God is poisonous

[Team] Tumi: Boss, I seem to fall in love with you, what should I do?

Weizun Lingxiao Gang's dungeon land reclamation and death group on Sunday night is always boring, no creativity, no girls, no passion, just a bunch of exhausted old men lying on the ground around the Tiannan Sanctuary BOSS Behemoth giant beast Tool.

Unexpectedly, the vice president made an unexpected confession, and the drowsy hormones in everyone's bodies were instantly awakened.

[Team] Impure Little Pure: Wow!The vice president finally confessed!Hurry up and watch! ⊙o⊙

[Team] Picking up a pants: I already knew that you two had an affair, would I say it casually!

[Team] Trammels: ... Such a powerful logic.

[Team] Lu ah Lu: ... What a powerful sentence pattern.

[Team] You laugh when I shoot an arrow: ... What a powerful moral.

[Team] Gloomy Moonlight: Scumbag, you have to follow him!Otherwise, this copy cannot be played today.

[Team] Ye Qingliang: Together, together, together.

[Team] Only Yu Zun can't laugh: get lost.

The president who was confessed was as calm as before, clicked on the gate of the underworld to resurrect, and began to eat and drink by himself.

[Team] Tumi: Boss, if it wasn't for loving you, why would I not fall asleep late at night; if it wasn't for loving you, why would I sigh inadvertently, you are the only one in the world who doesn't understand I love you!

【Team】Wei Yuzun can't laugh in front of me: You're causing trouble again, right?

[Team] Tumi: Boss, am I that kind of person!I am engraved on the left hand, you are written on the right hand, and the heart is full of love. When our palms meet and our hearts are connected, everyone will see-I love you.

[Team] Only Yu Zun can't laugh: speak human words.

[Team] Tumi: Okay, boss, when I harassed Yu Shengyan with a marriage proposal message yesterday, she actually agreed to it and scared me away on the spot. Today, the snow is full of mountains and rivers to force me to fulfill my promise, so I have to use the excuse that I was not on the account yesterday to escape marriage. I will leave all the aftermath matters to you, boss, I am optimistic about you!

Thick smoke billowed from Tiannan Sanctuary, and all members were on their backs.

It has been less than a year since District 59 opened its server, and the biggest guilds are Weizun Lingxiao and Xuewulou. Weizun Lingxiao is a strong guild in District 37 who is free to move to develop a new area, and Xuewulou was established immediately after the server was opened. Wei Zun Ling Xiao entered the gang relatively late, and Xue Wu took the lead everywhere.But this is not the most troublesome thing. If you want to dominate the rivers and lakes, you must have gimmicks in addition to strength. There is a female player named Yushengyan, she has a beautiful figure, a high degree of education and a beautiful voice, she seems to be the goddess in the eyes of men in the whole district, so every time the guild recruits new recruits, more than half of the players will go straight to the Xuewu Building for Yushengyan, and do it Dexuewu building was full of people and had to hold a branch meeting.

The so-called hero is sad and beautiful, but the prestige that can't laugh in front of the respect is the same as the goddess of the whole people.

In order to solve this huge crisis, Tu Mi, the vice president who saw no way out, had no choice but to take a slant and began to devote himself to the great cause of pursuing Yu Shengyan.

No matter how turbulent the major events in the world are, they can't beat the joy of talking and talking on the forum.Now the post on the top of the Three Realms District 59 forum is the heroic deed of Tu Mi who proposed to Yu Shengyan five times and was rejected five times.

As a goddess, Yu Shengyan also has a strange temper. She is always cold and unreasonable. There are countless people who pursue her fiercely, but she seems not interested in this matter at all. , do not listen; playing tricks, direct cold arrows into a hedgehog; not to mention the nonsense, not only can you get double gifts of Backfire Meteor Explosion Arrows, but you can also leave it on the huge stone tablet used to write the guild declaration outside Xuewu Building. The big names have been famous through the ages, such as XX, XX, Tumi, XXX... and dogs are not allowed to enter.When Tumi came to propose to her on the spot for the first time, one or two hundred names had gathered during that period of XX, and by the time the fifth time came to propose, XX had thousands of troops, and the huge stone tablet had been completely covered by red names. There is not even space to write the words "Xuewulou", and everyone who sees it looks at the monument and admires it endlessly.

