God is poisonous

The time to hang up and fade is very difficult. You can choose to hang up or fight each other. If you don't like both options, you can only go to the hidden cave to fight the beast of suffering.

The Hidden Cave is the only labyrinth map on Hongsha Island, and it is full of deformed-looking beasts of misery with strange lines. This was originally set to relieve the boredom of players who are forced to exile, but unfortunately they explode few things and are difficult to beat, unless It hurts to be idle and has a master-level operation, otherwise the players would rather fight each other than go into the cave to torture themselves.

And this is also the only choice for Wei Yuzun who can't laugh in front of him now.

Because there are no NPCs selling potions and repairing equipment on the island, and a large number of famous people are idle, and things like fighting each other and grabbing medicine are definitely unavoidable. No place on earth is safe.

Lei Yi drove Wei Yuzun in front of him, looking for a few red names with high-level equipment and "asking for advice". After harvesting most of the potion, he was ready to enter the cave.

A white light flashed in front of his eyes, and a female swordsman in a bright red wedding dress revived in front of him.

[Private Chat] You said to Tumi: You delivered it so soon?

[Private chat] Tumi said to you: He is too powerful, every time he is about to be beaten to death, he will deliberately stop and let others steal the crime points.In order to trick him into taking the bait, we all died in vain several times, it's too hard to explain!

[Private chat] You said to Tumi: I just want to say four words at the moment, humble (gan) despicable (de) Wu (piao) shame (liang)!

At this moment, Xuemanjiangshan has obviously discovered the existence of Lei Yi, but he is very aware of the gap in their strength. He just made a move to save face for Xuewulou, and now it would be self-inflicted.

So he, who has always been smart, turned his head decisively and ran to the depths of Hongsha Island.

Of course, Lei Yi would not let go of such a good opportunity, and immediately followed in a leisurely manner.

The dazzling wedding dress covered in snow is so dazzling even in the misty fog of Hongsha Island, and it is not so easy to lose it.

【Current】Xueman Jiangshan: How long do you want to follow me?

[Current] Only Yu Zun can't laugh: Master, you don't want me?

【Current】Snow covered mountains and rivers: Get out!

Xue Man Jiang Shan stopped in his tracks, as if he had been struck by a deep thunder.

[Current] Wei Yu can't laugh in front of you: I am the one who gets slapped, and I am the one who loses face. You are the winner from the beginning to the end, so why make such a big fuss?

[Current] Xueman Jiangshan: Are you trying to take revenge on me now?

[Current] Only Yu Zun can't laugh: I just want to hug you now.

The snow-covered mountains and rivers were struck by lightning again.

Lei Yi imagined a scene where a bully molested a woman from a good family, and then began to deeply reflect on the fact that the way he obtained his surname back then was wrong.

[Current] Only Yu Zun can't laugh: How long are you going to squat here?

【Current】Snow-covered mountains and rivers: 23 hours.

Thinking that Tumi and the others had created such a long opportunity for him to be alone, Lei Yi immediately wanted to praise them from the bottom of his heart: despicable (gan) despicable (de) shameless (liang)!

[Current] Only Yu Zun can't laugh: Are you going to hang up all the time?

[Currently] Xueman Jiangshan: I have always believed in achieving the most benefits with the least consumption.

[Current] Only Yu Zun can't laugh: If you just start pretending to be dead like this, I will definitely not be able to resist doing shameful things to you, which is a big loss for you.

[Current] Xueman Jiangshan: You can't laugh, are you a pervert?

[Current] Only Yu Zun can't laugh: It's more perverted than you imagined.

Xue Man Jiang Shan suddenly lost his temper.

[Current] Only Yu Zun can't laugh: Get up and go.

【Current】Snow-covered mountains and rivers: where to go?

[Current] Only Yu Zun can't laugh: accompany me into the hidden cave.

[Currently] Snow is all over the country: let's go.

The snow-covered mountains and rivers stand up, and the night wind of Hongsha Island pushes the mist across the corner of the skirt, as if splitting the thick mist into a bright wound, and instantly blooms gorgeous flowers that make people have to hold their breath.

[Current] Only Yu Zun can't laugh: so obedient?

[Currently] Snow Man Jiangshan: I haven't been to Hongsha Island for a long time. I heard that there is a kind of suffering beast leader who can attack in groups in the cave. It's good to see it.

Although he often follows Xueman Jiangshan as the OT little princess, Lei Yi enjoys protecting others more than being protected.Just from the angle of view, the little princess OT can only look at him from an elevated angle because of her height problem, but now Yu Zun can’t smile at him, and the snow is full of mountains and rivers, and he immediately changed from noble and glamorous to infinitely enchanting from the perspective of looking down. .

They are used to seeing Misery Beasts, they are like crawling human-shaped long-tongued monsters in aliens, and they come in a large group. Both of them are swordsmen, so they can't talk about group attack output. The red shadow with Huaguang special effects jumps up and down, one uses the group to attack the wind and rain to stabilize the hatred and fly a kite, dragging a large group of suffering beasts forward, after the distance is opened, the other uses the wind and rain to pull the monsters back, the suffering beasts are running In the process of running back and forth, I thoroughly realized a truth - live in peace and die in sports.

Although Misery Beast doesn’t drop any equipment, it has high experience. The experience value is just meaningless data for two full-level accounts. It is mostly used to feed pets and souls. After a while, both of them will get bored .

