spartan ancestor

Under normal circumstances, Zeus would not care about the appearance of men.

To be precise, he has no interest in men.

In countless years of experience hunting for sex, Zeus has never laid hands on any man, nor has he ever had a desire for any of the same sex, until he accidentally saw a portrait of the young king of Sparta in a group of mortal sacrifices.

It's hard to describe how much impact that portrait had on him at the time. In short, for a while, when he sat on the throne, his mind was blank. He had thousands of words to praise a person's appearance, but he felt that all the added Not a single word can describe the beauty of this young majesty.

That's not a feminine beauty.

On the contrary, the Spartan Majesty has well-proportioned muscles and calloused palms.

The paintings of this human painter are rare and quite realistic, and these details are drawn very finely, including the opponent's powerful arm protruding from under the robe because he is holding a scimitar.

Those light-colored scars should obviously be flaws on this perfect work of art, but on the contrary, they form a kind of sexual tension that implies that this person has gone through many battles and has a strong will. The strong attack and aggression almost come from the painting. Ready to come out.

These should be minus points for Zeus, who only loves women, but this majesty's face is too perfect. This kind of beauty transcends gender restrictions, just like the first ray of light bursting out in the long dark night, Just like the silver moon rising silently from the boundless sea, when you see it at first sight, you can't help but hold your breath, a kind of worship arises and you don't dare to profane, you want to get close but you are afraid that your approach will tarnish this perfect self-ashamed psychology.

If this kind of psychology is too strong, it is easy for people to become obsessed and crazy about it.

After Zeus unfolded the portrait, he stared at the portrait obsessively for a long time, thinking in a daze, if he could kiss Fangze, even if he could exchange it with anything he owns?Even his heart would do!

But after a while, whether it was because of his ambition or his sense of responsibility as a god king, he barely broke free from this dazed state, and when he regained consciousness, his body was already heading for Elis very honestly. on the way.

It is rare for him to be ascetic, and he waited for many days in Elis, and he didn't even bring Hermes with him in a hurry. Fortunately, the haste and waiting paid off, and he is now standing not far from the young king place.

Holding the wine glass, Zeus kept lingering on the young king relying on his taller stature than ordinary people.

This is the beauty in the portrait?

Hyacinthus... well, that name was not unknown to him.Mount Olympus is the most inseparable from scandalous scandals. The rumors about this king who has fascinated the Apollo siblings, the Vulcan couple, and even Hades and Poseidon have long since fallen into his ears, but he always Hearing that the other party is a man, I lost my interest in curiosity. Now that I think about it, I really regret it...

Zeus took advantage of his beauty to drink, but the wine in the glass had been emptied long ago without realizing it. He just stared at the young king in the middle of the crowd and sighed in his heart: It's so beautiful, no wonder he was snatched back to the underworld by Hades, and even tolerated it. When the other party is unwilling, take a serious step back and use some reserve adjutant to bluff him.

To say something that might make people's teeth ache, he knows what love at first sight is today.He has never seen such a young man in his life. Although he knew that this man was obviously being pampered by Hades, and although he knew that Hades was not easy to mess with, he still couldn't help but take chances and listened. Didn't Poseidon become the young king's guest later on?I'm afraid that the little king has a hobby of collecting, but fortunately Hades was able to tolerate it to this point.

Then he... is no worse than Poseidon, maybe he can become one of the lovers?

Zeus' eyes flicked around Hyacinthus, but he was not obtrusive in the crowd.

After all, the guests at this reception were all audiences who had just finished watching the play. The addition of characters made many people admire the young king in the middle of the crowd.

Many people even acted more blatantly than Zeus, and even more daring guests chatted up Yacinthos directly with a glass of wine, or asked Hyacinthus implicitly or explicitly if he planned to have a spring breeze, and he would leave after he was done, and never entangled .

Greek women are not allowed to show their faces on such social occasions, but Greek men are prevalent, and the gestures of these male guests are more direct than women.

"Thank you for your appreciation, but I really didn't intend to." Yacintos dismissed the courteous guests around him speechlessly and funny, and glanced at Aka, whose face was as black as the bottom of a pot, and who was also surrounded by the outer three layers and the inner layer.

He originally wanted to simply bring him over and give them a kiss, and send these Yingying Yanyan away completely, but then he thought again: Maybe this is a good opportunity?

