[Gintama] The Peerless Good Dad of the Governor

Well, it's fine if you don't give mayonnaise, and he doesn't plan to stay in this place forever.

After confirming that those people had gone far away, Mrs. X went to check the pieces of dishes he had deliberately hidden.Fortunately, this small sharp fragment was not found and taken away. Mr. X held the fragment and smiled with a successful plot.

Takasugi stumbled, and his contempt for the enemy gave him the opportunity to escape.

The iron chain that locked him was not thick, it could even be said to be thin, but within the reach of manpower it was absolutely unceasing, so he needed external force to grind off the weakest link of the iron chain.The last time he was chained and locked in a secret room by Sougo's Shaking S (see TV Shinsengumi Death Game Chapter 148~149 for details) and was played with for dozens of hours. He learned from the pain and studied chains. The weakness of things, now he can almost be called a half-expert.

He could get out of here as long as he secretly planned to break the chain while they were not looking.

Originally, he didn't want to make such a big commotion to attract Gao Shan.In the corner of the room, there is a big vase with cherry blossoms half the height of a person, but the vase in the corner is too heavy, he can’t lift it up, but if the vase is pushed down, it can’t be broken, so X has no choice but to abandon the vase , Find a reason to throw rice bowls and dishes that are easier to drop.

Farmer uncles and aunts across the country, please forgive me.I will absolutely eat up the meal next time.

After praying sincerely, Mr. X straightened the chains on his hands, picked one of the links as a target, and started his secret escape plan.

(...After he returns to the Shinsengumi, first capture Shinsuke Takasugi, tie them up with thick hemp rope, and then give them to those bureaucratic wives in the shogunate who are usually lonely and full of fat to play with for a few days, so that he can Being able to please the superiors and keep the Shinsengumi, and being able to vent bad temper to himself, and then locking up Takasugi, starving for a few days without giving mayonnaise...)

While using all his strength to cut the thin iron chain, while imagining how he would take revenge on Takasugi after he escaped, Xun Zi's plump face uncontrollably showed a ferocious smile.

In the next few days, no one came to visit him except for the ponytail girl who came to make a fuss two days ago and was discovered by Takasugi. It is estimated that Takasugi confessed that no one else would be allowed to approach him.Gao Shan would come to his room regularly every night, taunting him, humiliating him, but most of the time he closed his eyes and fell asleep.

He once tried to sneak attack when Takasugi closed his eyes, but he was discovered later, and the end was so miserable... I won't talk about it here.

Today's X is grinding very hard, because the iron chain can be broken by just a little bit.

When the chain broke, X's eyes were full of tears.Finally... let him succeed! !

After taking off the iron chain, X suddenly felt that the feeling of being free was so wonderful.

Walking to the door, I secretly opened a small gap to look out, it's fine, no one is there. Mr. X tiptoed out with the whole person, and walked onto the deck very smoothly under the cover of furnishings and buildings.

X looked at the surrounding situation, the luxury boat was slowly driving in the middle of the river, a certain distance from the shore.If you want to swim over, you may not be able to go ashore safely, and it is very likely that you will be powerless in the middle.

While he was hesitating, he heard the voice of Takasugi talking to someone getting closer and closer, before he had time to think about it, Xunzi jumped and jumped into the river.

……

As soon as X fell into the water, he sank silently into the river, surrounded by icy river water, and did not float up like before.

Oops!Didn't take into account... weight! !

X's eyes are about to burst.

...too heavy...

……help me……

……high……

"Gollum..."

Takasugi Shinsuke suddenly stopped walking.

"Just now...was there some strange noise?"

Kamui rolled his eyes and answered with a smile.

"No. Don't worry so much, Mr. Samurai (Note: The author doesn't seem to have heard Kamui call Takasugi directly, so I messed up this first)."

"No, I did hear that."

"How can our plan be known to insignificant people? If anyone knows, I will be the first to kill him."

Kamui smiled at the end and opened his bloodthirsty blue eyes.

Takasugi Shinsuke ignored Kamui's words, but walked to the edge of the boat and stared at the river for a few seconds.

Afterwards, he flashes an evil grin and calls the shots.

"Wanqi, work."

Wan Qi, who was not far behind the two, still maintained a paralyzed expression on the surface, but in fact he sighed inwardly, knowing that their boss would not do it himself.

Wan Qi walked to a strange device standing on the deck, held the protruding wooden pole with his hands, and then shook it vigorously.After shaking about four or five times, several large nets were raised one after another against the surface of the river around the hull. The front nets were full of fish, shrimps and turtles. In the last net, there was a person besides small fish, and his shape Not too small, looks heavy.

"Oh~ a lot of fish! It's so good, it's worth eating again, huh~"

Kamui was so happy that he rolled his eyes again, humming a ditty in a good mood.

"Hey, samurai-san, um, it shouldn't be the special monster of your earth—the kappa, right?"

"Just a woman."

"Can kappa eat? There are still many things on this earth that I haven't eaten. I'm looking forward to it!"

"No...you can't eat that..."

During the conversation between the two, the person who was caught in the net was hoisted to the deck by a portable salvage machine, and fell on his back with a "bang".

X was thrown hard by this, and his closed eyes suddenly opened.

Shinsuke Takasugi thought the other party had woken up, and was about to say something to laugh at him, but Xunzi just coughed up a few mouthfuls of river water, and then fell into a coma again.

Kamui stepped forward curiously, and touched X's breath.

"Oh, hang up."

"What did you say……?"

"I said he seems to be dead. Well, never mind, when can we have dinner? I'm hungry."

Hearing what Kamui said, Shinsuke Takasugi panicked for some reason.

No way……?

Could it be that it was too late to start the Internet, so it was hopeless?

No, how could you let him die like this so easily?I haven't had the pleasure of destroying this guy yet...

No matter who it is, it is not allowed to die without my permission.

"Mr. Samurai, what's wrong with you? You look so scary."

Shinsuke Takasugi looked at Wan Qi, Wan Qi seemed to understand what his boss wanted him to do, so he turned his back earlier, pretending he didn't see it.Youzi and the others are not here, even if they were there, they would not be willing to save them.After thinking quickly, Shinsuke Takasugi had no choice but to walk over by himself, bent down and picked up his unconscious wife, and walked to the room.

Kamui looked at the back of the hurriedly leaving with a smile, and shrugged.

"I was just joking."

It's a pity that Shinsuke Takasugi didn't have the chance to hear this sentence.

The author has something to say:

Regarding the experiment of using porcelain pieces to grind iron, please do not try it lightly...because you will find that the author is talking nonsense after the results...It is purely for the needs of the plot.