[Gintama] The Peerless Good Dad of the Governor

"Takasugi, stop messing around. Is it important to find the frog or find the exit!"

Seeing that Takasugi Shinsuke was still entangled with the frog, Hijikata was so angry that he hit Takasugi Shinsuke on the back of the head, and Takasugi Shinsuke dodged Hijikata's offensive just by lowering his head slightly, and said angrily.

"Shut up! He is not a frog, but my most respected teacher!"

The earth side was shocked again.

To be able to call a frog who was caught passing by as "the most respected teacher", how serious is this guy's frog fetishism!Had the shogunate been fighting against such people before?

"Old, what's wrong with you? Why don't you speak? Answer me!"

The frog, which was held tightly by Takasugi Shinsuke, kept puffing its cheeks, looking very disturbed. After a while, the frog suddenly raised its head, looked at Hijikata with its two round frog eyes, and let out a "croak".

Tufang couldn't help taking a step back. Could this frog beg him for help?

Unexpectedly, Shinsuke Takasugi suddenly answered the call, chattering non-stop like opening a chatterbox.

"After all, it's been so long, everyone is no longer the same as before, but you haven't changed much, sir. As for the incompetent shogunate... the founding agreement has been made with Tianren, although it was a bad move, But there are still plenty of idiots who prefer to settle for the status quo.”

Hello!What kind of conversation did this guy imagine having with the frog!

The frog probably realized that the earthworker had not taken any action so far, so he croaked twice, desperately trying to escape in the direction of the earthworker.

I don't know what Takasugi Shinsuke heard again, his expression was quite subtle all of a sudden, he was silent for a while, and then he spoke seriously.

"Teacher, I didn't expect you to be interested in such a fool. Unfortunately, he is mine now."

what... what?Is it him that Takasugi and the frog are talking about?The earthwork was a little nervous and silently pricked up its ears.

For some reason, the frogs started making noises.Seeing Takasugi Shinsuke tightly pinching the frog's hind legs, Hijikata knew what was going on.Probably because that idiot used too much force, which made Mr. Frog uncomfortable.

Takasugi Shinsuke suddenly wrapped his other arm around Hijikata's waist, and looked at the frog provocatively.

"Teacher, why don't you congratulate us? We'll get married soon, because this guy can only join my Takasugi family."

In an instant, Hijikata suspected that he also had auditory hallucinations, otherwise how could he have heard Takasugi say that he would marry him, and even mentioned such things as naturalization.

At this time, there was a slight movement in the grass, and another frog that was slightly smaller jumped in front of Shinsuke Takasugi and Hijikata.

"Two... Teacher Songyang?"

Shinsuke Takasugi frowned in confusion.

"No, the overall feeling is too young... Or, are you the son of Mr. Songyang?"

"What are you talking about! Idiot Takasugi! Let me go!"

Hello! !Is this guy really hopeless? !Why do you call teacher when you see a frog?Hijikata tried hard to break free from Takasugi Shinsuke's hand wrapping around his waist, but failed. His current strength is not as strong as Takasugi Shinsuke.

"Wait!...Another Mr. Songyang!!"

Takasugi Shinsuke watched in horror as an adult frog jumped out of the grass again, his face turned blue.

"No, it's impossible, it must be Teacher Songyang's father!"

As the frogs appeared one after another, large and small frogs sprang up in all directions. Maybe the frogs passed this road and carried out collective migration activities.

"Why...why are there so many Matsuyo-sensei..."

Hearing Takasugi Shinsuke's nightmarish ravings, Hijikata felt that he could no longer stand idly by, so he took Takasugi Shinsuke's counterattack and dragged away while Takasugi Shinsuke was watching, and taught him a lesson while dragging.

"Have you had enough fun! Takasugi! It's time to put away your unusual hobby and do something serious...?"

Hijikata stared at the intersection in front of him, then stopped suddenly, and the back of his hand, which had been dragging Takasugi Shinsuke's collar forcefully, trembled slightly.

Takasugi Shinsuke looked at the earthwork, and the frozen earthen face was very ugly, and then looked at the intersection where there was nothing but flowers and trees, and couldn't help asking.

"Hey, what's wrong with you?"

Earth Fang pointed to the air and asked tremblingly.

"Yes, it's that... that! Hey... Takasugi! Did you see it? That, did you see it?"

"What did you see?"

Shinsuke Takasugi suspected that it might be because he only had one eye left, so his eyesight was not good enough so he didn't see what Hijikata was pointing at, so he walked up to try to see clearly, but when he got closer, he realized that there were several groups in front of him. Mosquitoes flying low.