[Team] Xueman Jiangshan: Let's go inside and go directly to the leader.

The figure in red flitted up from the ground, flying towards the depths of the cave like a frightened bird.

Yu Zun couldn't laugh before he immediately followed him, deliberately playing tricks from the stone wall to avoid the monsters on the road and rushed to him, then stood leisurely and waited for him.

[Team] Xueman Jiangshan: Even such a thing has to be won, don't you feel that life is very tiring?

[Team] Only Yu Zun can't laugh: If you are not so good in every aspect, why should I conquer you?

Xueman Jiangshan finally realized that he was uncomfortable talking to him, so he took up a sword flower and flew over directly.

"Oh..." The female account is luckier than the male account, even though Xue Manjiangshan is a shemale, the leader of the beast of misery rushed towards him enthusiastically at the first moment.

The size of this monster is too large, it is completely like a bunch of human bodies with indistinguishable shapes wrapped together. Although it moves extremely slowly, its attack is terrifyingly high. Just listening to that voice makes life full of suffering.

[Team] Xuemanjiangshan: Be careful, its attack method is very similar to the leader of Zhentian.

[Team] You can't laugh in front of Zun: Be careful, it may roar.

The attributes and attack methods of the big boss Zhentian in Zhentian Palace are very similar to the leader of the suffering beast. Whenever its blood volume is less than 30%, it will trigger the special attack of God's Roar. God's Roar is an instant skill and has a fan-shaped 360 Surrounded in all directions at a high speed, unlike ordinary group attack skills that can be dodged, after being hit by a move, you will be dizzy for three seconds and cannot act.

So when the two sentences were uttered almost at the same time, even Lei Yi couldn't help sighing that he had a good understanding.

Before the words fell, the snow covered the mountains and rivers and flew behind the commander. He quickly opened the antelope's horns and the dragon's tail. It stands to reason that this monster will show flaws at any time. These two blows are enough for it. I didn't expect it to be rough and thick. The amount of blood is terrifying. After these two moves, it is like an ant shaking a tree without any response, and there is no obvious change in the blood bar.The commander didn't even turn his head, and directly swiped with the limbs behind him, and Xuemanjiangshan's blood volume dropped by more than half. Fortunately, he reacted quickly enough, and quickly left the attack range using the meteor chasing the moon as an escape skill.

[Team] Only Yu Zun can't laugh: No, it seems that this guy can attack both front and rear, let's try it from the side.

[Team] Xuemanjiangshan: There must be a basis for what you say, it has heads and hands and feet in all directions, but which side are you looking for?

[Team] Only Yu Zun can't laugh: It seems that close combat won't work, let's use Hongfei Biluo.

So the two of them pulled monsters back and forth again, holding Hongfei Biluo's CD and watching comfortably as the long sword in their hands was spun and thrown back, then thrown, and then flew back again.The commander's blood volume slowly decreased with subtle differences invisible to the naked eye, without any surprise or danger.

[Team] Only Yu Zun can't laugh: Pay attention, 30%!

Sure enough, the leader of the Misery Beast raised his head to the sky and let out an angry roar. The sound effect from the earphones was so realistic and shocking, it really made one's scalp tense and hair stand on end.

"Mortal, your feet have already stepped into the underworld!"

"Hear the wrath of the dead and surrender your soul! . . . Death comes from heaven!"

Following his lines, a bottomless pool of blood suddenly appeared on the ground, stumps and broken arms kept falling in the area of ​​the pool, people within the area immediately displayed a cursed state, and their blood volume dropped rapidly.

[Team] Snow Man Jiangshan: ...A arrow fell from the sky?

[Team] Only Yu Zun can't laugh: Shit falls from the sky!Fuck, this skill is a fortress!

The two sentences came out almost at the same time.

There was an awkward silence.

[Team] Xuemanjiangshan: You are uneducated, and I despise you on behalf of all beings in the three realms.

[Team] Only Yu Zun can't laugh: Didn't you hear it wrong?

[Team] Xueman Jiangshan: Vulgar, I despise you.

[Team] Only Yu Zun can't laugh: ...

The tug-of-war lasted for another 20 minutes. The tortured leader of the beast gave the last X and finally fell to the ground with hatred. The two of them flew up to touch the equipment at the same time. Take a step forward and strike first.

System: You have obtained Feiyun Chasing the Moon*1, Soft Hedgehog Armor*1, and Tianxiang Cloud Shoes*1.

Tianzun's hair crown, assassin's armor, and pharmacist's shoes.

[Team] Snow is all over the country: Grass, black hands!

[Team] Only Yu Zun can't laugh: There is a saying that when the first person enters the dungeon, the drop of the dungeon has already been generated.Therefore, what should be blamed is not the black hand that touched the boss's body, but the black foot that first stepped into the dungeon.Obviously you came in first, why blame me?

[Team] Xuemanjiangshan: ... hooligans are not scary, but scary hooligans are educated.

Before Yu Zun couldn't smile, before he could reply, the second leader of the Misery Beast had appeared around the corner, and before the two of them retreated, the grief-stricken No. [-] had enthusiastically thrown them to the ground.

Wei Yu couldn't smile in front of Zun, looked up at the sky and sighed endlessly.

[Team] Only Yu Zun can't laugh: Hooligans are not scary, terrorist hooligans will form a group...