[Gintama] The Peerless Good Dad of the Governor

This is what happened shortly after the earth turning.

Tufang gets up every day and looks in the mirror to see his plump face and bloated figure. Every time he takes a picture, his mood changes from cloudy to thunderstorm.

Why was he not among those who recovered at that time?

Now being teased by the Shaking S duo about his body shape every day, it’s okay to be teased as a joke, and even the chest selection that Kondo boss gathered together... No, the Shinsengumi was also forced to disband.

There is no way, since everyone has become a woman, even the familiar jobs have become unfamiliar, the air has momentum and courage, but its strength can't be used halfway, and even going on patrol can be entangled by hooligans, of course the shogunate is useless people.

After Sougo transformed himself into the chief executive officer, he was like a fish in water every day, but he could only be in a third-rate shop, wearing a sexy female police uniform in an XXL miniskirt every day, and a few former soldiers at the door of the shop half threatening and half forcing passing customers to enter. In-store consumption.

The most hateful thing is that there are still people who don't know how to appreciate his plump figure and gentle personality!

Of course, it's not like he's nobody's interest, absolutely~ no!Occasionally, there will still be men who like his type to call their names.

For example, Mr. Ninja with too long bangs, Mr. Ninja with hemorrhoids on his ass, and Mr. Ninja who always appears holding JUMP...

In order to maintain his basic livelihood, Hijikata, who lost his job as a civil servant, had to listen patiently to the nonsense of the hemorrhoid ninja who only talked about JUMP every time as a wife. One can imagine how unpleasant the result was.

After a few days, X finally couldn't bear this kind of mental fatigue, and started to beat the guest who often patronized her.

"What shit JUMP, I'm from Magazine!"

After making a big fuss, I was called to the break room by the boss of Tianren and gave a stern warning. He said a lot of things, such as I didn’t take you in. Now you can only live in a cardboard box like the MADAO uncle on the corner of the street balabala... ...If you don't come up with some results, get out of balabala immediately...

"whispering sound."

Mr. X leaned against the door of the store, smoking a cigarette and looking at passers-by reluctantly, thinking about which big fish to attract to improve his performance.

A group of young people came towards them. Under the constantly flickering neon lights around them, they could only vaguely see the shape of their faces. The facial features were not clear when they were flickering, which made X feel strangely familiar.

It doesn't matter, if you don't attract people, you will have 0 performance tonight. If you are kicked out, you will definitely be laughed at by those two people again.

Thinking of the disdainful smiles of Wanshiwu and Sougo, Xunzi felt a dull pain in her stomach.

It's a lot scarier than obviously going to live in a cardboard box!

Mr. X grabbed a person's elbow, squeezed out a barely cute smile on his face full of fat, and said the same thing.

"Sir, if you don't come in and take a look, I'll arrest you~!"

"Oh, is it so?"

Wearing a luxurious purple bathrobe decorated with gold butterflies, the man slowly turned his head.

Cold-blooded and ruthless eyes, the left eye is wrapped in a white bandage, covered under the thick black hair, and there is a dangerous and playful smile.

This man - Shinsuke Takasugi! !

X son was like a bolt from the blue, his smile froze.

Realizing that he had pulled an extremely dangerous person, the half-lit cigarette that X held between his fingers also fell silently to the ground.

It was the biggest joke since the Edo period when the enemy who was being hunted down saw him looking so useless.

No, no, no... Now that I have become like this, this guy should not recognize me... Calm down, calm down... I am not the deputy head of the Shinsengumi, nor do I work for the shogunate, I just A busty woman in a miniskirt policewoman uniform...

...First, pretend not to know...

"Jinsuke, why did you stop?"

The earphone Junheshang Wanqi who followed behind him asked questions suspiciously, and Matako Laishima also poked his head over curiously to have a look.

A fat woman covered in flesh and wearing two rustic braids was showing a Y smile and dragging her Master Jinzhu to death.

In an instant, Youzi drew out his two guns and pointed at X, screaming frantically.

"Yeah! Let go of Jinsuke-sama! You disgusting pig!"

"Evil, disgusting pig...?"

Mr. X's resentment towards such derogatory and insulting words can be said to be on the level of fire and water, as if he was stepped on a minefield. His smile kept twitching, but he still gritted his teeth to respond to the other party.

"Little sister, I guess you haven't brushed your teeth when you go out today, right? Artistic guys like sensual beauty to a crazy degree, don't tell me you don't know."

"what?"

"By the way, maybe your Jinsuke-sama likes my type, don't you think so, sir? Do you like a bitch? If you don't like it, you will definitely be put in handcuffs and locked up!"

X tried to pretend to be a stranger she had never met before, and leaned her head on the arm of Shinsuke Takasugi.

Saying such disgusting words, he felt like he was about to throw up, and a chill passed through his heart.

"..."

Takasugi Shinsuke did not answer, but has been looking at him with impenetrable eyes since just now, not knowing what he was thinking.

When Xunzi was thinking about how to sneak away from these wanted criminals in the shogunate, suddenly there was a "bang". Xunzi, who was no stranger to the sound of guns, perfectly dodged the bullet by relying on the body reflexes trained by Sougo for many years.In the blink of an eye, there were two more gunshots, X's bloated body was difficult to dodge continuously, and the last retreat was very hasty, a bullet narrowly passed by X's side, and hit heavily behind on the shop door.

X, who was still in shock, stuck to the door, looking at the smoking muzzle of the gun in front of him, sweating profusely.

Almost, he was going to have a hole in his body by this idiot ponytail girl. A woman's jealousy is really terrible.

The people around him hid far away when they heard the gunshots, and the only place where he and a few members of the Ghost Soldier were standing in the crowded street formed a vacuum.

Seeing that the three shots missed, Youzi was so angry that he was about to pull the trigger again.

"Wait, Matako, don't mess around! This is the street, Jinsuke will be angry."

Wan Qi quickly restrained Youzi to prevent her from attacking again.

"But, but this stinky woman actually did such a rude thing to the adults of Jin help adults! Ah -Wan Qi, let go of me, I must teach her!"

"Ha, haha... Since you don't come in, leave quickly, a few big living people blocking the door will block other guests, I also have my work to do, there is no need to waste time with you, do you like to come? Come."

Mr. X tried to hold back his face and let out a dry laugh, making an expression of extreme disgust for the other party, but in his heart he wished he could hide and avoid them.Of course, it would be best for these guys to disappear quickly from his eyes.

Takasugi Shinsuke suddenly smiled ambiguously, and said something in a low voice.

"Hmph, let's play with you then."

Youzi looked unbelievable, and even Wan Qi, who had always been calm, had an expression of surprise that broke through his sunglasses.

What's going on, am I hallucinating?It can't be seen that Jinsuke originally liked the plump type... No wonder Jinsuke had no interest in Youzi's overtures before.Wan Qi looked at Youzi who was still in shock, his eyes turned into sympathy.

You son, you lost, and you lost on the slender figure you are proud of...

When Youzi realized it, Shinsuke Takasugi had already entered the store with the sow, and there was no chance to protest, so she could only follow along with her full of jealousy.

The author has something to say:

I suggest everyone to read the Gintama manga chapter 437 and then read the article!That way you won't be confused~~

And it is also helpful for some readers to understand the world view of this article.