"Stupid, idiot! Don't go there! There's that one in front of you. Hey, it's so scary? Even if it's just a random one, it will definitely drag you into the depths of hell!"

Hijikata nervously grabbed Shinsuke Takasugi's hand and pulled him back.Feeling that Hijikata's palm was sweating, Takasugi Shinsuke held Hijikata's hand tightly to comfort him without thinking about it.

But he couldn't figure out why the number one man in the Zhenxuan group was so afraid of these mosquitoes.

"What are you afraid of? It's just a group of wild mosquitoes that can't get on the stage."

Wild mosquitoes?

This guy actually said that a large group of all kinds of dead spirits that filled the entire road and sky were wild mosquitoes? !

Hijikata was dumbfounded by Takasugi's dismissive words.

Hijikata felt inexplicably relieved by the body temperature coming from the palm of his hand. He looked at Shinsuke Takasugi, who was a little shorter than him, with both emotion and admiration.

"Takasugi...I didn't expect that you...are not afraid..."

Normally, he would just pretend to be okay, but now it's different, the dense number of undead in front of him is enough to make him suffer from mass phobia!In contrast, Shinsuke Takasugi, who treats the wriggling and floating evil spirits overflowing the intersection as mosquitoes, is more samurai-like.

He took a peek at Shinsuke Takasugi who had no fear on his face, and found that this guy looked five or six times more handsome under the background and surrounding of many disgusting evil spirits.

The damn heart began to beat irregularly again, and it tended to get faster and faster, Hijikata realized that something was wrong and clutched his chest.

Wait...wait...why do I think this guy is so handsome that it makes my heart beat! ?It means that I am slowly liking... Haha, how is it possible, no, no, it is because these evil spirits are too ugly, so I think a normal person is handsome.

Hmm, that must be the case!

At this time, a female ghost with hair as long as seaweed rushed towards the earth with a vicious expression, sticking out her bloody tongue.

"This road won't work, let's turn around quickly."

Hijikata, who was relentless even in the face of vicious criminals, immediately retreated without hesitation.

But Takasugi Shinsuke pulled him and ran forward as if nothing had happened.

"We're going straight from here."

"Huh? No way! Takasugi, even you can't beat them..."

Before Hijikata could finish his sentence, he saw the vicious female ghost being knocked away by Takasugi Shinsuke with a wave of his hand.

Hijikata was soon forced to run into the group of ghosts, and all kinds of horrible undead howled and rushed towards him, but they were all driven away one by one by Takasugi Shinsuke in front of him.Hijikata, who was being dragged away from behind, silently watched the back of Takasugi Shinsuke in front of him. At this moment, Takasugi Shinsuke was as mighty as a god descending from the earth.Although there were terrifying evil ghosts passing by in front of him constantly, Hijikata no longer paid attention to the faces of those ghosts, because the man running in front of him attracted his attention even more.

huh?

...Why are there bubbles and petals flying around Shinsuke Takasugi?

...Why is the background all pink?

...Why does he have the feeling that Shinsuke Takasugi has been automatically beautified by his own retina no matter how he looks at it now? ...Although super handsome.

They're not some dumb couple playing a game of chase by the sea! !

There was a mess of frogs croaking behind him, probably because the frogs who were migrating just now also chose this route.

"Teacher Matsuyo...?"

Takasugi Shinsuke suddenly stopped and turned his head, and Hijikata bumped into Takasugi Shinsuke's arms.

Shinsuke Takasugi watched in pain as the frogs jumped around to catch the mosquitoes, and murmured.

"I understand that there can't be so many teachers...but among so many teachers, I believe there must be one teacher who is real!"

"Teacher Songyang, tell me quickly, why do you stick out your tongue like a frog to eat mosquitoes? Is this a dream? If it's a dream, it must be a nightmare I've never had before!"

"That's enough! No matter what you don't learn...they are the real frogs!"

Although I don't know why the ghosts dodged everywhere when they saw the frog, as if they were in a mess, Hijikata felt that this was a good opportunity to escape. Without a word, he pulled out Shinsuke Takasugi, who was once again under the spell of the frog teacher, and tried his best Get rid of these horrible things.

After finally running for a long distance, Tu Fang looked back to make sure that the things behind would not catch up, and breathed a sigh of relief.However, as soon as he relaxed, his lower abdomen began to ache, so painful that he couldn't even stand up.

Is it because I ran too fast just now...Damn...