After all, A-Ka is such a dull gourd that he doesn't necessarily say a word from his heart when he hits a stick. He has unilaterally taken the initiative many times, and he has said a lot of love.

The other party always stayed at the same place and waited for him to come to the door, and refused repeatedly, as if he had to retreat after being stalked by him - obviously before that, massage, bath, etc. should be taken advantage of No less accounted for, it is a bit...

Hyacinthus didn't want to describe Akka as sanctimonious, so he just said it was pretending.

"Let's go, let's go." Nico and Old Earl bravely squeezed in from outside the encirclement with their people, and temporarily relieved them of the siege. "I'm sorry, we still have something to talk to His Majesty."

The guests were friendly enough to strike up a conversation. They glanced at Nick and his group, all of whom were distinguished guests from various city-states, then nodded politely and left to leave space for Nick and the others.

"Why are you all here?" Hyacinthus was quite surprised to catch several familiar figures in the crowd, such as the chubby consul from Corinth, and Phocis who always said "I understand you" His eyes made up for the leader of his city-state.

He had a cold humor: "If someone surrounds Elis, I'm afraid Greece will be in chaos."

"..." The Consul of Corinth obviously couldn't hold back Hyacinthus' sense of humor, and the smile on his round face froze slightly.

On the contrary, the old consul of Phocis cheered and laughed, which caused a group of guests around him who felt that Hyacinthus' words were a compliment to his high status to look at each other and laugh.

"Nike also asked about this possibility when he came to us, but I think he thought too much." One of the businessmen, who was obviously from a noble family, said with a smile, "Those remnants of Disia, since they are If you flee, you will inevitably need to sell your property, and the silver coins and treasures on hand are circulating in various places, which is nothing more than normal."

The person next to him nodded in agreement: "For example, I also received a crown made of pure gold some time ago. The person who sold it to me swore that it was received at a high price from the group of people he fled from Athens— —To tell you the truth, I didn’t think about it at that time. It took only three or four days for the remnant party to flee. How could the tiara be lost to our city-state so quickly. When I realized it later, that cunning trader had already disappeared. .”

This person actually brought the crown to him: "I thought, during the Olympic Games, many jewelers and casting masters gathered in Elis, so I want to ask them to see if this is real pure gold... To be honest , so far no one has been able to detect it without damaging the crown."

"?" Hyacinthus glanced back at the crown briefly, then withdrew his eyes.

Nico was introducing these representatives from various Greek city-states one by one for him, and the more he introduced, the more he felt that the previous joke was terribly frightening.

But these distinguished guests obviously didn't care about this joke. After all, who would risk the world's disgrace and make trouble during the Olympic Games where fighting is prohibited?

Seeing that Jacintos didn't say goodbye to the affair before, many people were still thinking about it. Several tentatively asked Jacintos if he had any arrangements for the evening. They were very open and suitable for everyone.

Those who can get into the job of coming to Elis as an envoy are basically human beings.When necessary, they can say anything very beautifully.

When the VIPs who were courting were talking about their compliments, they simply held Hyacinths up to the sky, as if Hyacinthus looked down at them and it was a favor that could make them excited. It's disgusting.

There was also a man who wrote a poem on the spot and asked the troubadour to borrow a lyre to play and sing, and his attitude was also quite subtle.

You say he is implying it, he acted like he wants to show off his piano skills more than courting, you say he is really showing off his skills, this one throws at Yacintos from time to time suggestive look.

In short, if you accept it, he can rejoice, but if you refuse, just pretend that you didn't understand the other party's hint, and both parties don't need to be embarrassed.

"My God, can you stop showing off your lame flirting skills?" The previous guest who was holding the crown rolled his eyes. "Instead of playing the lyre, why don't you help me think about how to verify the authenticity of this crown?"

He said bluntly: "Comparing force, wealth, and appearance, you will not be able to impress His Majesty the King, but there may be hope for wisdom. Do you want to solve this problem?"

"..." Everyone was stunned for a moment, but they couldn't refute, so they had to move forward, "If this crown is mixed with other metals, the volume must be different at the same weight, otherwise you can melt it into a metal ingot -"

"What kind of stupid idea is this?" The guest continued to roll his eyes, "Am I short of gold ingots? What I want is this crown. Look at this hollowing out technique, this level of carving...how exquisite, I have never encountered it until now To the craftsman who can guarantee me a perfect restoration of it. After melting it, I still care about whether it is true or not."

