coal boss and starlet

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Pengzi was stunned, but his daughter who had been hiding upstairs watching TV became excited.

As a lover of eating melons, she could never bear the loneliness of having a melon alone, so she quickly clicked on WeChat, found the family group of 82 people named "Jiahe Wanshixing", and quickly sent a message: My uncle Target!The object is still a male star!

A few seconds later, more than a dozen voices popped up below.

Third Aunt: Which male celebrity?

Third Aunt: Are you famous?

Third Aunt: Did you have plastic surgery?

Big Sister: Mom, you are too excited!

Little Cousin: Sister, don't just BB, but hammer it?

Uncle: Xiaoyi is outrageous!

Second Aunt: How does the male star look like?Where are you from?

Fourth Sister-in-Law: Help your sister-in-law and ask my uncle, does his partner know Peng Yuyan?I want autographs!

Third Uncle: Why did you find a man?

Cousin: Damn it!Uncle bent?

Third Aunt: @cousin If I see you swearing again, I will tear your mouth apart!

Auntie: I thought Xiao Yi was not good, but it turned out that he was doing it elsewhere, ahahahahahahahahaha!

Sixth Aunt: His little aunt, you have more to worry about. You have time to take care of your old man. I just saw that he went to the dream water town to take a bath again.

The group fell silent, and no one dared to reply.

Aunt Six is ​​the real mother of the coal boss.

The coal boss talked a lot about the cause and effect of love at first sight, the ups and downs of breaking up, the endless search and the dramatic encounter.

Of course, there are also his current first love troubles, including the matter of overwhelming others but eventually falling asleep because of his own technical defects. When Pengzi heard this, he immediately patted his chest and promised that he would get a novice teaching gift package tomorrow!

The content of the gift package includes but is not limited to text, video, teaching aids, etc.

The coal boss expressed his disbelief, so Pengzi was so angry that he went upstairs on the spot and took two boxes of sex condoms and stuffed them in his pocket, and said, "I have been having fun for so many years since I got divorced, can't I teach you how to be a virgin?"

When the coal boss fell asleep with his arms around the wine bottle at the dining table, he didn't know what kind of uproar and short-lived disturbance he had caused in the house.

After the mother of the coal boss learned about her son’s homosexuality through the family WeChat group, she quickly called her husband and the coal boss’s eldest brother, sister-in-law, second brother and second sister-in-law home overnight, and held a family meeting with a solemn face.

The meeting agenda is usually to speak in order of family rank.

The father of the coal boss was drunk and could not express any opinions, which was regarded as abstention.

The coal boss's mother shed tears when she wanted to speak, so she skipped it for now.

Big Brother of the Coal Boss: It’s a bit outrageous, blame me, I’ve spoiled him since he was a child.

The sister-in-law of the coal boss: Maybe we should find the reason from ourselves. Is it because we are busy doing business and don’t care much about him?

Second Brother of the Coal Boss: In fact, it doesn’t matter too much. My eldest brother and I have two sons, and the incense of Lao Qi’s family is not bad.

Second sister-in-law of the coal boss: You are all right!well?I heard that celebrities can spend money, but I don't know if the third brother has enough money?

When the coal owner's mother heard this, she suddenly remembered that she hadn't paid her youngest son for a while, and the monthly income of the three coal mines was only enough to buy a few sports cars for fun.

At this time, I heard the second daughter-in-law talking about celebrities burning money, and suddenly I was worried about my son.

No, she has to go to the capital herself!

"Qi Zhao, book me a ticket to the capital tomorrow morning, the first flight!"

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I was planning to write [-] to finish, but now I feel a little reluctant to part with my sand sculpture baby.