[Gintama] The Peerless Good Dad of the Governor

"Whether I'm a wanted criminal or not is the same for me. If you can catch me, then come and catch me."

Shinsuke Takasugi, who scoffed at Hijikata's warning, just raised his eyelids slightly and smiled mockingly.

Hijikata glared at Shinsuke Takasugi who didn't care, and tried to lower his voice angrily.

"Are you stupid?"

"If you are caught, how will you protect..."

He blurted out and wanted to say "protect me", but he hadn't forgotten Takasugi Shinsuke's taunting just now, so he stopped talking and changed the subject instead.

"Forget it, whether you live or die has nothing to do with me, anyway, if you die, I will bring up the child and cultivate him to be the most outstanding person in the Shinsengumi, that's it, leave as you like. "

"Do you think you can make the decision? The child is mine, and the ghost soldiers can provide him with the best living conditions."

"Huh? Don't be kidding, what's the best living condition in your environment of fighting and killing?"

"I think at this point, let's be each other."

Of course Hijikata knew that Shinsuke Takasugi's subtext was "the Shinsengumi is not much better", he had no words to refute, holding back his anger, and angrily changed his clothes in front of Shinsuke Takasugi with difficulty, and finished washing After putting on the saber, he pushed open the door forcefully with a "snap", ignoring what happened after Shinsuke Takasugi.

After going out, Tufang looked at his team uniform with a sad face, thinking he might as well change into a larger one.

The shirt is okay, after all, it has always been loose and loose, so it doesn't matter if you change it or not, but the tight vest can't be pulled on the chain no matter what.

Speaking of which, this was the second time he had gone to change clothes, so he might be gossiped by the team members again, but this was something he couldn't help.

Belly... getting bigger again.

Hijikata had to accept the fact that he was wearing a vest that could only be left open.

Thinking of this, Hijikata couldn't help but think of the perpetrator, Sougo, and vowed bitterly that he must look good on that guy, then changed direction and turned into the warehouse in the backyard to change his team uniform.

When Hijikata changed into his team uniform and went to the rally, Kondo, who was waiting there, patted him on the shoulder and glanced at his stomach again.

"Fourteen, your weight loss seems to be getting worse."

When he didn't know the truth, he could still confidently retort that it wasn't because he was getting fat, but now he knew it was because of the child. Of course, the local party couldn't say it directly in front of so many people. .

"Boss Kondo, I think Mr. Hijikata must have some kind of strange disease that makes his belly so big. Listen to me and go to Oedo Hospital for a check-up as soon as possible!"

Sougo, who came belatedly, persuaded behind him.

"Is that so? Fourteen, the body is the capital of the revolution. If you are sick, you must go to see it. You can't carry it. No, I think you should take a vacation today and go to the hospital to see it."

Kondo, who was worried about Hijikata's health, said with concern.

"Don't worry, Boss Kondo, I'm fine! It's probably because I ate too much mayonnaise recently and didn't have much chance to exercise to gain weight. How can you listen to this bastard's alarmist talk? Don't worry about it there, let's start the morning meeting quickly." Bar!"

Hijikata parried it casually, turned his head and glared at Sougo fiercely, and Sougo hid behind Kondo with a nonchalant expression on his face.

Originally, Sougo and Sougo went to patrol Edo today, but Sougo seemed to know that Hijikata's visitors were not good, so he cleverly pretended to be sick and avoided today's patrol.

It doesn't matter, anyway, he can hide from the first day of the junior high school but not the fifteenth day, and Tu Fang didn't bother to try to force his comprehension. It just so happened that he didn't think of any way to torture this stinky boy to relieve his anger.

When passing the meatball shop, Hijikata happened to see Gintoki and Kagura under the umbrella, eating meatballs and lazily enjoying the shade.

"Ah, it's a tax thief!"

Kagura who was sitting in front noticed Hijikata, and her opening caught the attention of Gintomo, who was munching on meatballs beside her.

Gintoki raised his head full of naturally curly silver hair, his listless scarlet fish eyes lit up when he saw Hijikata, and then he raised his hand to greet Hijikata with a smile.

"Hey, Hichikata-san. The weather is nice today, are you here to eat meatballs too?"

"Idiot, how is that possible. Didn't you see me on patrol? Think everyone is idle like you!"

"Don't say that. It's just that the economy has been in a recession recently, so it's hard to find a job. Ah Yin is also working hard! I just finished a commission and got some rewards. Seeing how hard you are working, come on, come on. Get up and eat meatballs!"

Saying that, Yin Shi stood up and walked towards Tufang, hooked his shoulders and insisted that Tufang eat meatballs with him.

"No! I don't have time to spend time here with you."

"Come on, it's rare for Ah Yin to treat you once, and I will definitely not blackmail you like last time."

Gintoki pushed Dodo onto the bench and sat down.

"Really, why do you have to treat me to eat meatballs? Let me tell you first, I won't pay for you."

"Yes, yes, I can still afford this little money, Ah Yin."

Thinking that he didn't eat before going out because he was depressed today, and he was hungry now, so Hijika half-compromisedly ordered some meatballs, and sat down with Yinshi and the others to eat.

While eating the meatball, Yinshi squinted at his stomach.

Feeling restless by Yinshi's gaze, Hijikata tried his best to pretend to be calm and took out a bottle of mayonnaise, then grabbed a bunch of meatballs and prepared to dip them in mayonnaise.

"Hey, Hichikata-san, I haven't seen you for a while, it seems that I have gained a lot of weight, especially my stomach."

Hijikata's heart skipped a beat. The mayonnaise that was supposed to be squeezed on the meatballs suddenly deviated from the target because of shaking hands, and all of it was squeezed onto the ground.

"Is...is it? I don't think I've changed much."

Hijikata squeezed out a forced smile covered in cold sweat, and secretly tightened his stomach.Regardless of whether it works or not, at least it makes the belly look less obvious.

"No, it used to be a plain area, but now it's completely hilly."

"It's probably because I ate too much today. Also, don't stare at the man's belly like that! You idiot!"

As soon as I finished speaking, my stomach started to "gurgle" and betrayed him.

The author has something to say:

It feels like Ah Yin hasn't shown up for a long time, so I decided to let him out