Roommate is a lop-eared rabbit

The courier had a little accident on the way, and the delivery was delayed for two days.

Two days, neither long nor short, was just enough to make Jian You forget that he still had a courier on his way.

As a result, when the doorbell rang, he sat cross-legged on the sofa, concentrating on tinkering with the new game Lu Shinian bought for him, kicking Lu Shinian on the back to urge him to open the door.

Lu Shinian got up and walked to the entrance, saw a courier boy through the cat's eye, and thought about whether he had bought anything online recently.

Opening the door, the courier brother handed him a box not much bigger than the palm of his hand: "Is this Mr. Jian? Your courier, please sign for it."

Lu Shinian flamboyantly signed his boyfriend's name, thanked him, took the courier box and closed the door, turned and went back to the living room: "You Zai, your courier."

Jian You didn't even raise her head: "I didn't buy anything, where did the express delivery come from?"

Lu Shinian: "But the recipient is your name, so let me take it apart for you?"

Jian You: "As you wish."

Lu Shinian took a pair of small scissors on the shelf of the partition and began to unpack the express delivery.

The sound of the tape being torn inevitably reached Jian You's ears, and he didn't know which nerve it had pulled on him, so he suddenly paused.

Immediately afterwards, the colorful expressions on his face flashed in an instant, he threw the game console, jumped off the sofa and rushed towards Lu Shinian at the fastest speed in his life: "Stop! I'll tear it down myself!"

late.

Before he could say anything, Lu Shinian had already opened the package, and saw two pregnancy test sticks inside that almost blinded him.

Lu Shinian: "..."

Jian You: "..."

The atmosphere was shrouded in silence, and the undercurrent hidden under the silence was not as calm as it appeared on the surface.

Jian You watched Lu Shinian twist one of them with a surprised look, his scalp tingling.

"You Zai, you..."

Lu Shinian uttered two words and got stuck: "You bought this because...uh..."

"Don't fucking think about it!"

Jian You blushed, grabbed the box and the one in his hand and threw them into the trash can: "This is, it is... just the gift I gave when I bought a basketball last time! I didn't buy it on purpose at all!"

Lu Shinian: "Buy a basketball and get a pregnancy test?"

"..."

Fuck, Jian You is about to punch himself in the face, what kind of excuse is he talking about.

But there is no way, all the big words have been thrown out, can you still press and withdraw?

As a result, Jian You bit the bullet and shouted: "Can't you?!"

Lu Shinian: "Also... OK? I'm just curious about the seller's mental journey. Why do you think that playing basketball has something to do with pregnancy? Which store? I'll ask."

The most painful thing in history is this. Jian Youming knew that this person was teasing him, but he could only bite the bullet for the sake of face: "It's closed down!"

Lu Shinian: "Huh?"

Jian You: "Too many pregnancy test sticks were given away, and I couldn't make ends meet, so I went bankrupt!"

The basketball store went bankrupt because of the pregnancy test stick as a gift?

Lu Shinian raised his hand to cover his face, sorry, he really couldn't hold back.

Jian You's head was about to smoke, and he kicked his calf angrily: "You laughing fart!"

Lu Shinian tried his best to hold back his laughter, he still shouldered the huge mission of teasing people, if he laughed again, he might not be able to enter the room tonight.

Just as Jian You was about to speak, the phone on the sofa vibrated suddenly.

Jian You secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and took the opportunity to get rid of Lu Shinian to get the phone. The caller ID showed Xie Youluo's name.

Jian You slid down to answer.

"Jane You."

Xie Youluo's naturally cold voice came from the receiver, and what was different from before was that his tone carried the lightness of wishing: "I'm here to report the good news to you."

When these words came out of his mouth, Jian You immediately had a guess, but he didn't dare to be too sure, for fear of being overjoyed: "What good news?"

Lu Shinian sat down with him, approaching the phone to listen to the good news, Jian You simply turned on the speakerphone and held the phone in front of him, and the two of them listened together.

Xie Youluo did not disappoint him: "The application has been approved, and the latest news from above is already stepping up the formulation of relevant laws. It won't be long before our identities will be publicly recognized."

Even though he was prepared, Jian You couldn't help his heart beat faster when he heard it, and he was even at a loss: "So fast? But isn't it a very prudent thing to make laws? They don't even need to call important representatives to discuss it." Is it planned?"

