reject negative distance

Theater Eleven: Painting

With nothing to do these days, Gu Yin was tired of writing with a bad pen, ink and paper, so he started to draw pictures.The landscape, flowers, birds, fish and insects were not in that mood, and then they thought that Wei Cheng was the one they had seen the most in the past two months, so they splashed ink and brushed their brushes, writing like a god~

Emma, ​​the little brother on the paper looks like a Martian.

Gu Yin looked left and right, Wei Cheng was immersed in his work, Fan Kaixiu was cleaning, snickered and quickly burned the paper.

In the middle of the night, both Wei Cheng and Gu Yin fell asleep, and two white and black things protruded from the floor.Bone Sound suddenly opened his eyes.

Gu Yin: Downstairs is the 11th floor, and you are stuck on the ceiling* in the middle of the night?

Black and white impermanence: ==+

Gu Yin: Xiaohei Xiaobai, tell me what's the matter.

Bai Wuchang: What did you burn during the day to scare the devil to death! ==#

Gu Yin: (⊙o⊙) I forgot that it wasn't for you to burn it, it's just for habit...

Black Impermanence: Your Excellency has seen it.

Bone sound: (⊙o⊙)

Black Impermanence: Your Excellency asked... Can you publish a book and draw a diary of the underworld.

Bone Sound: Hehe.

Black Impermanence: My lord also asked, what had to be said between King Yama and the master of the underworld in the fifth hall next door...

Gu Yin: Wait, wait, who is Yama of the Five Palaces?

Bai Wuchang: People call him Bao Qingtian.

Gu Yin: ... Mr. Gongsun, the head of his family?

Black and white impermanence nodded together.

Gu Yin: Where is the judge's integrity!

Bai Wuchang: Hmph, what are you proud of? The Lord Judge didn’t ask you to draw it. He said that your paintings are too hell-like, but the writing can be seen. word.

Bone sound: ...

On the second day, Wei Cheng and Fan Kaixiu were surprised to find that Gu Yin had been busy writing, and there was a stack of yellowed paper with some strange paintings on it.

Small Theater Twelve: Moon Lake Day Tour

Wei Cheng fulfilled his promise to take Gu Yin to the lake, Gu Yin slipped into the lake, swam and swam under the water, and picked up a grass.

Bone Sound: Monster or fairy grass?

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Gu Yin: How does photosynthesis work underwater?

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Bone sound: Squeak alive.

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Gu Yin: Oh, go back to cook a bowl of soup at night, egg tomato water herb soup.

Aquatic plants: Laozi is an ordinary grass that can make alchemy, replenish red and blue, and has not yet cultivated spiritual consciousness!

Gu Yin: Wei Cheng, today we have egg, tomato and water herb soup, which nourishes yin, tonifies yang, nourishes qi and activates blood. Drink it today and the wound will be healed tomorrow.

Aquatic plants: Grass!

In fact...a water plant is really a grass, it has no spiritual consciousness and can't speak, so it can only...be obediently become a side dish in the soup!