[Comprehensive] After cos, my friends and I came to Yokohama

Hearing that he was drinking alone and accompanied by a mackerel, Nakahara also laughed out loud, and looked at Osamu Dazai maliciously, "Dazai, do you want me to help you?"

Osamu Dazai choked up, "I don't want the help of the dwarves!" He picked up the medicine with a bitter face, his nose was full of that disgusting smell, which can be called a biochemical weapon, he suppressed the feeling of vomiting forcefully, and complained, "You can go to the East A bioweapon has been made."

"Where is it, I still have something to learn." Dongfang Yu said modestly.

"..." Osamu Dazai looked at Chuya Nakahara, who was also wrinkling his nose, and smiled maliciously, "Hurry up, Chuya, didn't you promise to stab your benefactor in both sides?"

Nakahara also glared at Osamu Dazai, suddenly he smiled, with a gorgeous and arrogant smile, he rushed over to press the medicine in Osamu Dazai's hand and forcefully poured it in, and when he put down his hand again, Osamu Dazai covered his throat Coughing in pain, Zhong Yuanzhong also sneered, "There is another sentence that is to stab your friend in both sides, so go with peace of mind."

He leisurely picked up his medicine bowl and breathed a sigh of relief.

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Dazai Osamu and Nakahara Nakaya's eyes were clouded, and they let out a shrill howl, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

"Don't climb on me, climb to Dazai's side!" Nakahara Chuya flew to the ceiling with red light all over his body, like a Spiderman.

Osamu Dazai was even worse, picked up a broom, jumped up and stabbed Nakahara Chuya, his cheeks turned red, and he let out a horrible laugh, "Get down, come down!"

"Hurry up, climb up to the slug along the overpass, remember to bring salt, slugs are most afraid of salt!" Osamu Dazai tilted his head, grabbed the salt grains and sprinkled them into the sky, and the sky was full of snow-white salt grains.

I don't know where he got it, it's impossible to carry it with him, right?Dongfang Yu, who was squatting in the corner, was thinking silently, holding his mobile phone in his hand to shoot, how could such a rare scene not be photographed for a good aftertaste!

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu each On the way, he was stunned for a moment, and no longer sprinkled salt, and said to Zhongyuan Zhongye with a serious face: "Then I won't sprinkle you with salt when you come down."

"Woo, there are so many villains down here, I'm afraid." Zhongyuan Zhong was also aggrieved.

Osamu Dazai drove away all the villains in sight with a broom, completely ignored the chattering villains, and stared at Chuya Nakahara, "I'll drive away the villains, come down quickly."

Nakahara Zhong also cautiously poked his head to wait and see, and was delighted to find that the little people had all been driven into a corner, and immediately came down happily, and was about to say thank you when he was hugged by Osamu Dazai, he pouted, "What are you doing?" ah?"

Osamu Dazai stared at his beautiful blue eyes, his throat rolled, "I'm thirsty, I need to drink water!" As he said that, he protruded and kissed Nakahara's blue eyes, which were also dripping with tears, and licked them with his tongue.

"Woo, don't eat my eyes." Nakahara was too afraid to move, allowing Osamu Dazai to lick the tears on his eyeballs, and because of fear, the tears kept falling down, making Osamu Dazai continue to drink in satisfaction.

Dongfang Yu silently raised her chin that was about to be dislocated, and recorded the video quietly, with almost no breath in her whole body.

Osamu Dazai licked his mouth, "Your tears are so sweet!"

Zhong Yuanzhong also pursed his lips, and said sullenly: "Can you let me go?"

"No, unless you promise me to drink your tears every day!" Dazai Zhizhi made the request boldly, with the appearance of a villain.

"...Okay then." Zhongyuan Zhong also hesitated for a few seconds before agreeing.

The two hugged each other and talked quietly, Nakahara Nakaya aimed at the little people who were about to move around in the corner, his petite body retracted into Dazai Osamu's arms, and said solemnly, "Then you have to protect me well, or I will be killed by the little people." If someone catches you, you won’t be able to drink my tears.”

Osamu Dazai also realized the seriousness of this problem, patted his chest, "Don't worry, I will protect you."

Another 10 minutes passed, Osamu Dazai and Nakahara, who were still whispering, also froze suddenly. Dongfang Yu opened the door in the blink of an eye, using lightness kung fu to the extreme, and disappeared in an instant.

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

"Let go of me, how long are you going to hug me!" Zhongyuan Zhong also gritted his teeth, as soon as he thought about the virtues of himself in traditional Chinese medicine before, his whole body was about to smoke, and he was so ashamed that he wanted to scream up to the sky.

Osamu Dazai's face was blank, he couldn't make any expression, he followed Nakahara Chuya's words and let go, the taste of the other party's tears still remained in his mouth, he subconsciously smashed his mouth, and found that it was really sweet.When he realized his thoughts, he was struck by lightning, and he actually felt that the little slug's tears were sweet? ?Is he crazy or is the world crazy? !

"Hey Dazai..." Chuya Nakahara did not stare at Osamu Dazai, turned his head slightly, and whispered, "Don't say it."

This is a proper dark history!

It was rare for Osamu Dazai not to choke, and said in a low voice, "Dongfang must have captured our video."

Zhong Yuanzhong also turned dark, "No wonder he ran so fast, he has to find a way to destroy the video!"

The matter just now was skipped intentionally or unintentionally by the two, and they decided to destroy Dongfang Yu's video. The two blacks have not failed, and Dongfang Yu can only watch helplessly as the extremely precious video is captured by the two. Ruthlessly deleted.

But a few seconds before the deletion, Osamu Dazai hesitated and finally decided to save a backup and send it to his database, and then deleted Dongfang Yu's share emotionally.