Xie Youluo seemed to smile, but it was so fast that people couldn't tell if it was an illusion: "Although the complete experimental records were only submitted, other relevant data have been uploaded and submitted a long time ago. I believe they have already done so. It took a long time to prepare and conduct a lot of research, otherwise our application would not have passed so quickly."

He sighed lightly: "Jian You, maybe you don't know, our existence has not been a secret among certain groups since a long time ago."

"This type of group is not ordinary people, they are either powerful or powerful, and in the capitalist world view of money supremacy, they have absolute control and domination, and for them, we are the rarest playthings. "

"They even have an underground trading chain that is becoming more and more complete, searching, discovering, buying and selling, and imprisoning. Many of our kind are suffering from inhuman torture."

"This is also one of the reasons why we insist on taking the legal route. Perhaps in our view, it is just to be able to continue to live with our heads held high, but in their eyes, it is to be able to crawl out of hell and return to the sun. And to protect the millions of young people who are unknowingly walking down this path."

Beep, a tear fell on the screen of the phone.

Before more tears stained the screen, Jian You raised his hand and tightly covered his eyes.

How could he not know?

No one knows it better than him.

Lu Shinian hangs up the phone, stretches out his arms to hug him tightly, and gently kisses his ear, slowly calming down his turbulent and incapable emotions at the moment.

He didn't tell him not to cry, but seriously praised him in his ear: "You Zai, you are really amazing, you are a great hero."

"You are a great hero in the world you belong to, and you literally saved the world!"

The introduction of the new law came sooner than they thought.

The content contained in it not only officially recognizes their existence, but also recognizes their social contribution value, and lists a series of rigorous protection laws for them to protect his safety and basic legal rights from infringement.

Not only that, as compensation and to encourage them to use their natural high IQs to make more contributions to social development, they even came up with a permanent economic assistance policy.

Of course, they haven't forgotten all the people who contributed to this fight.

As long as they participated in the experiment, no matter whether they were researchers or returning humans, they would openly accept the commendation from their superiors and award a lot of money.

The news was personally announced by the highest authority above, and after the live broadcast, it was rolled out on various Internet platforms. In less than half a day, almost everyone knew about it.

Like a drop of water splashed in boiling oil, it caused huge waves in the society.

Who is not surprised that there are atavistic people with animal characteristics in this world, and science fiction movies are reflected in reality?Who doesn't check the time to see if it's April Fools' Day?

The Internet exploded, and everyone was discussing one thing at the same time. There was no fear or resistance, only endless curiosity and yearning. They frantically searched the Internet, just to see what returning humans look like.

The weekend ended in such a mess.

The commendation list was made public on Monday morning. Jian You bit her knuckles in confusion, staring at the line "will be publicly commended at the commendation meeting", feeling extremely rejected.

"Can't you just write a few words of commendation online? You have to make it so loud and accept the award on stage."

He was so ashamed thinking about it, he turned his head and asked Lu Shinian, "Can I not go?"

Lu Shinian: "If you really can't accept it, I believe they won't force you to go."

Jian You breathed a sigh of relief: "Then I—"

"But You Zai, don't you really want to go up?"

Lu Shinian asked him: "With your new identity, on behalf of all the same kind of people who have lived in secrets like you for many years, will you be affirmed and praised by standing in the spotlight dignifiedly?"

Jian You was stunned.

Lu Shinian touched his face, and said softly, "You've been reading the Internet these days, and everyone is saying that they want to see what an atavistic human looks like, but have you seen an atavistic human post a photo?"

Jian You shook his head: "No..."

Lu Shinian: "Yes, no, because everyone has been hiding for too long, and they are used to it. Now they are suddenly told that they don't have to hide carefully anymore, and they can stand up and not be treated as different. They can't accept it for a while. .”

"Because self-protection is already a habit. They have doubts and concerns. What they need now is someone who can stand up with their chests up, take your new identity, and tell everyone that this is true. My spirit is free, and I no longer have to worry about being found out and being expelled.”

"Now this sacred task will fall on you, You Zai, are you willing to accept and complete it?"

Jian You was silent for a long time, and finally his head dropped, and his forehead hit Lu Shinian's shoulder sullenly.

