "You Zai, I will trouble you to take me in from now on."

Jian You: "You fucking——"

Lu Shinian: "Next time I make you angry again, don't go, just tell me to get lost."

Jian You's voice faded away.

He was stunned in place, not knowing what to say for a moment.

Dai Liangliang climbed off the bed in his underpants, stood next to them and looked left and right. He felt that his worldview had been impacted.

"Damn it, you guys... has the brotherhood turned into this now???"

"Give me a house once you quarrel?! Are you serious? Didn't you stop here to talk about cross talk with me???"

Lu Shinian didn't answer, but asked him, "Brother Dai, are you interested in being a witness?"

Dai Liangliang: "Ah? Witness what?"

Jian You was also confused, and was taken back to his seat to sit down. Lu Shinian himself leaned against the table, took out a piece of paper from there, and said seriously, "Student Lu's self-criticism."

A big question mark appeared in Jian You's head.

Dai Liangliang suddenly realized: "Is this the self-criticism you mentioned last night?"

"Yes." Lu Shinian shook his self-criticism: "Are you ready?"

Jian You: "..."

Lu Shinian: "Then I'll start."

He cleared his throat, and said with a straight voice: "Yesterday afternoon, due to my personal fault, classmate Jian You was unhappy, so I, Lu Shinian, hereby apologize to classmate Jian You with 12 points of sincerity. sorry."

Dai Liangliang had a complicated expression.

Jian You is simple, with three words written all over his face: something is wrong.

Lu Shinian: "I have deeply realized my mistakes and my shallow knowledge. I promise to learn from my mistakes and never make mistakes again. If there is a next time, I will voluntarily hand in three months' pocket money, and I will be beaten and scolded. No complaints."

"From today onwards, I will definitely recognize my identity, put myself in the right place, and look forward to my classmate Jian You. If he told me to go east, I will never go west."

"Because my behavior was too bad yesterday, I set up a written statement here. If I make classmate Jian You unhappy again in the future, no matter the severity of the case, I will deal with it seriously."

"Handling methods include but are not limited to prohibiting going back to the room to sleep, prohibiting being within three feet of Jian You, not holding, hugging, or..."

"Add one." Jian You copied his hands when he heard this, and said blankly: "You can't even hug Jian Youyou."

"Okay." Lu Shinian happily took out a pen from the pen holder, and added Jian Youyou's name.

"It is forbidden to approach Jianyou and Jianyouyou within three feet. You can't hold, hug, kiss, or bury your stomach. If there is any violation, you can move out of the house and find your own place. Without the permission of Jianyou, you are not allowed to move. back."

"This review is valid for a long time, and the final interpretation right belongs to Jian You. If you have other requirements, you can add it at any time."

"Reviewer, classmate Lu Shinian, witness,"

He made an introduction gesture to Dai Liangliang: "Student Dai Liangliang."

Alright, after Lu Shinian finished reading, he handed the review to Jian You with a correct attitude.

Dai Liangliang was dumbfounded: "What, what is it?" He scratched his butt, why did he feel something was wrong?

Lu Shinian: "What's wrong?"

Dai Liangliang: "Everywhere..."

"Forget it, it's not important." Lu Shinian interrupted him: "Just be a good witness."

Dai Liangliang: "..."

Jian You folded the self-criticism and put it in his pocket, stood up and said, "Let's go."

Lu Shinian: "Go home?"

"I haven't eaten breakfast yet at this point, won't I be hungry?" Jian You glared at him, took his hand and walked towards the door: "Go back after eating."

Lu Shinian showed his face: "Okay, it's up to you." Before leaving, he didn't forget to turn his head and wave to Dai Liangliang: "Leave Liangliang, see you next time."

"..."

Dai Liangliang stared blankly at the back of them leaving, the door closed, and he stood there for a long time, frowning all by himself, when suddenly a flash of inspiration flashed in his head, as if enlightened

- my object

——I have a bad temper and love to scold me

- good looking

- able to sleep together under the same quilt

——Arguing and rushing to coax, sending the car and the house

——Can’t hold, can’t kiss, can’t hug

Depend on!

Why did he just find out? ! !

Jian You sent a message to Xie Youluo, and went to the laboratory with Lu Shinian the next morning.

It's not the school's laboratory, but a laboratory in an advanced scientific research institute outside the school. It has all the equipment. The laboratory in the school that is only for students to practice is completely incomparable with this place.

Xie Youluo had been waiting at the door early in the morning.

As soon as Jian You stepped into the gate, he saw a figure in a white coat striding towards him from a distance.

"Thank you very much for your willingness to cooperate and help our research," Xie Youluo led them all the way to the laboratory: "Let me briefly talk about the experimental steps."

"Our experiments can be roughly divided into two aspects, instrument detection and experimental observation."

They have done many cases before Jianyou, their experience and technology are close to maturity, the steps are clear, and the speed and efficiency are very high.

The first item of instrumental testing that Xie Youluo mentioned is the whole body examination specially set up by the laboratory for them. Although the things tested are different, the steps are similar to the physical examination in the hospital.

In addition to drawing more blood.

Then there are some data records to compare whether there are differences in daily life and diet with humans with non-dominant atavistic genes.

It took more than half a day just for a set of physical examinations.

What surprised Jian You the most was that an IQ test was still required.

"Oh, I forgot to say that before."

Xie Youluo held a few documents in one hand and adjusted his glasses: "After the previous statistics, we found that the overall IQ level of the ancestors is much higher than that of ordinary people."

"This is very important to us. If the final experimental data passes the review, with this special blessing, the more legal rights we can win."

This society has never disliked too many people with high IQs. If they can succeed in the end, it is very likely that the relevant laws will be biased towards protecting them, and even specific policies that are beneficial to them will be introduced.

Lu Shinian raised his eyebrows, no wonder his cub is so smart, it turned out he was born with superior genes.

Jian You accepted this reason, and spent nearly an hour on the IQ test in the laboratory.

The last step is the last step of the first part-recording observations of his dominant genetic characteristics.

It was a little girl who assisted in the recording. As soon as Jian You's ears came out, she couldn't bear it anymore, and exaggeratedly covered her heart: "This wife is too cute, woohoo!"

Help, it's the lop-eared bunny!

I miss rua so much!

Apart from Lu Shinian, this was the first time that Jian You showed his ears in front of others in an upright manner. He felt uncomfortable, faced with the scrutiny of others, and even had the urge to rush behind Lu Shinian and hide.

The shoulders on both sides sank, probably to see his embarrassment, Lu Shinian stood behind him, with his palms on his shoulders, with a soothing force.

Knowing that he was there, Jian You made up his mind at once.

"Only ears?" the little girl asked, "No tail, no claws or anything like that?"

Tail Jianyou can understand, but: "Claw claw?"

Little girl: "Yes, atavistic genes are different, and everyone's situation is different. Like me, I only have claws, like Xiao Xun in the next group, who has ears and a tail, and like Brother Xie, although he has no ears and no claws. , but he has fish scales, and he can have a tail when he touches the water."

...a tail with fish scales?

This is not the same as Jian You's cognitive tail.

Lu Shinian was quite curious: "What kind of fish?"

The little girl wanted to answer subconsciously, but when she realized it, she immediately covered her mouth and shook her head: "This is not good, you can't just say it casually."

"Okay." Lu Shinian asked in a different way: "What kind, can I eat it?"

Little girl: "?"

Lu Shinian: "Can I make a wish?"

Little girl: "???"