[Gintama] The Peerless Good Dad of the Governor

The local party was furious.

"Who do you think bears all the pain and pressure to give birth to the child!? Speaking of naming rights, you are the one who is least entitled to have it? When I was in pain, you were sleeping all the time You’re so sleepy, bastard! Mrs. Takeuchi told me everything! You told me everything! You fell asleep on the wicker chair outside.”

Yamazaki looked at Hijikata, who was furious, and thought helplessly: Deputy Chief, Deputy Chief, when you are pregnant with the child as a mother, you have already lost the right to name the child!After all, this child is the seed of that wanted criminal over there.

Shinsuke Takasugi dealt with him calmly.

"Whose credit is it for you to be able to give birth safely until now?"

Tu Fang froze for a moment and looked away.

"Less, less nonsense! I haven't asked you once, obviously you posted it yourself to ask for help... Anyway, Jujuro's surname is Hijikata, Hijikata Jujuro! Any name other than this is me. I will never admit it!"

"That's exactly what I want to say. I can't accept anything other than Takasugi's surname."

"Huh? By the way, didn't you agree that I would surrender? The police are right in front of you, so hurry up and surrender! Why do you still have time to whine in front of you?"

As long as Takasugi Shinsuke is not around, he can choose whatever name he wants.

"Sorry, I can't feel at ease to surrender before deciding on the name of the child."

Seeing that the dangerous atmosphere between the two was on the verge of breaking out, Yamazaki couldn't help but sweat, praying that someone would dare to stand up and stop these two leaders.

At this moment, Sougo's voice came in from the backyard.

"So how about a fair draw?"

Yamazaki looked at the door of the backyard with emotion, and the disheartened Sougo was staggering in from the backyard.

"Sensei?"

Hijikata frowned, staring at Sougo warily.

"Hey, let me tell you, Mr. Hijikata wants to drag that bastard Takasugi Shinsuke into jail, right? I just thought about it too. As for me, I have already reflected deeply after being educated by you just now. , It was wrong for me to do this kind of thing without your consent, so please give me a chance to make up for it, which is immature.”

Sougo whispered sincerely in his ear, and showed him the two wooden branches in his hand.

"Look, this is the item for the next lottery, I will cooperate with you well. Please give it to me with confidence, Hijikata-san."

... To be honest, he didn't really want Takasugi Shinsuke to go to jail ... But how could he say such a thing!Hijikata took another look at Souwu, and felt that this kid really wanted to repent, so he agreed, and there was no way to continue arguing like this.

"Okay, I agree."

Sougo smiled and looked at Takasugi.

"What about Takasugi? How about it? Do you dare to come? The one who draws the long branch and the long branch has the right to speak."

Takasugi Shinsuke glanced at Hijikata and Sougo and nodded.

"Can."

Now that the two parties agreed with the lottery, Sougo hurriedly showed everyone the branches in his hand. After confirming that one was long and the other was short, he turned his back and fiddled with it for a while.When he turned around again, the lengths of the two wooden branches in his hands could no longer be distinguished, and the lengths outside were exactly the same.

After the preparations were over, Sougo looked at the two people who were silent and tense.

"It's started? I'll call one, two, three, and draw the lottery I want."

Both Hijikata and Takasugi Shinsuke raised their hands at the same time, ready to go.

"One, two..."

Hijikata, who was extremely nervous, held his breath, always paying attention to the cheating signals given by Sougo.When his eyes stayed on the wooden stick on the left, Sougo blinked at him twice quickly, but when he looked to the right again, Sougo didn't respond at all, and his expression was calm as usual.

Hmph... This brat wanted to use this trick to bully him again, and he had already noticed it.This guy will definitely stick out of hell and crawl back again for his misfortune.

Of course, he wasn't stupid enough to believe Sougo, a bastard. Since Sougo deliberately wanted to lie to him, he just pretended not to know, believed Sougo on the surface, and then did the opposite. Then he will definitely win!

"……three!"

As soon as Sougo finished speaking, Hijikata, who was grinning in his heart, pulled out the wooden stick on the right before Takasugi struck at the fastest speed in his life.

Surprised Sougo glanced at Hijikata, and Hijikata gave him a smug smile.And Shinsuke Takasugi, who wanted to draw the wooden stick on the right, had to choose the only wooden stick left behind.

"Okay, okay. Then please give me all the lottery you have in your hand."

Sougo held out his hand to the two of them.

After holding the wooden stick, Sougo compared the branches in full view of everyone. Shinsuke Takasugi's wooden stick was obviously longer than Dojikata's.

"Oh~ what a pity, Hijikata-san, you lost."

"What?...No, it's impossible, just kidding!"

Hijikata's smile froze.Obviously it shouldn't be like this!He should be the one who won...

Shinsuke Takasugi, who was unexpectedly successful, hugged Takasugi Jujuro, and went into the bedroom to change diapers, humming the tune of the shamisen.

Everyone in the Shinsengumi reacted as if they had foreseen the result long ago, and it was not surprising that they saw the cute baby entering the room, and they all quickly followed to wait and see.

For a moment, only Sougo and Hijikata were left on the spot.

"I'm not kidding. Seriously, it's rare that I really want to help you this time. You have wasted the opportunity to pass on the incense. So, you can't be your own boss if you don't accept the wishes of your subordinates well, Hijikata-san."

Sougo patted Hijikata on the shoulder, comforted him, and then smiled darkly in his ear at a volume that both of them could hear.

"Hey, Hijikata-san, how does it feel to be fooled by your cleverness? Ah, by the way, you must take maternity leave after you go back. I am very concerned about Hijikata-san's health."

Knowing that the result was the fact that the facts cannot be changed, Hijikata nearly shed tears.

After that, they quickly returned to Edo.

On the way back to Edo, Hijikata, who had been thinking about changing the child's name for a long time, finally gave up. After all, the team members also saw it when the lottery was drawn. If he repented, he would lose his prestige as the deputy leader of the Shinsengumi.

As soon as he returned to Edo, Takasugi Shinsuke disappeared.

Feeling lost in his heart, Hijikata followed Sougo back to the village. Kondo-san, who appeared at the door with panda eyes, was a bear hug when he met him. He was so moved that he cried on his shoulder. He was finally saved, and he no longer had to face him. No matter how I dealt with that table, the number of files kept increasing instead of decreasing.

"Fourteen! You are finally back!! Everyone is so worried about you!"

"Well, Kondo-san... you're overpowering Jujuro."

"Hmm...? Jujuro?"

Kondo let go of his hug to Fourteen, only to find that Fourteen was hugging the quilt in an extremely unnatural position, and the quilt was warmly wrapping a crying baby, frowning with sparse eyebrows, uncomfortable Close your eyes.

"Huh?"