Being kicked out of the door for a door-to-door marriage proposal is not a special case, but Tumi is the only one who is so thick-skinned that he has fought and failed and been rejected five times and still does not give up.

Things have come to this point, Tu Mi's infatuation with Yu Shengyan can be seen as a world, and the sun and the moon can learn from each other. It's rare that Yu Shengyan finally moved and agreed to his marriage proposal, and that guy actually scared him away!It doesn't count to scare him away, but he used the poor excuse that he was not the one who proposed yesterday to perfunctory, so that the boss of Xuewu Building, Xue Manjiangshan, had to come to find fault in person, what kind of divine development is this!

[Team] Gloomy Moonlight: You actually escaped the marriage of Yu Shengyan, you are too funny!

[Team] Impure Little Chunjie: Wow, I'll forget it if you don't marry me!What's the matter with escaping!

[Team] Tumi: When something you can't reach suddenly comes into your hand, you will instantly feel a deep sense of loss and frustration.Life has no pursuit, life has no focus, and the future has no meaning!Do you understand this feeling!

[Team] Trammels: ... Such a powerful logic.

[Team] Lu ah Lu: ... What a powerful sentence pattern.

[Team] You laugh when I shoot an arrow: ... What a powerful moral.

[Team] Pick up a pants: Sorry, I really don't understand.

[Team] Only Yu Zun can't laugh: I understand.Could it be that you plan to make her favorability towards you negative, and then start chasing you all over again?

[Team] Tumi: Boss, you still understand me!ヽ(ˋ▽ˊ)ノ

[Team] Only Yu Zun can't laugh: You are a bitch.

[Team] Tumi: =_=

[Team] Only Yu Zun can't laugh: Snow is coming soon, what are you going to do?

[Team] Tumi: It's not what I plan to do, but what you plan to do.

[Team] Only Yu Zun can't laugh: What do you mean?

[Team] Tumi: I said you were the one who proposed using my account yesterday.

[Team] Only Yu Zun can't laugh: Grass!

System: Only Yu Zun can't laugh in front of him and has turned on the massacre mode.

There is really no suspense in this battle. The swordsman has a very high winning rate against Tianzun. Even though Tumi's PK skills have been steadily improving while he is making trouble everywhere, he is still not the opponent of the top player in this server.So Behemoth Behemoth BOSS watched the meaningless player infighting at close range for the first time.

[Guild] Tumi: Woohoo, I'm infatuated with you in vain, boss, you are too cruel.

[Association] Only Yu Zun can't laugh: I will solve the mess I caused by myself, and I will not accept it. -_-convex

[Guild] Tumi: Don't tell me, why don't you marry her responsibly?

Wei Yuzun couldn't laugh at the Lone Star Sword in his hand, and the special effect of the flames bursting out from the blade was as dazzling as the tail feathers of a fire phoenix.

[Guild] Only Yu Zun can't laugh: I'm only interested in men.Is Yu Shengyan a man?

[Guild] Tu Mi: Yu Shengyan is not, but the snow is full of mountains and rivers!And it's the kind of shemale number that suits you the most!

Thick smoke billowed from Tiannan Sanctuary, and all members were once again on their feet.

In the traditional concept, all online game masters have some flaws. If you don't have some high-end and high-end flaws, you would be embarrassed to be the protagonist.Although he didn't tell the truth, but Wei Zun Ling Xiao, who is close to the management, all the scumbags know the boss's special hobby.Whether he is GAY or not is anyone's guess, but he obviously has a special obsession with transvestites. From his first wife Styx in District 37 to Erinnyes, who has just divorced, they are all transvestites.

[Guild] Only Yu Zun can't laugh: Is the snow-covered country a man?real?

