reject negative distance

Theater [-]: Beyond

Waking up from the bed, Gu Yin's first reaction was: I have time-traveled?

The second reaction: what should I do with the things in my computer!

Response □: What happened to the ration lying on my body.

Then, Gu Yin finally came to his senses, ah, it turned out that he had slept for too long and the end of the world fell asleep directly.

Theater Two: Insane

Wei Cheng did Gu Yin - OX did that, Gu Yin became furious and twitched his tail.

"Thank you for your reward."

Then Gu Yin smiled charmingly, showing his claws and brushing, the poor little Gong was torn in half alive, Gu Yin happened to be hungry, his sharp serrated teeth pierced into the flesh, and ate it bite by bite.

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Theater [-]: Master Can Fly

Someone made trouble for Gu Yin, and the other party was more vicious, so he took out a knife and stabbed him.Seeing that it was inevitable that he would be stabbed, Gu Yin quickly spread his wings and flew into the sky.

Silly, daddy can fly!

The murderous perpetrator was dumbfounded.

Theater Four: Everyday

In the morning, Gu Yin gets up early to make breakfast for Wei Cheng, and Wei Cheng goes to work, and the nanny Fan comes to report, and accepts all kinds of bullying and oppression by Gu Yin.Nanny Fan will take care of lunch and dinner, and Nanny Fan will also be off work when Wei Cheng gets off work in the evening.

Daily life is boring?No, the monster who sits on the sofa and watches TV every day - children's TV dramas - said that life is very comfortable. Compared with his past in human society, he has to prevent people like Taoist monks who are a little bit capable from discovering his identity. It's hard work to earn money.In a few years, he will change his place and change his identity, and he will not be able to settle down at all. The house he bought with hard work will not last for a few years before he has to move. In the end, he simply rents it.

Apart from watching TV, the most common thing Gu Yin does in daily life is to bully Nanny Fan, usually in such a form of dialogue.

Gu Yin: Kai, pour me some tea.

Nanny Fan: ...

Gu Yin: It's too sweet, change to something with less sugar.

Nanny Fan: ...

Bone Tone: If it’s too light, put some sugar and you’ll die.

Nanny Fan: I didn't change at all...

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Gu Yin: Let's cook. I want to eat steamed meat, steamed vegetables, and steamed fish.

Nanny Fan: ...

Gu Yin: Vegetables must be chopped.

Nanny Fan: ...

Gu Yin: How can such a large piece be steamed badly? Next time, cut it into smaller pieces.

Nanny Fan: Last time you thought it was too broken...

Whenever Fan Kaixiu raised an objection, Gu Yin would only stop him with one sentence.

Gu Yin: Wei Cheng said to give you a salary increase.

Nanny Fan: ...

To the extent that Wei Cheng indulges mermaids, only one sentence is needed, the bitter nanny Fan has no hope of salary increase and no hope of year-end bonus→_→

Theater Five: Meet the Parents

Gu Yin followed Wei Cheng back to meet his parents, and the moment his mother saw his daughter-in-law, he took his hand and sighed that his son was finally old enough to start a family and so on.The lady's eyes were full of jealousy.

Gu Yin's heart: It deserves it, I told you to teach this kind of son, who would be eaten up and wiped out for no reason. If you don't take revenge, you will not be a fish!

Gu Yin: In fact, your son is very good. His body is very charming, and he can't stop once he has sex.

Ke Jinna fainted instantly, and Wei Liao fell out from behind the door of the room.Wei Cheng laughed silently at the side.

Theater [-]: Sharing the same bed

Gu Yin likes to sleep on the bed, so he occupied Wei Cheng's big bed, so Wei Cheng had to sleep with him in his arms.Bone tone mood is called a delicate.Thinking about food and sleeping on the same bed as yourself, there is always a feeling that you can eat to fill your stomach at any time when you are hungry in the middle of the night.

Wei Cheng is also in a complicated mood, he has never slept with anyone, he has only slept with bone sounds...

The two fell asleep and fell asleep, and slept all night without falling asleep.One is afraid of accidentally eating the other party in the middle of the night, and the other is afraid of accidentally eating the other party in the middle of the night.

Theater Seven: 520

Today is 2013520... Oh, it should be synchronized with Gu Yin Wei Cheng's time, so it will be one thousand and one years later today.Gu Yin heard that today is a good day to express his love, so he specially asked Nanny Fan to pick up a piece of chocolate and give it to Wei Cheng himself.

Wei Cheng was very happy, who would have thought that Gu Yin would then say...

Bone Sound: I don’t know if the chocolate that was picked from the cake last time was damaged or not. I melted it and reshaped it. Try it and see if it tastes right.

Wei Cheng: ...

Gu Yin: Why are you staring at me?

Wei Cheng: Chocolate is not good, I want to eat you.

Gu Yin: ... Believe it or not, I'll eat you first!

Wei Cheng: Good boy, I love you.

Gu Yin: You...I...I...╭(╯^╰)╮!

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Update the text tonight, the small theater is celebrating such a beautiful day in 2013520 =-=～