"Then what else can I do?" Everyone felt bitter, "Just treat it as a boring loss and forget it."

"Ha! I know you guys don't have the ability, think about it carefully, this is the opportunity to show off." The guest said while handing the crown to Jacintos, "Where is Your Majesty? Do you have any good ideas?"

"..." Yacintos just smiled.

This question may be difficult for now, but in the last few hundred years after Yacinthos died and hibernated in the underworld, some sages in the world have already solved this difficult problem.

And very coincidentally, the sage named Archimedes also measured a crown.

But Jacintos didn't intend to use this to show his wisdom, after all, he didn't come up with it himself.

To be honest, if he was asked to do this question, he would simply melt down the crown and rebuild it himself. Anyway, with the skills taught by Hephaestus, it is enough to restore the crown according to the scriptures. crown.

Wang Guannan couldn't help but pretend to be Yacinthos. He raised his chin proudly and surrounded the people who were thinking hard, as if they had won some kind of victory.

Not far away, Zeus, who had been sipping the air with a wine glass, finally overcame his fear of Hades, built up his luck, and hypnotized himself "Poseidon can do it, so can I", while hanging up the usual hunting machine. With a gorgeous mature smile, he strode closer to the crowd gathered around Hyacinthus.

Wang Guannan was looking at all beings with his hips crossed. When he saw an outsider approaching suddenly, he was not in a hurry to care about whether the other party was worthy of talking with him as usual. Instead, he enthusiastically solicited: "Why? You also want to challenge this difficult problem ?”

Zeus's eyes were still on Hyacinthus: "——huh?"

What?What question?

Wang Guannan proudly recounted the troubles he encountered: "How is it? My friend, if you can't solve this problem, you are not qualified to talk to His Majesty Jacintos."

Zeus: "..."

Damn it, I never met someone who had to take an exam at the beginning when I was hunting for beauty!

The problem is that Hyacinthus is still holding his wine glass, and casts his eyes from under the mask, as if expecting him to solve the problem. If he can't solve the problem, or simply take people away, wouldn't it appear that he is a hero of the gods? Wang has no brains and is an idiot?

Zeus froze in place, struggling in every possible way, but in fact Hyacinthus just wondered why this man was so blind. They were obviously leading a gathering here, and this buddy came up stupidly.

Zeus tried his best to use his empty head to think for a long time, but finally couldn't hold back: [Metis! 】

He called out to the first wife he swallowed in his heart: 【Tell me how to solve this problem? 】

He didn't even bother to adjust his irritable tone because he couldn't solve the problem, and he didn't hide his purpose of hunting sex, because he knew that Metis wouldn't care about it—or, in other words, couldn't care about it.

He also couldn't explain the reason, anyway, from the day Athena separated from his body, Metis' free will seemed to dissipate, and he became like a man who could only mechanically answer his questions and finish his work. A dull puppet of the tasks he gives.

In the first period of time, he was more or less flustered because of this, a small part of it came from his remaining conscience, and more of it was due to the strange state of Metis.

But immediately afterwards, he realized that it is good for someone to advise him anytime, anywhere, and what is even better is that this person will never betray him, and he will not be as noisy and jealous as Hera was.

He waited for a while before Metis' mechanical voice came, the emotionless tone seemed a little hollow: [I'm sorry, I don't know. 】

【…】Zeus couldn't help cursing in frustration, 【You are still the goddess of primitive wisdom!Can't solve the small difficulties encountered by human beings? 】

Metis repeated: [I'm very sorry. 】

He was furious, but Zeus had no other choice, and the guests not far away also began to look at him as if they were watching a joke, and there were occasional whispers:

"I saw him walk over suddenly, and I thought he had some brilliant insights."

"Don't mention it, it's probably a fool. He didn't even think about it, why after those adults surrounded His Majesty Jacintos, no one else came forward to disturb him, and they leaned closer without winking."

"He looks good. He probably wanted to make a good impression on His Majesty Hyacinthus. Unfortunately, he probably left a foolish impression."