"Violence!" Dongfang Yu beat her chest and stamped her feet with regret.

"It's a pity about your size!" Zhong Yuanzhong also beat Dongfang Yu on the head angrily, but the relationship between the two of them got better after this incident, but Zhong Yuanzhong never drank Dongfang Yu's medicine again.

"That is something that cannot be tolerated in the world." Zhong Yuanzhong also said the same.

The two reluctantly came to the small apartment with two bedrooms and one living room that Mori Ogai prepared for them, but there was no sense of home except for the basic furniture. The two moved their belongings from the original dormitory. Come, tidy up the house that is about to enter the owner like a hardworking worker ant.

"There is still too little furniture." Nakahara looked around the empty room dissatisfied, then turned his head and shouted to Osamu Dazai who was sweating profusely: "Hey Dazai, it's still early, you have to choose furniture with me ?"

Osamu Dazai collapsed on the floor exhausted both mentally and physically, regardless of the fact that the ground was covered with dust, he pretended to be a corpse weakly, "It's obviously a slug, why are you so physically strong?"

"Tsk, who told you to always be lazy in training." Nakahara Chuya gloated and laughed.

"Anyway, I can't walk anymore." Osamu Dazai shouted shamelessly, "Or you can carry me on your back." After speaking, he raised his head with great effort, and stared at Chuya Nakahara with staring eyes.

Osamu Dazai has a good appearance, even though he knows the nature of this man's black mud, Nakahara Nakahara still can't help but feel a little bit incapable of facing the star-eyed Dazai Osamu, his face is hot, and he walks over to put Dazai Osamu firmly on his back Come on, "Sooner or later, you will be lazy."

The hot sun was shining brightly in the sky, and Osamu Dazai lay on Nakahara Chuya's back with peace of mind, but after a while he became dissatisfied and mumbled, "Chuya, I'm so hot!"

"It's none of my business that you're hot." Zhong Yuanzhong also said in a bad mood.

This inconsiderate little dwarf!Osamu Dazai gritted his teeth in his heart, holding on to the belief that if I have a hard time and you can't have a good life, he simply leaned into Chuya Chuya's ear and kept talking, "I'm so hot, I'm so hot, I'm so hot, I'm so hot ah--"

Nakahara couldn't take it anymore, he turned his head and slammed Dazai Osamu on the head, "Don't you have a coat, why don't you put it on to cover yourself!"

Osamu Dazai pouted, "Couldn't it be that Chuya used gravity to float the clothes up."

"You want to be surrounded by people, but I don't want to!"

"Cut~" I really didn't want to be scorched by the sun, so Osamu Dazai could only obediently turn over his jacket and put it on top of the two of them. Tired, he gradually fell asleep in the comfort of a rocking chair like a baby.

Sensing the change in the breathing rate on his back, Zhong Yuan paused, and his walking became more and more gentle.When they got to the place, Nakahara Nakaya lightly pushed Osamu Dazai who was asleep, "Dazai, we are here."

"Well, Chuya~ I still want to sleep~" Osamu Dazai blurred his eyes, pursed his lips, his tone was sweet and innocent like a kindergarten child.

Isn't that what it is!Zhong Yuanzhong also thought about it, and said on his mouth: "We will go back to sleep after we finish picking out the furniture."

Nakahara Nakaya led Osamu Dazai, who was still a child, to the furniture center. The shopping guide inside saw the customers coming over with a friendly expression, "May I ask what you want to buy, gentlemen?"

Zhong Yuanzhong couldn't deny it either, and nodded slightly, "Take me to see your loveseat here."

"Ok."

Zhongya Nakahara had to pick and choose the furniture for a long time before he settled on the furniture he had chosen. The long-lost big order made the shopping guide's face almost stiff with laughter. Zhongya Nakahara turned his head to look at Osamu Dazai, "How do you feel?"

Osamu Dazai raised his eyelids and casually glanced at it, then yawned slowly, "It's all right."

They all listened to Zhongya... Nakahara's ears were slightly red, he took out his card and bought it directly, and ordered the shopping guide to deliver it to xx address tomorrow, and the two of them went back. Zhongya Nakahara made a simple dinner to coax Dazai Finished before someone wakes up hungry in the middle of the night.

"Chuya looks like Mama-san." Osamu Dazai spread his belly and spoke lazily.

"Fuck you, go to sleep after eating." Zhong Yuan Zhong also waved his hand casually, not bothering to talk to someone.

The warm yellow light in the small apartment was turned off, and it looked very inconspicuous but so ordinary and warm in the brightly lit Yokohama night.

The author has something to say:

Wow, don't get excited!I just think about it!Then don’t let Chuuya get pregnant in the body. In fact, pregnancy is also very hard. I just want Dazai to take care of him. Dazai take care of Chuya!Don't get excited! ! ! [Full desire to survive.jpg]

[It's not internal pregnancy! ] Instead, they found out that they had a child by accident in a completely shocking way, that is to say, they didn't even know when the child was born.

I have a lot of ideas in my heart that I want to share with you!

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My bluetooth keyboard will arrive tomorrow, so I can save manuscripts again.

——Small Theatre——

A flower among thousands of flowers: why delete it?This is a famous scene in the true sense! [Sigh of Sigh.jpg]

Teacher Cat is not fat: I can imagine the grand occasion at that time just through Dongfang's oral narration.

It's gray hair not a wig: I'd love to see it!

Aragami is not a hat stand: ... What's so interesting about this! [Rage from shame.jpg]

Bandage Essence Waste Device: No way, the little slug’s appearance can no longer be seen by others, after all, slugs are very shy creatures :)