flirt with opponents

After the seven-day holiday, everything returned to normal.

Oh, it's still a bit different, at least when Guan Ruoyu entered the school, several school administrators yelled at him: "Teacher Guan! I'm sick! I'm sick with a disease that I can't even recover from if I die!"

Guan Ruoyu said leisurely: "People always teach you how to deal with vacation syndrome on TV. If you don't get better, you have vacation syndrome cancer. I can't cure it."

A little girl said with emotion: "Mr. Guan, can't you give us a hypnosis or something to refresh us?"

While walking towards the school hospital, Guan Ruoyu raised his voice and replied, "No, because Teacher Guan also has vacation syndrome, and Teacher Guan doesn't want to go to the doctor yet!"

The little girl wailed from behind: "Going to work is like going to a grave!"

Guan Ruoyu entered the hospital, and when he arrived at the door of his consultation room, he found a boy sitting at the door playing with his mobile phone. It seemed that he had been waiting for a while.

Guan Ruoyu stepped forward, took out the key to open the door and asked, "Looking for me?"

The boy seemed to have just realized that Guan Ruoyu was here, or it was only now that he had to pay attention to him: "Ah, is it Teacher Guan?"

"Hmm." Guan Ruoyu opened the door, "Come in."

"Hey, teacher, I've been waiting for you for a long time, but wait for me to finish this game first. Hey, isn't this jungler stupid..." The boy walked into the consulting room with his mobile phone on his shoulder, "Teacher, don't you Come on, can you wait for me?"

"Okay." Guan Ruoyu took a glass of water and put it on the table in front of the boy, "Sit down for a while, I'll wash a glass."

After finishing speaking, Guan Ruoyu really picked up the cup that was useless for seven days and went out.When he came back after washing the cup carefully, the boy had already put down his phone and sat down obediently.

"What do you need from me? Tell me." Guan Ruoyu took a sip of water, then walked back to the desk, opened the drawer and took out an empty form, "Fill this first."

"Uh..." The boy scratched his head, "Teacher, I'm here to ask about how to chase girls..."

"...Oh." Guan Ruoyu put the watch back, "I'm not teaching you how to chase girls, I just teach you how to deal with your feelings and how to express them in an appropriate way. After all, to make the other party happy, Only by accepting your expression can you accept your confession."

"Mr. Guan, you are so right!" The boy's eyes lit up, "I just got stuck in expressing it, I... hey, wait a minute."

The boy jumped up, turned around and closed the door, then came back and continued with some embarrassment: "Teacher, in fact, I have confessed my love several times, but she always thinks I am joking, what should I do?"

As soon as he said "confession several times", Guan Ruoyu had to think of Yang Ling.But after Yang Ling confessed his love several times, although the result was a punch, at least Du Shaofeng really understood his feelings.

Guan Ruoyu smiled: "Before asking questions, shouldn't you first declare your family name?"

"Oh, I forgot." The boy scratched his head and said with a smile, "My name is Zhang Xiaohai, and I'm a sophomore in the School of Management."

"Well, you confessed everything?" Guan Ruoyu was in a very relaxed state, holding a pen and seemingly writing and drawing casually, as if chatting, "How do you say it?"

"I've been joking, and I've been serious, but when I was serious, she thought I was joking." Zhang Xiaohai said distressedly, "I also let our friends spread the word, but the more I said it, the less she seemed to take it seriously. "

Listening to this description, Guan Ruoyu was a little confused as to where the problem was: "Are you sure she didn't receive your true meaning? Could it be that she ignored it on purpose?"

"Oh, actually, I'm not sure, so I'm here to see you, teacher." Zhang Xiaohai sighed, "I'm thinking, how about I put a love candle ring under her dormitory to confess to her?"

Guan Ruoyu: "... Playing with fire and peeing on the kang, have you heard of it? If you really do this, Uncle Security will teach you this 'idiom'."

"Then I go to her downstairs to sing love songs?"

"Auntie, the dormitory manager, may reward you with a basin of water for washing your feet."

"Then what should I do, teacher?" Zhang Xiaohai said with a bitter face, "Teacher, how can I tell what she is thinking?"

"How could I explain this clearly to you in a few words. If it was so easy for you to understand, wouldn't I have to lose my job?" Guan Ruoyu twirled the pen in his hand, "Well, let me ask you some questions, and you can do whatever you want." I can answer with my true feelings.”

Zhang Xiaohai sat upright in an instant: "Okay!"