[Comprehensive] After cos, my friends and I came to Yokohama

Let Dongfang Yu's gaze that can almost penetrate the body look at it, suddenly he smiled, took out a glass bottle containing an unknown liquid from the drawer, and handed it to Oda Sakunosuke, with great interest: "Drink it?"

Oda Sakunosuke didn't say anything, just took the glass bottle, opened the stopper and drank it in one gulp.

"Aren't you afraid that I'll poison it?" Dongfang Yu smiled.

"I know you won't." But Oda Sakunosuke said almost trusting words, "You are not such a person."

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha" Dongfang Yulang laughed, the unique refreshing voice of a teenager echoed in the huge infirmary, and Oda Sakunosuke looked at the other party with question marks all over his head, a hint of confusion flashed in his eyes, what did he say that was funny something?

"As expected of Oda Tsukuru!" Dongfang Yu laughed enough, and wiped the overflowing tears with her fingertips, "You are right, I did not poison, but this is not ordinary water, it can make your throat Transgender Oh."

"Is it like this?" Oda Sakunosuke blankly pointed at the strong man with unusually large chest on another hospital bed, who stared blankly at the place where his chest muscles should have been, as if stupefied from the beginning to the end. , but now it's not the pectoral muscles but the chest.

Even Oda Sakunosuke couldn't help but feel terrified at this moment.

Dongfang Yu shook her finger, "No, try talking now."

"I——!" Oda Sakunosuke realized that his voice had changed in an instant, from the familiar male voice to a beautiful female voice, which sounded very pleasant, but what kind of female voice does he want as a man? !He wanted to say something but closed his mouth immediately, just gestured with his eyes.

"Qiang Qiang, how's it going?" Dongfang Yu said loudly in a Surprise-like tone, "Isn't it nice to hear?"

Oda Sakunosuke nodded sullenly.

However, Dongfang Yu was surprised and said: "So you really don't know how to complain!"

Should this be a joke?Oda Sakunosuke's eyes revealed this kind of doubt.

"Uh..." Dongfang Yu choked, and shook her hand in compromise, "Forget it, this effect can only last for three days, and try not to talk during these three days."

Being rushed away by Dongfang Yu suddenly, Oda Sakunosuke was a little confused, so he can leave like this?He looked at the closed door, hesitated a few times and chose to leave.

Dongfang Yu inside felt that Oda Sakunosuke had left and sighed: "Dazai is right, it really is a healing system."

Counting the time, Dazai will have to get to know Oda Sakunosuke, and then there will be the gathering of the rascals.Dongfang Yu's eyes overflowed with a smile.

"Sacrificing love, one person can't do it~ oh oh~ But, but, if two people, you can die for love~" Osamu Dazai walked in front, holding the "Complete Suicide Manual" in his hand, shaking his head and looking at it, and it took a long time to get deep He sighed, "Oh, my beauty who is doomed to die for love~ Where are you?"

"Mr. Dazai." Hirotsu Yanagi stood respectfully behind Osamu Dazai, bowing his head, "Everyone has been settled."

"Hmm, is Mafia, the port, not as dignified recently? Why are there always some young people who don't know what to do?" Osamu Dazai spread his books on his face to block the noon sun in distress, but it didn't matter. For eggs, the hot one is still hot.

"Ah, it's already spring, why is the sun still so hot?" Dazai Osamu's lifeless voice came from under the book.

Guangjin Liulang silently felt the temperature that was just right for him, isn't this temperature just right?He glanced at Osamu Dazai cryptically, and he was very embarrassed. It seems that Mr. Dazai's body is too weak to be like this, why don't he send some supplements later?

Osamu Dazai, who was completely unaware of the tragic murder of the critics, took down the book abruptly, and looked back at Hirotsu Liulang with gloomy and gloomy eyes, "Go and find out the organization behind these little guys, there must be some incentive to make these people A servant who is not afraid of death."

Guangjin Liulang shuddered, "Yes."

Osamu Dazai waved his hand, "Okay, okay, don't follow me after the matter is settled." With these people, he couldn't commit suicide properly.

He hummed a song and walked to the Tsurumi River. The beautiful river shimmered in the sun, like countless diamonds shining with unique brilliance under the river bed. The reflection in his eyes was so beautiful that Osamu Dazai could not help but feel flopped into the river.

"Grumpy Grumpy"

The two legs stood up like tree branches in the middle of the river in an unphysical way. As the flowing river slowly rolled over, a man with dark red hair on the bank suddenly stopped in his tracks, and hesitantly moved towards the two legs. Looking at it, the pupils dilated instantly, and the man dropped the bread in his hand and quickly jumped into the river to rescue the owner of the two legs.

It was a boy with curly black hair. The black suit jacket on his shoulders shrunk pitifully around his master. The man frowned, and when he was about to press the boy's chest to rescue him, the boy suddenly opened his eyes like a ghost. The iris-colored eyeballs Like a good glazed ball, it is expensive, transparent and beautiful.

"Ah, you're awake."