"OK, got it."

It's just a small task, but he is a great hero, how could he not be able to complete this bean?

On the day of going to school, Lu Shinian accompanied him to the classroom first.

The commendation list had been released a long time ago, and the fact that Jian You was a returning human had already spread among the classmates.

As soon as he entered the classroom, it was rare for Lu Shinian, who was always star-studded, to be left out in the corner with no one to pay attention to. Everyone surrounded Jian You enthusiastically, and their eyes burst out with a strong light of longing, which made Jian You almost unable to open his eyes. .

"Jian You, are you really a returning human?"

"What's your atavistic trait? Is it a cat?!"

"Jianyou Jianyou, do you have a tail?"

"Do you have little paws? Have pink pads?"

"My God, I've been itching for a long time, can you give me a look, just a look, just a look!"

"Jian You, let us take a look, please, please, we promise to only move our eyes and not our hands!"

……

Jian You's surroundings were completely surrounded, and he subconsciously looked in the direction of Lu Shinian. The latter looked relaxed, with a lazy smile on his face, as if telling him to do whatever he wanted, I'm watching over you.

The drifting fishing boat saw the lighthouse, and Jian You's heart was at peace.

He pulled down his hat, exposing a pair of rabbit ears to everyone's eyes for the first time: "I'm not a cat."

The time at this moment seemed to be stolen, and the air was instantly quiet.

It was not only broken by someone's low and short scream.

"Fuck!!!!"

"Mom!!! So cute!!!"

"My God, it's a rabbit! A rabbit!"

"omg, this isn't a sci-fi movie, it's real, what's going on, I want to cry so much?"

"...Old Swan, Mom, I saw a rabbit spirit!"

"How can it be so cute, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh)

"So white! So soft! Can I touch it?"

"I, I, I, I, I want to..."

Seeing that someone was about to lose control of his claws and was eager to try, Lu Shinian squeezed in and pulled Jian You's hat back on, putting his palms on top of his head, with a possessive attitude: "No."

He smiled and said, "This rabbit has already been raised at home. If you like it, you can find another one yourself."

On the way out of the classroom to the commendation hall, Lu Shinian took Jian You by the hand, and asked briskly, "You Zai, are you going on honeymoon after this is over?"

Jian You glanced at him: "What do you want to do?"

Lu Shinian: "I really don't want to do anything, I just think you've been too busy these days, and I want to take you out to relax."

Jian You snorted: "There are so many excuses, where do you want to go?"

Lu Shinian pondered for a moment: "How about taking you to see the carrot planting base?"

Jian You: "..."

Jian You: "Don't force me to beat you in the hall of study."

Lu Shinian laughed: "Just kidding, I haven't figured it out yet, I'll go back and look at the world map later."

Turning around the stairs and walking for a while, Shi Nian had a sudden thought: "You Zai, I remembered something."

Jian You: "Don't say you don't want to hear it."

Lu Shinian: "I didn't even make a wish on my birthday."

Jian You: "It's too late, let's talk about it next year."

Lu Shinian said that would not work: "This is a sense of ritual."

Jian You rolled his eyes to the sky quickly: "Hurry up and let go of any wish."

"There are many."

Lu Shinian counted and said: "I hope that when I kiss my boyfriend next time, he can obediently stick out his tongue, I hope that every time I change positions, he won't kick me, I hope..."

Looking up at Shang Jianyou's bold and red exclamation point warning eyes, Lu Shinian grinned, and Youyou uttered his last wish: "I hope to be with him forever and never be separated."

"Stupid."

Jian You scolded him, paused after scolding, looked away and continued walking without saying a word.

Lu Shinian called him, "You cub?"

Jian You ignored him, so he hooked his finger: "Do you agree, give me a reply?"

The sun shone into the stairs, and the light spots seemed to use the stairs as piano keys, step by step chasing and jumping behind them.

"no!"

Jian You gave him a hard look.

The halo on his reddish profile made his beautiful outline seem to be glowing, and every frame of his breathing could make Lu Shinian feel a new throbbing heartbeat.

He bent his lips, and after hearing his baby turn his head back for a long time, he hooked his hand back awkwardly, and added the next sentence in a low voice:

"Except for the last one, the others are exempt."