"..." Zeus was annoyed and embarrassed when he heard it. He could reveal himself with his vest and severely punish these ignorant human beings, but wouldn't that let everyone know that Zeus is stupid?

He stood there in embarrassment for a while, and finally shook his sleeves and left the hall in shame and indignation.

Zeus walked around the lawn by the back door several times angrily, almost smoothing out the entire lawn before stopping.

It is impossible to give up. He rolled his eyes a few times and walked to a place where there was no one: "Answer my call, my most loyal child, Hermes!"

The leaves were blown up by the wind, and a tall figure appeared in front of Zeus: "What orders do you have? My revered Father God."

Zeus maintained the majesty of the god-king, raised his chin slightly: "Hermes, you and Athena are my most trusted children on Mount Olympus. I have a task for you now, I hope you don't let me disappointment."

Task your head.

Hermes cursed secretly in his heart, thinking with his toes, he could guess which girl Zeus probably fell in love with again.

He thought about how to release the water in his heart, and saved as much as he could, then he heard Zeus say majesticly: "In this guild hall, there is a person who made me fall in love at first sight. I haven't experienced this feeling for a long time, but His status is very special, he is the beloved of Hades, I don't really want to lose face to my elder brother, so, child - you go to the sea and ask Poseidon about the situation of Hyacinthos, for example How did Poseidon get him from Hades?"

Hermes: "..."

who? ?

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Zeus actually found Hyacinthus, which Hermes never expected.

The commotion from Hyacinthus became bigger and bigger every time. He hadn't been to the underworld for a long time, and he was basically running around, so as to control the details of the rumors.

For example, news such as "the god of beauty has actually divorced the god of fire" and "the god of fire has become the god of the underworld" must not be known by the gods—especially Zeus, otherwise Zeus will know the effect of the golden arrow. Hercules' character forced to the underworld, isn't it certain that he will attack Yassin?

To be honest, he didn't really want Zeus to know about the fact that "After Hades, Hyacinthus has fascinated Poseidon again".It is to prevent Zeus from encountering Hyacinthus in case the sky is closed one day, and he will have the mentality of "Poseidon can do it, so can I".

How could he hold back the news, Poseidon couldn't hold back wow, he actively publicized it with some old lovers, and later he had troubles with Athena and Ares about flying to the city in the air.

At that moment, he still thought happily, fortunately, Zeus was not interested in men, and it passed away with a sneer when he heard such rumors... Fuck, why is Zeus interested in men again now? !

Hermes wanted to scold and want to send a message to Hyacinthus in the guild hall, but after Zeus finished the task, he just squatted outside the guild hall idiotically, making Hermes want to send the message. I can't pass it on, and I can't procrastinate for time, so I can only hold my nose and rush to the sea.

Hermes hasn't been to the sea since the Athenian Civil War.

After all, Poseidon was making such a fuss, and Hermes was worried every day when he heard the talk on Mount Olympus. He almost wished he could stay by Zeus's side from morning to night, for fear that Zeus would be cold if he asked curiously.

Unexpectedly, there are thousands of defenses against everything, but in the end, I still can't prevent it...

Why didn't you prevent it?Hermes sighed, with a bit of luck in his heart, hoping that Poseidon would have some backbone, and it would be best to protect Hyacinthus.

With the speed of her flying boots, Hermes quickly reached the sea area.

Just approaching the Sea God Temple: "—Ho! Was it stolen?"

Hermes was taken aback. He saw that the once-jeweled Sea God Temple was bare in front of it. The pearls and corals had all been shoveled away, leaving only transparent aquatic plants floating with the sea water. Against the blue light reflected by the Sea God Temple, it was extraordinarily weird. .

Not like a temple, like a haunted house.

The sea area under the rule of Amphitrite is not as loosely defended as it was when Poseidon was in power. As soon as Hermes approached the sea, the new sea emperor received the news. At this time, Shi Shiran drifted to Hermes Next to Hermes: "The thief was not caught, but Jacinthus."

Originally, the coral could be left behind, but some time ago, Thanatos sent a letter with great sadness, saying that Poseidon and his son were not very peaceful, which caused serious challenges to the management, so in order to restore the cleanliness of the underworld, they directly put these Unstable factors were sent to the abyss for transformation.