Osamu Dazai sat up, with a decadent and emotionless voice, "What, I was rescued again. I said, uncle, do I look eager to be rescued? Why are there so many people in the way. "

"But I'm only 20 years old this year, so I'm not old enough to be called an uncle?" the man struggled.

Hey, is there something wrong with your tangled point?

Hearing this, Osamu Dazai finally raised his head and looked seriously at the man who rescued him, with a wicked look in his eyes, "But you look like a depressed unemployed uncle."

The dull hair on the man's head curled up, and he said in a dazed tone, "Ah, is that so."

"Yeah, that's right." Suddenly, Osamu Dazai changed the subject, "I know you, Sakunosuke Oda, who is a low-level employee of Mafia at the port, is rumored to never kill anyone."

However, the man—Sakunosuke Oda's focus is still worrying, "So I'm so famous?"

Immediately, Osamu Dazai felt the same speech sluggishness as Dongfang Yu, and the corners of his mouth twitched slightly, but he felt a strange sense of joy in his heart. He stood up regardless of his own wetness, and said cheerfully, "Since you saved me, please take responsibility." Follow up, I'm hungry after floating with the current for too long."

Oda Sakunosuke nodded, there was no displeasure or impatience about being relied on, and his attitude was ordinary as he treated ordinary people, "I know a restaurant with delicious curry."

The curry in front of me exudes a tempting aroma, and the meeting of the chopped chili, rice and seasonings in the pot emits a refreshing salty aroma, and the strange smell in the air stimulates the diners to keep turning their taste buds, and the empty stomach pouch Constantly sending out signals that they need to eat.

However, taking a mouthful of rice and putting it in his mouth, the diner stopped immediately, as if his eye circles were reddened by the delicious food, and ripples quickly flashed in his iris-colored eyes.

Oda Sakunosuke swallowed the spicy curry that satisfied him, and turned to look at the boy he brought to eat curry, "How is it? Isn't it delicious?"

Osamu Dazai swallowed the food that was too spicy for him with difficulty, and forced the corners of his mouth to curl up, "I said, this is a bit spicy."

"Yeah, I think it's okay."

Osamu Dazai felt his mouth was swollen from the heat: "..."

"Hahahaha, Oda is not bad for you. The spiciness is unbearable for normal people." The curry shop owner is chubby and looks extraordinarily bold. He said to Osamu Dazai: "I see you also ordered Oda Tian’s spicy curry makes me think you’re in the same league, do you want me to change it to a non-spicy one?”

"No need, it tastes pretty good after careful remembrance." Osamu Dazai rejected the boss's opinion, took a sip of water with great interest, and began to challenge the spicy curry again, happily saying: "Huhu, it is said that it is spicy to a certain extent We will see Huang Quan Hirasaka!"

Oda Sakunosuke was a little surprised, "Really?"

"Yes."

"Then I may not see it." Oda Sakunosuke said regretfully.

"You are quite interesting." Osamu Dazai smiled.

"Thank you."

After that, Osamu Dazai went to that curry shop to meet Sakunosuke Oda from time to time. During that time, his mouth was swollen like a sausage, and his speech was a bit slurred.

The Central Plains Central Committee also wondered, "Why don't you go to Dongfang for treatment?"

"Fufu, what does the little dwarf know? This is a new method of suicide." Osamu Dazai said vaguely.

Nakahara looked at Osamu Dazai who was speaking in a nonsensical manner, the corners of his eyes twitched, and he said speechlessly: "I don't know if you don't commit suicide, I only know that if you don't return to normal when you speak, I will beat you!" Who can hear the words clearly if they are far away? !

"A dark slug knows violence!"

"That's better than talking abnormally!"

In addition to meeting Sakunosuke Oda, Osamu Dazai also met a strange guy who would organize the life and list of the dead. He wore round-frame glasses with thick lenses, and the thick dark circles around his eyes were comparable to pandas in Huaguo. With a vulgar matchmaker mole, she is the core member of the Mafia intelligence department at the port.

Ango Sakaguchi complained, "So let's introduce it, why did you mention the mole on the corner of my mouth?"

Osamu Dazai waved his hand casually, and said in a nonchalant tone, "Oh, because it really looks like the matchmaker mole that Hua Guo described, and it's also your personal characteristic."

"What kind of personality is this!"

Osamu Dazai, Sakunosuke Oda, and Ango Sakaguchi, these three friends who met recently gathered in a bar called "Lupin", which is also the place where the three of them often come to drink and talk in their leisure time.

No matter how the plot changes or subverts, the friendship of the three people is always firmly bound together, which is the favor of fate for them.

The author has something to say:

Alas, I only wrote about a thousand words in today's manuscript. I'm so busy that I haven't even touched the computer!Also, it's really cold at night!Little angels need to wear more clothes!

The rascals are finally assembled, are you happy?Are you unhappy?

——Small Theatre——

Destiny (the author himself): That's right, don't be too grateful (kneeling and licking) me!

Bandage Essence Waste Device: What Did You Say?

Xiao Ming (cowarded instantly): slip away