[Guild] Tumi: Really!True than pearls!

They are in the same district, but Yu Zun can't laugh before him and Xue Man Jiangshan, as the presidents of the two major gangs, must be incompatible. They basically meet in group fights in the wild and hand-to-hand combat in the battlefield, and there is not much in private. touch.The few times he said it was basically in the middle of scolding between the two sides. In his memory, Xueman Jiangshan never swears, and he always speaks calmly and to the point, which caused him to always regard Xueman Jiangshan as a woman.

[Guild] Only Yu Zun can't laugh: It seems that I won't be bored recently.

After getting Tumi's chest to guarantee the ticket, Wei Yu couldn't laugh in front of Zun, and the evil in his heart broke out in an instant.

[Guild] Love and love again: Boss, it’s not good!Xuewulou is here to demolish the house!Come back quickly and save us!

In the middle of the night, it was so painful that he hit Wei Zun Ling Xiao's meeting place. It seemed that this time Tu Mi completely annoyed Xue Wu upstairs.

[Guild] You can't laugh in front of your ancestors: work is over, everyone returns to the venue.

With one order, the tragedies who were ravaged by the Behemoth giant beast to the extent that they could not survive or die turned into white light and went straight to the venue.

The map of the meeting place just came out, but Yu Zun couldn't help but hit the invisible arrow and the backfire meteor three times in a row, and the explosion burst in a hurry to blow away the enemies around him, and then followed Chengfeng and Yingyang to fly up to the roof went.

Looking back, my good fellow, nearly a hundred people actually called in in the middle of the night, basically all the masters who could be called famous in Xuewulou came.

There are two female figures standing on the opposite roof, the one in front is wearing a gorgeous 90-level Hou Yi suit, the phoenix feather decoration on the cuffs and skirts is a mess, and the 12-level purple +[-] thunder bow on the back is constantly The dazzling blue and purple thunder burst out, like a single wing stretched behind the back, and the firefly special effect swirled around the whole body, dazzling.The female swordsman at the back is all white, even her hair is slightly whitish and light in color, and the cloud robe and brocade sleeves are as pale as a cloud of green smoke. Her existence seems to set off the excellence of the female archer in front, but because of the huge contrast more dazzling.

The jade produces smoke, and the mountains and rivers are covered with snow.

[Current] Yu Shengyan: I can't laugh, did you propose to me last night?

Yu Shengyan was indeed very powerful, the first sentence almost forced Wei Yuzun to smile in front of him and couldn't really laugh.If he said yes, then he would have to marry Yu Shengyan, if he said no, then Tu Mi would probably be bombarded and killed by Xue Wu upstairs.

[Current] Yu Shengyan: Say it!Is it you?

[Current] Only Yu Zun can't laugh: Guess?

Thick smoke billowed from the scene of the gang fight, and the people present were on their backs.

[Currently] Snow is all over the country: Answer the question, or I will bulldoze your meeting site tonight, leaving nothing behind.

[Current] Only Yu Zun can't laugh: It's your freedom to shovel or not, and it's my freedom to answer or not.We withdraw, you please.

[Currently] Illegal animals: Nima, we really don’t dare to dismantle it, right?Brothers, do it!

Only Yu Zun could not smile before leaving the meeting place first, and the rest had no choice but to follow.

[Guild] Tumi: Don't worry, are you really going to leave our club site and let them tear it down?

[Guild] Only Yu Zun can't laugh: Naive!Since they all came to tear down ours, why don't we take the opportunity to tear them down?

[Guild] You will laugh when I shoot an arrow: Boss is wise!

The demolition of Xuewu Building in Weizun Lingxiao is in full swing.

Wei Zun Ling Xiao demolished the house in Xuewu Building to the point of death.

The venues of the two major gangs perished together, and the bloody facts proved that everyone's misery is the real misery.

On the second day, there was another name added to the front of the Xuewu Tower stele: Wei Yu Zun can't laugh, Tu Mi, XX, XXX and dogs are not allowed to enter.