This led to loopholes in the originally rebuilt engineering team, which is very troublesome!It's very troublesome, should there be something to express here?

It is not an exaggeration to say that after receiving the letter from Thanatos, Amphitrite looked at the letter paper and was silent for a long time.

She is mainly researching, and she has known Thanatos for a long time. This god is really reliable, how has it become... Especially like what her maid described to her at the beginning, holding the newly dismantled Sea Throne Thinking of Hyacinthus with pearls?

Hermes: "What's Yassin doing again—forget it." Hermes wiped his face haggardly, "Where's Poseidon? I have something to tell him."

Amphitrite raised her eyebrows: "That's not a coincidence, he is in the underworld now."

Considering that Thanatos once told her that Hermes could be trusted, the biggest deception of this god of deceit now is to cover Hyacinth with painstaking efforts, Amphitrite said straightforwardly: "He was He was thrown into the abyss. His godhood is now in my hands, and I am the new Sea Emperor."

Hermes: "...what?"

how?Why?when?

……What?

Amphitrite found that the previous sentence pattern was very suitable for answering all Hermes' questions, and she patted Hermes on the shoulder: "Just after the Athenian Civil War—asking is Hyacinthus."

Hermes: "..."

Amphitrite kindly provided guidance: "If you have to tell Poseidon something, you can go to the abyss and talk to him. Or you can mention it to me."

Hermes opened his mouth like a goldfish, failed to regain his ability to organize language for a long time, and then said bluntly after a long while: "Okay. It's probably because Zeus fell in love with Hyacinthus, and I want to ask how Poseidon got from Ha Diss got Hyacinthus."

He didn't know about this matter, and he was already bald enough to help Yacinthos cover up the previous series of rumors. Even the news that "the convoy from the underworld personally sent Yacinthos to the Temple of Sea God" was all he heard from other people. Said.

Amphitrite: "According to the official statement, it was Hyacinthus who saw the portrait of Poseidon in Hades' treasury and fell in love at first sight, so he begged Hades to send him to the Temple of Poseidon."

Hermes: "..."

Central... Forget it, let's not spit out this slot.

Hyacinthus fell in love with Poseidon at first sight?

...and then see people into the abyss?

And if you can keep Yacinthos away from the underworld, do you still need to "beg" Hades if you want to go to the Sea God Temple?Hyacinthus left the underworld for the second time, and Mingta's ecstasy held a banquet that day, and invited him to celebrate with him.

Amphitrite is quite serious: "I once promised Yassin that he is kind to our entire sea area. If one day he wants to fight Zeus as an enemy, our sea area will be on the same front with him. I think, maybe now is the time to fulfill it." It's time to make a promise—Hermes, go to the underworld with me and discuss it with everyone. Athena told me that Zeus is a bit evil and may not be easy to deal with."

Hermes: "..."

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, he almost thought about why a robber like Yaxin should worry about him.Hermes quickly cheered up: "Okay, but as soon as possible, Zeus has been wandering around Hyacinthos, and I don't know when he will lose his temper and do it himself."

In terms of hunting for beauty, Zeus's patience has always been pitiful, so if he hesitates this time, he is still afraid of Hades.

Amphitrite always acted swiftly and vigorously. She simply gave a few instructions to the guards around her, signaled the soldiers to inform the sea areas to prepare for battle, and rushed to the nearest gate of the underworld together with Hermes.

When they arrived in the underworld, Hades and other gods were invited by Hephaestus to come to appreciate the second version of "Zeus" created by him and Neleu after many days of discussion and research.

The new Zeus has a rounder and larger head, which is convenient for the gods in need to caress at any time.

And it has a stronger and stronger current, and more colors are available for free choice. It can be called a must-have product for home decoration.

As soon as Hermes entered the door, he saw Athena open her right hand and press her palm on the forehead of the new Zeus. With the other hand, she fiddled with the purple lightning that automatically wrapped around her fingertips, showing a grin: "Zeus, you There is also today!"

Amphitrite had seen old Zeus before, and only Hermes had been out of touch with the information of the underworld for a long time. When he stepped into the door and saw this scene, he couldn't help but lose his voice: "Yasin moved so fast?!"

He also ran over to discuss with everyone how to protect Yashin. Zeus has already turned into a pillar of lightning and was sent to the underworld? !